The Melon Gets Bigger and Bigger!

"Second Brother, your homeroom teacher is so cruel!"

"What do you mean?" Jiang Yue asked, baffled.

"Han Jingjing (No. 25) was about to post her picture, and he banned everyone from speaking. Isn't that cruel? I bet all the boys in your class must hate him."

"You don't even know if she's pretty or ugly, what kind of nonsense are you talking about?"

"Heh, have you ever seen a girl who dares to post her picture and is ugly? Second Brother, I bet this Han Jingjing, even if she's not exceptionally beautiful, must have a great figure."

Jiang Yue was speechless again. What was wrong with the world? Were twelve-year-old kids turning into demons?

Were the schools in town schools or driving schools?

What did they even teach all day? If underage kids are driving this fast, wouldn't they be flying fighter jets when they grow up?

Moreover, San Gou's angle of approach was too peculiar.

Shouldn't a normal person's focus be on whether the video content was real or fake? That's the real gossip.

Ding dong!

The phone popped up with another message notification.

Du Yifeng

[Link] invites you to join a group chat.

Jiang Yue was slightly surprised. Was Du Yifeng going to create a private group and send the video privately again?

He unlocked his phone with his fingerprint and clicked to confirm joining.

Du Yifeng @everyone

"I don't have all my friends. If you have any close friends, acquaintances, or buddies and buddies from class, invite them. I'll send the video in five minutes, no refunds."

There weren't many classmates Du Yifeng could add as friends. Looking at the people he invited, they were basically the more outstanding students in the class, and the vast majority were female students.

Although Jiang Yue didn't interact much with Du Yifeng, they got along reasonably well.

The main reason was Jiang Yue's outstanding academic performance and incredibly good looks. Plus, Jiang Yue was extremely low-key and rarely showed off or sought attention in class, which Du Yifeng admired.

In Du Yifeng's logic, it wasn't your fault for being handsome, but if you were handsome and liked to show off, it meant you were trying to steal the spotlight from him, Du Yifeng.

People like that were his enemies, and he couldn't stand it.

Simply put, he had one principle: You can do whatever you want, just don't steal my spotlight.

Yes, Du Yifeng's values were that simple and unpretentious.

Jiang Yue casually invited a few people he was closer to. He usually stayed at school except on weekends and long holidays, so his three roommates naturally had to be invited.

His deskmate Li Yue had always been a wallflower. She had very few WeChat friends, and the number of classmates she had friended could be counted on one hand. No one would probably invite her, so Jiang Yue pulled Li Yue into the group as well.

His three roommates soon joined the group one after another.

Yu Hongtu: Is Big Shot Yifeng driving again? Waiting online!

Wang Xiawei: Ticket bought, waiting for departure!

Mao Doudou: Newbie pays respects. Before Big Shot Yifeng starts the car, please allow this humble brother to introduce my length...

Jiang Yue: @Mao Doudou, have you been secretly using my toilet paper these past two days?

Mao Doudou: It wasn't me, I didn't, don't talk nonsense. Triple denial/emoji pack.

Jiang Yue: Do you want me to remind you of what happened at the school infirmary last time?

Mao Doudou: Boss, I was wrong, please let me go. Kneeling/emoji pack.

Fang Ziyang: What happened at the school infirmary? Sounds like there's gossip!

Xu Ruogu: Gossip before the car starts.

Chen Haoran: Gossip before the car starts +1.

Zheng Weihao: +2.

Wang Shen: +3.

Liu Jian: +4.

Han Jingjing: +5.

Yang Xiaoxiao: Jingjing, are you sure you want to eat all the boys' gossip?

Han Jingjing: Just joined the group, what were you guys talking about earlier? @Jiang Yue.

Mao Doudou: [WeChat Red Packet] Please let us go, big shots, don't affect Big Shot Yifeng's departure.

Jiang Yue tagging Mao Doudou wasn't intentionally targeting him. On the contrary, he was kindly reminding him.

After all, there were many girls in the group, and this guy never paid attention to the occasion. No matter what kind of group it was, as soon as he joined, he would start talking about his size and length.

It was fine in groups without girls. But with so many girls in this group, and classmates seeing each other every day, it would be a bit awkward.

