Saitama Teacher in Marvel
Chapter 219

Teacher Saitama

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"...Fantastic Four Human Torch Jonathan·Johnny Stone participated in figure racing and achieved Champion..."

News about Fantastic Four is reported on TV. Of course, in fact, most of the news about Fantastic Four comes from Human Torch. Compared with Human Torch, The other three members of Fantastic Four are very low-key and rarely appear in front of the media. Only Human Torch not only appears casually at various events, but also shows off his abilities, and then attracts a Legion girl to attend a party or something.

It can be said that in recent times, Human Torch is definitely a very popular superhero. He often makes headlines. Looking at this attitude, he is almost comparable to Tony·Stark who had not yet become Iron Man. It can be said that he is the new favorite of the media recently.

Seeing that Human Torch was reported on the news, Saitama yawned out of boredom, then pressed the remote control to change the channel.

"Ding dong ding dong--"

Opening the door, Spider-Man appeared at the door of Saitama's house with a smile on his face.

"Mr. Saitama, I'm here again, didn't I disturb you?"

"No. Come in."

"Thank you. These are snacks made by Aunt May. I brought them to you specially. Do you want to try them?"

"Okay. Well, it's delicious."

"Really? I think it's delicious too. As long as you like it, Mr. Saitama. By the way, Mr. Saitama, can I ask you some questions?"

"But."

"That was really great. This time I..."

Spider-Man would visit Saitama from time to time, either to ask questions, or to ask Saitama about other matters, etc. In short, the frequency of his visits to Saitama was relatively high.

The reason why Spider-Man did this is because so far, Saitama is the only superhero Spider-Man has met and communicated with, and Saitama is still his idol. The other one is Saitama His personality is relatively easy to get along with, as long as you don't mention his hair when nothing happens. The last point is that Saitama is the only one in Saitama's home, and no other people exist. In this way, you will feel much more comfortable when you stay here, and you will not have the uncomfortable feeling when facing other family members.

Based on several reasons, this is why Spider-Man often comes to Saitama.

"Mr. Saitama, well, I have been exercising a lot recently. I have also noticed that my strength is stronger than at the beginning. However, it seems that I have reached a bottleneck now. I even feel that my potential is only at this level. Okay No matter how much you exercise, you will never become stronger. So, Mr. Saitama, what do you think I should do next? How can I become stronger?" Spider-Man looked at Saitama with some anticipation.

"Hmm, this kind of problem?" Saitama thought for a moment, "I encountered such a problem not long ago."

"Then Mr. Saitama, how did you solve it?" Spider-Man's eyes lit up.

"How to solve it? In fact, after three years of practice, I became bald and stronger. But after that, I found that I could no longer improve myself. It seemed that there was no room for improvement. No matter what kind of enemy I encountered, I could solve it with one punch, whether it was the so-called Dragon-level monster, some huge disaster, or the overlord alien of the universe. All of them could be solved with one punch. It can be solved. Completely, without any opponent. After that, it seems that I can no longer improve my strength. Even not long ago, I took a spaceship to fight with the guy named Ego in the universe. Although the battle seemed a little more enjoyable, in fact, it was also because I did not use my full strength." Saitama's expression was dull and confused.

And Spider-Man, at first, looked forward to it, looking at Saitama intently, waiting for Saitama to tell him how to solve the problem. But as he listened, his expression couldn't help but change a little. He felt that he seemed to be in a completely different situation from what the boss Saitama said.

Yes, he also has Saitama. Both of them seem to have reached the ceiling of strength. It seems that they can no longer become stronger or break through. However, he Spider-Man is weak and pitiful now, and Saitama, the big boss, what he said is that he is already invincible. What else can you do if you are already invincible?

"Actually, what I'm looking forward to most now is to have a strong opponent and have an evenly matched battle, even if the opponent is stronger than me. As long as I can fight happily once, I can probably break through and become stronger again. However, I have never encountered a strong opponent since I became bald." Saitama said, letting out a long sigh.

"..." Spider-Man: "Um, Mr. Saitama, I, what I just asked, it doesn't seem to be that question."

"Huh? What did you just ask?" Saitama looked at Spider-Man with a blank expression. As for what Spider-Man asked before, he forgot.

"... I mean how should I become stronger. By the way, Mr. Saitama, you just said that you seem to have gone through three years of practice? So, can you tell me your practice method? Well, of course, if it's hard to say, it doesn't need to be said. I'm just a little curious, just a little curious, a little bit." Although Spider-Man said this, there was still a trace of desire in his eyes.

Although Spider-Man doesn't quite understand, is Saitama's strength really as strong as Saitama said himself, and can defeat any enemy with one punch, especially since Saitama actually involves some aliens and the overlord of the universe. Going to fight with opponents in the universe? It doesn't feel reliable at all.

However, Saitama is stronger than him. This is something Spider-Man himself can be sure of. With Saitama's speed, Spider-Man cannot catch up no matter how hard he chases. Up, the speed is really too fast. Then there is Green Goblin II, which seems to be not weak, but was also instantly killed by Saitama with one punch, which Spider-Man couldn't do.

