A Journey Through the Universe by a Household Air Conditioner

The Sunflower Cultivator found a hotel and used the hotel's computer to view the information on the USB drive containing the past year's worth of "The Pressure of Studying Hard".

He started from the beginning, examining everything carefully, bit by bit, afraid of missing any useful clues.

However, after reading the materials for more than half a year—damn, it was just the life of an ordinary college student: studying, attending classes, making a few friends, getting good grades, occasionally playing games, and loving to go to the rental bookstore every day to borrow books...

This is a single young man who loves sports and excels in both character and academics.

But they couldn't find anything of value at all!

"The intelligence department tricked me?" The first thought in the Sunflower Cultivator's mind was that someone was setting him up. Fortunately, he patiently read through the information bit by bit, and it wasn't until he got to the intelligence from the most recent month that he found something.

According to the Intelligence Department of the Limitless Demon Sect, a month ago, a small group of cultivators in a nearby city seemed to have investigated the past of this person who was "under great pressure from books." But later... the leader of this small group of cultivators, the "Altar Master," died inexplicably, and the matter ended inexplicably.

According to intelligence from the 'Limitless Demon Sect', the body of the 'Altar Master' was eventually found on a subway train, where he had been brutally dismembered using exquisite swordsmanship. The murderer appears to be a Western monk, a First-Grade Cultivator considerable strength, who is currently imprisoned.

This is all the information the Limitless Demon Sect's intelligence network could find. After all, that 'small group of cultivators' was operating covertly at the time, and a month had passed, so they couldn't find any useful clues.

Next, "Book Mountain Pressure" got involved with Su Clan’s Seven and the younger generation of the Su Clan, participating in the "Moon Saber Sect" incident planned by Gongzi Hai. They successfully snatched the "Blood God Diamond" from Gongzi Hai's jaws.

Only these two incidents reveal a side of "the immense pressure of studying" that is not typical of ordinary people.

The Sunflower Cultivator stroked his chin, lost in thought.

"Of all this intelligence, only that small cultivator group might be of use. Those remaining in that group are mostly cultivators at the First-Grade, second or Third Aperture level, and their cultivation techniques are terrible. Perhaps I can use them. If I give them better cultivation techniques and resources, I might be able to subdue this small cultivator group!"

Even if this small group of cultivators could be of use, how would he deal with the seniors around him who were under immense pressure from the mountain of books?

Wait a minute... he seems to have forgotten something?

Holy crap!!!

Young Mistress Tang!

I had previously entrusted Young Mistress Tang to steal the Blood God Diamond from the home of 'Book Mountain Pressure'.

However, this person under immense pressure from books now has a terrifying senior cultivator by their side, and I forgot to remind Young Mistress Tang. If Young Mistress Tang were to sneak into this person's house to steal the Blood God Diamond, he would definitely be beaten to a pulp by that senior cultivator. He might even be locked in the basement and subjected to all sorts of torture.

The Sunflower Cultivator quickly grabbed the phone and dialed Young Mistress Tang's number. "Tangtang, I hope you don't act so soon! Answer the phone, answer the phone quickly!"

Sorry, the number you dialed is currently unavailable.

The voice on the phone made him realize the cruelty of reality.

No way! Could they have already taken action?

The Sunflower Cultivator's hand, gripping his phone, stiffened—should he go find Tangtang and bring her back?

However, the thought of that terrifying senior who could create a 'crater' in the ground even Flat-Ground Fall on his face cast a thick shadow over the Sunflower Cultivator's heart.

If you were to encounter that senior, the other party wouldn't even need to make a move; just wait until you get close, and he'd drop to the ground, and you'd be dead!

What to do?

Are we just going to stand by and watch someone die?

The Sunflower Cultivator looked utterly hopeless, helpless, and conflicted.

At this moment, he did not notice that behind him, a Pekingese Demon Hound calmly used its paw to turn off the video recording function of the DSLR camera. It used magic to cover its body and just followed the Sunflower Cultivator to record videos openly. After it had taken enough pictures, it leisurely left.

Mission accomplished! A brand new laptop is in hand. With my own computer, I no longer have to worry about Song Shuhang or Senior White fighting over it. I can play games with my wife anytime, anywhere!

Yeah!

What should I do to celebrate?

Let's go back and give Yellow Mountain Big Fool first, since it really isn't going to come and take it back.

I spat at his face. Was that suppressed 'Daoist Cloudmist' more important than me, who ran away from home?

What should we do next?

Hmm, I'll have to think of something fun to do when I get back. A virtual wife in a game can't be with her all day long; after all, normal people need to sleep.

And Yellow Mountain Big Fool still hasn't come to pick him up; he'll be bored to death if he doesn't find some fun...

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At this moment, in the Medicine Master's building.

Venerable White looked satisfied. A computer sat beside him, its screen displaying a diagram of an air conditioner's structure.

Then, the senior colleague disassembled the air conditioner's indoor and outdoor units, leaving a pile of parts on the floor.

"Human ideas are getting more and more interesting. Although cultivators don't need air conditioning, it's an essential item for ordinary people in the sweltering summer. How interesting! This era is truly a wonderful era. There are just too many things worth dismantling!"

