[With his own father setting an example, Tang San naturally followed in his footsteps to a tee. At just six years old, he shared a bed with Xiao Wu, a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast, a Soft Bone Rabbit who had taken human form.]
[Tang Hao had already become a Titled Douluo by then, so he must have discovered Xiao Wu's identity. But my guess is that he kept quiet because he intended to make Xiao Wu into Tang San's Soul Ring and Soul Bone someday. He just hadn't expected their feelings to heat up so quickly.]
[Of course, Xiao Wu did indeed become Tang San's Soul Ring later.]
[For some reason, Tang San and Xiao Wu were separated. Xiao Wu had no choice but to return to the Star Dou Great Forest, while Tang San went off to train with his father. Only when Tang San finished his training and finally decided to look for Xiao Wu did he run into Spirit Hall's operation targeting Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beasts.]
[At the critical moment, Xiao Wu chose to sacrifice herself to Tang San, becoming his hundred-thousand-year sixth ring. Of course, Tang San himself was unwilling to let his beloved leave him just like that.]
[And so, our God King Tang endured a thousand hardships and ten thousand ordeals before finally gathering everything needed to resurrect Xiao Wu. He came to the Star Dou Great Forest and, under Da Ming and Er Ming's watchful eyes, shouted that classic line.]
[Come-back-to-life-my-love!]
At this, the corner of Wang Dong'er's mouth twitched involuntarily.
For some reason, the moment she read those words, an image had already surfaced in her mind. In it, Tang San gazed tenderly at Xiao Wu's body, then shouted those words with deep affection.
Uh...
How should she put it?
It might have been a little touching, but what Wang Dong'er felt far more strongly was embarrassment.
Yes, embarrassment.
Shouting those words really did carry an inexplicable sense of shame.
[Oh, right. It's worth mentioning that Da Ming and Er Ming were a hundred-thousand-year Sky Azure Bull Python and a hundred-thousand-year Titan Giant Ape, respectively. These two, known together as the Star Dou Great Forest's Crouching Dragon and Fledgling Phoenix, also ended up becoming Tang San's Soul Rings.]
[Of course, our pure-as-ice, spotless-as-jade Tang San didn't want them to become his Soul Rings, so after becoming a god, he resurrected them as Niu Tian, the Clear Sky Sect's sect master, and Tai Tan, its deputy sect master.]
Wang Dong'er's breathing immediately quickened.
Other Diary Copy holders might not have reacted much to this passage, but Wang Dong'er understood everything when she read it.
No wonder Uncle Niu Tian and Uncle Titan, who had always doted on her, had so firmly insisted that she go to Shrek Academy dressed as a boy... When she had read the diary before, she had merely suspected it.
But now, she finally realized that her two so-called uncles were nothing more than Sea God Tang San's running dogs!
In that case... she definitely couldn't return to the Clear Sky Sect.
Even with a reward that could conceal her from Tang San's senses, he might still be able to determine her whereabouts and current circumstances through Niu Tian and Tai Tan.
[All in all, although Tang San had a few things worth criticizing before he became a god, they were still relatively normal. But after he became a god, I can only describe him in two words.]
[Utter beast.]
[He plotted to turn the entire Douluo Continent into his own backyard and set his sights on the Soul Beasts' fortune-the Emperor Auspicious Beast, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion. At the same time, he also took an interest in the true child of destiny, Huo Yuhao.]
[He engineered a meeting between Huo Yuhao and the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, using the opportunity to place a part of his own daughter inside the Three-Eyed Golden Lion's body, then kept amplifying the Three-Eyed Golden Lion's curiosity about the outside world.]
[And so, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion left the Star Dou Great Forest and came to Shrek Academy as Wang Qiu'er, arriving at Huo Yuhao's side. Beside Huo Yuhao, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion's originally hazy feelings kept budding and growing, ultimately driving her to sacrifice herself to him.]
[At that point, Tang San completed his plunder of the Soul Beasts' fortune.]
[Afterward, he merged Wang Dong'er and Wang Qiu'er together, turning them back into his daughter, Tang Wutong.]
[Miss Wang Dong'er is very charming, and Wang Qiu'er is also quite lovely. But Tang Wutong, the combination of Wang Dong'er and Wang Qiu'er? All I can say is that she's utterly outrageous, without the slightest personal charm.]
[Without Tang San, given the fortune Huo Yuhao carried, he might never have settled for just the God Position of the God of Emotion. With Electrolux around, he might even have achieved self-created godhood.]
[Unfortunately, after joining Shrek Academy and meeting Wang Dong'er, Huo Yuhao was tamed step by step into Tang San's watchdog.]
Wang Dong'er stared blankly at the diary, a jumble of emotions churning in her heart.
Although she had long since learned of Tang San's plan and knew that she wasn't truly herself, merely a part of that Tang Wutong, seeing Aoyao bring it up again still sent a faint ache through her heart.
The Star Dou Great Forest.
After reading the diary Aoyao had written, Gu Yuena finally let out a long breath.
Lately, she had been wondering just what methods Sea God Tang San would use to tamper with the Auspicious Beast.
Now, she finally knew.
In other words, as long as she kept the Auspicious Beast from interacting with Huo Yuhao, Tang San would have no way to get his hands on her.
No... that's not right.
That wouldn't be safe enough.
What if Tang San had other methods?
Gu Yuena opened her draconic eyes and began to ponder earnestly.
Now that she knew Tang San's plan, she had to devise a foolproof countermeasure.
"My lord..."
Just as Gu Yuena was pondering, a timid voice suddenly came from beside her.
Facing Gu Yuena's somewhat imposing gaze, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion felt her heart flutter nervously, but still ventured, "If I leave the Star Dou Great Forest ahead of time, won't that stop Tang San from tampering with me?"
*???*
Would you listen to what you're saying?
I'm sitting here wondering whether I should keep you by my side forever, and you're telling me you want to leave the Star Dou Great Forest early?
Do you think you aren't dying fast enough?
Before Gu Yuena could react and voice her objection, the diary in her mind updated again.
[Given that Tang San has the bloodlines of his father Tang Hao and a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast, and that Tang San's wife Xiao Wu is also a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast, calculate the proportion of human blood in Tang San's daughter Tang Wutong and son Tang Wulin.]
[Further given that Tang Wulin and the ruler of all Soul Beasts, Silver Dragon King Gu Yuena, had a son named Lan Xuanyu, calculate the proportion of human blood in Lan Xuanyu.]
[Finally, Lan Xuanyu's wife is a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast, a Demon Soul Great White Shark. Calculate how much human blood their child would have.]
[It looks like there's no need to calculate at all... That human bloodline is being propped up by Tang Hao alone!]
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