Ask: How Cool Is It to Drive a Walking Tractor? (Extra Chapter for Alliance Leader "You Hurt Me")

"We'll drive back ourselves? Great!" Senior White beamed. "Then I'll take it!"

"Yes, Wenzhou City isn't far, only a few hundred kilometers away. It'll be more convenient to drive back ourselves," Song Shuhang replied. "Let's choose a car with more space so we can fit our luggage."

Song Shuhang had a large box in his hand containing one million in cash, as well as pills, Overlord Shatter Saber, Soul Pearl, and Spirit-Vein Jade Tea, among other things.

"Well, actually I spotted one right away. Let's drive that one, I feel like it suits my taste!" Venerable White happily pointed to a domineering car.

Song Shuhang looked up, opened his mouth but no sound came out.

Which school is best for learning to operate an excavator? Look no further than Shandong, China... Pshaw!

"Senior White, that's an excavator, not a vehicle for transportation. It's a construction vehicle specifically for digging up the ground. If you're really interested, we can take it out for a spin in the back mountains after we return from Wenzhou City," Song Shuhang said with a wry smile.

Senior White had only recently emerged from seclusion. Although he had acquired a great deal of modern knowledge online, the information online was too disorganized. There was much he hadn't yet had time to learn about.

"Oh, what's that next to it? Is it also an engineering vehicle?" Senior White pointed to another vehicle, equally imposing and powerful.

"Yes, it's also a construction vehicle. This is a bulldozer, used for clearing land, road structures, or similar work. If you like, we can take it out for a spin when we get back." Song Shuhang sighed.

Then, before Senior White could point again, he took the initiative to introduce the third vehicle, "A tractor, wow... it's a walk-behind type. Uh, this is a transport model, usually used for transporting crops in rural areas, right?"

Song Shuhang wasn't quite sure—because although it was called an agricultural tractor, when he was a child, he saw these hand-held tractors carrying sand, cement, and the like, roaring past his house and leaving a trail of black smoke in the process.

Seriously, where did they get this antique True Lord Yellow Mountain statue? And it's brand new, for crying out loud! Did they have a factory work overtime to rush-produce it?

This thing is the kind that requires you to insert a tractor crank and crank it hard to start. If he remembers correctly, it's not allowed on most roads anymore, right?

Even in some remote areas, you can still occasionally see people using these hand tractors.

After looking around, Song Shuhang noticed a can of diesel fuel on the back of the tractor... Was it spare fuel? One can only say, the True Lord Yellow Mountain really came prepared perfectly?

"For transport? There's enough room for one person to squeeze in next to the driver's seat. The two of us can drive it! Let's take this one!" Senior White said excitedly. He immediately spotted these three imposing vehicles. The first two were construction vehicles, but this one could transport goods and carry passengers—it would be perfect for driving!

"No, senior. This car isn't allowed on the road anymore!" Song Shuhang exclaimed. "Let's find another one!"

"No, I've already chosen it. It's okay if it can't be driven on the road. I can draw an Invisibility Formation on the vehicle and remove it when we're almost at your house!" Senior White said, already sitting on the tractor.

He curiously gripped the tractor's handrail—compared to the steering wheel, this hand-held type had a unique charm.

It piqued his curiosity, and he decided he wanted this one!

"Senior, no, let's change to another car. This one can't go fast, at most thirty-something miles per hour!" Song Shuhang said urgently.

Even driving that woman's car back would be better; at least it would provide shelter from the wind and rain. This old-fashioned hand tractor doesn't even have a windshield in the front; it's just exposed and bare.

"It's alright, I can speed up if it's slow. I'm experienced this time, I definitely won't damage the car, at most I'll carve an array to reduce air resistance and lighten the vehicle's weight. It's fine, this one will do!" Venerable White had his eye on this one.

Song Shuhang racked his brains for a moment, then his eyes lit up and he said, "Senior White, our driver's licenses don't allow us to drive this type of car; we can only drive small cars."

Senior White pulled out his driver's license and looked at it. "Wait a minute, my driver's license is the kind that allows me to drive all types of vehicles."

Song Shuhang peeked out and saw that it showed A1 and A2 licenses. That is, the kind where you apply for an upgrade from A2, and then A1 and A2 are displayed on one driver's license.

True Lord Yellow Mountain, you've put a lot of effort into this preparation!

"Besides, since we're going to be invisible anyway, it doesn't matter if we don't have a driver's license," Venerable White laughed smugly.

Song Shuhang was speechless.

