Douluo Peerless: I Write a Diary, You All Start a Group Chat?
Chapter 8

Tang San, You've Done Every Evil Under the Sun-May You Die a Miserable Death!

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Wang Dong'er was dumbfounded.

After becoming the Chat-Spamming Dragon King and earning the chance to specify the general contents of a diary entry, Wang Dong'er had wanted to make Aoyao write one about her. Unfortunately, the rules did not allow it.

After much hesitation, Wang Dong'er had chosen Huo Yuhao over Tang San as the subject of the next diary entry.

She had thought her name would show up a few more times in the diary, too. Yet after reading this far, she had not seen her name even once. Instead, that person called the Ice Empress had been mentioned over and over.

That Ice Empress... was she the peerless ferocious beast ranked seventh on the Ferocious Beast Rankings?

This Huo Yuhao could actually receive the sacrifice of a soul beast at that level?

Even if he was this world's child of destiny, wasn't that a little too ridiculous?

And there was even a million-year soul beast... With a soul beast of such cultivation serving as his Wisdom Soul Ring, it was no wonder Tang San would try every possible means to make Huo Yuhao fall in love with her.

Unfortunately, all that remained in Wang Dong'er's heart now was resistance and hatred toward Tang San, along with disgust for Huo Yuhao.

[Speaking of the Ice Empress, I have to mention the Snow Empress. With no confidence whatsoever in surviving her seven-hundred-thousand-year Heavenly Tribulation, she luckily discovered a hundred-thousand-year snow lotus and chose to take human form. Then, at the most critical moment, a Titled Douluo suddenly appeared, conveniently carrying the Level 9 Soul Tool, the God-Sealing Platform, and neatly trapped her inside.]

[I mean, surely the Snow Empress would have taken human form deep within the Extreme North Land, right? Even a Level 9 Soul Engineer who was also a Titled Douluo couldn't have easily reached its depths, let alone found the Snow Empress in the middle of her transformation. If you told me Tang San hadn't guided and plotted all this, not even a dog would believe you!]

[Of course, the Snow Empress ultimately ended up benefiting that fellow Huo Yuhao, too, becoming his soul spirit. Although he gained the Snow Empress as a soul spirit, Huo Yuhao completely lost Electrolux, his last safeguard against the fate of becoming a dog... I really don't know whether that was a blessing or a curse.]

[All right, it was definitely a curse. Still, the Ice Empress and Snow Empress, those two sisters, did reunite this way... But I think they'd have been better off not reuniting at all.]

[Speaking of Electrolux... should I go to the Star Dou Great Forest and snatch up his divine consciousness fragment first? Huo Yuhao is an ungrateful wolf through and through anyway. Even after becoming a god, he never once considered resurrecting Electrolux. I might as well take it before he can.]

The diary continued updating, but the Ice Empress no longer had the heart to read on.

She turned her head and looked at the Snow Empress in shock.

Xue'er... even Xue'er would become that human's helper in the future?

Would even Xue'er meet such an end?

No! She would never allow such a thing to happen... never!

Sensing another surge in the Ice Empress's emotions, the Snow Empress gently patted her in reassurance.

Although the diary's contents had shocked her just as much, she had not paid them too much mind. The only thing worth her concern was the mention of Tang San's schemes in Aoyao's diary...

Was her becoming Huo Yuhao's soul spirit part of that Sea God's schemes, too?

That would be rather troublesome...

[Come to think of it, didn't the Ice Empress like the Snow Empress? I feel like there were signs of it, right? I can't remember too clearly... But the Ice Empress actually ended up paired with that sleazy Big Bug. That's really hard to stomach.]

[Was the Qiankun Asking Love Valley plot really something a human could dream up? Ning Tian being turned into a man, the Sky Dream Ice Silkworm forcing himself on the Ice Empress... that plot was sinister beyond all bounds, okay?]

As she watched the words appear in the diary, the Ice Empress's eyes instantly widened.

Wait... you just casually blurted out my feelings like that?

The Ice Empress turned around, about to explain herself to the Snow Empress, only to see what came next.

Any thought of explaining instantly vanished, leaving only towering fury surging up from the depths of her heart.

"Sky! Dream! Ice! Silkworm! I'll tear you into ten thousand pieces! I'll kill you! I'll definitely kill you!"

Even the usually composed Snow Empress could not help drawing a deep breath. The diary's mention of Ning Tian changing sex... she did not care about that. What she cared about was that her Bing'er would actually be forcibly... by that damned ice silkworm.

An overwhelming aura abruptly erupted within the ice palace, spreading outward in an instant. The entire Extreme North Land felt her wrath!

The whole Extreme North Land shuddered at once. Countless soul beasts hid beneath thick layers of ice, trembling, while several hundred-thousand-year soul beasts raised their heads and roared in unison, as though echoing the Snow Empress's fury.

On the vast frozen plains, an enormous figure abruptly raised his head, revealing a somewhat savage face on his massive skull.

Although he did not know what had happened to his godmother, anyone who made her this furious was his enemy!

He would tear his godmother's enemy to shreds!

At the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Clan, Ning Tian stared at the diary in her mind, frozen like a wooden chicken.

What do you mean, I changed sex and became a man?

Ning Tian could not help swallowing as she looked toward the mirror in her room.

Reflected in the mirror was a delicate face, fair and smooth. Although such looks had indeed brought Ning Tian some trouble, she had never once thought of becoming a man!

Granted, Ning Tian dreamed of shouldering the clan's burdens and leading the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Clan back to its former heights.

But she could accomplish that as a woman, rather than turning into a man!

Something like that... absolutely no waaay!

Turning into a man... Ning Tian imagined what she would look like as a man and instinctively shivered.

She was very satisfied with her current body... she absolutely did not want to become a man!

Aoyao...

Aoyao's name suddenly surfaced in Ning Tian's mind.

That's right!

Aoyao-or rather, that magical diary-could surely keep her from turning into a man!

[Proud Fire Phoenix: Qiankun Asking Love Valley? What kind of place is that? It can actually turn a woman into a man? What nonsense is this guy spouting!]

[I Like Tiantian...: Is that really possible? Really, really?]

[Expert at Flute-Blowing and Cauldron-Smashing: Uh... isn't this person called Ning Tian way too pitiful? Going from a woman to a man... if that happened to me, I absolutely couldn't accept it.]

[Expert at Flute-Blowing and Cauldron-Smashing: By the way, aren't that Ice Empress and Snow Empress those two terrifying soul beasts on the Ferocious Beast Rankings? That guy called Huo Yuhao actually gets that many fortuitous encounters?]

[Where the Clouds Lie Deep: You beast, Tang San! You've done every evil under the sun-may you die a miserable death!]

[Grass (a plant): You bastard, why are you slandering Ancestor Tang San again! I'm warning you, if you keep running your mouth about Ancestor Tang San, I won't go easy on you!]

[Where the Clouds Lie Deep: Heh.]

[Where the Clouds Lie Deep: You dog of Tang San's, stop barking!]

[Where the Clouds Lie Deep: Damn Tang San! That utterly evil Tang San!]

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