Ah~ That Familiar, Miserable Scream!

King Doudou: "I don't care! Everyone around me, Senior Venerable White and Song Shuhang, has learned to drive and even got their licenses. I'm the only one who doesn't! Doesn't that make me look like an out? Whatever, I don't care anymore! You absolutely have to get me a license. I want to get in the car and learn to drive! Yellow Mountain Big Fool, did you hear me?"

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "..."

[System message: (******) King Doudou has been banned from speaking by the group owner True Lord Yellow Mountain for 1 day.]

Doudou gave a cold, arrogant snort, "You think silencing me will work?"

It slapped its paw and expertly flipped to the private chat page. "Yellow Mountain Big Fool, Yellow Mountain Big Fool..."

I can't chat in the group, but I can still use private chat!

Then Doudou continued, "I need to drive, please say yes! Please!"

"Stop joking, how can a Pekingese like you learn to drive?" True Lord Yellow Mountain said.

"You Yellow Mountain Big Fool, you're bullying a dog!" Doudou said angrily and resentfully, "So what if Pekingese? I have paws to hold the steering wheel, and if I grow bigger, my feet can reach the brake and accelerator! I've read a lot of driving theory these past few days, and I've memorized all the traffic rules. I can do it!"

Song Shuhang turned to look at Doudou's computer screen. Now that he had gained Eye Aperture, his eyesight was incredibly sharp. He had witnessed the entire conversation between Doudou and True Lord Yellow Mountain.

Upon seeing this, he immediately pictured an enlarged Pekingese sitting in the car like a human, its paws on the steering wheel, driving with an air of seriousness. Its two legs could even operate the clutch, accelerator, and brake...

The scene was absolutely stunning...

Putting everything else aside, if it were to drive on the road, it would scare a whole bunch of people to death.

The traffic police officers simply didn't dare to stop it—would you risk your life to stop a dog driving a car? Are you out of your mind? What if you get hit and poop on it? Who would pay for it?

"In short, no means no. Wait until you've condensed your Demon Core and can transform into human form before we talk about learning to drive. Otherwise, forget about it!" True Lord Yellow Mountain said firmly.

"Yellow Mountain Big Fool! Yellow Mountain Big Fool! Yellow Mountain Big Fool!" *23

Doudou started spamming the screen in dissatisfaction.

True Lord Yellow Mountain sent a cold laugh emoji, "If you keep making noise, I'll kick you out of the Nine Provinces Number One Group and mark you as a user who will refuse to join the group again!"

"..." Doudou's hand, which was scrolling through the screen, stopped.

After a long while, it raised its head at a forty-five-degree angle, its face full of melancholy and loneliness...

Song Shuhang thought Doudou was about to give in.

But then Doudou sighed, "Yellow Mountain Big Fool, you're forcing Doudou to unleash my ultimate move!"

Then, Song Shuhang saw that it had taken a screenshot of the chat history between True Lord Yellow Mountain and him, and then skillfully pulled up a member in the friend list.

The Fairy Lychee is that beautiful ＠＃％×Fairy who loves taking selfies.

Then, Doudou sent a private message to the Fairy Lychee: "Sister Fairy Lychee!"

Accompanied by a silly grin emoji.

"Oh, it's Little Doudou. What brings you to message me today?" Fairy Lychee sent a sweet smile, clearly showing her fondness for Doudou.

"Um... I'm here to complain. True Lord Yellow Mountain bullied me, I'm so wronged!" Doudou sent a tearful emoji, and then sent a few screenshots of the chat history between True Lord Yellow Mountain and Fairy Lychee.

This is what Doudou's screenshot looks like.

[King Doudou: "I need to drive, please say yes! Please!" Hmm, what a gentle tone?]

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "Stop joking, how can a Pekingese like you learn to drive?"

King Doudou: "What's wrong with Pekingese? I have claws to grip the steering wheel, and if I grow bigger, my feet can reach the brake and accelerator! I've watched a lot of driving lessons these past few days, and I've memorized all the traffic rules. I can do it!"

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "No way!"

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "If you keep arguing, I'll kick you out of the Nine Provinces Number One Group." (with a sneer emoji)

Yes... Doudou erased all the content of her cursing True Lord Yellow Mountain, leaving only True Lord Yellow Mountain's cold and indifferent expression.

The Fairy Lychee quickly replied with an 'angry' emoji.

Then, she replied to Doudou, "How dare the True Lord Yellow Mountain treat you like this! Doudou, you wait, I'll get justice for you!"

After saying that, the Fairy Lychee logged off!

Doudou continued to gaze at the sky at a 45-degree angle, a look of melancholy mixed with smugness on her face. "Sigh, when will this cycle of revenge end? Why bother?"

When Song Shuhang saw this, he felt like his eyes were going to go blind!

Doudou has once again successfully lowered Song Shuhang's definition of 'cute pet' to a new low.

"I will absolutely, positively never raise any demonic pets again! "Song Shuhang vowed in his heart.

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At this moment, the sixty-ninth peak of the Limitless Demon Sect, 'Demon Throat Peak'.

Gongzi Hai sat quietly by the sea of clouds, one hand supporting his chin.

Amidst the sea of clouds, Zheng Neng sweating profusely, practicing basic sword techniques again and again, honing his physical skills.

The sea of clouds churned, Devil Lord Anzhi's true form emerged from it.

"Jing Mo is in trouble," Devil Lord Anzhi said directly after appearing.

Upon hearing this news, Gongzi Hai's expression subtly stiffened. "I remember that when Jing Mo went out this time, his master gave him a Talisman Treasure for the 'Blood Escape Technique', right?"

