? "You bastard, do you really want to die?" Saitama couldn't help but yelled at Deadpool.35xs
Saitama's sudden roar made Captain America and the others not far away hear the movement and subconsciously looked over. When they saw the figure of Saitama, their expressions changed.
"Oops, Saitama is indeed here."
"It's really bad."
Captain America's faces became a little ugly. On the contrary, Tony's faces felt radiant.
"Steve, you can't escape. I advise you to hand over Winter Soldier obediently, so that I can forget the past with you."
"Impossible." Captain America said firmly and decisively.
Tony's face changed again, and he said in an almost gritted tone, "Captain America, you have to think clearly about what you will face if you do this."
"Of course I know, Tony, I'm sorry. Bucky is my brother." Captain America shook his head.
"Asshole, what about me? Where are our Avengers members? Aren't we brothers?" Tony roared.
"Sorry--"
"Want to die? Sorry, sorry. Although there was a period of time before when I really wanted to die, well, during that time I even tried various methods. But now I can't. Now I don't want to die, not at all, because my little sweetheart Vanessa has come back to life. Oh, no, it should be said that she has never died, which is wrong. She was dead at the beginning, but I traveled through time and saved her before she was killed. Well, can you understand what I mean?? So I don't want to die now. I still want to live a good life, a very good life. If I die, Vanessa will definitely be very sad. She will never be able to find a second banana that suits her. Of course, I will not die. After all, death is too difficult for me." Deadpool kept talking, and unknowingly, there was something different in his words.
"That's really verbose. Forget it." Saitama shook his head. He even felt that there was something wrong with Deadpool's head, and it was not worth talking to him. And the most important thing was that Tony needed his help now.
That's right, Tony·Stark, the famous Iron Man needs his help now, because this time Tony invited Saitama, so he didn't even bring him Natasha and the others rushed over alone. If Saitama had taken action, there would naturally be no problem. But because of Deadpool, Saitama stayed here for a while.
Tony's situation over there can be imagined.
Captain America, Winter Soldier, Ant-Man and Falcon, the four of them besieged Iron Man, it should be said that it was a group fight. If Tony and Iron Suit's defense was not bad, he might have been beaten into a pig's head by now.
"Wow, it looks even more exciting. Under normal circumstances, Iron Man should have been beaten by two men, but now it has increased to four. It's great, but it's a pity that I didn't bring a camera, otherwise I should have taken a photo of this scene." Deadpool whistled and said in a tone of fake surprise.
Saitama ignored this guy and disappeared in a flash. The next moment, Saitama appeared in front of Tony who was beaten down.
Tony lay on the bed, saw a pair of familiar shoes, and breathed a sigh of relief, "Saitama, you finally know how to come here."
"Well, I'm sorry, I saw a strange guy over there."
"Strange guy? Isn't it Spider-Man?" After all, the costumes of Deadpool and Spider-Man are really similar, so it's no wonder he said that.
"No." Saitama shook his head. "By the way, it's this guy. I've already caught him for you." Saitama grabbed Winter Soldier and held him down with one hand, making Winter Soldier unable to move.
"That's right, it's this guy." Tony looked at Winter Soldier in Saitama's hand and sneered.
"Stop, let him go, Saitama, why did you come to help Tony? Winter Soldier is innocent." Captain America couldn't help but yell at Saitama, and even threw the shield directly at Saitama.
Snap!
The shield was blown away and embedded directly into the wall, with only a small part of it exposed.
Then Saitama's left hand fell down.
Bang, the smaller Ant-Man was slapped to the ground by Saitama. Ant-Man, which returned to human size, lay on the ground and couldn't get up for a while.
"Gudong." The hunter swallowed. "He is the Saitama you mentioned before? He looks very powerful."
"Saitama, Bucky is innocent, you should let him go." Captain America stared at Saitama with both eyebrows.
"But, he did kill someone."
"But that's not Bucky's intention."
"Even if it was not his intention, he did kill someone. Even if an ordinary person accidentally kills someone due to negligence, he will still be sentenced." Saitama shook his head.
"But -" Captain America didn't know what to say. Indeed, even if it was manslaughter, it was not his intention, but as long as he killed someone, he should be sentenced. This is normal. Although Bucky was controlled by others, he did kill someone, especially when he killed Tony's parents.
"Okay, Steve! Don't say any more. No matter what the reason is, no matter what the situation is, I did kill the person, and that's enough." Winter Soldier sighed, and then looked at Tony: "I'm sorry, Mr. Stark. Although that was not my intention, I did do something unforgivable. Obviously your father and I are still friends. So, even if you kill me to avenge your parents, I will not resist."
"Can't resist? Haha, then what were you doing just now?" Tony sneered, thinking that Winter Soldier's words were like a joke. Who was the person who was beaten by a group just now? Wasn't it Tony·Stark?
"Sorry!" Winter Soldier apologized again.
"I'm sorry? Can you just say I'm sorry? Bastard!" Tony roared angrily, and then punched Winter Soldier in the face.
"Bucky--"
"Stop Steve. I said, just let Mr. Stark come. Please don't stop him." Winter Soldier stopped Captain America who wanted to help, although it was useless even if Captain America wanted to help.
"Bucky--"
"Asshole, go to hell." Tony roared again, rushed towards Winter Soldier, and then punched Winter Soldier in the face, knocking Winter Soldier fell to the ground with the hammer, and then he rushed forward, pressed Winter Soldier under him, raised his fist and smashed Winter Soldier on the head.
