Actually, the Entire Group Was Full of My Alternate Accounts!

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, after Snow Wolf Cave Master finished speaking, surprisingly no one from the senior members responded. Normally, given the personalities of the seniors, whenever someone started a conversation, a group of lurking seniors would suddenly appear. Was it really because Senior Northern River, who was always online, and Senior Three Waves, who was always courting disaster, were absent?

After losing these key online trolls, the group chat became much quieter.

This atmosphere made Song Shuhang feel very uncomfortable. He looked at the members showing as online on the right and found that only the group leader, True Lord Yellow Mountain, was online, while everyone else was offline—most of them were in stealth mode.

Bored, Song Shuhang casually sent a message: "Senior Yellow Mountain, what have you been busy with lately?"

Remembering that True Lord Yellow Mountain had said he had something to attend to and would come back in two months to pick up Doudou, Song Shuhang, who couldn't find a topic to talk about, casually asked about it.

"Hehe, we're waiting for an interesting fellow to break free from the seal," True Lord Yellow Mountain laughed.

As he spoke, he sent a screenshot.

That's a screenshot of the 'Chat Software Friend Log'. The account used to take the screenshot wasn't True Lord Yellow Mountain, but an account called 'Little Ziyan'.

The ID of the person who posted that diary entry was 'Daoist Cloudmist'.

Title: Hahaha, Yellow Mountain, you big idiot, you've suppressed me for two hundred years!

Content: However, I have finally cracked the principle behind your sealing technique and have begun calculating the method to break it! Soon I will be able to break this lousy seal and roam freely in the Carefree world again! Then, watch how I take my revenge on you! Hahaha, this time I will definitely not hold back!

This diary entry received a lot of likes.

Floor 1: The Daoist priest is finally about to break free from the seal. Two hundred years is truly amazing. We look forward to hearing more about your glorious deeds after you break free.

2nd floor: Is the Daoist priest's chuunibyou acting up again?

3rd Floor: The Daoist priest's story was the most exciting; I even considered adapting it into an online novel.

4th Floor: Master, you can't stop taking your medicine!

5th Floor: You can't just take medicine randomly. But if it's a Daoist priest taking the medicine, he'll definitely be fine. He'll be even cuter after taking it.

6th Floor: Master, is it really okay to publish such a private matter as breaking the seal so openly?

7th floor: Applause is due here...

There were hundreds more comments after that.

Song Shuhang read the content—it seemed this guy called 'Daoist Cloudmist' had been sealed away by True Lord Yellow Mountain for nearly two hundred years, and was finally about to break free, so he went online to post a diary entry to commemorate it? But unfortunately, True Lord Yellow Mountain's alt account discovered it?

"But, it's been sealed for two hundred years and is still sealed. How can it access the internet?" Song Shuhang asked.

Does the True Lord Yellow Mountain advocate treating prisoners well, and even send the prisoners he personally sealed away to safety through a net?

"Haha, let me explain it to you," True Lord Yellow Mountain said with a chuckle.

"This Daoist Cloudmist is an elder of the previous Empty Thieves' Sect. He's quite amusing. He was already Fourth-Grade Xiantian realm cultivator two hundred years ago. After being suppressed until now, his level should have increased considerably."

Two hundred years ago, he broke into one of my cave dwellings and stole all the treasures inside—that's fine, the Empty Thieves' Sect are just in this line of work, at most I'll catch him next time and beat him half to death.

But to my surprise, after stealing my things, he proudly spread the word everywhere, saying that my 'Sealing Art' and 'arrays' were terribly bad, and that breaking into my cave was child's play. He also said that with my skill level, even if I used my full strength in Sealing Art, he could break through in a matter of minutes.

Then... I did as he wished. I went to great lengths to capture him, and then used a huge meteorite as a seal, employing the 'Five-Finger Mountain Sealing Art' to seal and suppress him. This suppression has lasted for over two hundred years, and he still hasn't been able to escape."

Song Shuhang: "..."

So it turns out that bragging without thinking can have serious consequences.

True Lord Yellow Mountain continued, "A month ago, I calculated the time and felt it was about time to release him, so I secretly went to the Seal Land to visit him. But when I arrived, I found him breaking my 'Five-Finger Mountain Sealing Art,' which was quite interesting. I really wanted to know how long it would take him to break the seal I had set. So, I didn't interfere; I just wanted to be a quiet observer."

"Unfortunately, I can't be sure how long it will take him to break the seal, and I can't keep an eye on him the whole time. Firstly, I don't have the time, and secondly, if I keep watching him, he'll definitely sense it. So... I paid an ordinary human to pretend to be lost and enter the Seal Land."

"Daoist Cloudmist, who had been imprisoned for two hundred years, was also extremely excited to see a person. He used magic to bewitch the ordinary person, making him go to the Seal Land every day to learn about the changes in the outside world through this ordinary person."

"Seeing how interested he was in the outside world, the next day I had that ordinary person bring 'Daoist Cloudmist' a tablet computer with a SIM card that could access the internet. Of course, I had someone tamper with the tablet; it didn't have the function to download software or browse the web. It only had some single-player games for entertainment, and the only thing that Zheng Neng connect to the internet was a 'Type A chat software' that I had someone develop—I originally planned to perfect the software before transferring our 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' there. I didn't expect it to come in handy here first."

