The One-Upmanship in Causing Trouble!
Upon closer inspection, it can be seen that Mr. Anthony's body is trembling.
Is Mr. Anthony agitated?
My Li Xihua, and I am a young, unmarried flight instructor at a flight school.
I'm very popular; at flight school, everyone affectionately calls me Little Li.
I've loved the blue sky since I was a child. When I was little, I longed to be a bird so I could fly freely in the sky.
I yearn so much for the sky... and above the sky, for the even more mysterious and vast universe!
After that, I began to strive for my goals.
When I grew up, I became a flight instructor at a flight school. I learned to fly airplanes and often soared in the blue sky. My childhood dream came true.
Then, I had a new dream: if I had the chance, I would like to pilot a supersonic aircraft and soar through the blue sky!
Because the helicopters I'm currently teaching fly are too slow, although they've fulfilled my dream of flying in the blue sky, I've never had the chance to fly freely in the sky.
And ultimately, speed is what drives a man's passion! Just imagine, an airplane breaks the sound barrier, roars into supersonic mode, and reaches speeds faster than sound itself—it's absolutely amazing!
Of course, this wish is basically impossible to fulfill, since I am just an ordinary private jet instructor and have no chance of flying a supersonic aircraft.
Actually... deep in my heart, in the deepest recesses, there is an even more absurd dream—I want to enter the universe and touch meteorites with my own hands.
I want to see what a space station looks like. I want to stand outside the atmosphere and see with the naked eye what the sun looks like, what the stars look like, what the moon looks like, and what the Earth looks like.
This dream is even more absurd.
But one day, I woke up to find myself in a metal cabin, wearing a spacesuit, falling toward the ground.
What's going on? Why am I wearing a spacesuit?
I have absolutely no recollection of this!
The metal capsule successfully landed, and I was completely weak. Then, two people came over, opened the capsule door, helped me and another astronaut up, and arranged for us to sit in chairs.
Ahead, there was a large group of blond, blue-eyed foreigners, cheering in English and shouting a name at me— Anthony, Anthony!
"Well then, welcome back the hero from the universe, first and foremost—Mr. Akuro!" a beautiful Western woman announced.
The crowd cheered.
The guy next to me in the spacesuit opened his helmet, revealing a bald head. He smiled, raised his hand, and enjoyed the cheers from the crowd.
Can anyone tell me what's going on?
Let me think about it—I remember that recently, because I was in dire need of a large sum of money, I took on a dangerous task from a flight school: to teach two novices how to fly a plane.
Those were two wealthy novices who, it's said, had never even touched a plane before, yet they wanted to fly. Taking on this mission meant risking their lives.
Then, as I recall, I met those two newbies. One was a shy-looking college student, and the other was a very handsome young man.
And then... my memory went completely Blank. I vaguely felt that a lot of things happened, but I had no memory of them; it was as if I had just taken a nap.
When I opened my eyes again, this was the scene before me.
At this moment, the beautiful foreign woman spoke up again, "And another hero— Anthony!"
"Anthony! Anthony!" The cheers from the surrounding crowd grew louder... Were they calling me?
Am I Anthony?
No, I am Li Xihua, flight instructor Li Xihua!
This is a huge problem; my body is trembling—if I were Li Xihua, where is Anthony?
If I were Anthony, why do I only have Li Xihua's memories?
"Don't worry, everyone. Anthony might not have adjusted to Earth's gravity yet. It's alright, please have a staff member help him open his helmet!" The bald man named Akuro said in English.
No, don't open my helmet! I roared inwardly.
However, I was too weak to move at all.
Two staff members approached me with smiles, helped me untie the connection between my helmet and spacesuit, and then lifted my helmet.
The next moment... the scene suddenly fell silent.
You could hear a pin drop!
The bald man, Akuro, gaped in disbelief. What was going on? Under the helmet wasn't Anthony, but a young man from the East!
What happened? Where's his old friend Anthony? Where did Anthony go?
What exactly happened on the space station? Why does he have no memory of it?
The onlookers rubbed their eyes hard—God, could anyone tell them where this young man from the East came from?
Where is Mr. Anthony?
This state, where you could hear a pin drop, lasted for a very, very long time.
For a long time, no one realized what was happening.
Jiangshui Civil Aviation Training Center.
"Pfft!!!" A flight instructor who was drinking water sprayed the water out of his mouth, then choked on it and coughed repeatedly.
He pointed his finger at the magnified face of the Asian man on the television screen.
"Little Li! This is Little Li, right? I'm not mistaken, this is definitely Little Li. He just got this hairstyle done with me at the barbershop the day before yesterday!" the flight instructor roared.
