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Chapter 150

Blind-Eyed Series!

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The following day, June 30th, Sunday.

At 5:30, Song Shuhang got up and practiced the <Vajra Foundation Fist> twenty times. Afterward, he concentrated the accumulated Blood Qi power into his Second Aperture 'Eye Aperture'.

Without Blood Qi Pill, he couldn't afford to waste any opportunity to cultivate!

At 6:40, while enjoying breakfast, Song Shuhang received a call from a courier.

"Hello, is this Song Shuhang from Class 43, Department 19 College of Mechanical Design and Manufacturing? An express package for you has arrived. Please sign for it." This time, it wasn't a package from Sima Jiang.

After all, Harvest Express doesn't cover all express delivery services nationwide.

"Okay, I'll come down and sign for it right away," Song Shuhang replied.

It must be the magical artifact that True Lord Yellow Mountain mentioned yesterday would be sent, one that could "transmit voices with True Lord White over Thousand-Mile Voice Transmission," right?

To be honest... are the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group really this trusting when sending things? Whether it's 'flying swords,' refining materials, magic weapons, or even 'people,' they're all so confident in sending them to courier services.

Without further ado, they figured they weren't worried about the package getting lost, so of course they were relieved.

Song Shuhang opened the small package, inside was a small, emerald-green bamboo flute, only the size of a palm. It was cool to the touch, and although it was made of bamboo, it had the texture of jade.

The package also included an instruction manual—it's very simple to use; just blow the small bamboo flute within a certain range to contact True Lord White and communicate with him.

The stronger the flute player's spiritual power, the wider the range of their connection with True Lord White. True Lord White and True Lord Yellow Mountain can communicate across the entire China Continent. However, for Song Shuhang, being able to communicate with True Lord White within the confines of a small village would be considered good enough.

Therefore, True Lord Yellow Mountain sent Song Shuhang to Lin Yao Village in Nanhua Lake City, and then used the "Thousand-Mile Voice Transmission" magic artifact to contact True Lord White, confirm the True Lord's location, and pick him up from seclusion.

At the end of the instruction manual, there is a line that reads, "My dear Shuhang, the various models of 36 new cars prepared for you are currently undergoing all the necessary procedures and registration. They will be delivered to an underground parking garage in Jiangnan University Town in batches. I will notify you when you arrive to sign for and receive these new cars. PS: This journey to Nanhua Lake City is over 500 kilometers. If you don't mind, please feel free to use 'Little Doudou' and don't let it cause any trouble. Finally, I wish you good health."

Thirty-six new cars of various models? Do they really need so many new cars for 'True Lord White' to mess around with?

True Lord, have you bought me personal insurance?

After sighing, Song Shuhang returned to his dormitory.

My roommates are all part-time students, and they all go home on Sundays.

Therefore, Pekingese Doudou is free and unrestrained.

It was munching on beef-flavored dog food and playing a game on the computer that Song Shuhang had never seen before; he probably downloaded it in the last few days.

The game window was shrunk to a small window, and there was also a chat window on the computer screen—in which a pretty girl of about seventeen or eighteen years old was video chatting with Doudou!

"Honey, you're amazing! Our guild needs a seven-person elite team to clear this dungeon boss, and we can only choose 'Normal' difficulty! Now, the two of us have easily cleared 'Elite' difficulty!" the pretty girl said excitedly, her voice soft and pleasant.

Pekingese Doudou chewed on a piece of dog food, wearing a lonely, expert-like expression, and then Dao Initiation in the chat box. "Easy peasy, this little bit of difficulty is no problem for your husband -- your husband is a master!"

"You're absolutely a super expert! I love you the most, my husband, mwah!" the pretty girl said sweetly, even making a pouting kissing face.

Pekingese Doudou grinned smugly and typed rapidly on the keyboard. "Such a sweet talker! Come on, open this BOSS treasure chest and see what you get. Once your husband reaches level 80 and collects the Five-Star War God Set, we'll go out and crush those bastards! How dare they camp my corpse? Watch me send them back to the newbie village!"

"Honey, you're so awesome!" The young woman's eyes sparkled. She then asked, "Honey, when will the security camera be fixed there? I really want to see what you look like and hear your voice!"

"Don't worry, I'll buy the camera tomorrow. Let me tell you, your husband is incredibly handsome," the Pekingese Doudou Dao Initiation. At the same time, it rummaged through Song Shuhang's computer and found an old photo of him.

That's a photo of Song Shuhang from his high school days, taken during one of his regular workouts. He looked youthful and energetic, quite the heartthrob.

"Come on, let me show you a picture of your husband! But this picture was taken a long time ago. I'm more mature now, and I'm even more handsome!" Then, he sent Song Shuhang's picture to the girl.

After receiving the photo, the little girl thought the man in it was actually quite handsome.

In fact, she was willing to accept her in-game 'husband' as long as he wasn't too ugly, and the man in the photo was much better looking than she had imagined. So, she happily exclaimed sweetly, "My husband is so great~~ I love you the most!"

