Clap Your Hands and Get Whatever You Shout For?

Before long, Dai Mubai found Oscar, who was chattering away.

"Boss Dai, did you see that just now? A huge forest suddenly sprouted in our academy! I suspect there's some great treasure buried underground. Let's get a group together and dig for it later. We might get rich overnight..."

Dai Mubai said impatiently, "Cut the chatter. We'll talk about that later. Hurry up and make a few recovery Big Sausages first."

"All right, all right."

Oscar used his soul power to make sausages. Not having to recite a soul incantation felt amazing.

The moment he finished making the recovery Big Sausages, Dai Mubai snatched them away and went over to Tang San. Seeing him unconscious, Dai Mubai found himself at a loss.

"He's unconscious. How is he supposed to eat?"

"Just stuff it in."

Oscar strolled over to Tang San and offered this perfectly reasonable suggestion.

Everyone: "..."

The girls all looked at Oscar as though he were some creepy old man.

What kind of wild, filthy talk was that?

Was there even one normal person in Shrek?

Su Mo was shocked by the suggestion... no... impressed.

You could do that?

He immediately wanted to agree, but considering that Tang San would blame him afterward, and that Tang Hao was still watching, he swallowed his words.

"Ahem, that doesn't seem very appropriate. Oscar, why don't you chew it up and feed it to him?"

Dai Mubai felt that doing it that way would offend public decency.

"No, no, no. I'm not into that. If it were a girl, maybe I'd..."

Oscar hastily refused. He was just about to make a lewd remark when he noticed all three girls looking straight at him, and hurriedly stopped himself.

He had almost forgotten that girls had joined the academy.

If he left a bad impression on the newcomers, he could forget about finding a partner at the academy for the next few years.

What he did not know, however, was that all three girls had already labeled him a sleazy old man.

"Ahem, well, Boss Dai, just put it straight into his mouth. These sausages are made from soul power, not real food. They'll dissolve quickly once they're in his mouth."

Hearing that, Dai Mubai hesitated no longer and did as Oscar said.

If one was not enough, he would give him another.

After three sausages in succession, Tang San's injuries began healing rapidly. Even his face, swollen like a pig's head, returned to normal at a speed visible to the naked eye.

But he showed no signs of waking up yet.

Su Mo watched with keen interest from the side, itching to try it himself.

On second thought, though, he decided against it.

That would not help keep the peace between brothers.

Seeing Tang San recover, Zhao Wuji let out a long breath of relief, then shot Su Mo a vicious glare. If this brat had not bluffed him again and again, he would never have become so angry that he lost his composure.

Hmph. I'll let you off for now. Once you're in the academy, just see how I deal with you.

With that thought, Zhao Wuji told Dai Mubai to take the new students to their lodgings, then turned and left without looking back.

Had Su Mo known what Zhao Wuji was thinking, he would only have given a derisive smile.

You'd better worry about surviving tonight first.

On the way to the dormitory area, Dai Mubai volunteered to carry Tang San on his back, while Xiao Wu supported Su Mo as he walked. After all, his soul power was exhausted.

In truth, Su Mo would have had little trouble walking on his own.

But he did not want to carry Tang San, so he could only pretend to be weak.

"Zhu Zhuqing... are you from the Zhu Family of the Star Luo Empire?" After hesitating for a long time, Dai Mubai finally asked.

"You've mistaken me for someone else."

Zhu Zhuqing said coldly, "The Zhu Zhuqing of the Star Luo Empire's Zhu Family is already dead."

Dai Mubai: "..."

Before long, the group reached the dormitory area.

They were called dormitories, but they were really just a few dilapidated wooden huts. After being ravaged by the primeval forest earlier, they were battered and leaning every which way. The moment it rained, they would turn into caves curtained with waterfalls.

Everyone: "..."

"How is anyone supposed to live in these?" The pampered Ning Rongrong was the first to voice her displeasure.

Those who knew what had happened all turned their eyes toward Su Mo.

"I'll fix them."

Knowing he was in the wrong, Su Mo immediately took responsibility for repairing the wooden huts.

Oscar was completely baffled. "What's going on? What does Su Mo have to do with these huts being damaged?"

Dai Mubai promptly told Oscar about Su Mo summoning the forest.

"Hiss!"

Oscar sucked in a breath of cold air and looked at Su Mo as though he were a monster. "You're more like a Shrek Academy student than I am."

"How are you going to fix them?"

Ning Rongrong was clearly more interested in the housing situation.

Su Mo offered no explanation. He walked alone to the empty ground beside the dormitories, took a deep breath, then slapped both hands against the ground.

"Wood Release: Four-Pillar House Technique!"

Rumble!

In an instant, a three-story villa rose from the ground.

Everyone: "???"

What kind of soul skill was that?

The "clap your hands and get whatever you shout for" technique?

Su Mo gave everyone a faint smile and introduced the villa. "The first floor has a living room, a kitchen, and a toilet. The second and third floors have four two-person dorm rooms in total, each with its own bathroom. You'll have to sort out the water yourselves, though. Since I built the villa, there's no problem with me getting first pick, right?"

With that, he was the first to enter the villa.

Xiao Wu skipped after him. "Big brother, I want to share a room with you!"

"Suit yourself." Su Mo did not refuse.

Ning Rongrong suppressed her shock and looked at Zhu Zhuqing beside her. "Zhu Zhuqing, how about the two of us sharing a room?"

Considering that they were the only two girls left, Zhu Zhuqing did not refuse either.

After the two girls entered the villa, Dai Mubai, with Tang San on his back, exchanged a glance with Oscar, and they followed them inside.

In the end, Su Mo and Xiao Wu took the room on the left of the third floor, while Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong took the room on the right. Oscar and Tang San shared the room on the left of the second floor, while Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun took the room on the right.

By the time Tang San regained consciousness, it was already dark outside.

He opened his slightly bleary eyes and found himself lying in a wooden room. It was not large, roughly twenty-odd square meters, and contained two beds. He lay on the left, while someone was sitting on the bed to the right.

It was none other than Oscar.

"Where is this?"

Tang San's voice was a little hoarse, and waves of emptiness kept washing through his body.

Seeing that Tang San had woken up, Oscar said, "This is our new dorm room. Your friend Su Mo built it. From now on, we're roommates!"

Tang San was utterly confused. Just as he was about to ask what was going on, Oscar suddenly said solemnly, "Tang San, you must have sensed the resonance between our martial souls too, right? I suspect we have a Martial Soul Fusion Skill."

Tang San: "..."

Shit. If you hadn't mentioned it, I would've almost forgotten.

"I don't think it's a Martial Soul Fusion Skill. Your side effect has transferred to me." Tang San's voice was thick with resentment.

"My side effect transferred?" Oscar looked blank.

Tang San wasted no time explaining and immediately used his first soul skill, Blue Silver Whip. "I've got..."

Oscar: "???"

That familiar, damned sense of déjà vu.

It took him a moment to recover before he said, "So... my soul incantation went over to you?"

"That's right." Tang San was quite helpless about it too.

How many times had this happened now?

Which god had arranged this divine trial? Could they please stop tormenting me?