"Well, let's put the air conditioner back together before young friend Song Shuhang wakes up." With that, Venerable White began assembling the indoor and outdoor units of the air conditioner again. This time, he learned from his previous experience and carefully memorized every step of the disassembly process.

Soon, both the indoor and outdoor units of the air conditioner were assembled.

"Not a single part was left this time. Sure enough, as long as I do it carefully, there won't be any problems!" Venerable White said confidently as he carried the indoor and outdoor units of the air conditioner back to the second floor, reassembled them, and then plugged them in.

Senior White turned on the air conditioner with the remote control, looking completely confident!

About five or six seconds later.

Crackling sounds... the familiar crackling of electricity, followed by a plume of black smoke.

The air conditioner burned out too.

Venerable White froze for a moment, then quickly turned off the air conditioner.

"How could this happen? I followed the steps exactly, without a single problem! Why did it burn again?!"

The senior colleague was extremely distressed.

At the same time, he secretly glanced into Song Shuhang's room, where his young friend Song Shuhang was still sleeping soundly.

"There's no other way, I'll have to replace the air conditioner's function with another array!" Senior White rubbed his hands together, disassembled the air conditioner again, and prepared to inscribe a 'Spirit-Gathering Formation' inside, as well as an array that could automatically adjust the surrounding temperature.

However... just as he was about to inscribe the formation, he suddenly thought of something else.

"Wait a minute—I don't think I've ever learned a formation that can 'automatically adjust the temperature'!" Senior White was stunned.

Because once a cultivator opens their Heart Aperture, they possess the ability to automatically regulate their body temperature, so they don't need this kind of 'automatic temperature regulation' formation at all!

"What should we do?" Senior White looked at the air conditioner guiltily.

After thinking for a moment, he quietly disassembled the air conditioner again, packed it into a box, and carried it down to the yard.

Then, he casually broke off a tree branch in the yard, shaved it into the shape of a sword, and carved several complex formations on it.

Finally, a wisp of spiritual energy was poured into the wooden sword.

After a series of steps, the ordinary wooden sword was transformed into a wooden sword that shimmered with seven colors!

Senior White murmured, "Haha, it's been so long since I've made one, my skills have gotten rusty."

Single-Use Flying Sword 004 Edition!

As the name suggests, this is a single-use flying sword, created by Senior White.

Next, Senior White moved the packaged air conditioner onto the wooden flying sword.

He made a Sword Formula and unleashed his Sword-Controlling Art: "Go You!"

The 'Single-Use Flying Sword 004 Edition' took off, carrying the packaged air conditioning unit, soaring higher and higher into the sky.

Flying and flying, it turned into a block of ice after reaching a certain altitude. But the flying sword's speed was unaffected, continuing to maintain a speed that wouldn't 'ignite from friction', leisurely passing through the atmosphere.

Finally, it flew into space, beginning its long journey of wandering in the universe...

As long as the spiritual energy in the 'Single-Use Flying Sword 004 Edition' is not completely exhausted, and it doesn't collide with natural disasters such as stars, black holes, or meteor showers, this household air conditioner will become the first household air conditioner on Earth to undertake 'space travel'.

Well, actually before it, there was a luxurious royal carriage, three mechanical dragons, two mechanical elephants, a giant Snake Demon that had offended Senior White, a sophisticated seismograph, and so on. They traveled on the 'Single-Use Flying Sword 001 Edition', 'Single-Use Flying Sword 002 Edition', and 'Single-Use Flying Sword 003 Edition' respectively, and with Senior White's help, they embarked on their tragic cosmic journey.

Regarding sending these things into space, Senior White said he has a lot of experience. He can now guarantee that the speed of the flying sword will not be controlled so that these things will not catch fire due to friction before they break out of the atmosphere, nor will they suddenly fall back to Earth due to insufficient power.

A single Sword-Control Formula can easily launch a cosmic journey.

After doing all this, Senior White secretly wiped away a bead of sweat.

Then he returned to the second floor and inscribed an illusion array where the air conditioner had been.

In no time, a lifelike 'air conditioner indoor unit' appeared in its original position.

Then, Senior White inscribed another illusion array outdoors, and a lifelike 'air conditioner outdoor unit' appeared in its original position.

"Haha, all done."

"Next, in a few days I'll go to the fellow Daoists in the group to exchange some money and secretly buy an air conditioner to install. For now, just make do with it." Senior White chuckled dryly, hoping that Fellow Song Shuhang wouldn't notice anything amiss in the next few days.

I shouldn't be discovered, after all, my illusion skills are quite good.

Hehehe~

After finishing inscribing the formation, Senior White felt a little guilty and took his laptop back to the room Song Shuhang had arranged for him on the third floor.

However, once he returned to the third floor, he saw the color TV in his room.

He couldn't help it; his hands began to itch.

Three minutes later, Senior White gritted his teeth and said firmly, "It's okay, taking apart one is the same as taking apart two! At worst, I'll just buy a whole new set later!"

Then, with a happy expression, he disassembled the color TV...

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At this moment, Song Shuhang was already fast asleep.

Because of excessive mental exertion, my sleep quality is exceptionally good.

A small black dot suddenly appeared above Song Shuhang's head while he was sleeping.

The small black dot quickly coalesced into a black spirit, emanating a strong aura of resentment...