Seeing Winter Soldier being beaten by Tony, Captain America gritted his teeth. He wanted to rush forward, but was stopped by Sam and Scott Lang. At the same time, he also knew that Winter Soldier wanted to atone for his sins, so he turned his head, not wanting to watch this scene.
Saitama stood aside, watching this scene, scratching his head, the matter seemed to have been resolved.
"Wow. Iron Man beat up his love rival for favor? Tsk tsk tsk. It's really exciting. Hahaha, look, I brought a camera here specially this time." A mean voice suddenly appeared, and Deadpool's figure didn't know when. Appeared next to them, and this guy still had a camera in his hand, and then surrounded Tony and Winter Soldier to take pictures. This guy even ran to Captain America and took a frontal photo of him.
"Who are you?"
Captain America and Tony roared at Deadpool almost at the same time. For some reason, looking at this guy Deadpool, they had the urge to beat this guy Deadpool up.
"Well, it seems that I haven't introduced myself yet. I am Deadpool. Of course, you can also call me by my nickname Deadpool. To be honest, my butt is also very perky. Although I am not as famous as America's Ass, it is not bad, so I think Maybe you can consider me. After all, you two are jealous of America's Ass, and even caused such a scene. I think one of you can come after me, so the distribution is reasonable and there will be no conflict." Deadpool turned around and patted his butt.
Although this was the first time I heard about America's Ass, Captain America probably understood that America's Ass mentioned by Deadpool was referring to himself, and he couldn't help but blush. Black. Tony and Winter Soldier were even in a very bad mood at this time. Are they jealous over a man? Don't be so disgusting, okay? Don't be too bad.
"By the way, last time I attended your wedding, I forgot to take pictures. It's such a pity. Otherwise, I could have taken out a photo of the two of you at this time. Well, it's a wedding photo. I think you will be very, um, very shocked when you see it. It's very exciting just thinking about it. It's such a shame." Deadpool said to Tony and Captain America.
"Shut up, you guy. If you are talking nonsense, don't blame me for being rude to you." Tony said in an angry tone. Although he said that he would be rude to him if he spoke again, in fact, while saying this, Tony had already given Deadpool a blow.
A shock wave hit Deadpool's body, directly knocking Deadpool away.
Deadpool's body was knocked away, then he rolled twice and came to Captain America.
"Oh, I'm going to die. I didn't expect, I didn't expect that I, Deadpool, would die here now. And I was beaten to death by Iron Man. Before I die, can you grant me one wish? I have admired the famous America's Ass for a long time. So, could you please turn around and let me touch your butt? Well, it would be better if you could bend over." Deadpool grabbed Captain America's trouser leg with one hand and said to Captain America in a tone of voice that sounded like he was speaking his last wish before death.
"--" Captain America, whose face was already a little dark, turned even darker now. Then he couldn't help but be impulsive and kicked Deadpool in the face.
"Wow, aren't you Captain America? Aren't you a noble person? Facing the dying man's last request, you kicked me directly. And you kicked me in the face. You went too far." Deadpool ran out alive after being kicked away.
"..."
Looking at Deadpool's despicable appearance, almost everyone present wanted to beat him up. Some people even felt that beating this guy to death was the most appropriate choice.
"Who are you?" Captain America couldn't help but asked in a deep voice.
"That's right, who are you? Although he looks very similar to Spider-Man and is also a talker, Spider-Man is much purer than you." Tony also looked at Deadpool warily., this guy who has no name or surname and has never heard of him before, and is so cheap, may be a very dangerous guy, especially now that Superhuman Registration Act has been revealed, there may be some monsters who will pop up to cause trouble.
"I said, I am Deadpool, your favorite Deadpool. And don't put me together with that guy Spider-Man. Even if you put us together, then you should also put me together. The front is correct. Otherwise, the audience will misunderstand that I am a pirated version of Spider-Man, which will be very embarrassing and will also affect my popularity." Deadpool complained, trying to get Tony and the others to change their story.
"Deadpool?"
"Audience?"
"Although I know every word you said, why do you think it's a bit messy when put together?"
"Okay. That's enough. Deadpool? Who are you? Why do you suddenly appear here? What's your conspiracy? If you don't want to die,. zhaoshyan. c Then recruit me for real."
Tony At this time, they actually want to be consistent with the outside world. Now Deadpool is this outside world.
"You guys are really too unfriendly. I'm just a little curious about Avengers, plus I want to see Spider-Man here. So I came here specially, but unfortunately, there seems to be an accident, Spider-Man didn't Yes. But luckily, I brought my camera. Although I couldn't take a picture of four people beating Iron Man, I did take a picture of Iron Man and Winter Soldier fighting for America's Ass's jealousy--"
"Shut up, you guy."
"Tell me, who are you? Why are you here? If you don't explain clearly, don't blame us for arresting you."
Tony raised his hands, with a white light glowing in his palms. If Deadpool's answer dissatisfied him, he would launch an attack at the next moment.
"But I have clearly made it clear? Why do you still do this?" Deadpool spread his hands and said with a look of helplessness and innocence.
"Take off your hood." Tony threatened.
"Sorry, I'm so handsome. I'm worried that when you see my handsome face, you can't help but fall in love with me. Although I don't mind a few more male admirers, my heart has already been given to my little Sasha. So I'm sorry. It's impossible for us. Of course, If it's a one-night stand, I can barely accept it. Do you like attacking or receiving? Well, I will prepare lubricant in advance, but what brand do you like? I usually use the big devil or exe brand, which is ice-cold and cool, and also very luxurious--"
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