If Jiang Yue didn't stop him in time, Mao Doudou would definitely follow up with his signature catchphrase: "I am Mao Shijiu, coiled around your waist."

This wasn't Jiang Yue wrongly accusing him; the guy had been pulled into the group by Jiang Yue. They shared the same dorm, so Jiang Yue knew exactly what kind of person he was.

Back when they first moved into the dorms, Mao Doudou's self-introduction had been just as ridiculous.

He claimed to possess a powerful weapon, remaining in a dormant state for nineteen years, only to unleash ferocious might when awakened. He could have relied on his unique skills, but his family insisted he pursue education.

As for the school infirmary incident, that was another tragic tale.

Leveraging his "steel-straight man" trait, Mao Doudou often locked himself in the bathroom for solitary amusement, engaging in unspeakable acts. His toilet paper consumption was exceptionally high, often exceeding his personal supply. Borrowing toilet paper from his roommates was a frequent occurrence.

It would have been fine if he just used it, but the guy always denied it vehemently.

One time, Jiang Yue, feeling mischievous, gathered some pollen from the countryside and the fine down from stinging nettle caterpillars. He sprinkled them on the toilet paper.

You couldn't see them clearly without a close inspection. The bathroom lighting was always poor, and Mao Doudou, unaware of the trap, borrowed Jiang Yue's toilet paper without asking. Before long, his "powerful weapon" became red, swollen, and itchy, unbearable to scratch.

In excruciating pain, Mao Doudou tried to endure it, but the more he resisted, the worse it got. He had no choice but to go to the school infirmary, receiving injections, medication, and topical treatments. He took a full two days off, never having experienced such discomfort in his life.

Remarkably, after that incident, the disappearances of toilet paper from the dorm significantly decreased.

The other two roommates, Yu Hongtu and Wang Xiawei, were unaware of this. Even Mao Doudou himself considered it an accidental mishap, never suspecting that Jiang Yue had deliberately played a prank.

Jiang Yue hinted at it slightly, and Mao Doudou, feeling guilty, feared his embarrassing secret would be exposed and immediately became well-behaved.

More and more eccentric and amusing individuals joined the group, engaging in banter and jokes. Everyone soon forgot about Mao Doudou's little incident.

After another two or three minutes, Li Yue arrived fashionably late and joined the group chat via Jiang Yue's invitation.

However, Li Yue had always been an invisible presence in class; few people cared whether she joined or not. Her presence or absence made no difference.

In any case, she wouldn't speak even if she joined.

Du Yifeng particularly savored this feeling of anticipation.

"Have we invited everyone we need to?"

"Everyone remember this! You've watched the videos, that's it. Absolutely do not spread them around. I'm stating this upfront: it might be fine if I share them, but if you do, don't drag me down if you get 'invited for tea'."

Du Yifeng reveled in the suspense. The more serious he made the situation sound, the more mysterious and powerful he felt!

Allowing his classmates to feel the strength of his information network, the unseen power behind him, and his superior status made him feel a vulgar yet unparalleled joy as these "weaklings" speculated, marveled, and even worshipped him.

Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong...

Then, a series of videos popped up in the group chat.

This time, everyone had learned their lesson. To guard against any further tricks, they first saved the videos to their phones before watching them.

Du Yifeng: These videos are not public yet. I'll say it again, do not spread them around! Otherwise, you'll face the consequences!

Du Yifeng: All over our Gaia Planet, across the four continents and eight regions, strange geographical phenomena have appeared in many places. It's not just Tianlang Mountain in our Great Zhang Country.

Du Yifeng: The first video is of the Asali Desert, the second is the infamous Devil's Triangle in the Bamuda Sea, the third is the Tearing Great Canyon in western Xiluoxinzhou, and the fourth is Nabo City on the eastern coast of Xiluoxinzhou...

Actually, Du Yifeng didn't need to explain. As high school students, they possessed this basic geographical knowledge.

Like the video from Tianlang Mountain, these videos were not long, but their content was more shocking than the last.

After watching, Jiang Yue was speechless for a long time.

A strong intuition told him that humanity's normal perception of the world had shattered, their existing knowledge system had crumbled, and their teachers' coffins would finally be unable to contain them.