Saitama Teacher in Marvel
Chapter 121

Hulk? A Good Host? A Dinner Invitation?

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"Hahaha, I am the strongest, I am the most powerful person in this world. Banner, Bruce Banner, you are a coward. Come out, come out. Hahaha!" After the big brown man defeated the army again, he laughed wildly.

"Hey, are you really the most powerful person in the world?" A voice suddenly sounded in the ears of the big brown man Abomination. Abomination couldn't help but be stunned, and then lowered his head in the direction of the voice.

Abomination even felt that his eyes were shaken. When he looked carefully, he saw a bald young man standing in front of him with a dull expression. Abomination could even grab the bald man as long as he stretched out his hand.

Abomination was stunned for a moment, and finally grinned. "Hahaha, I didn't expect there to be such a brave guy here. But being brave is a good thing, but you also need to have a brain. Remember to be smarter in the next life, little baldhead!" Abomination laughed loudly and grabbed Saitama's bald head with his palm that was bigger than a cattail leaf fan. It seemed that he wanted to scratch Saitama's head directly.

"Huh?" Abomination felt that the feeling of the palm was a bit wrong, as if he didn't catch anything, and suddenly everything was empty.

"Hey, I think you are too disgusting. I just don't have hair, and I'm not bald." Saitama's complaining voice sounded next to Abomination.

Abomination was startled when he heard the voice, turned his head suddenly, and saw Saitama standing beside him. "Fuck you bald head!" He made a fist with his right hand and swept directly towards the place where Saitama was. Finally, his fist fell on the ground, making a big hole.

"You're going too far. I've already told you that I'm not bald, but you still yell like that. It's too much." Saitama's voice appeared again on the other side of Abomination.

"What?" Abomination couldn't help but widen his eyes, turned his head suddenly, and saw Saitama standing on the other side intact.

"Asshole, I will definitely kill you, I will definitely kill you!" Two attacks failed, and Abomination, who had become very irritable and even violent, became even more irritable. He roared loudly and punched Saitama.

Left hook, right hook, upper hook, lower hook...

He was obviously bulky, but this burst of boxing attacks was like a violent storm, very intensive. When Abomination's attacks stopped, everything in front of him had been destroyed, whether it was vehicles, telephone poles or the ground, it had become an unrecognizable mess.

"Hahahaha, you are dead now, not even the scum is left. Hahaha, I am the strongest, the strongest. Ban--"

"Hey. I'm here." Saitama stood behind Abomination, stretched out his finger and poked the back of Abomination. By the way, although this Abomination is more than three meters tall, but Saitama's fingers did not poke into the hole in his back. Instead, he raised his hand slightly and poked Abomination's waist.

"What? How is that possible?" Abomination's big eyes almost fell out of their sockets, and he turned around in disbelief to look at the familiar bald head.

"Now, you said you are the strongest, then, it's my turn next. I hope you can give me a happy battle." Saitama looked at Abomination seriously.

Abomination looked at Saitama, who had a sudden change in painting style. From a simple egg head to a handsome guy with sharp edges, it was as if he had just changed into a different person. Abomination couldn't help but rub his eyes to see if he was dazzled.

"Well, come on. Let's start with the most common one, Normal Punch!" Saitama said, having already punched out.

With a bang, Saitama's fist hit Abomination's stomach, and then with a bang, Abomination flew upside down, dozens of meters away, and then Abomination fell to the ground, and his body was even directly divided into upper and lower sections, and the place where the upper and lower sections were connected, that is, the entire waist had disappeared, and then a large number of large intestines, small intestines, duodenum, and even internal organs and other organs fell out of the stomach.

"I, I am, I am the strongest, I, I am, I am the strongest--"

Before even finishing the last sentence, this big guy Abomination had already died.

"The strongest? Why do you say you are the strongest when you are so weak? I really waited for it in vain." Saitama looked at his fists and shook his head in disappointment.

But at this moment, there was a sudden bang from behind him.

Saitama turned his head and found that there was a hole not far behind him, as if something fell directly from the sky and made a hole in the ground.

Looking at the pit, Saitama blinked. The next moment, a green palm stretched out directly from the pit, and then a big green man jumped out.

However, compared with the Abomination just now, this big green guy is not as tall as Abomination. Abomination is more than three meters tall, while this green guy is only about two meters tall. At the same time, not to mention the bone spurs and other things on Abomination's body, all the pieces on his body are muscles, and this big green guy looks relatively fatter.

Of course, www. zhaoyanc Another point is that this big green guy is actually wearing a pair of underpants. This is something that the previous Abomination did not have.

"Hulk, Hulk!"

After the big green guy jumped out of the ground, he glanced around, and then yelled twice at Saitama, the only one still standing.

"Ah? Hulk? Hospitality? Well, do you want to treat me to a meal?" Saitama scratched his head. "But we don't know each other, so it's not good to treat me to a meal like this!"

"..." Even Hulk, who only has the IQ of a one or two-year-old baby, is a little confused when he looks at Saitama. Are we talking about eating now?

"Hulk!" Hulk roared, jumped up and punched Saitama.

"Huh?" Saitama blinked and stretched out his hand to catch Green Hulk's punch. "I said, I didn't say I wanted to refuse your invitation to dinner. There's no need for this!"

"Hulk! Hulk!" Green Hulk roared, hammering back and forth with two fists at Saitama, one punch after another. Well, compared to Abomination, his boxing technique should be called Wangba Fist.

Saitama casually blocked Green Hulk's attack, looking bored, and even couldn't help but yawn.

Saitama On the helicopter overhead:

"Attack, attack me!"

"No, father, below is Bruce, and there is another ordinary person."

"Ordinary people? Ordinary people are ghosts. Even the previous Abomination was killed by him. Green Hulk is no match for him. Since he is an ordinary person, I will jump out of the helicopter and attack. Attack immediately and take them all down. My sixth sense tells me that that bald head is a better material than Banner."

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