After Saitama went to Asgard, Tony finally returned to New York.
Of course, because Saitama had previously entrusted Tony to take care of his three pets at home.
So after Tony returned to his house and had a brief intimacy with Pepper Potts, he asked Pepper Potts to go out in person to rescue the three pets from Saitama's house. Take it over and take care of it. After all, Saitama saved him again this time. If the three pets Saitama entrusted him to take care of were starved and thinned out in just a short period of time, then he would feel really shameless Saitama.
Pepper Potts didn't think Tony's orders were excessive at all. Even Pepper Potts herself really liked helping Saitama take care of her pets. After all, Saitama saved her man once.
Pepper Potts drove the car and came directly to Saitama's house.
First of all, Pepper Potts saw the cat Meow. Seeing this cat, Pepper Potts also showed a hint of love. Although Pepper Potts had never raised a cat before, Meow looked so beautiful. The smooth hair and delicate face all showed that this cat has always been great and very cute.
"Hello, meow, I am a friend of Mr. Saitama. Because he has been out for a while recently, he asked me to take care of you during this period. Well, Mr. Saitama said that you have three pets, so you should have two other companions. Where are the two cats?" Pepper Potts smiled and whispered to Meow. Because he saw Meow, so Pepper Potts mistakenly thought that the three pets raised by Saitama were all cats. After all, generally speaking, if you have cats at home, you will not keep other pets such as dogs, and vice versa. So it is not surprising that Pepper Potts misunderstood. But after she finished speaking, she couldn't help but patted her head. "I forgot that you are all animals, and you don't understand what I am saying at all."
"I am the only cat in our house." Just as Pepper Potts finished speaking, Meow spoke.
"Um, just one cat? But didn't Mr. Saitama say he has three pets - who? Who is talking?" Pepper Potts replied subconsciously, but before he finished speaking, he immediately reacted and quickly turned around and looked around.
"Here, here, here!"
"Then? Where are you? Come out, come out."
"Where? Where are you? I saw you, come out quickly, or I will call the police." Pepper Potts couldn't help but feel a little nervous. There was obviously no one around, but I could hear other people's voices. Is there a ghost?
"Hey, hey, hey, lower your head, lower your head, turn around and then lower your head, I'm here!"
Pepper Potts followed the instructions of the voice, turned around, then lowered his head, and then saw the cat he just saw.
I saw Meow directly raising a paw and waving it towards Pepper Potts: "Hey, I'm here, you can see it this time."
"Ah! Cat, cat, cat has spoken!" Pepper Potts stared wide-eyed and couldn't help but scream.
"Hey, you're just talking. There's no need to make such a fuss. You're going to crush my ears. Really, you're making too much fuss, female human being." Meow rolled his eyes and looked at Pepper Potts with contempt.
"I, you, but, cat, how can a cat talk? No, what's going on?" Pepper Potts couldn't even speak clearly at this time.
"Isn't it normal for cats to talk? Human, you just said Saitama asked you to take care of us?" Meow stretched out boredly. "Saitama Where did he go?"
"Well, I, I still can't believe it, how can a cat talk? Could it be that because I have been too worried about Tony recently and lacked sleep, I have some mental problems?" Pepper Potts calmed down his mood, closed his eyes, and pressed his temples with his hands.
"Hey, you, a human, are making too much fuss."
"Again, I heard it again."
"..."
Pepper Potts finally accepted the fact that Saitama's cat could talk. Although she didn't seem to accept it, the fact was already in front of her, so she could only accept it.
Pepper Potts looked at Meow with a strange, even suspicious look. Even though he had accepted the reality, he still felt it was too strange.
"Um, Mr. Meow. Saitama said there are three pets here, so besides you?" Pepper Potts asked cautiously.
"You mean that silly dog Pochi, and that idiot Black Sperm. They are sleeping in the dog house in the backyard. I will take you to find them." Meow said and stood up.
