"Host! Listen to me!"
"I'm listening!"
Inside a carriage, a golden-haired cat-eared loli and a handsome-looking man with golden hair were facing off.
The cat-eared loli was the system.
The golden-haired man was Lynn.
The system planted her hands on her hips and glared at him, fuming as she scolded, "I'm the Blondy System, not the Bishoujo Strategy System! Who told you not to be a villain blondy? Look what happened now. God of Love fired me, and you got exiled."
Lynn hung his head in dejection. "It's not like I wanted this! I just wanted to find happiness!" He covered his face with both hands and wept. "Who knew the downfall ending would still come?"
The system stamped her foot in anger. "This is all your fault! If you wanted happiness, you should've just listened to me and corrupted all the heroines."
Lynn still wasn't buying the system's sophistry. He retorted, "I wanted a life of dreamlike happiness, with someone who truly loved me, just like in a novel. I didn't want to turn every heroine into a slave who only knew how to make peace signs with scissors!" He took out a handkerchief and wiped his tears. "Life sucked on Blue Star, and now I've transmigrated to another world only to have it suck here, too."
The system looked at Lynn with disdain. "Tsk. You're a pathetic worm, no matter where you go."
"Mind your own business!"
"I lost my job because of you!"
Lynn was a transmigrator from Blue Star. Reincarnated in this other world, he had become the villain blondy from the Feng Aotian Game in his previous life: a villainous young master, and the third son of an Imperial Grand Duke.
In the original game, every route led to a downfall ending. No matter which route the player chose, Lynn was doomed to meet his own downfall.
In Feng Aotian's solo route, Lynn tried to sabotage her on the battlefield against the Demon Race, only for the flank to be breached as a result. He got the First Prince killed and was exiled, becoming a baron. In the end, Goblins overran his territory, and he was burned to death on a cross.
In the Princess route, he drugged the Princess and got caught by Feng Aotian. He was stripped of his noble status and eventually died in the lower city.
In the Saintess route, he was beaten to death by fanatics for defiling the Saintess.
And then there were the Old Loli Witch route, the Elf Princess route, the Silver Dragon King route, and the harem route. Every single one ended in death, death, death, death.
That was Lynn's fate.
However, just before his downfall ending arrived, he awakened his memories of his previous life and obtained a system from an Evil God, called the Blondy System.
The mission was simple: sleep with Feng Aotian, strike at her confidence and luck, and then make her his, too.
The God of Love, an Evil God, was Feng Aotian's enemy. The Evil Gods didn't want to see a savior rescue the world.
In return, once the blondy had won over the heroines, he could live out his happily ever after.
Unfortunately, Lynn was a "true-love-only" warrior who refused to let the heroines fall into depravity.
The system had no choice. To complete her Master's mission, she could only help him pursue them. As long as Feng Aotian and the other heroines who could become Feng Aotians all turned into unmotivated slackers, that would do.
The system figured that there wasn't much difference between having Lynn on your mind all the time and having nothing but Lynn on your mind.
The result was obvious: Lynn failed to win over a single one of them, and met his downfall ending. The system was abandoned by the God of Love, too.
Fortunately, this time his downfall came about in a completely new way.
He wasn't doomed because of some idiotic mistake. This time, it was because his political enemies were targeting him.
His eldest and second eldest brothers were targeting him, too.
Under the equal-inheritance system, every noble had to divide their lands among all their sons.
Lynn wasn't a bastard and had succession rights. So if they killed him, his two brothers would get larger fiefs after their father died.
That was how the Succession Dispute always went.
And it didn't help that the Empire's genius, the Third Princess, was his fiancée, while the Saintess had once been his childhood sweetheart.
You might ask why the Third Princess was his fiancée.
Lynn had been a magical and Battle Qi prodigy since childhood, and the Third Princess was nearly the same age as him. His two older brothers were twins, born earlier, and both already had fiancées.
Lynn's Ducal Family was incredibly powerful. To put it this way, even if it were split into three, each part would still only be as weak as an ordinary ducal house.
In other words, even if Lynn only became a marquis, the fief he inherited would be as powerful as a duchy.
After getting the system, Lynn had worked hard to clean up his image, though he felt he'd probably failed.
The Church was already fed up with seeing him spend all day with the Saintess, and the Anti-Imperial Faction didn't want to see the Imperial Royal Family marry off a Princess to a future marquis.
Unfortunately, Lynn couldn't handle the pressure. He was mentally fragile and had become a good-for-nothing.
He'd eaten until he looked like a pig and given up on everything.
Luckily, Lynn had awakened his memories early. He was only fourteen, and by fifteen he'd become handsome again.
But Lynn had no experience with romance and kept following the system's dating advice. The heroines' attitudes toward him only got worse—worse than before!
And on top of that, his political enemies were targeting him.
The reason for the attacks was simple: an old recording of his had been dug up.
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