Venerable White: I'll Repair This Huge Hole!

Senior White's lapse in concentration is a terrifying thing, because every time he loses focus, there is an 80% chance of triggering the 'Flat-Ground Fall' skill.

This skill is terrifying! Even in the magical world, it's second only to forbidden spells!

What's even more frightening is that Senior White's lapses in concentration are unpredictable. One moment he might be chatting and laughing with you, and the next he might suddenly drift off into a daze.

Like now, I was laughing just a moment ago, and suddenly I'm spacing out.

"We're going to crash, Senior White! We're going to crash! Wake up! Turn around... Ahhhhh, there's no way to avoid it!" Song Shuhang wanted to cry.

At the same time, he also saw clearly what he was about to crash into.

It was an enormous cylindrical metal object with four fan-like blades on each side, looking incredibly cool.

Artificial satellite?

No, artificial satellites aren't that big. This behemoth is over fifty meters long and nearly a hundred meters wide! It's brimming with science fiction flair; it's a masterpiece of modern humanity!

"Could it be a space station?" A thought flashed through Song Shuhang's mind.

It's over!

If it were a man-made satellite, even if it were damaged, at most Senior White could destroy the evidence and send it far away.

Losing a satellite might affect functions like weather forecasting or mobile phone communication, but the likelihood of people dying is low.

But the space station is different. Astronauts are always stationed there, conducting research and performing routine maintenance. What if it gets damaged... what will happen to any astronauts conducting research inside?

Senior White was still lost in thought.

Boom~~

The flying sword slammed into the space station, creating a large hole on its right side—the sound was imagined by Song Shuhang himself, as sound cannot travel in a vacuum.

In space, any impact can be fatal. Even a tiny piece of space debris the size of a pill can destroy a satellite upon impact.

Now, the helicopter shell beneath my feet is crashing into the space station at high speed and with full force. It will definitely blow the entire space station up like a bullet piercing a soda bottle!

Just as Song Shuhang was filled with worry, suddenly, the outer layer of the 'helicopter-style flying sword', the shield that Venerable White had set up in advance, actively expanded to its fullest extent!

This shield became a powerful buffer between the space station and the 'helicopter-like flying sword'. After the helicopter shell punched a hole in the space station, it stopped causing further damage.

Then, the flying sword seemed to run out of power and slowly came to a stop...

It's over?!

The space station is not completely destroyed!

Song Shuhang secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Song Shuhang looked again at the huge hole in the space station before him, and rubbed his face hard—what to do? What to do next?

If this space station were to be destroyed because of this hole, it would definitely be the most costly traffic accident in history.

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On the other side, twenty minutes ago.

On the space station.

A bald man, dressed in a thick spacesuit, asked in a sigh, "Anthony, how long have we been on this space station?"

"Oh, Akuro, we've been stuck in this damn place for five whole months! But today we're finally going home." Another man, younger than us but with a full head of white hair, replied with a smile, "We've completed nearly sixty experiments here, which can be considered a complete success. Finally, I don't have to face your bald head every day anymore!"

"Me too, I'm getting tired of seeing your white hair for five months straight," Akuro laughed.

The two joked around as they put on their spacesuits.

Now all that's left is to wait for the manned space shuttle to come and take them back to Earth.

After spending five whole months in this damn place, even Anthony, a research fanatic, was starting to feel the strain. Thankfully, the hard times were finally over.

The two waited a long time on the space station, but the space shuttle they had been waiting for never arrived.

Suddenly... the space station shook violently, as if it had been hit by something.

"Oh God, damn it. What's going on?" Anthony yelled.

"Is it a manned spaceship coming? But there was absolutely no notification or signal!" the bald Akuro shouted.

"Did we crash into something? Check the security camera footage!" Anthony yelled. This was outer space! If something went wrong in space, they'd both be dead for good.

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The violent impact finally brought Venerable White back to his senses.

"Oh, why did you get distracted?" Senior White patted his cheek sheepishly. "Hmm, where were we? Oh, now that we've entered space, we should look for small meteorites or something floating around so we can have a place to land?"

"No need, senior," Song Shuhang said with a dry laugh. "We've crashed into something. If I'm not mistaken, we've crashed into a space station."

"Ah, did you bump into something? Did you break it?" Senior White asked groggily.

