Empty Thieves' Sect's Young Mistress Tang

You're disgusting! Doudou must have been watching too many inappropriate movies lately.

Just as Song Shuhang was preparing to put together an 800-word essay in his mind to condemn Doudou, his cell phone rang in his pocket.

Upon opening the call, I found it was from the group admin True Lord Yellow Mountain.

Song Shuhang answered the phone and asked, "Senior Yellow Mountain, what's the matter?"

"Haha, didn't I tell you before that I ordered a batch of cars for you and Venerable White? Thirteen cars have already been transported to a designated underground parking lot near Jiangnan University Town, and the rest will be delivered within a month. Someone will call you in a little while, and you can go and pick up the cars whenever you want. I've already booked the entire parking lot, so any empty cars can just park there." True Lord Yellow Mountain's hearty laughter rang out.

Song Shuhang's heart skipped a beat. After getting his driver's license, he naturally wanted a nice car. Besides speeding through the blue sky, a luxury car was also one of a man's dreams. "No problem, I'm ready to go anytime!"

True Lord Yellow Mountain lowered his voice again and asked, "There's something else. Is Venerable White with you?"

"No, I'm on my way home from school," Song Shuhang replied.

"Then I'll ask you. Have Venerable White's luck improved recently?" True Lord Yellow Mountain asked softly.

"Luck, it seems Senior White has been having quite a bit of luck lately," Song Shuhang nodded.

For example, I won the grand prize in the lottery outside the electronics market. Another example is when I made a contract with a 'Spirit Ghost', the corpses of rogue cultivators flew in from the sky and dropped a flying sword and Ancient Copper Ring.

That flying sword is now perfect for Venerable White to use for transportation.

"Hmm, it has indeed begun. Be careful, young friend Shuhang! The better Senior White's luck is, the more careful you should be," said True Lord Yellow Mountain.

"Be careful? Why?" Song Shuhang asked, puzzled.

"To put it simply, imagine a meteorite suddenly falls from the sky and lands right next to Venerable White. Then, he breaks the meteorite open and obtains a lot of refining materials that cultivators can use. That's good luck, right?" said True Lord Yellow Mountain.

"Hmm." Song Shuhang nodded.

"What if that meteorite had almost killed you, who was next to Venerable White? Or what if you had been seriously injured?" True Lord Yellow Mountain asked in a low voice.

Song Shuhang immediately understood. "True Lord, do you mean... that Senior White's good fortune is often accompanied by misfortune?"

"That's not quite the right way to put it. A more accurate description would be 'Fortune favors the bold'! As long as you're careful, you can still reap considerable rewards," True Lord Yellow Mountain exclaimed.

"Okay, I understand." Song Shuhang nodded. Is this why the seniors in the group are avoiding Senior White?

"Finally, there's one more thing. It's also a piece of personal experience from a senior," True Lord Yellow Mountain said meaningfully. "Recently, you should chat with pretty girls more often, like that little girl Soft Feather in our 'Nine Provinces Number One Group.' Talk to her often and think about how beautiful she is. Or there's also the Fairy Lychee in the group. She recently came back from abroad and beat up a native deity who had offended her before. She should be online more often these days. Spend more time with her when you have time. She likes to take selfies, so you'll always see some of her pretty pictures. Look at them and think about how beautiful she is."

"Huh?" Song Shuhang was completely confused.

"It's nothing, just spend more time with pretty girls. Listen to your seniors, you can't go wrong!" True Lord Yellow Mountain said meaningfully, "Then it's settled. I'll hang up now."

Beep beep... True Lord Yellow Mountain hung up the phone.

Holding his phone, Song Shuhang said dejectedly, "That's why I always feel like the seniors in the group often only say half of what they mean and leave things unsaid. Why don't they just say things clearly?"

Doudou, standing below, turned her head and gave Song Shuhang a deep look before silently nodding. "It's okay, don't listen to Yellow Mountain Big Fool, he's too dirty-minded!"

Song Shuhang: "..."

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On the other side, in the Medicine Master's apartment building.

The Venerable White leaned against the white wall, striking a cool pose. "Is this alright?"

"Yes, yes, that's the pose!" In front of him was a woman in her early twenties wearing a police uniform, holding a DSLR camera in her hands, and she swallowed hard.

She was the staff member from the Neighborhood Office responsible for processing the 'temporary residence permit' for Venerable White.

After snapping three photos of Venerable White, she licked her lips and said, "One last pose. After that, I'll choose one to process your temporary residence permit!"

"Oh, okay. But do I need so many photos to apply for a temporary residence permit?" Although the Venerable White was puzzled, he still cooperated and made a cool pose with one hand on his forehead.

"Yes, yes! I must make the most perfect temporary residence permit!" the policewoman said earnestly, flipping through the photos in her DSLR camera; there were about twenty of them.

What a pity! I really wanted to take more pictures. She even wanted to capture this man named 'Song Bai' in her camera and take him home—he's so handsome! She could brag about him to her female colleagues for ages.

Song Bai, that is the current name of Venerable White.

Because Venerable White only had the single character 'Bai' in his name, it wasn't convenient to use it as an ID card. Therefore, when the Snow Wolf Cave Master made his ID card, he casually added the surname 'Song' to it.

After reluctantly taking the last photo, the policewoman left her contact information and said, "Mr. Song Bai, I should be able to deliver your temporary residence permit in two days at most! If you need it urgently, feel free to contact me anytime, and I can get it for you ahead of time!"

"Thank you." Venerable White smiled slightly at the policewoman.

The policewoman, blushing, carried her DSLR camera and her heart pounded. She glanced at Venerable White several more times, reluctantly leaving the Medicine Master's apartment building.

Venerable White secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Throughout the entire photo shoot, he had carefully controlled his aura to prevent his innate 'charm' from leaking out. He was exhausted.

After the policewoman left, Venerable White came to the small courtyard and took out a large box.

This is... the 'spoils' he'd accumulated after his hard work yesterday and this morning. Besides the large-screen TV, water dispenser, speakers, rice cooker, and induction cooker from this morning, there's now a range hood, microwave, and soy milk maker...

If the policewoman hadn't arrived early in the morning, he would have dismantled even more things.

Of course, after these things broke, he carefully inscribed illusion arrays on the spot. No one would notice anything amiss for a short time—hopefully, young friend Song Shuhang wouldn't notice anything unusual!

Let's get rid of these things while Song Shuhang is still away!

Meanwhile... a slightly chubby girl was sneaking closer to the Medicine Master's Mansion, carefully breaking through the defensive array—it was none other than Young Mistress Tang of the Empty Thieves' Sect.