Great Fat Sheep of the Ninja World

Loli Connoisseur: True Man Zhang, the cold poison from the Mysterious Nether Palm is no trivial matter. Neither your Wudang Nine Yang Skill nor your Pure Yang Limitless Skill can resolve it.

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: Huh? Then... what should I do?

Loli Connoisseur: There is a valley on Kunlun Mountain, a true blessed land filled with peach trees. Inside lives a gigantic white ape, and the Nine Yang Divine Skill is hidden in its belly. The Nine Yang Divine Skill can cure Zhang Wuji's cold poison.

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: The one Yin Kexi took away?

Loli Connoisseur: Yes. The One Yang Finger might also cure Zhang Wuji's cold poison. The Zhu Family of Zhuwu Lianhuan Manor on Kunlun Mountain has preserved the One Yang Finger manual. Those people do not seem to be good either; they deceived Zhang Wuji several times and eventually died miserable deaths. As for your disciple and daughter-in-law, that will depend on you, True Man Zhang.

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: Hmph. If they dare cause trouble on this old Taoist's turf, I'll make sure they never return.

Loli Connoisseur: Hehe, True Man Zhang, remember to start a livestream when the time comes.

The Chat Group had this feature too. It really felt like one of those Chat Group novels.

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: Fine.

Loli Connoisseur: Oh, right. I remember that besides the Nine Yang Divine Skill, the Ming Cult's tunnels contain the Heaven and Earth Great Shift. The Heavenly Sword contains the Nine Yin Manual, while the Dragon Slaying Saber contains General Yue Fei's Art of War. The Tianshan Lingjiu Palace and the Huan Shi Water Pavilion of the Murong Clan of Gusu from several hundred years ago might also contain some excellent secret martial arts.

The peaches in that valley containing the Nine Yang Divine Skill, as well as the Bosiqu Snake gallbladders in a valley outside Xiangyang City, might both increase Internal Force if eaten. There is also the Mang Gu Zhu Toad; eating it makes one immune to all poisons. I hope this information can help you.

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: Good. This old Taoist understands. When I have the chance, I will certainly seek them out and take a look. Especially Kunlun Mountain—for my poor Wuji, I must make the trip.

Travel in the Heavenly Sword World where Zhang Sanfeng lived was basically done either on foot or by horse, which was rather inconvenient. According to him, Zhang Cui Shan's family was already on the road back to Wudang, but at their speed, it would take nearly a month on Chen Huang's side. Even if they hurried, it would still take more than half a month.

Chen Huang spent those more than half a month forging iron and training every day. Only then did he successfully hammer a piece of Pig Iron dozens of centimeters wide down to the size of a fist. He was not Tang San, nor had he been taught the Disorder Splitting Wind Hammer. Completing this step took far more effort than it had for Tang San.

However, it also brought him many benefits. Although Tang Hao's hammer techniques lacked the profound art of borrowing force to strike with force found in the Disorder Splitting Wind Hammer, they still contained many techniques for exerting strength. Tang Hao had once watched many Divine Craftsmen forge, and they naturally had their own techniques.

Chen Huang felt that these force-exertion techniques would also be highly effective when used in punches and kicks. They could greatly enhance his combat strength.

Chen Huang had learned everything Tang Hao taught him and memorized every word he said. It would come in handy someday. Tang San could make Hidden Weapons, and Chen Huang did not understand that, but as long as he learned, he would always be able to make some weapons for self-defense.

"Ding~ Great Fat Sheep of the Ninja World has joined the Loser Chat Group."

Chen Huang's expression turned strange as he muttered, "Great Fat Sheep of the Ninja World... is that woman?"

Loli Connoisseur: Welcome, newcomer!

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: Welcome, newcomer!

Great Fat Sheep of the Ninja World: What? Did I drink too much and start hallucinating? And what is this Great Fat Sheep of the Ninja World supposed to mean? How rude.

Loli Connoisseur: .

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin:

Loli Connoisseur: @Chat Group, didn't you say new members would be given the relevant information?

Chat Group: The newcomer is drunk. Try to understand.

Naruto World

A small town in the Land of Fire

Tsunade Senju was a female ninja known as the "Great Fat Sheep of the Ninja World." She was young and beautiful, with a proud figure, and her strength was outstanding even among those of her generation.

Her boyfriend, Dan Katō, and her younger brother, Nawaki Senju, had both died in the Second Great Ninja War. Her clansmen had also died one after another on the battlefield, leaving behind only some clan members who had married out. At this point, the Senju Clan could be considered a name that existed only in name.

Tsunade's heart felt as though it had fallen into an icy abyss. For a long, long time, she could not accept this reality.

After that, she developed hemophobia. For the Ninja World's number one Medical Ninja, the "Medical Saint" in people's eyes, this illness was truly ironic.

After much consideration, she chose to flee and leave Konoha. Accompanying her was Dan Katō's niece, Shizune.

In just a few short years, the two had traveled through several small countries around the Land of Fire, visiting casinos and taverns.

When she was very young, her grandfather, First Hokage Hashirama Senju, had taught her how to gamble. Yet she had inherited her gambling talent directly from her grandfather. She lost every bet.

Though she kept losing, she always wanted to keep gambling. The only times she won were often when something bad was about to happen.

The money she carried had long since been lost. In truth, with her talent, no amount of money would ever be enough to lose.

It was only because of her formidable strength that no one dared refuse to lend her money, so she ended up in debt everywhere. Evading those creditors was one of her few pleasures.

This day was nothing more than another occasion where she drank herself into a stupor.

"Lady Tsunade, you've drunk so much again." Though Shizune was young, she was extremely sensible. Wars often broke out in the Naruto World, so children had to mature faster. At such a young age, they could already go to the battlefield.

She helped the thoroughly drunk Tsunade up, then carried her on her back. She was remarkably strong, and carrying Tsunade seemed effortless.

"I~ am not drunk~" Tsunade mumbled unconsciously.

"What Loser Chat Group~ I'm fine, I'm not a loser~ No, no."

Shizune laughed and said, "Lady Tsunade, honestly. You say you're not drunk, but you're already talking nonsense."

"I'm not talking nonsense~ No~"

"All right, all right. No, no."

In the Chat Group, the two kept waiting for Tsunade's reply, but after waiting for a long time, no message came from her.

Chat Group: She fell asleep.

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: It seems this newcomer is someone with a story too.

Loli Connoisseur: ? You can tell she has a story just from that?

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: She's a female member too? Do you know her, little friend?

Loli Connoisseur: I know a little. The newcomer really is someone with a story.

Loli Connoisseur: That's enough for now. Since the newcomer has fallen asleep, let's all go attend to our own business.

Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: Fine. In two days, it will be this old Taoist's Hundred Year birthday. When the time comes, little friend and this new young lady are welcome to watch this old Taoist's livestream.

Loli Connoisseur: All right, I'll definitely be there.

Chen Huang had actually prepared a congratulatory gift for Zhang Sanfeng. It was not anything valuable, but it was still a small token of his sincerity—just some species from this world.

Zhang Sanfeng had been in the group for some time now, and this grand master of martial arts had truly helped him tremendously. Whenever there was something Chen Huang did not understand, Zhang Sanfeng's guidance had been invaluable. It was only right to prepare a gift for his hundredth birthday.

He just did not know what point in time this Tsunade was from. Chen Huang thought about it, but she should already be the Tsunade who had developed hemophobia.

"Ding~ Best Uncle in the Three Realms has joined the Loser Chat Group."