Song Shuhang replied, "It didn't break apart; the target was quite large. Also, the shield activated when we crashed into it, and it seemed to have run out of power; it only created a hole."

"Oh, thank goodness, it's good that it didn't break." Senior White looked relieved.

"Yes, thankfully it didn't break," Song Shuhang sighed inwardly.

At this moment... Instructor Little Li, who was in the passenger seat, woke up groggily once again.

When he woke up, he found himself encased in a full spacesuit. Then—his hearing seemed to have returned! He could hear himself breathing.

However, he was still unable to move his body below the neck.

"Where am I?" Instructor Little Li asked, his voice trembling with tears, but his voice seemed unable to escape from his spacesuit; only he could hear his own.

At that moment, a voice appeared out of nowhere in his mind, bypassing his ears and resounding directly in his brain. "It's space."

A telepathic conversation? Little Li was startled. He turned around and looked around. Then, he saw the pitch-black universe and glittering stars...

Is it really in the universe?

What exactly happened?

No, let me sort this out properly.

Little Li recalled that today he had been teaching two special students and taking them to fly a helicopter. It was just an ordinary day.

Then, the first student, Song Shuhang, successfully flew his plane around the sky without any incidents, which is commendable.

Then, the second student, Song Bai, also took to the air in his plane.

Then... for some reason, my beloved helicopter seemed to break the sound barrier? The sonic boom was still vivid in my memory. And then, what did I do?

I went deaf, and then I fainted.

When I woke up again, I was already in space?

What the hell is this plot twist?! Even the most mediocre comedian wouldn't write a story with such an absurd twist, would they?

After a long pause, Instructor Little Li stiffly turned his head, looked at Venerable White beside him, and pleaded tearfully, "Mr. Song Bai, please let me go back?"

Although we don't know exactly what happened, everything is definitely related to Song Bai!

"Yes, I will take you back, don't worry!" Venerable White replied.

"Waaah..." For some reason, Teacher Little Li felt inexplicably sad and burst into tears.

Song Shuhang asked, "Senior White, what should we do next?"

"Hmm, I'll process Instructor Little Li's memories first, then let him stay on the plane. Then... I'll figure out a way to repair the huge hole we created in the space station!" Venerable White replied, and whether it was Song Shuhang's imagination or not, there seemed to be a hint of excitement in Senior White tone.

Wait, what did Senior White just say? He wanted to repair the space station?

No, absolutely not!

Senior White, who even managed to disassemble an air conditioner, no... it wasn't just the air conditioner; he disassembled every single appliance in his house once, but none of them survived unscathed. This was evident from the Medicine Master's apartment building that his entire family had renovated.

Senior White is a pro at disassembling computers, but he's completely hopeless at assembling them.

Therefore, Song Shuhang earnestly suggested, "Senior White, if it's just repairs, let the space station crew handle it themselves. I feel it would be better if we quietly withdrew first?"

"No, we have to clean up the hole we created," Venerable White insisted, adding, "I know what you're worried about, but you don't need to worry."

"I'm not the same person I was a week ago. After dismantling so many electrical appliances and various machines, I have a deep understanding of modern electronics and electrical products! A mere hole in a space station is nothing to me!"

"Even if I can't completely repair it, I still have magic! At most, I can use magic to plug the hole we made!"

The Venerable White looked confident.

--That's true. Even if it's not fixed, Senior White can use magic to plug the hole first. Then, the space station maintenance personnel can come and repair it themselves.

Song Shuhang nodded to himself, and as he thought this, he felt much more at ease.

Next, Senior White began to cast a spell on Instructor Little Li, erasing his recent memories.

"Don't kill me, don't kill me!" Little Li cried out inexplicably.

"Shut up, or you'll have too many memories erased if you keep yelling!" Senior White threatened.

Little Li's face turned deathly pale—memory deletion?

Immediately, he imagined many scenarios: for example, the protagonist being abducted by aliens and subjected to various terrifying experiments. After the experiments, the protagonist was brainwashed, had their memories erased, and was released back to Earth to continue living—but, because of the various terrifying experiments, the protagonist would often unknowingly go berserk and transform into a monster, devouring humans...

The unfortunate protagonist was once a flight instructor, affectionately known as Little Li by his colleagues.

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