"Pochi? Black Sperm? Especially Black Sperm, what a strange name, are they dogs?" Pepper Potts looked at Meow with a curious look, and at the same time with a certain amount of expectation. The cat can already talk, so what's left? How about two? Can they also talk? Or some other special aspect. And, how come Saitama's family has such pets? How did Saitama find them? How do they do it? Could it be that, like in the movie, Meow are the products of some kind of experiment?
Pepper Potts's heart felt as if it had been scratched by a cat, itching.
Meow brought Pepper Potts to the backyard, and then Meow shouted:
"Pochi, Black Sperm!"
"Woof woof woof!" Pochi shouted, his head emerging from the dog house.
After Pepper Potts saw Pochi, his eyes widened again, because although Meow can talk, it looks like a cat, and it has always been an ordinary cat. However, although Pochi did not speak human words, but barked, it had six eyes on its head, which was more than a normal dog. Four eyes, which made Pepper Potts couldn't help but cover his mouth, so that he couldn't cry out. However, Pepper Potts became more and more sure that these pets of Saitama's family might really have escaped from some kind of laboratory. If it weren't for some experiments, such strange animals, cats that can speak human language, and dogs with six eyes, would never have been born.
But what about the remaining one? What is the remaining pet? Pepper Potts is full of curiosity. He can't help but look around, trying to find the remaining pet.
But at this moment, a head suddenly stuck out from next to Pochi,
There is a tentacle on the black head. Although the face is white, the facial features give people an extremely vulgar feeling.
Seeing this strange guy crawling out of Pochi's doghouse, Pepper Potts opened his eyes wide again. "What is this? A wretched version of Teletubbies?"
"Huh? Woman? What are you talking about? I am Black Sperm, Black Sperm. Let me tell you, I am Dragon-level - well, okay, I am indeed a dog now, but I am also a very handsome dog. So, human women Who are you? What are you doing here?" Black Sperm said to Pepper Potts carelessly. At the same time, his wretched eyes couldn't help but look around, trying to see if Saitama was back. At the same time, he was very sincere that he was a dog.
"..." Pepper Potts didn't know what to say at this time. Really, a talking cat, a dog with six eyes, and a wretched version of Teletubbies. Pepper Potts suddenly felt that the pets raised by people like Saitama were definitely weird.
"Well, three of you, I am a friend of Mr. Saitama. I accepted Mr. Saitama's entrustment. I will take care of you for a period of time, so you need to live with me for a period of time. No problem." Pepper Potts knew that these three pets were quite special, so he said to the three pets in a more sincere, even equal tone.
"Meow, I'll be fine when I get there, meow." Meow licked the meat ball on his paw nonchalantly.
"Woof woof woof!" Pochi barked. Pepper Potts didn't understand what it meant, but looking at the other party's appearance, he probably agreed to what Pepper Potts said.
"Hey, human woman, let me tell you, if you want to take care of us temporarily, I have a request. If you don't agree, I will never go with you." Black Sperm folded his arms and said seriously.
"Um, so, may I ask, what are your requirements?"
"Dog food, I must eat high-end dog food, the highest-end kind. If you don't buy me the highest-end dog food, I will definitely not follow you. I will even hold Pochi back so that Pochi won't leave with you." Black Sperm said in a threatening tone.
"..." Pepper Potts looked at Black Sperm strangely. If he asked for dog food, it would be fine if it was Pochi, a strange dog with six eyes. After all, even if Pochi has six eyes, he is still just a dog. It is normal for dogs to eat dog food.
But Black Sperm, isn't this a Teletubbies? Although it is a wretched version of Teletubbies, it shouldn't beg for dog food, right? Or is the Teletubbies' body actually a dog? Well, no matter what, it's fine, but this Teletubbies is too wretched. Looking at its face, one has the urge to beat it up.
"Is it just high-end dog food? No problem." Pepper Potts nodded and agreed to Black Sperm's request very easily.