In fact, he didn't even need to remind them; the flight instructors around who knew Little Li were already stunned, their mouths agape, wide enough to fit a fist.
"What happened? Why is Little Li in the Soyuz return capsule after returning from the 'space station'? And why is he a hero returning from space?"
"Returned from space? Little Li just went out in a helicopter with those two rich guys a few hours ago. What kind of space is this?"
"Could he be a distant relative of Little Li? When he was introduced before, he was called 'Anthony'?"
"Impossible! If Little Li had such a relative, wouldn't I know? I'm the kind of man who wants to become Little Li's brother-in-law; I know every single one of Little Li's relatives like the back of my hand!"
"It's Little Li himself. Look at the mole under his left ear. Even if they were twins, it's impossible for them to have the exact same mole, right?"
The Jiangshui Civil Aviation Training Center suddenly became lively, with everyone talking at once.
Catherine was also staring at the television in front of her, but her thoughts were much deeper than those of the instructors—she was thinking about the young man named Song Shuhang.
Before boarding the plane, you must wear a spacesuit.
This strange behavior made Catherine think twice!
In the sky, Doudou's helicopter landed quietly, and employees quickly came forward to meet it.
Doudou jumped off the plane without any hesitation, and the staff nearby didn't stop it. Miss Catherine had specifically instructed that the Pekingese should not be harmed, and that it should be handled carefully to prevent it from coming into contact with other planes.
Song Shuhang stood on Senior White's flying sword, the two remaining invisible. Shuhang's gaze was fixed on the television screen being played at the Jiangshui Civil Aviation Training Center.
The television screen was filled with the stiff face of Instructor Little Li.
Song Shuhang was both amused and exasperated. He and Senior White were ultimately too late; Instructor Little Li had already been taken to Earth.
The Venerable White pointed at Instructor Little Li on the television screen and asked, "What should we do? Go and save him?"
"What can we do? We'll just have to deal with it!" Song Shuhang sighed inwardly, took out his phone, and dialed the number of True Lord Yellow Mountain.
Soon, True Lord Yellow Mountain answered the phone.
Song Shuhang said, "True Lord, Doudou has been received."
True Lord Yellow Mountain sighed deeply, "That's good. Keep an eye on it and don't let it cause any more trouble! I'll have someone handle the rest; it won't cause any problems, so don't worry."
"Then, the plane we were flying before has fallen apart and is now abandoned in the outskirts of Jiangnan City... Shall I send you the coordinates on a map?" Song Shuhang.
"No problem. The members who go to deal with Doudou's problem will also take care of the helicopter issue while they're at it," True Lord Yellow Mountain readily agreed, considering these to be minor matters.
With the abilities of the True Lord Yellow Mountain, it would be a piece of cake.
"There's one last thing," Song Shuhang said sheepishly, "Didn't the America send a Soyuz to the space station today to pick up two astronauts?"
"Is it the space station you guys crashed into? So what if you crashed into it? It's not a big deal. Nobody in the group invested in that space station, so don't worry," True Lord Yellow Mountain replied.
"Ahem, that's not what I wanted to talk about. Actually, for various reasons... we accidentally left our instructor, Little Li, who was in charge of teaching us how to fly, on the space station, and then brought back an astronaut named 'Anthony' who was originally on the space station. Right now, it's being broadcast live on TV; Instructor Little Li has been mistaken for an astronaut and taken to America territory, and he's being interviewed right now," Song Shuhang said with a dry laugh.
On the other end of the phone, True Lord Yellow Mountain vigorously rubbed his face.
They're all such troublemakers!
Not only did it cause trouble on the space station, but it also escalated all the way to the America on the other side of the world.
It feels like lately, fellow cultivators are getting better and better at causing trouble than ever before.
My head hurts so much, and my liver hurts too!
"Where is that Instructor Little Li now?" True Lord Yellow Mountain sighed and asked.
"The live stream showed him still sitting in the chair, looking like he was about to cry. Oh... it seems someone came to pick him up. I don't know if it was the FBI or the CBI, I couldn't see clearly," Song Shuhang said weakly.
"Wait here, I'll send someone to pick you up. You still have that 'Anthony' guy, right? I'll contact someone I know to get that Instructor Little Li out. But it might take a few days," True Lord Yellow Mountain replied.
"I'm sorry to have troubled you," Song Shuhang said apologetically.
"You've worked hard too." — True Lord Yellow Mountain, offering words of encouragement.
Song Shuhang looked at the television screen... hoping that Instructor Little Li would return safely after being taken away. He'd heard that America had rather extreme tastes, and since Instructor Little Li was rather handsome, his chastity was in question.
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