Becoming a Weird Tale Counts as Success
Chapter 487

Mecha Combat

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The background music, a blend of rousing passion and deep emotion, delicate details and grand scale, resounded throughout the long-silent Heavenly Palace Space Station. The silver mech, streaking with blue-gray light, burst out of the spaceport with an incomprehensible maneuvering pattern.

"Warning, warning! You have violated the Heavenly Rules! Lay down your weapons immediately and cease resistance! This is your last warning, please..."

The incessant mechanical noises reached her ears directly through the all-channel broadcast into the cabin. Feng Xue looked at the 100,000 heavenly soldiers surrounding her, but showed no intention of showing fear. With a thought, the gray-blue Light Wings on the back of her machine unfurled, and she charged into the "heavenly soldiers." With a clench of her right hand, she grasped a jet-black longsword formed by some kind of field. Unleashing the Fifteen Deadly Swords, her machine seemed to transform into a venomous Poison Dragon, directly piercing into the wall of mechs composed of gold and white.

With almost no obstruction, the mechs blocking the sword's edge melted away like ice cream sliced by a hot blade. As the first Celestial Soldier mech was cut down, the previously noisy warning sounds ceased instantly, replaced by a shrill alarm.

With the power of background music, Feng Xue frowned slightly and immediately turned up the volume of the Gravitational Wave Clamp Cabin's loudspeaker. The speed of the mecha increased again, and the unique solo charge characteristic of mecha warfare was staged at this moment.

The world's fuselage seemed to transform into a sharp divine Divine Weapon, slicing through the sky formed by the celestial soldiers' mechs. The explosions that rose and fell were like blooming fireworks behind him. The sense of accomplishment from destroying enemy aircraft at close range was fifty times greater than that of the frenzied bombardment by colorful cannons!

"Awesome!" Feng Xue violently dismantled the mecha in front of him, while deliberately limiting the battle to the vicinity of the port. After all, in his eyes, this dreamlike Space Station already belonged to him, so why would he want to destroy it?

"Buzz!"

"Warn!"

Almost simultaneously, the warning in his mind and the prompt from his body exploded at the same time. The world's movements suddenly stopped, and then it withstood the attack of the Heavenly Soldier Mech and moved backward more than two hundred meters out of thin air.

This abrupt displacement caused the world to crash directly into the horde of celestial soldiers. The anti-beam coating on several parts of the armor on the machine's status display screen was immediately scratched. But it was all worth it, because almost the instant the world retreated, Rainbow Light that pierced through the sky swept across. With this attack, more than twice as many celestial soldiers were vaporized than Feng Xue had cut down along the way!

"Damn, they've activated indiscriminate naval gun mode! As expected, the Gundam series is all bullshit; on the battlefield, naval guns are always stronger than mobile cannons!"

Feng Xue grinned and plunged down, the sword in his hand suddenly blazing, and an Orca Pillow appeared in his hand inside the cockpit.

"Phew... It's been so long since I've fought with all my might!"

The power of the tides swirled around Feng Xue, and the state of the world began to change as well. Her originally silver body was now coated in black and white, and a whale's song blended perfectly into the background music, merging with the phantom that appeared behind Feng Xue. Like a killer whale suddenly leaping out of the sea, it smashed open a gap in what seemed to be an endless Heavenly Soldiers and Generals.

The world was plunged directly into the explosion, and at the same time, the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals he had left behind launched all their missiles almost simultaneously.

Various types of live ammunition and energy weapons intertwined behind the world, creating a barrage of bullets that would make countless members of the Itano Circus draw themselves into hospital. However, Feng Xue had no intention of staging a chase or maneuver. Instead, she went all out and charged straight towards the location where the light cannon had previously bombarded.

Regardless, the naval guns must be addressed first!

However, this naval cannon seemed to have inherited the unreasonable technology tree of this world. In just a few seconds, the naval cannon, which could directly destroy a small country, was recharged once again. The red and gold flashes continued to grow larger in front of Feng Xue's eyes. But he was not without a plan for this situation!

"Kuli Bo, save me!"

A brown Kuriboh leaped out of Feng Xue's heart, passing through the world's cockpit at an eerie speed. It multiplied and split continuously, transforming into a seemingly flimsy chestnut wall that blocked Feng Xue's path.

The main cannon, which was originally capable of wiping out one-fifth of the Heavenly Soldiers' mechs with a single strike, pierced through the chestnut wall without any obstruction. But miraculously, after passing through the wall formed by the Kuriboh, the originally indestructible cannon passed through the World's mech as if it were a gentle breeze, without causing any damage.

"As expected of Kuli Bo!" Feng Xue did not waste Kuli Bo's sacrifice. With the weak nuclear force propulsion wings at full speed, he used the ship's cannon as a high-speed path to plummet straight down. Even though the Heavenly Soldiers behind him had realized the problem, the instructions deeply ingrained in their programs prevented them from continuing the pursuit.

Having shaken off the pursuit of 50,000 heavenly soldiers, Feng Xue appeared beside the cannon muzzle of the ship, but Feng Xue target was no longer to destroy the cannon, because he saw a structure resembling an operating console.

Electronic warfare system activated!

"Intrusion mode has been entered, but resistance has been encountered. It is estimated to take 30 minutes."

The world's response made Feng Xue's lips twitch slightly. Although the world was set up to be the strongest mecha in the world, no matter how strong the electronic warfare system on the mecha was, it was still a bit of a stretch to think that it could break through the main ship's firewall.

With a sigh, Feng Xue strode forward, heading straight for the main gun, and then—

[Plunder]!

Make the Best Use of Everything!

[Item Master]!

After the NTR triple strike, the main cannon immediately changed hands. Although the main cannon's power was immediately cut off after leaving the Heavenly Palace system, under the Make the Best Use of Everything power radiation, this thing had become Phantom Object that could kill people without needing energy!

"Fire!"

The swollen beam of light swept across the sky, its blinding iridescent Rainbow Light entering the atmosphere and immediately prompting reflection and vigilance from countless people.

Instantly, rumors spread across the surface: a demonic star was born, ominous signs appeared from the sky, the country was about to perish... but Feng Xue, completely unaware of all this, was still happily playing her mecha-fighting game.

One hundred thousand, no, fifty thousand heavenly soldiers were completely destroyed after only three minutes of bombardment by the [Purple Heaven Divine Thunder] ship cannons. Feng Xue casually used the world's built-in "Little Water Gun" to kill the remaining mechs one by one. Although the entire Heavenly Palace Space Station was still constantly sounding noisy alarms, no more guards were seen coming.

"It seems the Heavenly Court is truly out of options? Are the 100,000 autonomous mechs their last line of defense?"

Feng Xue muttered these thoughts to herself, but she had no intention of leaving the cabin. She simply waited quietly for the world to proceed with the process of cracking the firewall of the Heavenly Palace Space Station.

Finally, eight days (mortal time) after Feng Xue went to heaven, the Heavenly Palace Space Station welcomed its new administrator.

To understand why 22nd Century toys can be instantly killed, consider this example: Nobita, after being adapted to light, can survive in a star-like environment, but he can still be beaten up by Gian. The concept of Phantom Object is that their survival mode grants them immunity to environmental damage, but they still need to be hit by attacks.

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