Lost Saitama

Holding the map, Saitama walked out of his home.

"Hmm, it's a bit far from here, so I should speed things up this time," he muttered, and Saitama began to accelerate.

Bang!

The air exploded with a muffled sound. After the sound, Saitama had already disappeared.

If there was a map with Saitama's location, one could probably clearly see his trace.

In the blink of an eye, Saitama arrived at the seaside. Looking at the vast ocean, Saitama scratched his head, "So, do I want to take a boat? But taking a boat seems like it would take a long time. Oh well, I'll swim there." Saying that, Saitama dove straight into the sea, raising a splash, and in the blink of an eye, he had vanished.

However, according to the map, Saitama's route in the sea gradually deviated.

The boundless sea, with no coordinates, no signs, and no direction, Saitama, without realizing it, swam off course.

Saitama swam a figure-eight in the Atlantic Ocean. Finally, seeing land, he quickly went ashore.

"Excuse me, is this Morocco?" Saitama stopped someone and asked.

"What? Morocco? Are you kidding me?" The person stopped felt inexplicable upon hearing Saitama's question.

"Ah, isn't this Morocco? But I was following the map." Saitama took out the map.

"Young man, stop joking. This is Argentina. Not some Morocco."

"Argentina? Where is that?"

"Morocco is here, and Argentina is here... You don't even know how to read a map, do you?" The person pointed at the map.

"Uh..."

Walking on the streets of Argentina, Saitama looked bewildered. He had clearly been heading in a straight line towards the Middle East, so how did he end up in Argentina while swimming? Moreover, Morocco and Argentina are in completely opposite directions, and now he seemed even further from the Middle East.

He had originally planned to go to Morocco in a straight line, land there, and then head to the Middle East, but his plan had clearly failed.

"Ring ring..."

The phone rang. Saitama quickly took out his phone. Fortunately, he had waterproofed it before jumping into the sea, otherwise, the phone might have been damaged.

"Saitama, it's already noon, and it's almost time for lunch. Where are you? Why aren't you back yet?" Skye asked with a slight worry.

Skye had reason to worry. In her opinion, Saitama's head was a bit abnormal. And now Saitama wanted to go to the Middle East to save Tony Stark, perhaps for money, or perhaps for the exhilarating battle Saitama had mentioned. But regardless, it wasn't normal.

Furthermore, Saitama had also clashed with Kingpin. So if he didn't come back, Skye couldn't help but worry. After all, Saitama never missed mealtime.

"Uh, I'm in Argentina," Saitama scratched his bald head.

"Huh? What did you say?"

"I'm in Argentina right now."

"Stop joking, Saitama."

"I'm not joking. I was planning to go to the Middle East, but I got lost somehow and ended up in Argentina."

"...Saitama, do you expect me to believe that? While your speed is indeed very fast, you're telling me you ran from New York to Argentina in just two hours? Hurry back for lunch. I've roasted steak, and if you don't come, I'll eat it all." Skye rolled her eyes and used lunch as a threat.

"Wait, wait. I'll be back soon, very soon. You have to wait for me." Saitama became anxious when threatened like this.

"If that's the case, then hurry up."

"Okay, I'm coming-- click!" Saitama's phone suddenly hung up. Saitama blinked, feeling something was wrong. He tried to call again, but his phone was out of service due to unpaid bills.

On the other end, Skye frowned. Saitama had suddenly hung up the phone, which was unusual. She quickly tried to call again, but the phone informed her that Saitama's phone had been suspended due to unpaid bills. Skye was stunned. Saitama's SIM card hadn't been active for long, and he had previously topped it up with a lot of money. But now it was out of credit.

"What is Saitama doing with his phone? He used up all that phone credit? Did he download some app?" Skye's expression turned a bit strange, but it was understandable. After all, Saitama was an adult.

Meanwhile, Saitama began to run at high speed. He needed to get home quickly.

Fortunately, the continent where Argentina is located is connected to the continent where the United States is. The land is connected, so he didn't need to swim. This way, Saitama didn't have to worry about getting lost in the Atlantic.

As Saitama started to think about running from Argentina back to New York in the United States, Skye, with a hint of curiosity, used her hacking skills to infiltrate Saitama's phone. She wanted to know if Saitama had downloaded any strange apps.

Well, it was purely out of curiosity, wondering what kind of preferences a bald man like Saitama had.

However, when Skye hacked into Saitama's phone, she found that his phone only had basic calling and data functions, nothing else. His phone consumption was entirely normal call charges.

"Something's not right. Let me see." Skye frowned, typing rapidly. Then, all the consumption records on Saitama's phone were opened.

Everything else was normal, but a recent international call record made her feel something was amiss.

"Saitama was clearly in New York, why is there an international call record? Uh, this, this location is Argentina? Did Saitama not lie to me, and is he really in Argentina? But that's not right. Two hours, even by plane, it wouldn't be this fast." Skye felt increasingly uneasy and used her hacking skills to forcibly activate Saitama's phone's GPS.

Then, Skye was shocked to find that Saitama's current location was in Brazil! She couldn't help but refresh, and then she found that Saitama's location had changed again, and he had moved to Suriname.

With each successive location check, Skye discovered that Saitama's position was constantly changing, as if the distance on the map was truly only as far as it appeared on the map, and he could change places with a single step.

Colombia -- Mexico -- United States...

Skye found that Saitama's location was getting closer and closer to home.

"Is my hacking skill malfunctioning, or has my computer been hacked, or can Saitama, this guy, really teleport?" Skye was a bit dumbfounded.

Just then, the door opened, and Saitama's voice came through, "I'm back."

"..." Skye looked at Saitama's location, which was indeed her home.

ps: Please recommend and collect. Damn courier, it will probably only arrive in Shanghai on Sunday. Second time, please don't make any more mistakes, or I'll really collapse.