Volume Three: Academy in Total Rampage, Chapter 181: Um, Um, Just Hear Me Out

Evelynths? I'll remember that name.

She might be the key to me finding the Boundary Breaking Armor.

Next, it's our turn.

"Hello little sisters, I'm Mikael Girls' Academy's Bright Moon Tartaglia. You can call me Sister Haoyue from now on~"

Haoyue bent down slightly, revealing a bright smile with 100% friendliness. To put it nicely, she looked like a loving mother visiting her child; to put it bluntly... she looked like a strange aunt trying to seduce a little girl.

"Hello, Sister Haoyue."

"... Huh? The atmosphere seems a bit cold? Is it just my imagination?" Haoyue blinked, seemingly at a loss.

It turns out she's not very good at communicating with children...

"Hello, I'm Liu Ye, a friend of this Sister Haoyue. I'm also Mikael Girls' Academy. From now on... just call me Sister Ye."

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Nobody's saying anything? Am I also falling silent?

Upon closer inspection, apart from Evelynths, all the girls in the group had slightly flushed faces, sparkling eyes, and excited expressions.

"Um, Sister Ye... is she really Liu Sister Ye from the champion racing team?"

"Yes, but a true hero should be someone who loves—"

"Long live the Emperor! ~~~~~~~~~!!!"

Huh? What? What happened?

A huge group of little girls suddenly surrounded me, pushing and shoving their way to me. Hey, hey, hey, I'm not a lolicon, and most of you aren't cute at all!

"It really is her!!!"

"Amazing! So beautiful!"

"At first, when Sister Xiao said that was her friend, I didn't believe her!"

"Please sign my autograph! Please sign my autograph! Please sign my autograph!"

"So happy~~~~~"

And so it inexplicably turned into a fan meeting.

"Yay~~ I got Sister Ye's autograph!"

"I want to collect this for the rest of my life!"

"Great! But the handwriting looks a bit ugly..."

"What are you talking about?! It's not that Sister Ye's handwriting is ugly, it's that it reflects human aesthetic standards!"

The little girls who got my autograph cheered and jumped for joy (except for the one with a missing left leg who couldn't jump), they were so excited they couldn't contain themselves. But I'm really sorry my handwriting is so ugly...

Haoyue was all alone.

"Um... it's not right for you to keep bothering Sister Ye like this. Here, I can sign for you too..."

""""..."""""

Still, no one paid any attention to her.

Oh no, your attitude is definitely going to piss Haoyue off!

"Ugh..."... Eh?

"Waaah... waaah...(sobs)"

She actually cried!?

"Haoyue, don't cry! They're probably just shy—"

"Waaah... Xiao Ye... You're so kind..."

"Tch, they're not scavengers, why would they get close to you?" ← Xiao Wu

"How dare you! See you in the woods after school!" ← Bright Moon

"You two, don't fight, don't fight! Whoever answers correctly gets to keep the benefits of Golden Fertilizer..." ← Xiao

On the other side--

"Wow~~ Is this butterfly Sister Ye's pet? It's so beautiful!"

"I really want to have one too!"

"It flies so nimbly... I'm going to grab it!"

"Ah, it got dodged!"

"I'll do it..."

"Surround them!" Seize them!

"Yes! It worked!"

"Hey, be gentle, don't grab its antennae!"

"Ahh, it's going to break!"

"You..."

"Um?"

A new voice suddenly rang out.

The little girls looked left and right, but couldn't find the source of the sound.

"... Don't touch me like that!!!!"

Zzzzz!

Just as Haoyue and Xiao Wu were playing around, a strange noise came from behind them, and a dazzling pink light illuminated the entire clubroom.

"Huh... what's that...?"

Haoyue and the others were also drawn to the light.

Hey hey hey hey, no way, no way, no way, no way!!!

Why now of all times?!

As the pink light faded, a young girl appeared where the pink-based, gold-patterned butterfly had been.

She knelt on the ground, her long, light pink hair hanging down to the floor, her cute little mouth pouting, and her large, azure eyes filled with tears.

It's Little Butterfly with teary eyes.

"Waaah..."

Please, my dear daughter, look at the atmosphere!

"Waaah... Mother... They're bullying me..."

Little Butterfly stood up, sobbing, wiping away her tears in a pose that could melt the hearts of any lolicon in the world a thousand times over, and then leaped into my arms.

... Damn it. We're doomed.

Everyone was stunned, except for Little Butterfly was still wiping away her tears with my school uniform... Hey, I still have to do laundry when I get back!

"... daughter?"

Breaking the silence is the queen of homebodies— Si Nan Xiao.

"Uh, Liu Ye, um, what's going on with your daughter?"

Her lips trembled slightly, her hand pointed shakily at Little Butterfly, and her face was full of disbelief.

"I see... A college girl, pregnant out of wedlock, you have a story too."

Xiao Wu cast a slightly concerned look at me. "Waaah, I'm really touched, but you've really misunderstood. Don't look at me like that. I'm not a wayward girl."

But what I'm worried about isn't the two of them, but rather—

"Um, Haoyue? Are you alright? Let me explain—"

Haoyue kept her head down, her bangs covering her eyes, but her mouth kept moving as if it were wound up.

