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Chapter 223

True Lord Yellow Mountain's profound despair!

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After gritting his teeth, True Lord Yellow Mountain said in a deep voice, "Keep a close eye on the Pekingese in that helicopter, and then... don't let it have any more chances to come into contact with other aircraft! After it finishes this flight, keep an eye on it and make sure it stays put. I'll send someone to handle the rest."

Hopefully, Doudou won't cause too much chaos this time.

True Lord Yellow Mountain wasn't worried that the flight school staff would film the video and post it online.

Even if Pekingese flying a plane is filmed and posted online, people will assume it's computer-generated special effects; or they'll think it's an advertisement for a movie that's about to start filming.

Moreover, even if it really causes a huge mess, True Lord Yellow Mountain has a way to handle it—do you think this is the first time Doudou has caused trouble? You're too naive. Doudou has caused countless troubles before, and every time, True Lord Yellow Mountain has been quietly cleaning up its messes. True Lord Yellow Mountain is already very experienced.

Upon hearing True Lord Yellow Mountain 'True Lord Yellow Mountain words, Catherine breathed a sigh of relief and began to act according to his orders.

After hanging up the phone, True Lord Yellow Mountain immediately transferred the call to Song Shuhang.

Soon, a friendly system voice came through the phone. "Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily out of service. Please try again later."

Out of service area, really in space?

Shuhang and Senior White aren't here, how are we going to get Doudou down from the helicopter?

He does have a small team specifically tasked with handling Doudou's messes, but they are currently quite far from Doudou's location.

The True Lord Yellow Mountain said with distress.

Twenty minutes later, Venerable White piloted the Plane-Shell Flying Sword, once again passing through the atmosphere and returning to Earth.

Although the universe is beautiful and breathtaking, Earth is still the most reassuring place, Song Shuhang thought to himself.

"Senior, where are we?" Song Shuhang asked casually. With his current eyesight, he could only vaguely see the tall buildings below and patches of lights.

And it's already nighttime down there?

He remembered that it was morning when he and his seniors went to learn how to fly a plane.

"I don't know. I just randomly picked a spot after I saw Earth and crawled in. We'll know where we are once we land," Venerable White replied casually.

After a while, the two had descended to a certain altitude, Song Shuhang soon saw a very conspicuous building.

It was a tall statue of a goddess, dressed in ancient Greek style clothing.

The goddess statue wears a crown with seven spikes on her head, holds a torch aloft in her right hand, and a law book in her left. At her feet are broken handcuffs, shackles, and chains.

"The Statue of Liberty?" Song Shuhang broke out in a cold sweat. How did it end up in United States?

The Venerable White steadied his Plane-Shell Flying Sword, looked the goddess statue up and down, and said, "Oh, this is the famous Statue of Liberty from the internet. It's really ugly!"

"Ugly? No way, I think this goddess statue is quite nice." Song Shuhang stroked his chin, admiring the statue. He was a complete layman. But in his opinion, the statue really wasn't ugly.

As he spoke, Song Shuhang turned his head and glanced at Venerable White —holy crap, wait a minute. Venerable White's classification of 'beauty and ugliness' isn't based on his own standards, is it? If so, then the Statue of Liberty truly hideous.

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang suddenly leaned over and asked, "Senior White, do you think I'm handsome?"

Senior White paused for a moment, then burst into laughter. "Shuhang, you don't think my standards are too high, do you? No way, my aesthetic sense is about the same as the average person's... maybe a little bit higher. And, from my perspective, Shuhang, you're not bad looking, not ugly."

"Really? But I'm not ugly. In fact, I think I've become quite handsome lately," Song Shuhang said, stroking his chin.

Venerable White: "..."

"Haha, but knowing we're in United States makes it easier for us to get home. If we just keep going straight in that direction, we'll reach China," Song Shuhang, pointing in the direction of China and laughing heartily.

"Understood, then let's set off." Senior White flashed again, forming Sword Formula, and the Plane-Shell Flying Sword started up again, shooting forward.

During the flight, Song Shuhang had nothing to do, so he took out his phone and tried to connect to the internet. With millions of yuan in phone credit, international data charges were nothing to him.

Next, Song Shuhang uploaded several more photos to the Nine Provinces Number One Group space.

First, there were several photos of Senior White repairing the hole in the space station. In the photos, Venerable White looked very serious, connecting pipes and wires, busy as a bee.

Title: "The Senior White Works Hard Repairing Holes in the Space Station in Space."

The moment these pictures were posted, before Song Shuhang even had a chance to refresh the group messages, numerous comments from senior members of the group popped up below.

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "Young friend Shuhang, you really went to space? No wonder I couldn't reach you by phone earlier."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator then commented. "What I'm more interested in is, why did Shuhang and Senior White suddenly go to space to repair the space station? What happened?"

The Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman explained, "Hehehe, I remember today is the day that young friend Song Shuhang and Senior White went to learn how to fly together."

Mad Saber Three Waves: "You actually dare to learn to fly airplanes with Senior White? Tsk tsk tsk, this is practically courting death! Who else in the world can fly an ordinary plane into space but Senior White? Little friend Shuhang, I recommend you buy some personal insurance, you'll need it."

Drunk Moon Hermit: "So that's how it is. He learned to fly from Senior White and then went to space. Also, Brother Three Waves, I feel that the one who sought his own death wasn't young friend Song Shuhang, but you! Don't you know that Senior White has also joined the Nine Provinces Number One Group? Hehehe."

Medicine Master: "Hehehe."

Copper Trigram Immortal Master: "Hehehe!"

Su Clan’s Seven: "Hehehe!"

"What the hell?!" Mad Saber Three Waves yelled in a frenzy, "Senior White joined the group, so he'll see my comment Senior White? Damn it, how do I delete the comment? Stop laughing, teach me how to delete it!"

The Dharma King Creation, "Hehehe, I don't know how to delete it, but I can teach you a method: you can search online for methods to delete it."

Snow Wolf Cave Master: "Hehehe, although I know how to delete it, I don't want to tell you."

Mad Saber Three Waves: "You bastards, don't let me run into you, or I'll make you taste the power of my Seventy-Two Swift Saber Techniques!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "I say, were we focusing on the wrong thing just now? I looked at the photos again and found a big problem—how did this huge hole in the space station appear?"

"Holy crap, right? How did that huge hole come about?" The Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman added a dumbfounded expression.

Medicine Master: "@I'm under a lot of pressure from studying, same question."

At that moment... an ID suddenly appeared.

Venerable White: "I accidentally crashed it with my helicopter, hahaha, but I've fixed it."

"Senior White is mighty!" Mad Saber Three Waves immediately offered a small compliment. He had just managed to delete his previous comment, and seeing Senior White himself online, he immediately launched into a sweet-talking remark.

"Yes, Three Waves. I saw your message just now." Venerable White sent a shy smiley face. "I saw it before you deleted it."

Mad Saber Three Waves: "..."

True Lord Yellow Mountain appeared, changing the subject. "Ahem, Venerable White, where are you and young friend Shuhang now? I need to speak with him about something."

Shushan, feeling immense pressure. "He should be in the United States, right? We're on our way back to China. Did Senior Yellow Mountain need something?"

"Hmm." True Lord Yellow Mountain sighed, "If possible, I would like to ask you and your senior to return to the flight school as soon as possible."

Venerable White: "What happened?"

"Doudou, you're flying a plane!" Although it was just a short sentence of seven words, everyone in the group could sense True Lord Yellow Mountain's deep melancholy from those seven words...

"That can't be right, Doudou was clearly staying home to watch the house!" Song Shuhang replied instinctively.

But as soon as he said that, Song Shuhang immediately thought of something.

He reached deep into his pocket, where there used to be a single Doudou hair. But now, the hair was gone.

Doudou!

Song Shuhang was both amused and exasperated.

"Doudou must have used some kind of magic to sneak up on you. Sigh, all in all, Doudou has caused you trouble again. Once you catch it, you can scold or beat it as you please, give it a good beating!" True Lord Yellow Mountain said resentfully.

You can hit me or yell at me all you want? But the question is, can I beat Doudou in a fight?

"I understand. Senior White and I will get back as quickly as possible," Song Shuhang replied.

After closing the group chat page, Song Shuhang looked at Venerable White.

Senior White Bai laughed heartily, "Then, hold on tight!"

"Heavenly Roc Escape Technique!"

The helicopter's outer shell extended a pair of wings resembling those of Heavenly Roc. With a gentle flap of the wings, the helicopter entered supersonic speed and sped away towards China.

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Meanwhile, inside the space station.

The Soyuz spacecraft successfully docked with the space station, ready to bring the two astronauts, Akuro and Anthony, back to Earth.

Where are Anthony and Akuro? Why aren't they responding to us?

"Let's go in and take a look. Are those two still doing experiments? Last time I picked up Anthony, he suddenly remembered he hadn't done an experiment and stayed in the lab, refusing to come out."

A moment later.

"Found them! Oh my god, Akuro and Anthony have fainted."

"What's going on? Damn it, what happened on the space station? Quick, check the video recordings!"

"The video recording has been deleted; several hours of footage are gone. What happened?"

"Oh my god, there's a huge hole in the space station... wait, it looks like the hole has been repaired?"

"Stop talking. Send Akuro and Anthony back to Earth first. They'll know what happened when they wake up."

Chaos reigned on the space station...

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