"Host! You listen to me!"
"I'm listening!"
Inside a carriage, a golden-haired, cat-eared loli and a handsome man with golden hair were locked in a standoff.
The cat-eared loli was the System.
The golden-haired man was Lynn.
The System planted her hands on her hips, glared, and scolded him, puffed up with anger: "I am the Blondy System, not the Bishoujo Strategy System! Who told you not to act like a villainous blondy? Look at us now—I've been fired by the God of Love, and you've been exiled."
Lynn slumped, dejected. "I didn't want this either! I just wanted to find happiness!" He covered his face with his hands and wept, "Who knew the ending of ruin would come anyway?"
The System stomped her feet in frustration. "It's all your fault! If you wanted happiness, you should have just listened to me and corrupted all the heroines!"
Lynn still refused to listen to the System's sophistry, retorting, "What I wanted was true love, a dreamlike, happy life just like in a novel, not to turn every heroine into a slave who only knows how to give a peace sign!" He pulled out a handkerchief to wipe his tears. "It was bad enough on Blue Star, but even after transmigrating to another world, I'm still living like trash."
The System looked at Lynn with disdain. "Tch, you're nothing but a maggot, pathetic no matter where you go."
"Damn you, mind your own business!"
"Because of you, I'm unemployed!"
Lynn, a transmigrator from Blue Star, had been reborn into this world as a fetus, becoming the villainous blondy from a Feng Aotian Game—a villainous young master and the third son of an Imperial Grand Duke.
The original game plot was a path to ruin; no matter which route one took, Lynn was destined to meet his demise.
In the Feng Aotian solo route, Lynn's ending involved trying to sabotage Feng Aotian on the battlefield against the Devil Race, which led to his flank being breached. He caused the First Prince's death, was exiled to become a baron, and was eventually overrun by Goblins, nailed to a cross, and burned to death.
In the Princess route, the ending involved drugging the princess, getting caught by Feng Aotian, being stripped of his noble status, and dying in the Lower City.
In the Saintess route, the ending was being beaten to death by Zealots for defiling the Saintess.
There were also the Old Loli Witch route, the Elf Princess route, the Silver Dragon King route, and the harem route—all of them ended in death, death, death, and more death.
Such was Lynn's fate.
However, just as the ending of ruin approached, he awakened memories of his previous life and obtained a system from an Evil God, known as the Blondy System.
The mission was simple: cuckold Feng Aotian, crush her psyche and fortune, and then conquer Feng Aotian herself.
Because the God of Love, who was an Evil God, was an enemy of Feng Aotian, the Evil Gods did not want to see the savior rescue the world.
Conversely, once he conquered the heroines, the Blondy could live out his happy life.
It was a pity that Lynn was a "pure love" warrior who adamantly refused to accept the corruption of these heroines.
The System had no choice; for the sake of her Master's mission, she could only help him pursue them. After all, as long as Feng Aotian and the other heroines who could also become Feng Aotian were rendered incapable of effort, it would suffice.
The System believed that there wasn't much difference between a mind full of Lynn and a mind "full of Lynn."
The result was obvious: Lynn didn't manage to pursue a single person, met his ending of ruin, and the System was abandoned by the God of Love as a result.
Fortunately, this ruin was a brand-new ending.
It was no longer a ruin caused by his own stupidity, but rather an attack by his political enemies.
His own Big Brother and Second Brother were also attacking him.
Because according to the equal inheritance system, all nobles had to divide their land among every son.
Lynn was not an illegitimate child and held succession rights, so by getting rid of him, his two brothers could obtain more fiefs after their father died.
The Succession Dispute had always been this way.
Not to mention that the Imperial genius Third Princess was his fiancée, and the Saintess had once been his childhood sweetheart.
You ask why the Third Princess was his fiancée?
Because Lynn had been a genius with incredible talent for magic and Battle Qi since childhood. Plus, the Third Princess was nearly his age, while his two brothers were twins born earlier and already had betrothals.
The Ducal Family to which Lynn belonged could be considered very powerful; to put it simply, even if it were split into three, each piece would still be reduced only to the strength of a normal duke.
In other words, even if the future Lynn were only a marquis, the strength of his inherited fief would rival that of a duke.
Moreover, after Lynn obtained the System, he tried hard to clear his name, though it seemed he had failed—at least, that was what Lynn thought.
The Church was already displeased with him constantly being in contact with the Saintess, and the Anti-Imperial Faction did not want to see the Imperial Royal Family marry a future marquis.
Unfortunately, Lynn couldn't handle the pressure; his psyche was relatively fragile, and he became a waste.
He ate himself into a pig-headed mess and gave up on everything.
Fortunately, Lynn had awakened his memories quite early, at only 14 years old, and by 15, he had become handsome again.
However, Lynn, who had no experience in love, kept listening to the strategies taught by his System strategist, and as a result, the heroines' attitudes became worse and worse—even worse than before!
Not to mention being attacked by political enemies.
The reason for the attack was simple: a recording of his from the past had been brought to light.
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