Losing Weight Is Impossible!

Advanced Heckler Skill!

This skill is quite solid.

But, you damn System, is there some kind of misunderstanding between us!

Can this be called heckling?

At most, I can't control my Primordial Power.

Brother Xian didn't think he had reached that level of heckler. It was true that he spoke directly sometimes, but he hadn't reached the point of speaking without restraint or arguing with people for no reason.

This "friendly" interaction with netizens was completely an accident.

Due to the suddenness of the event, Brother Xian wasn't prepared at all; it was purely instinctual.

This situation... is understandable.

I can't keep this up.

Damn it, I just couldn't hold back.

Li Xian wasn't a ninja turtle; he absolutely wouldn't back down when faced with trouble. Being "ganged up on" by so many people, should he not fight back and just indulge their bad habits?

How could that be!

If he let them get used to it, he'd never get anywhere in the future.

To take a step back, if it were a normal person, they definitely wouldn't be able to stand it in this situation.

Let alone someone like Li Xian, who had the System by his side.

Enough idle talk. Brother Xian didn't consider the consequences of retaliating against the netizens at all; his attention was all on the System's rewards.

After understanding the function of [I Am Megaphone], he put this Skill Card into a Card Slot to test its effect.

Unfortunately, there was no one else in the room, so shouting a few times couldn't demonstrate the skill's function.

However, just as the skill description said, Brother Xian could feel that his voice had become louder and more resonant.

Was this the suppression effect?

Who could shout louder?

Holy crap, isn't it tiring to shout like this all the time!

Li Xian smacked his lips and removed this Skill Card from the Card Slot. Using this skill was too taxing on his throat.

After testing the new skill, Li Xian took out another System reward from his warehouse.

It was a wooden business card holder, about half the size of his palm, made of precious Rosewood. Exquisite patterns were carved on the box, making it look extraordinary.

The System's gift should be high-class, right?

The box is already this awesome, I hope the business cards inside aren't disappointing.

Li Xian's interest was immediately piqued, and he carefully opened the business card holder.

As expected, the damn System didn't disappoint him. The moment the box opened, a dazzling golden light spilled out, almost blinding his Pay-to-Win Eyes.

Holy crap... is it made of gold?

Brother Xian looked at the business cards arranged inside in astonishment, his eyes glued to them. Could they be fake, or some kind of purple gold?

Thinking this, Li Xian took out a business card from the box to examine it.

This business card was about the same size as a regular one. He weighed it in his hand; its weight was similar to a one-yuan coin, about five or six grams.

He took a bite, leaving a shallow tooth mark. It was likely gold, no doubt.

On the front, the upper left corner had his avatar printed on it, lifelike, and the lower right corner had his name engraved. The back had no patterns, but it felt somewhat frosted to the touch.

The entire business card was designed very simply, yet it exuded luxury within its simplicity.

Who wouldn't be impressed by something made of gold, even if it had nothing on it?

Thanks, System Daddy, for this show-off tool.

Brother Xian could already imagine the surprised look on people's faces when he handed out these business cards.

One... two... ten... twenty... fifty...

Exactly fifty cards. Calculated by the price of gold, they were worth over a hundred thousand.

This time, System Daddy was quite generous, bringing out real gold and silver.

After putting the business cards back, Brother Xian considered whether he should buy a jacket with inner pockets. Taking business cards out of his pants pocket didn't seem ideal.

After thinking about it, he decided against it. Even if he pulled out shimmering gold business cards from his back pocket, even if they carried the smell of the toilet, their prestige would still be maxed out.

Hmph~~ If gold falls into a latrine, does it stop being gold?

He put the business card holder back into the warehouse and prepared to draw.

He had two unused draws left from the previous chain quest. Today, he could do a quadruple draw.

Damn System, you're just a broken pawn shop, with no good stuff at all.

If you've got the guts, throw some more trash out. Your rundown shop's true colors are already showing.

Don't you dare make me look down on you, you piece of crap System!

He silently sent a counter-curse his own way, then willed himself to start the lottery.

When the game System leveled up to 2, the lottery gained some flashy graphics. But these graphics were useless and only made the lottery take longer.

After about ten seconds, a notification of winning echoed in his mind.

[Congratulations on obtaining a consumable card: Beginner Lazy Fitness Card.]

[Congratulations on obtaining a consumable card: Skill Upgrade Card.]

[Congratulations on obtaining a Yordle Special Extended Golf Club +1.]

[Congratulations on obtaining 2 Strong Digestive Pills.]

Li Xian: "..."

What the hell is going on today?

Did I step on dog crap? ...Ptooey!

My luck's gotten better?

No, the counter-curse is actually working.

Hmph, System, I do look down on you.

If you've got the guts, don't give me anything good from now on.

Li Xian grinned slyly. This was the first time he'd gotten two cards out of four draws. The other two items weren't bad either.

He'd already tried the [Strong Digestive Pills], which let him eat to his heart's content, turning him into a competitive eater in minutes.

As for the golf club... damn, do Yordles even play golf?

Li Xian took the club out to examine it. It was a common metal club, feeling unremarkable in his hand. However, it was heavy, making it more suitable as a weapon than his Purple Gold Ashtray.

One close-range weapon, one long-range weapon – they complemented each other perfectly.

Still, Brother Xian would have preferred a pool cue. He had a billiards skill, and it would have been more convenient to use.

He tossed the club into his warehouse and then turned his attention to the two consumable cards.

He'd drawn Wealth Cards, Buff Cards, Skill Cards, and Special Skill Cards before, but this was his first time seeing consumable cards.

As the name suggested, these consumable cards were single-use.

[Skill Upgrade Card Description: Upon use, can upgrade any upgradeable skill or BUFF. One-time use only.]

The effect of this card was easy to understand. Several of his skills and BUFFs had upgrade options, and using this card would upgrade them.

However, his skills and BUFFs were all a bit useless, so he couldn't use this card for now.

[Beginner Lazy Fitness Card Description: Upon use, fitness effects increase fivefold. Duration: 30 days. (Optimal effects only for 4 hours daily.)]

Fitness? Weight loss?

This body fat is perfectly fine on me, why would I want to lose weight?

You piece of crap System, are you looking down on my fat?

Brother Xian scoffed at this fitness card. Losing weight was impossible. The System sending this card was clearly discriminatory and made him a little unhappy.

He willed himself to put the card back into his warehouse, but just then, a "ding..." sounded in his mind.

[Host has used the Beginner Lazy Fitness Card!]

[Fivefold fitness effect lasts for 30 days!]

[Note: Effects do not occur in static or sleeping states. Optimal effects only for 4 hours daily.]

What?

I didn't use it.

You piece of crap System, are you going back on your word?

ps: I had some things to deal with today and wasn't feeling my best. The recommendation effect isn't great, so please show your support with recommendations and investments.