"Oi, I got a question. Teeth—very sharp. Sharp."
"Oi, I reckon my fists are real big, big, big."
"My axe is real sharp."
"By Gork, axes are good. No, wait—teeth are better."
"By Bro Mao, shouldn't we be biting?"
"Oi, I reckon tying teeth onto an axe would make it sharper, or maybe easier to bite with?"
That was one of the Greenskins' bizarre conversations.
And then... that one Greenskin Orc who'd tied teeth to his axe... Lin Yun really couldn't tell whether it had made the axe any sharper.
All he could say was, one reason Greenskins were so popular was that when they weren't causing trouble, every last one of them was a natural comedian.
They could make fun of you for having one eye darker than the other, then make sure your other eye got just as dark...
The most ridiculous part was that the Greenskin being mocked might even start laughing first, then pick up his weapon and chop someone!
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As well-known comedians in Warhammer, the Greenskins hadn't disappointed Lin Yun at all.
And thanks to an unexpected stroke of luck, Lin Yun now had three Orc Big Bosses all at once.
That was right. In yet another clash—or, to be precise, one that happened to pit him against his old boss—
"Boss! Oh, ex-boss! My boss is bigger, bigger, bigger than you, so you ain't my boss! My boss wants my axe to give you a little kiss." Then Grom started fighting his former Greenskin boss.
That was the Greenskin Big Boss who'd been his boss before.
The Greenskin Big Boss wore a suit of animal-hide armor. As usual, it looked incredibly crude, but it was probably sturdy and practical.
He also held a massive axe in