Just from this performance, to this extent, Spider-Man knew that Saitama was far stronger than him, so it would be great if he could get Saitama's practice method. But he also knew it in his heart. Generally speaking, one person's practice method would never be handed over to others easily. So even if Saitama didn't tell him, he could understand it completely.

"You want to ask about my cultivation methods?" Saitama suddenly looked at Spider-Man seriously.

"Well, yes, yes, but it doesn't matter. Even if you don't tell me, it doesn't matter at all. I know that this kind of thing is generally not allowed to be spread out." Spider-Man said quickly.

"There is nothing that cannot be preached to others. If you want to know, I can tell you. However, my way of practice is very hard. It is very difficult and ordinary people cannot bear it. So, are you sure you want to know?" Saitama once again looked like he wanted to preach.

"Yes, is it possible? Is it really possible? I can endure any hardship. Really, I am not afraid of hardship." Spider-Man became excited.

Saitama's expression became more and more solemn. The face that was originally a simple drawing of an egg and then the facial features suddenly became tougher. Saitama seemed to have become handsome all of a sudden. It gave people the impression that they had two completely different painting styles.

Seeing Saitama's painting style suddenly change, Spider-Man suddenly became nervous. He couldn't help but swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva and looked at Saitama nervously.

"Actually, before this, someone like you asked me how I practice, and I told her the way of practice. However, it was probably because she thought my way of practice was too hard, so she gave up without even trying. So, are you sure you really want to listen and won't give up?" Saitama looked at Spider-Man again, looking at him sharply.

"Of course. I will never give up." Spider-Man promised loudly.

"Okay, listen up."

"Yes, Mr. Saitama, uh, maybe I should call you Teacher Saitama?"

"If you plan to practice with me, you can call me Teacher Saitama. However, if you call me Teacher Saitama, then you will never regret it."

"Yes! Teacher Saitama!" Spider-Man was unusually excited, probably because the more serious Saitama said, the more real it seemed to him.

"Okay, you're doing fine. My way of practice."

Spider-Man was sitting upright and extremely serious. Meow, who was lying on the sofa, couldn't help but prick up his ears at this time. He was also very curious about how Saitama became so powerful. According to Saitama, it took just three years for an ordinary person to become so powerful. It was simply incredible.

Black Sperm also lay quietly on the window, intending to remember what Saitama said in his heart, "Humph, Saitama, I admit that you are very strong, but as long as I master your cultivation In this way, I can definitely become as powerful as you. When the time comes, hehehe, I will definitely ask you to buy me the best dog food, build me a luxurious dog house, and prepare a separate dog basin for me." Black Sperm thought silently and fiercely.

"Ouch!"

It was sneaky, and you knew it was not a good thing at a glance. Pochi bit Black Sperm on the butt.

Black Sperm's complexion immediately changed, and his wretched face became abnormally distorted. In order not to be discovered by Saitama, it gritted its teeth tightly to prevent itself from making any sound.

"Listen clearly."

"It's teacher Saitama!"

"Three years, three years, no matter it's windy or rainy, or it's scorching summer, I have to do a hundred push-ups, a hundred sit-ups, a hundred squats every day..." Saitama told about his exercise experience, "And the most important thing is, no matter how hot the summer is, even if I get heat stroke, I can never turn on the air conditioner! In this way, after three years of hard practice, I became bald and stronger."

"..."

After Saitama finished speaking, Spider-Man looked at Saitama in confusion. He was really confused. He didn't expect that the practice method Saitama mentioned was actually this kind of thing? This was simply a joke.

Perhaps, for a person who has not undergone any exercise, the exercise method mentioned by Saitama is indeed very painful, and even if the exercise is a little unreasonable, it may cause physical damage. However, that is only to this extent. This kind of exercise can turn an ordinary person into a strong person, but that's all. How is it possible to become stronger in this way?

And what's the point of not turning on the air conditioner in the summer? It seems like you are too poor and don't have the money to turn on the air conditioner.

The guy who was eavesdropping, Meow, was equally confused. He was even more dumbfounded than Spider-Man. But then he rolled his eyes and thought Saitama was just joking. He had already been looking forward to hearing something like this, which was simply ridiculous.

Black Sperm, who was lying on the window, was confused by Saitama's words, and fell down from the window without paying attention.

"Ahem, teacher Saitama, are you kidding me?" Spider-Man couldn't help but ask.

"Are you kidding? No, this is really how I train. Really, I have obviously been training this way for three years, and then I have such strength, why don't you all seem to believe it?" Saitama also had a troubled look on his face, he was not lying at all.

Even if possible, Saitama hopes that someone can become stronger according to his training method, so that Saitama can have a battle with an evenly matched opponent, so as to regain the long-lost passion.

"But, Teacher Saitama, the training you mentioned is only effective for ordinary people. How can this level of practice make people become strong?" Spider-Man smiled bitterly.

Saitama scratched his head. "It's really disturbing, obviously this is how I practice."

"Well, maybe, maybe, Teacher Saitama, when you were practicing like this, you were bitten by some animal, or you ate something strange, which changed your genes, so that you have such a powerful power?" Spider-Man thought about it and made a guess using himself as an example.