"... Hey, what? This adorable little girl, so cute I just want to pin her down and torment her for life, turns out she's Xiao Ye's daughter! I thought Xiao Ye had awakened a new interest in lolis and embarked on a criminal path, forcibly abducting innocent lolis. If that were the case, wouldn't I, with my ample bosom and buttocks, be outside Xiao Ye's hunting range? Luckily, she's just a daughter, not a lover, meaning Xiao Ye's interests are still quite normal... wait, wait, wait, daughter, Xiao Ye's daughter... that means this child came from Xiao Ye's smooth, pink [beep--]... Primates need to mate to produce offspring, which means this child has a father... waaaah!" Wow, the father must be amazing and handsome to have created such a beautiful daughter! So who is that guy? It can't be some unknown male passerby, right? No way, it can't be, absolutely not, it can't be! It's even more impossible that Xiao Ye was captured and trained into a sex toy by a group of perverts, or even worse, captured by some lustful monsters and transformed into an egg-laying machine! It's definitely impossible! And how could someone as strong as Xiao Ye be captured and then... well, she likes girls! Could it be that my beautiful and charming Xiao Ye was cheated on by some random wild woman, or that Xiao Ye actively seduced someone? No way! No way! I love Xiao Ye, and Xiao Ye must love me too! Ah, I see. I know now. It must be my longing for Xiao Ye these past few months that created a miracle. Our hearts are connected, we are inseparable. Love can transcend the boundaries of the body. Indeed, this long period of abstinence was the right thing to do. It was my sincerity that moved the heavens, and that's why this miracle happened. Her name is Little Butterfly Die, right? What a lovely name! From now on, she's my daughter too. How should she address me? She seems to call Xiao Ye "Mother," right? Then I'll be "Father." But "Father" sounds so awkward. I'm a young girl, after all. So, I'll call her "Mom," or "Mother," or just leave it out. The adults are calling Haoyue "Mom" directly! Just thinking about it is unbearable! My Xiao Ye and Little Butterfly will be sleeping in the same bed, living a harmonious and fulfilling life, and even occasionally having a mother-daughter threesome! How wonderful! But what about raising the child? What should I teach her? What should she eat? What should she use? There must be so many things to consider! Waaaaah! I'm just a young girl in the prime of my life; I've never thought about married life before. Speaking of which, what do I need to prepare for the wedding? A wedding dress? A bouquet? A venue? How do I choose it? Who should I invite? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Waaaaah! (Rambling, rambling, rambling, rambling, rambling...)

It's broken again.

"Haohao, Haoyue, don't get excited! Well, actually, I like you too, so stop with that sickly look in your eyes when you're nagging. You're scaring me!" I quickly comforted her. Why does this scene feel so familiar?

"#%%*&*#%@#*&*##￥(Random thoughts)"

"Cheer up, Haoyue. Calm down, organize your thoughts, and say whatever you want to say—"

Let's get married!!!

"Your character is completely out of character!"

"Then let's get married while Little Butterfly is pregnant!"

"It sounds wonderful, but thinking about it carefully, it's even worse! And please remove the '♀' from your sentence!"

Let's get married!

"You actually removed it!"

"Let's get married with Little Butterfly pregnant!"

"The second sentence is unnecessary!"

"Then let's get married while Little Butterfly is pregnant!"

"Ugh, that's enough! Stop using the same old jokes! Hey, Xiao! Come help me--"

Si Nan Xiao and Little Butterfly were squatting in the corner, whispering something to each other.

"Her name is Little Butterfly, right?"

"Yes, my mother gave me this name!"

"So, what would you like to call me?"

"Hmm... I don't know..."

"Then I'll decide. Just repeat what I say."

"Okay! I'll do as you say!"

"If Xiao Ye is 'Mother'... then just call me 'Mom'."

"Mom?"

"Yes, that's right."

"Mom."

"Mmm, very good~ Say it again~"

"Mom!"

"Good boy, good boy~"

"What about that lady in white who seems to be very close to Mother? What should we call her?"

"As for Haoyue... let's call her 'Stepmother'."

"Stepmother?"

"Yes, stepmother!"

"My stepmother!"

"Mwah, so sweet--hmm?"

A hand patted Si Nan Xiao on the shoulder.

Si Nan Xiao slowly, very slowly turned her head.

--I saw a Qipao Woman whose forehead was dark.

"Ah, um, Haoyue, let me explain--"

The well-behaved Little Butterfly immediately greeted them.

"Good morning, stepmother!"

Then--

"Oh, a flute seller!"

"Take it girl!"

"F@ck♀you!"

"The ultimate technique is so satisfying!"

"Patchouli!"

"Ah, it's so big!"

"Stand still, good girl!"

"Unknown Territory♀New Nippori!"

"Erections since last year!"

"Come on, let's have some firecrackers! Come on, let's have some firecrackers!"

Then, the corrupted Haoyue and Si Nan Xiao engaged in an epic wrestling match, which was, of course, entirely Haoyue's doing.

As the most devoted believer in philosophy, I am completely satisfied.

The fairy's three beliefs—precepts, praise, and approval—have a successor.

"You city folks really know how to have fun..."

Xiao Wu looked at them, completely dumbfounded.

"Excuse me, did I disturb you?"

"No..."

Xiao Wu shook her head and looked in a certain direction.

Ahead of me was Evelynths, a slight smile on her face.

"At least, the children are happy..."

Then, she smiled.

This was the first time I'd ever seen her smile.

Like a delicate flower blooming on a desolate ice field.

So beautiful.

Like an angel descending to earth.

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A mysterious battleground + custody struggle, I had so much fun writing this!