"Yeah, that's great. Really, I just said that Saitama guy is too stingy. This is not his original world. Here he is so rich, but when he buys dog food, he still buys discounted ones, or low-grade dog food. Hasn't he thought that this baby needs energy to regain strength? Strength? I'm so stingy. If I keep eating low-quality dog food every day, when will I be able to return to my peak strength?" Black Sperm complained to Saitama. Because Saitama was no longer around, it became bolder at this time.
"Woof woof! Woof woof woof woof!" Pochi heard Black Sperm complaining about Saitama. Pochi, who lived with it, immediately became unwilling and roared at Black Sperm. Then he opened his mouth and bit Black Sperm hard.
"Ah, shut up, shut up, you, uh, uncle Pochi, let me go. I was wrong, I was really wrong. I dare not say that Saitama is broken anymore. Let go, ah, no, my cell membrane is about to be broken. Quick, let go of me." Black Sperm immediately began to beg for mercy.
"That guy Black Sperm is really an idiot. He actually said bad things about Saitama in front of Pochi." Meow pouted, with contempt clearly written on that cat's face.
"Uh, they, they look like this, are they okay?" Pepper Potts was a little worried. After all, Tony gave her the task, and she also regarded Saitama as a benefactor. If her benefactor's pet showed up, she would blame herself and feel guilty.
"Don't worry, this situation is normal. The main reason is that Black Sperm often seeks death, so he is often bullied by Pochi. However, Pochi is also sensible and will not really eat Black Sperm as dog food." Meow comforted Pepper Potts and said.
"That's it, that's good, that's good." Pepper Potts felt a little relieved.
After Black Sperm begged for mercy, Pochi finally let go of Black Sperm, and the matter came to an end for the time being.
Pepper Potts left Saitama's house with Meow in her arms, followed by Pochi and the wretched version of Teletubbies behind her who had fully recovered her vitality. She got in the car and drove directly to her own home. She wanted to raise these three pets well, well, carefully. At least the high-end dog food Black Sperm said would definitely be indispensable.
Not only do you have to buy high-end dog food, Meow cat food also needs to be high-end.
The car stopped in front of the pet store. "Pochi, and Black Sperm, you two wait in the car for a moment, and I will buy you some dog food."
"Woof woof."
"Go, go, remember to buy high-end dog food, absolutely high-end, otherwise I will go on a hunger strike." Black Sperm shouted to Pepper Potts quickly, and even threatened to go on a hunger strike.
"Don't worry,. hoshyan. c is definitely high-end." Pepper Potts couldn't help but laugh. Although the three pets of Saitama are very strange, after getting along with them, they are still quite interesting.
"Meow, come with me, so you can choose which cat food you like to eat." Pepper Potts did not put down Meow in his arms.
"Okay." Meow also plans to go to the store to see what cat food is available.
"Hey, hey, hey, human woman, you are going too far. You bought cat food and let Meow follow you, but you have to leave us in the car. Let me tell you, your behavior is wrong, you know?" Black Sperm was about to protest.
"Um, I'm sorry, but you and Pochi's appearance is too strange. If I take you with me, we might cause some trouble."
"Black Sperm, do you want to cause trouble? Are you worried that if you cause any trouble, Saitama will come back and punch your head off?" Meow stepped on Pepper Potts's breasts twice and said to Black Sperm with contempt.
When Black Sperm heard what Meow said, his expression suddenly changed. "Ha, who do you think I am? Am I afraid that Saitama will blow my head off? Meow, stop joking. This is simply impossible, even if Saitama comes back, it is absolutely impossible." Black Sperm sneered, "Because I am not a dog at all, I don't have a dog head!"
"..." Pepper Potts looked at Black Sperm's wretched look and couldn't help but complain, "Since you are not a dog, why do you eat dog food? And also high-end food?"
"..." Black Sperm was stunned, and then for some reason, a feeling of sadness arose in his heart.
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