"No. At most, I only eat some cabbage or mushrooms occasionally because I have no money to buy ingredients, and I happen to meet some weird people like cabbage and mushrooms, so I don't eat anything weird." Saitama shook his head, and it seemed that his method was very simple, and there was absolutely nothing wrong with it.

Saitama doesn't know that ordinary people can't eat the meat or food of weird people at all, because ordinary people simply can't bear the genes of weird people. In mild cases, they will get upset, and in serious cases, they may die from food poisoning. Only Saitama can eat those weird people as ordinary food.

Spider-Man heard Saitama mention the word "weird" again, so he vaguely guessed that perhaps the reason why Saitama became so powerful was probably related to some inexplicable weirdo he said he had eaten. But the specific situation was unclear to Spider-Man, who had never seen a weirdo before.

However, Spider-Man still wants to try the exercise method Saitama said. It may not really work, but there may be a slight possibility? What if it succeeds? It doesn't hurt to try, so Spider-Man decided to try what Saitama said after he goes back.

"Tony, we have collected almost all the genes of spiders in the world, but there seems to be no relationship at all with the genes of Skrulls. So Tony, are you sure that the genes of this spider are related to Skrulls's genes are related. Skrulls really needs spider genes?" Dr. Banner did the experiment on the last spider gene and threw it aside. He couldn't help but said to Tony.

When Tony heard what Dr. Banner said, his face turned a little ugly. "Perhaps, we may have made a mistake."

"No, maybe, we must have made a mistake, uh, no, it's not us, it should be you. You made a mistake." Dr. Banner rolled his eyes and spent so much effort, it was completely useless.

Tony glared at Dr. Banner angrily. He was in a bad mood. Working for nothing was really not a good thing for Tony. He had been busy for so long and got nothing else, but when it came to spiders, he became an expert.

"Jarvis, call me the number of that little bug." Tony felt a little unhappy, so he stopped calling Spider-Man Spider-Man, and simply lowered his name again and called him a little bug.

"Yes, sir." Jarvis followed Tony's instructions and dialed Spider-Man's number directly.

On the other side, Spider-Man had already left Saitama's house, and then he found a relatively spacious rooftop. The rooftop was very large, and there was no one else. He could do whatever he wanted here without being discovered or disturbed. At the same time, as long as he looked up, he could see most of New York's screen. This was undoubtedly a good place.

Spider-Man lay on the ground and quickly did push-ups. "One, two, three... ten... thirty... fifty... ninety-nine, a hundred! Very good, I have done a hundred push-ups, so the next step is sit-ups."

The phone rang suddenly, Spider-Man was stunned, but he did not stop doing sit-ups. He just stretched out the hand on the back of his head, vibrated his wrist, and shot out a bunch of Silk, sticking to the backpack he placed next to him, and accurately stuck to the mobile phone in the backpack.

In a swish, the phone was already in his hand.

"Hey, hello."

"I'm not good."

"Um, you are, Mr. Stark?" Spider-Man couldn't help but be startled when he heard the other party's voice, and asked in surprise.

"Yes, I am Tony·Stark. Such a little bug. I have something to ask you."

"Little insect? Mr. Stark You call me little insect?"

"What? Can't I call you that?" Tony's voice was a little choked.

"Of course, of course, of course, Mr. Stark."

"You said before that Skrulls came to you and wanted to kill you? Is this true?"

"Well, it should be, it should be true. I don't know what Skrulls is, but Teacher Saitama said that guy with that look is Skrulls, that's right, www. zhoshyncomm, so it should be Skrulls who came to me."

"... When he found you, did he say anything? For example, why was he looking for you? Did he say he was looking for someone else?"

"Well, let me think about it, it seems that he did say that in addition to me, he also wanted to find you, Iron Man Tony·Stark."

"What? Are you still looking for me?"

"Well, by the way, before that guy was beaten to death by teacher Saitama, he once said something about a test. It seemed that he wanted to test his own strength, so he wanted to defeat me and then defeat you. Mr. Stark."

"... Why didn't you say it before!!!" Tony said these words almost out of his teeth.

"Well, I, what I wanted to say at the time, but, you hung up the phone a little too quickly. Plus I was a little excited at the time, so, so--"

"..."

"Hello? Mr. Stark? Hello? Mr. Stark Why did you hang up the phone again? Hello? Hello?" Spider-Man shrugged innocently. "It was almost the same as now. Although I was too excited at the beginning, so I ignored it. But it is true that you hung up the phone too quickly."

"Forget it, let's continue. Um, by the way, how many sit-ups did I just do? I can't remember, forget it, let's just start again. One, two..."

Just when Spider-Man was doing sit-ups seriously, something suddenly flew over. Spider-Man was stunned for a moment, and then the thing fell directly into his arms, watching the red light flashing. Spider-Man's face changed wildly. "Pumpkin Bomb!"

Almost without thinking, I wanted to throw away Pumpkin Bomb in my arms when I left, and at the same time I quickly wanted to hide aside.

"Boom!!!"_mbg

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