Shadow Bear Tibbers' Planar Journey
Chapter 1066

What a Pretty Princess... Ah! My Eyes (*/\*)

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"Hey!"

" Tigress, don't we have to train today? Where are we going?"

"I don't know!"

"And another thing, Po, listen up! I'm saying this one last time: my name is Tigress. Stop copying your master and casually giving people nicknames. It's very rude!"

"All right..."

"Monkey King, how's your heart? Are you feeling better?"

"!!"

"Po, I'm sure I'd recover much faster if you'd stop slapping me on the back!"

"Ah! Sorry, I forgot again..."

"..."

"Hey! Crane, what does Monkey King's heart taste like? Can you tell us?"

"Uh?"

"You don't want to know..."

"But I really do!"

"Well, I don't want to tell you..."

"Little Dragon, have your dislocated joints healed after Tai Lung grabbed your tail and swung you around like a whip?"

"..."

"Quick Mantis, how about you? How's your mantis arm?"

"Thanks for asking!"

"I'd be even more grateful if you'd stop blocking my way..."

"..."

"Master! Master Shifu!"

"Where are we going? Don't we have lessons today?"

"Quiet..."

"Po, we're going down the mountain to meet an important guest. Remember, don't speak out of turn or run off and embarrass us."

"Oh, I see!"

"But Master Shifu, my dad's Dragon Warrior Noodle and Tofu restaurant is opening today. Can I go help him later?"

"..."

"We'll see."

"We'll see? So that means I can, right?!"

"I didn't say that..."

"But—"

"Quiet!"

"..."

"Master! Master! Can you give me another one of those things that can kill Tai Lung with just a snap of the fingers? I promise I'll take good care of it this time!"

As they descended the steps from the Jade Palace, Po the panda never stopped talking. After pestering the Furious Five and Master Shifu until they could hardly stand it, he even had the nerve to sidle up to

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