"That 'Type A chat software' is similar to the one we're using now, and the main server is in my hands. Therefore, Daoist Cloudmist is the only user of this software."

"Then, I created more than three hundred alt accounts and added Daoist Cloudmist as a friend. I also created a chat group, added Daoist Cloudmist, and had my 'avatars' chat with Daoist Cloudmist every day. The ordinary person was responsible for entering the Seal Land every day and telling Cloudmist some trivial news. He also brought a power bank to charge his tablet."

Upon seeing this, Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Then, over the course of a month, Daoist Cloudmist started learning how to chat. Since the only internet-connected device on that tablet was the 'Type A chat software' that I had someone develop, after getting tired of playing single-player games, he started bragging in the group every day, recounting his glorious past."

"I had my clones work together with Daoist Cloudmist. Some accounts mocked him for being an idiot, some praised him, and some flattered him for his good talk, so he wouldn't get bored. At the same time, I made Cloudmist believe that the 'friends' he chatted with were just ordinary humans."

"Then... today, Daoist Cloudmist posted this entry in the diary function of the 'Type A Chat Software.' I just used over a hundred alt accounts to like it and flood the chat with comments."

"..." Song Shuhang was speechless. How bored could True Lord Yellow Mountain be?

At the same time, he couldn't help but recall an old joke—"Kid, you think this group is really that lively? Actually, everyone in the group is my alternate account. It's just you and me in the whole group. Don't believe me? I'll switch to another account and say that to you again."

Daoist Cloudmist is now a true embodiment of this meme.

Over three hundred friends, all of them are True Lord Yellow Mountain's alternate accounts. True Lord is having a blast!

At this moment, the Snow Wolf Cave Master spoke up, "Senior Yellow Mountain, what if that Daoist Cloudmist isn't so foolish? Maybe he's already guessed the truth of the matter, and this past month has just been a game with you?"

After all, how many people who can cultivate to the Fifth-Grade Spirit Emperor Realm are truly idiots, unless they're genuinely lacking common sense?

Maybe Master Cloudmist is scrolling through 'Type A chat software' every day, secretly laughing at True Lord Yellow Mountain for being a fool?

"It's alright, I was just teasing him, wasn't I? Anyway, I had a lot of fun the whole time." True Lord Yellow Mountain laughed and said, "Anyway, I was going to let him out anyway—wasn't it interesting that he played with me for so long before escaping?"

The Snow Wolf Cave Master sent a prostration emoji. "Senior Yellow Mountain's realm is indeed high, I am convinced!"

Song Shuhang also copied the prostration expression—but, according to Doudou, True Lord Yellow Mountain is preparing to break through to the 'Seventh-Grade' Venerable Realm, is it really okay for him to still be so idle as to tease 'Daoist Cloudmist'?

Just then, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Shushan Yala Da suddenly spoke up, "Hehe, Xiaoxue, you're still alive?"

Isn't this my ID? I didn't post anything.

Song Shuhang immediately turned his head and looked at the computer.

Then, he saw True Lord White smiling at him— Song Shuhang hadn't logged off after downloading the files on his computer; the account 'Shushan Pressure' was still logged in. That message just now was from True Lord White!

"No way? "Song Shuhang opened his mouth. How long has it been since True Lord White first encountered a computer? He already knows how to use it and type?

Besides, weren't traditional characters used 150 years ago? How could our predecessors have mastered simplified characters so quickly?

Senior White, with your astonishingly fast learning efficiency, what are those savages on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, who are being beaten and forced to learn Chinese by the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman, supposed to think?

"Greetings, Senior White." The Snow Wolf Cave Master immediately realized that it was True Lord White speaking and quickly replied.

Shushan, feeling overwhelmed. "Then I'll come see you when I have time. Your wife is about to give birth to the wolf cubs, right?"

"Welcome to visit anytime, senior. The wolf cubs have already given birth to a litter," the Snow Wolf Cave Master replied. Whether he meant it sincerely or not, only he knew.

True Lord White scrolled through the group name cards in the Nine Provinces Number One Group and asked, "Why don't I see Six-Eared Sword Lord?"

True Lord Yellow Mountain sent a bitter smile emoji, "Thirty years ago, when Six-Eared Sword Lord was trying to break through to the Seventh-Grade Venerable Realm, he was plagued by Heart Demon and turned to ashes in the Tribulation Fire."

"Even the Six-Eared Sword Lord couldn't survive this calamity." Senior White sighed softly, resting his chin on his hand, his eyes glazed over, lost in thought.

Song Shuhang, who had been on Vigilance, immediately became extremely focused!

Make sure you're ready to offer a helping hand at any time—if Senior White were to use a "Flat-Ground Fall" move at this moment, the entire building would collapse!

Inside the dimly lit Southern River Grand Prison.

Zhao Bulu, a disciple of the Moon Saber Sect who had lost both legs, was sent to this prison.

He looked distressed at his fellow inmate, a burly Western man with a shaved head and six neatly arranged ring scars on his bald head...