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Chapter 142

Ten million in phone credit-scared yet?

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"Don't say that, you lot. Maybe after True Lord White went into seclusion for many years, he suddenly became more skillful and his boundless curiosity diminished? Besides, airplanes aren't that easy to break down!" True Lord Yellow Mountain Zheng Yan.

At this moment, the True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey said calmly, "Hehe, Senior Yellow Mountain, put your hand on your heart and tell me, do you even believe what you say?"

True Lord Yellow Mountain was immediately rendered speechless by the question—"I'm sorry, I was just talking nonsense!"

"Moreover, airplanes are far more fragile than magical artifacts. I bet ten custom-made Talisman Treasure that if True Lord White tries to board the plane, it will definitely crash!" the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman declared firmly. The custom-made Talisman Treasure he referred to Talisman Treasure anything he could create, and he would fulfill his request!

"Four free pill-refining opportunities!" the Medicine Master chimed in. Was Jiang Ziyan sending the message for him again, given how quickly he spoke today?

"Ten free fortune-telling opportunities!" At this moment, a guy with the ID "Iron Trigram Diviner" said smugly.

Wait a minute, Iron Trigram Diviner? Who is that?

Oh my god, this is the pseudonym of the Copper Trigram Diviner Immortal - this pseudonym has been lurking in the group for so long and no one has noticed.

Now that the main account for "Copper Trigram and Iron Calculation" is banned, the smaller account is finally speaking up.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..."

Mad Saber Three Waves: "..."

"I don't think I'll let you tell my fortune; it'll ruin my mood!" Northern River's Loose Cultivator.

"Me too." Mad Saber Three Waves maintained formation.

"Same as above." -Medicine Master

The Iron Trigram Diviner roared, "That's enough!"

[System message: (******) Iron Trigram Diviner has been banned from speaking by the group owner True Lord Yellow Mountain, for 30 days.]

"Who's really had enough? Do they really think I'm just a figurehead as the group admin?" True Lord Yellow Mountain sneered.

However, True Lord Yellow Mountain did not kick this account out of the group because this account was not the alt account of Copper Trigram Immortal Master —it was his disciple's account. It's just that the disciple had been lurking, and today Copper Trigram Diviner Immortal borrowed the account to chat.

"However, you really shouldn't keep mentioning the True Lord White. Continuing this discussion will frighten young friend Shuhang. If young friend refuses to receive the True Lord White, you all should draw lots. Whoever draws the lot will go to receive the True Lord White!" True Lord Yellow Mountain threatened.

Everyone in the group fell silent, no one daring to say anything more.

A moment later, seeing that Song Shuhang hadn't responded, Northern River's Loose Cultivator asked, "Young friend Shuhang, you still haven't responded? Is he not online? I just saw him posting photos in the group chat. Are you pretending not to see them?"

"He was just talking to me on the phone. I told him to call me back later to see if he got the 'Blood God Diamond'. I'll call him back later and see." The Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman added a smiley face.

He quickly chimed in, "Haha, my Shuhang's phone is out of credit... He probably used up his credit while talking to me earlier. Oh well, I'm not in China, so calls are more expensive there. Hmm, I'll have to remind him to top up his phone more in the future, so I can reach him in an emergency. By the way, does anyone have time to top up Song Shuhang's phone credit? So we can contact him."

"The maximum amount you can top up online is a thousand yuan, which is too much trouble. I wonder how much debt my friend Shuhang owes?" Northern River's Loose Cultivator.

At this moment, the ever-present Drunk Moon Hermit stepped forward and said, "I happen to be resting at the resort, and there's a mobile phone store next door. Since it's still open, could someone give me Song Shuhang's number? I'll deposit some extra credit for him so he won't have to worry about phone bills in the future."

As he spoke, an overwhelming sense of pride seemed to emanate from him!

"I'll send you his number." Northern River's Loose Cultivator quickly sent Song Shuhang's number to Drunk Moon Hermit.

"Then you wait here, I'll go recharge his account." After saying that, Drunk Moon Hermit went offline.

At this moment, Northern River's Loose Cultivator said again, "Let's quickly flood the chat now. Let's try to get the discussion about 'True Lord White' up before Friend Shuhang returns, otherwise, if Friend Shuhang opens the group chat and sees our conversation about Senior True Lord White, and then really abandons his responsibilities, that would be troublesome."

"Fellow Northern River is right, hurry up and refresh the screen. What should we talk about?"

"Let's talk about what Three Waves discovered at the Mysterious Island."

The senior members in the group started chatting shamelessly, and in the blink of an eye, there were thousands of posts, pushing the record about 'True Lord White' to the ends of the earth...

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On the other side.

Su Clan’s Seven, along with Song Shuhang, Sixteen, and Zheng De, arrived above the Immortal Farmer Sect.

Looking down from his vantage point, he saw the disciples of the Immortal Farmer Sect weeping bitterly.

What major event happened after the Immortal Farmer Sect returned to its original sect? Upon closer inspection, A-Qi saw the corpse of the Immortal Farmer Sect Master, whose head had been severed by a single sword strike!

Something really did happen.

Su Clan’s Seven gently patted Zheng De, waking him from his unconsciousness.

Zheng De opened his eyes, groggily looking down at the gloomy Immortal Farmer Sect. Soon, he saw the sect leader's corpse and froze.

Below, the disciples of the Immortal Farmer Sect were crying incessantly, some of them sobbing and talking to each other.

The disciples had completely lost their leader. Even if the sect leader had died, they could still follow their senior brother, Zheng Neng. But now that Zheng Neng had killed the sect leader and left the Immortal Farmer Sect, what should they do next?

