This Batch of Melon-Eating Masses Is Unqualified

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Money Talks: A Rich Person Who Likes Street Food.

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These headlines... I won't comment on them for now.

But... it feels like they're trying to piggyback off the principal's popularity.

Bincheng is full of hidden talents. This place is truly blessed with people and resources.

In Bincheng, if you throw a brick randomly, you'll hit someone worth millions. Take a stroll along the beach, and you'll find elderly folks in slippers who own several houses.

Don't keep focusing on the principal. He probably doesn't even know where the new WanD Plaza is!

At 7 PM, the third installment officially began.

First, attract attention with a Kusotori video, then release the original video to draw more interest, and finally, release a smokescreen with vague information to completely reverse the situation.

When everyone thinks you're a comedic actor, a commoner, and then suddenly discovers, "Wow, this guy is actually a rich dude!" Surprised? Unexpected?

Alright, regardless of what netizens are thinking, Li Xian's goal has been achieved.

He wanted this matter to have a 360-degree reversal. Kusotori Bro, Big Eater... these topics might pique public interest, but the final identity, which completely clashes with the initial persona, will definitely leave a lasting impression.

Identity is quite a mysterious thing. Sometimes, it can make people completely ignore your main profession. No matter how well you do in your main job, your "identity" might shine brighter.

Regardless, this has its pros and cons, but it can definitely serve to divert attention.

For example, some celebrities, if they can't sing, they can go home and inherit their family fortune. If they can't act, they can go home and inherit their family fortune. If they can't direct... If they can't play games well either...

As I talk about it, it seems like if you have money... you can be forgiven even if you don't do well.

Uh... Brother Xian doesn't need forgiveness. He just wants to say: I have plenty of money, what's so funny about grabbing some skewers?

You should be focusing on Brother Xian's identity. Those nonsensical funny videos aren't worth paying attention to.

Aren't you curious about Brother Xian's identity?

Don't you want to know the hidden background of this second-generation rich kid?

Don't you want to understand the experiences of this "pure and elegant" second-generation rich kid?

Sometimes, you absolutely shouldn't probe the soul, because you'll discover...

My mentality is completely shattered!

He sat down at his computer precisely on time.

Brother Xian felt that everything had settled and it was time for his own performance.

However, as he prepared to interact lovingly with the cute melon-eating crowd with a joyful heart, the smile on his face instantly froze.

Are you guys sick in the head!

What the hell are you all thinking!

The focus is all wrong!

Damn it, these netizens nowadays are unqualified!

Li Xian cursed under his breath, his fingers constantly scrolling down the mouse wheel, flipping through comments. His expression grew uglier with every popular comment he saw.

His Weibo post, intended to prove himself, had over three thousand comments, all filled with bizarre messages.

"Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter, you're definitely serious about being funny."

"The most conscientious second-generation rich kid of the year, spending millions for public entertainment!"

"Kidney Bro, we support you entering the entertainment industry!"

"I'll meekly ask, can I have your reaction images?"

"I heard the Big Eater's stomach is dozens of times larger than a normal person's!"

"What's your weight, reveal your measurements."

"Watching your videos makes me hungry... watching you makes me even hungrier!"

"It's over, pork prices are going to rise again soon."

"Tycoon, let's be friends, I can also eat ten skewers of kidney."

"Definitely followed, Brother Yao, bring me along."

Li Xian: "..."

This isn't the right way to open things. What's wrong with this world? My Weibo post was fine.

The main point of Brother Xian's Weibo post, which was meant to prove himself, was simple: I'm revealing myself, I'm done pretending, I'm stating my identity.

Shouldn't this be a surprise and an unexpected revelation?

Do this generation of melon-eating crowds have zero comprehension skills?

Brother Xian decisively called Zhang Cheng to ask if he had hired internet trolls to leave comments for him. Zhang Cheng immediately denied it, which made him even more confused.

Three consecutive announcements, no problem!

Attract attention, reveal identity, and shift focus. This move is perfectly normal.

Did something go wrong somewhere?

Brother Xian couldn't figure it out. His strategy was fine, but he didn't know that what netizens wanted was never a normal operation.

The reason melon-eating crowds like to eat melons is because of the fragrant melon. These people know exactly which of the melons Brother Xian released was the sweetest.

So, he went all out, but it was all for nothing.

Seeing the comments piling up, and his own Weibo post to prove his identity even reaching the top ten hot searches without spending money, Brother Xian felt he couldn't just wait around.

He placed his plump, tender hands on the keyboard, took a deep breath, and his narrowed eyes suddenly snapped open. He started typing with a "crackling" sound.

Below the first hot comment: "Be careful of oxygen deprivation, here's a brain-damage pill for you."

Second comment: "Wait for me here, I'll go buy you oranges."

Third comment: "Can you play Dou Dizhu? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6"

Fourth comment: "Heh, here's a demon-revealing mirror for you, take a look at yourself."

Fifth comment: "Heard your mom bought groceries with double coupons."

Sixth comment: "Tsk tsk. Are you from a demonic cult?"

Nth comment: "Useless, can't carry you."

Phew~ Refreshing.

The air is so fresh, the world is so beautiful.

A satisfied smile appeared on Brother Xian's face. It had been a long time since he had lashed out at someone so unrestrainedly.

After he posted so many replies, the comment section exploded even more, quickly approaching five thousand comments in the blink of an eye.

Let it explode, men never look back at explosions.

Just then, a "ding" sounded in his mind, and a System notification arrived.

[Quest (1) Prove Identity Complete.]

[I! Kidney Bro! Have Completed.]

[Quest Reward: Character Attribute Points +2, Lucky Draw +2, Exclusive Business Card Box, Skill Card: I Am Megaphone.]

What the heck is a skill card.

The damn System is being generous!

I've done over a dozen lucky draws and never gotten a skill card.

Brother Xian inexplicably felt like crying. Skill cards were too rare; he had only obtained two in total.

One was a special skill card, [Unlucky Bodyguard], which he got in exchange for bad luck and was temporarily useless.

The other skill card, [One Shot Into the Hole], he hadn't found the right use for yet, so it was also useless.

The other two were buff cards.

Now, the third skill had finally arrived. Just hearing the name of the skill made him feel it was powerful.

He immediately claimed the quest rewards. The two attribute points were directly added to his stamina, instantly bringing his stamina to 57 points. He felt even more inflated, nearing the critical point of bursting, with a possibility of a significant transformation at 60 points.

He couldn't think about that for now; the new skill was more important.

Brother Xian opened the System warehouse and carefully read the description of the new skill.

[I Am Megaphone: Advanced Heckler Skill. Effect: Within a ten-meter radius, no one's voice is louder than yours, with a powerful suppression effect. (Upgradeable)]

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