That was supposedly a top-tier escape technique capable of even escaping from Sixth-Grade True Lord, yet Helm Master Jing Mo couldn't escape unscathed?

What kind of enemy did he encounter?

A peak Sixth-Grade True Lord? Or a terrifying Seventh-Grade Spirit Venerable?

Zheng Neng stopped practicing his swordplay, wiped the sweat from his face, and flew closer to Devil Lord Anzhi on his sword. "Was Jing Mo careless and didn't have a chance to use the 'Blood Escape Technique' Talisman Treasure? Or was he forcibly captured?"

"Jing Mo wasn't careless this time. When he dealt with that 'Book Mountain Pressure', he even brought along his friend, Half-Gourd Daoist. At that time, Book Mountain Pressure was all alone, without any senior cultivators by his side. That was truly a good opportunity to deal with him," Devil Lord Anzhi sighed.

"Half-Gourd Daoist? Is that the famous rogue cultivator? His gourd is quite troublesome." Zheng Neng frowned and said. He had heard of the Half-Gourd Daoist's name when he was in the Immortal Farmer Sect. This Half-Gourd Daoist's strength was mediocre, but with that gourd, he managed to become a top-tier existence among Fourth-Grade Cultivator.

"But this Half-Gourd Daoist, whom even we found troublesome, was killed by a magic weapon used by 'The Pressure of the Mountain of Books,' and his body was shot to an unknown location." Devil Lord Anzhi recalled the scene his clone witnessed and still felt a lingering fear.

His clone didn't even see what kind of magic weapon the "Book Mountain Pressure" was using; he could only see a beam of light, moving at incredible speed! Then, Half-Gourd Daoist was killed.

Devil Lord Anzhi put himself in the other person's shoes and realized that if he were in the position of Half-Gourd Daoist, he wouldn't be very confident of surviving that magical artifact either.

Gongzi Hai narrowed his eyes and guessed, "I think that magic weapon can't be reused, right? Otherwise, Jing Mo would definitely use the 'Blood Escape Technique' to escape immediately. And 'Book Mountain Pressure' is only First-Grade Cultivator; his reaction time is slow, so he definitely wouldn't be able to intercept him!"

"Yes, after 'The Pressure of the Mountain of Books' used his magic weapon, he had no power to resist. He was hit by Jing Mo's Jing Mo twice and almost died. However, Jing Mo did not expect that 'The Pressure of the Mountain of Books' also had a magical escape technique, which was extremely fast when used. Even Jing Mo had to unleash his full power to keep up with the Escape Light. My clone could not keep up with the speed and could only watch them disappear into the distance." Devil Lord Anzhi sighed.

Zheng Neng nodded and said, "The pressure at the Book Mountain is immense, and you've met many senior cultivators. It's not surprising that you possess one or two escape techniques. Jing Mo's brain isn't very sharp after all; he didn't even take precautions."

"I don't know what happened after that. But not long after... I received definite news that Su Clan’s Seven had captured Helm Master Jing Mo Su Clan, alive and brought him back to the Heavenly River Su Clan." Devil Lord Anzhi's lips twitched.

The Heavenly River Su Clan is a powerful family no less formidable than the 'Limitless Demon Sect', and they possess a multitude of methods. After Helm Master Jing Mo is captured and brought back, he will likely reveal a great deal of information about the 'Limitless Demon Sect'.

Gongzi Hai tapped his thigh lightly with his fingers and replied, "It's alright. Jing Mo doesn't know much. The Heavenly River Su Clan can't get much information from him... Also, I'll contact the branch members who originally belonged to 'Jing Mo' and have them retreat as soon as possible to avoid retaliation from the Heavenly River Su Clan. A-Qi's strength is arguably the strongest among Fifth-Grade combatants; no branch can withstand his wrath."

"If I had known, you shouldn't have chosen Su Clan’s Seven," Devil Lord Anzhi sneered.

"No... I'm actually quite glad I chose A-Qi as my role model. He will be a huge spur and motivation on my path to success. Between him and me, only one can survive in the end. With this kind of pressure, I can grow faster!" Gongzi Hai laughed. He got up and leaped into the sea of clouds, heading towards the Limitless Demon Sect's communication array with the outside world.

"A madman," Devil Lord Anzhi murmured.

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Two more hours passed.

Venerable White: "Thump thump thump thump..."

Beside him were three large boxes of bayberries... The box that Song Shuhang brought back had long been eaten. During that time, he also Sword Flight to Luoxin District in Jiangnan University Town and bought four boxes of bayberries in one go.

Venerable White stood up and said to Song Shuhang, "The flying sword is almost here. Come with me and receive it."

"Alright!" Song Shuhang jumped up.

The auxiliary exercise of the Vajra Foundation Fist is the Unmoving Vajra Body.

Judging from the name, it sounds like a very brutal cultivation technique. However, this is an auxiliary technique that can further strengthen his physical body and accelerate the opening of First-Grade acupoints, which is a technique he urgently needs.

The Venerable White pointed one finger towards the sky, with a faint white light shimmering on his finger.

Soon, a small black sword appeared in the sky and shot towards Venerable White.

Faintly...

Song Shuhang seemed to hear a scream.

The frequency of those screams... it's all too familiar.

This scream of "Ahhh~ Ahhh~", with a pause after every two "ahs" - was exactly like the screams he made when he was sent to his maternal grandfather Tubo's house in J City by the disgruntled Senior White, the "Flying Sword Person-Delivery".

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