On Su Clan’s Seven's Escape Light, Zheng De listened blankly to the disciples' accounts below, and thus pieced together the events that followed the 'Battle of the Moon Saber Sect'.

The eldest disciple killed their master, then betrayed the sect and left with Gongzi Hai?

Why, why did this happen?!

A long time...

Zheng De gritted his teeth, his face resolute. "Senior A-Qi, please let me down."

A-Qi glanced at him in surprise. "Have you made a decision? Do you know what to do?"

"I don't know, but I have to go back to the Immortal Farmer Sect. Someone has to step forward, or the Immortal Farmer Sect will be finished," Zheng De said with a wry smile.

A-Qi thought for a moment, then tossed a token to Zheng De: "Take this with you and keep it in the Immortal Farmer Sect. Having it means that I, Su Clan’s Seven, am protecting the Immortal Farmer Sect. This way, at least some petty villains can be kept away from the Immortal Farmer Sect, preventing them from taking advantage of the situation. When you feel that the Immortal Farmer Sect has overcome this calamity, return this token to the Su Clan Main House."

"Thank you." Zheng De accepted the token—at this moment, he had no room to refuse. He needed this token, and the Immortal Farmer Sect needed this token. He couldn't refuse!

With a gentle wave of her hand, Su Clan’s Seven lifted Zheng De up steadily, allowing him to land firmly on the ground.

When the disciples of the Immortal Farmer Sect saw Zheng De descend from the sky, many of them had a bright look in their eyes. Although Zheng De's strength was not high, he had a very high reputation in the Immortal Farmer Sect.

Looking at his fellow disciples surging forward, Zheng De gripped the token tightly, sighed, and strode to greet the disciples of the Immortal Farmer Sect!

Su Clan’s Seven stood with his hands behind his back, gazing at the sky for a long time before finally whispering, "Let's go."

A-Qi felt that he also bore responsibility for the calamity that befell the Immortal Farmer Sect, so he bestowed this token so that the Immortal Farmer Sect could overcome this calamity; however, in this incident involving the Immortal Farmer Sect, Zheng De had intended to deal a severe blow to Sixteen, so apart from that token, A-Qi did not offer any further assistance.

He Escape Light, carrying Song Shuhang and Sixteen towards the location of Jiangnan University Town.

Song Shuhang glanced one last time at Xiannong's location, his heart filled with too many emotions, yet he didn't know how to express them, so he could only keep them bottled up inside.

In the future, this incident involving the Immortal Farmer Sect will become a part of his life experience and enrich his Dao Heart.

On the way back, Su Clan’s Seven remained silent for a long time before suddenly saying, "Sixteen, come back to the Su Clan Main House with me today. Your injuries aren't truly incurable."

"Hmm," Sixteen responded faintly.

"Don't overthink it. Leave everything to me. Trust me, Sixteen, you'll be alright," said Su Clan’s Seven.

"Yes, I've always believed in you. I just... came out to clear my head." Sixteen smiled, her already exquisite features made her smile even more sweet, like a hundred flowers in bloom.

Soon, Su Clan’s Seven arrived in the sky above Jiangnan University Town on his Escape Light.

"Young friend Shuhang, thank you so much this time." A-Qi patted Song Shuhang hard.

If it weren't for Song Shuhang, Su Clan’s Sixteen might have been killed by those bastards from the Moon Saber Sect. Just thinking about it made A-Qi shudder. Because he was so excited, he slapped Song Shuhang with too much force, almost knocking out his lungs.

Song Shuhang was photographed coughing repeatedly, looking both amused and exasperated.

Sixteen sighed and gently patted Song Shuhang's back to ease his cough.

"Well, I was originally going to give you a small gift when we first met. But now, my gift is hardly presentable," Su Clan’s Seven said with a smile.

He had originally intended to give a rank -First-Grade fist technique to his new friend Song Shuhang as a gift after acquiring it. However, since Song Shuhang had saved Su Clan’s Sixteen's life several times, wouldn't his rank- First-Grade fist technique be laughed at by the other members of the group if he offered it as a gift?

"So, I'll give you this gift next time. In a while, Fairy Bie Xue will be hosting her 'Immortal Chef Banquet.' At that time, I'll take you there to taste the true 'delicious food' and 'Immortal Delicacy' of this world. Isn't this gift enough to show my sincerity?" Su Clan’s Seven said with a smile.

"Fairy Bie Xue?" Song Shuhang was completely confused. Was it about going out for a nice meal?

At this moment, Sixteen gently nudged Song Shuhang and winked at him.

"Alright! Then I thank Senior A-Qi!" Song Shuhang in thanks—this Immortal Chef Banquet has incredible benefits?

"Then we shall part ways here." A-Qi nodded in satisfaction, gently raised his right hand, lifted Song Shuhang up, and took him to a man-made forest where no one could see him.

"I survived again today," Song Shuhang sighed, then took out his phone to check the screen.

Speaking of which, since you're in arrears, you'll need to top up your phone credit. Why don't you check how much you owe?

Just then, his phone suddenly received a text message.

This is a message from China Mobile: Dear customer, you successfully recharged 10,000,000.00 yuan on June 10th. Your current available balance in your recharge account is 9,999,784.31 yuan. Reply with SMS "1" to check your real-time call charge information... [China Mobile Reminder Service].

Song Shuhang rubbed his eyes, one, two, three... seven, seven zeros?

Ten million! Phone bill?

Has China Mobile's system finally crashed?

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