"Mm... You're all up pretty early. It's not even fully light out yet."
"We were just waiting for you. Tuanzi's already made breakfast, right, Tuanzi~"
"Holy crap~"
Sasha seemed to really like Tuanzi. She'd even asked me if she could have it, but there was no way I could give her this thing. It might look cute
and be incredibly strong, but its
true form was a virus. Give it to you? Did you have a death wish?
I'd tried giving Tuanzi to other creatures, too, but a part of it had very rudely eaten all the little animals.
So now Tuanzi could only stay with me. The other creatures were probably just food in its eyes, right?
How had I ended up with such a glutton?
Soon, the table was covered with food. We chatted as we ate, hoping to help Sasha's body recover faster
and get some practice with her language skills.
It was a cheerful meal, all in all. Before long, the time had passed.
I'd planned to go out for a walk today, but at the thought of all those civilians' stares, I lost my nerve. I flopped
onto the sofa and settled down to do nothing, like a proper
couch potato.
Oh, the couch-potato life~
"Sister Yuxuan, you're slacking off again."
Sasha crouched beside me, cheeks puffed out in frustration.
"Ah~ Mm... It's not slacking off. I'm just lazy to begin with."
I said it as if it were only natural. Sasha immediately pouted and glared at me.
"Sister Yuxuan, being lazy is wrong. Exercise is what keeps you alive~ You'll get fat like this!"
"Then give me a meal meant for a hundred people. Otherwise, there's no way I'll ever get fat."
I lazily rolled over on the sofa, half my body dangling off