Football's Soft Rice King: Sister, I Don't Want to Work Hard Anymore

[Soccer + Competitive Sports + Everyday Life + Taylor Swift as the Female Lead + Living Off His Girlfriend]

Li Yufei, a young man of mixed Chinese heritage, binds himself to the Soccer Sugar Baby System-and suddenly finds himself living off Taylor Swift.

What do you do when your pop-diva girlfriend's future success is going to be utterly insane?

Li Yufei's answer: keep enjoying the cushy life while honing his soccer skills, and aim to become the sport's GOAT as soon as possible.

Cristiano Ronaldo: "I'm the greatest, second-greatest, and third-greatest player in history. Fly? He doesn't count-he's already transcended the very category of soccer player!"

Lionel Messi: "Everyone calls me the third King of Soccer, and I accept that. But even the King of Soccer is only second-best in the world, because number one is GOD."

Neymar: "My idol is Fly, because his girlfriend is a global pop diva. When it comes to living off a girlfriend, I'm nowhere near his level!"

Kylian Mbappé: "My idol is Cristiano Ronaldo, and Messi is incredible. As for Fly? He's a god to me!"

Fans: "Fly, why the hell are you still playing soccer? Go join your girlfriend on her concert tour! Watching you two flaunt your love is way more entertaining than some boring soccer match!"