"Haha, I love it when you open your sweet little mouth and call me 'darling' in a coquettish tone, then I'll take you straight to the 'nightmare' level dungeon again!" Doudou panted, sticking out its tongue, seemingly excited by teasing the human girl.

"Darling~, oh, how embarrassing!" The little girl stuck out her tongue.

"Oh ho ho, my bones are melting! Come on, let's go to the nightmare dungeon! Watch your husband unleash his power and carry you through it!" Doudou excitedly jumped around on the computer desk.

This Pekingese Demon Hound is hopeless!

Song Shuhang stood right behind the Pekingese dog, Doudou, watching this utterly absurd scene unfold before his eyes. His feelings at that moment could only be described as utterly utterly horrified.

It's one thing for Pekingese Doudou to play games and chat online, but he even tries to pick up girls online!

What's even more shocking is that he managed to hook up with a really nice young girl!

How are all the single men in China supposed to feel about this?

And this cute little girl across from me... what if one day she found out that all those "husband" and "darling" calls were coming from a Pekingese dog—oh no, that image is too beautiful for me to even imagine!

Song Shuhang broke down.

"Hey, Shuhang, you're back!" Pekingese Doudou greeted calmly, as if it wasn't the one who had just randomly sent out Song Shuhang's photo.

Song Shuhang took a deep breath; "Are you really sure it's okay for you to send my photos to that young girl like this?"

"Of course, no problem! I was even planning to have you video chat with her tomorrow at noon. It won't be long, just a few words and a few smiles. With your handsome looks, your smile is absolutely captivating! I guarantee you'll make her swoon!" Doudou said.

"I refuse. Lying is wrong," Song Shuhang.

"Haha, then I'll tell this girl your class and student number, and she can come directly to Jiangnan University Town to find you," Doudou said smugly.

"..." Song Shuhang's mind was immediately filled with menus such as 'dog meat hot pot' and 'braised dog chops'.

"Don't worry, I won't let you help me for nothing. I'll also promise to help you with something in return. I, Doudou, don't like owing favors!" Doudou said, "Besides, don't you think it would be cruel for this girl to find out that her crush is a Pekingese? At this time, telling a beautiful lie, letting her stay in her dream, and becoming a loving couple with me in the game, is actually accumulating Merit."

"So you do know you're a Pekingese, huh?" Song Shuhang quipped.

"Hehe, I'm not chatting with you anymore, watch how I clear this nightmare-level dungeon!" Pekingese Doudou's paws flew across the keyboard, and the game character, carrying the girl, was unstoppable in cutting down enemies!

Song Shuhang sighed inwardly, "By the way, Doudou, will you come with me to Lin Yao Village in Nanhua Lake City this afternoon?"

"Oh? You're going to pick up True Lord White? But I'm busy, I have to go with my wife to run a dungeon." Doudou refused without hesitation.

"Hmm, I think you shouldn't refuse me. Otherwise... hehe." Song Shuhang said calmly.

"Woof, are you threatening me?" Doudou turned around and said with dissatisfaction.

"Yes, that's right. I'm threatening you." Song Shuhang nodded, speaking honestly.

"Damn it, after I finish this book, I'll tell my wife before I go to Nanhua Lake City with you." Doudou sighed, "I'll take you to Lin Yao Village in Nanhua Lake City, and you have to show up in front of this girl for me tomorrow and chat with her."

"Okay," Song Shuhang.

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Two hours later.

After finally finishing talking to his wife in the game, Doudou went to the balcony and transformed into a five-meter-long giant Pekingese.

"Come on, get in and I'll drive you there; it'll be faster that way," Doudou said, dissatisfied.

"Hmm." Song Shuhang climbed onto Doudou's back. "Do you know the location?"

"I've traveled almost all over China, there's no place I don't know." After Doudou finished speaking, she let out a soft whistle, and mist surged from her body, enveloping Song Shuhang —as a demon beast, she couldn't be seen by ordinary people. But Song Shuhang had a human body, and if she didn't cover his body, Song Shuhang would be on the front page of the newspaper tomorrow.

Moreover, the fog can also protect Song Shuhang from the effects of high-altitude wind pressure and Cold Current.

"Hold on tight." Doudou leaped lightly and soared into the sky. It ran through the air, its speed not much slower than Su Clan’s Seven's Sword Flight.

After running for a while, four Wind-Fire Wheels slid out from under Doudou's feet, and her flying speed more than doubled.

In less than half an hour, Doudou had run 500 kilometers and landed in Lin Yao Village, Nanhua Lake City.

"Do you know where True Lord White is in seclusion?" Doudou, now the size of Little Pekingese, asked.

Song Shuhang took out the small green flute. "The True Lord Yellow Mountain gave me this. As long as I play it, I can contact the 'True Lord White'."

He put the small green flute in his mouth and blew hard.

A 'hum' sound emanated from the small green flute, but it was not a sound wave that could be heard by the human ear.

The sound waves traveled far and wide, quickly reaching a location in Lin Yao Village.

A moment later, a similar sound wave emanated from a point in Lin Yao Village and connected with the small green flute in Song Shuhang's hand.

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