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In the end, Song Shuhang was still unable to change Senior White's choice.

The Venerable White has a particular fondness for this unique "hand-operated" vehicle. Look, even before the tractor has started moving, the Venerable White is already sitting in the driver's seat, gripping the tractor's handles with both hands, swaying rhythmically from side to side...

It's hopeless.

Seriously, am I really going to drive this thing back to Wenzhou City? Just thinking about it makes me cringe.

--If I had known, I wouldn't have given Senior White a choice. I could have just found any car and driven back myself.

Well, what's done is done, there's no way to resist, so we can only accept it.

Song Shuhang placed his suitcase at the back of the hand-held tractor, Instructor Little Li was also placed there.

He sat with Venerable White in front of the hand-operated tractor, casually tossing the 'vehicle registration certificates' for the more than thirty different models of vehicles that the True Lord Yellow Mountain's agent had given him into the small compartment next to his seat.

"Let's go!" Senior White declared with high spirits!

But.

After a moment, Senior White pressed some buttons on the hand tractor and asked, "Shuhang, how do you start this?"

"..." Song Shuhang sighed, took out the tractor crank, went to the front of the tractor, pressed the pressure reducing lever, and inserted the crank.

Then, Song Shuhang bent over, lifted his buttocks, gripped the joystick tightly, and started turning it with all his might.

He remembered seeing others start tractors when he was a child.

Sigh, needless to say, just imagining his current pose in his mind, it must be so beautiful that people dare not look directly at him.

"Boom boom boom..." The tractor was quickly started, emitting a plume of black smoke.

Wait a minute!

Did I just do something stupid? If the tractor wouldn't start, I could have just chosen another vehicle. Why did I have to be so forceful and crank the tractor to start?

Song Shuhang was on the verge of tears.

"Huh? You want to do it like that? Interesting! I'll try shaking it next time." Senior White laughed heartily.

"Hahaha." Song Shuhang chuckled dryly and pulled out the joystick.

"Let's go, let's set off!" Senior White called out.

While he was fiddling with the tractor handlebars, he had already practically figured out how to drive a tractor. After Song Shuhang got on the tractor, Venerable White started it and drove off, leaving a trail of black smoke as he sped out of the underground garage.

"Interesting. Although it's a bit slow, it feels much better to drive!" Venerable White commented.

It has to feel good to handle, it needs to be a grab handle, the front of the bike is so heavy.

--Oh well, tractor it is then. As long as Senior White has fun.

After driving out of the underground parking garage, Song Shuhang pressed the remote control for the garage door, and the garage door closed.

Senior White flicked his finger, activating the defensive array that had been set up earlier beside the garage. After all the cars were handed over, the security of the garage would be the responsibility of Song Shuhang and Senior White themselves, as True Lord Yellow Mountain's agent had mentioned before.

And so, Venerable White drove the tractor, carrying Song Shuhang and Instructor Little Li, heading briskly towards the flight school...

After driving out of the garage, you reach the main road.

Between 9 and 10 a. m. is the time when the street is most crowded.

Whether it was his imagination or not, Song Shuhang felt that he and Venerable White had become the focus of everyone's attention... Countless eyes were staring straight at him, it was so dazzling!

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Wenzhou City, White Whale Road.

Song Shuhang's hometown is here.

Today is Wednesday, but Dad Song took a day off from work and stayed home.

The main reason is that we have a guest coming to our house today, a rather important one, so Dad Song took the day off to wait for the guest to arrive.

"Old Lü hasn't come over yet?" Mom Song brought out a dish of spicy diced chicken from the kitchen and placed it on the table.

The table was already laden with seven dishes, but Mom Song was still trying to increase the quantity.

"That old man hasn't dared to come here for a whole year, and now he suddenly says he's bringing his son. Hmph, it's definitely not a good thing." Dad Song pushed up his glasses, looking very unhappy.

Then, with a look of disdain, he said, "I could guess his purpose with my toes—I heard his son dropped out of school a few years ago and made money in business. Now, he's definitely here to brag about his son's achievements. You watch, I bet you, the first thing he'll do when he walks in is boast about his son. And when he's going to brag about his son, the first thing he'll mention is his career, his luxury cars, his mansion, and so on—it won't be anything less than those things!"

"Heh..." Mom Song couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Didn't you start this yourself?"

Mom Song still remembers that last year, Song Shuhang worked hard in the college entrance examination and was admitted to the prestigious Jiangnan University.

Then, Dad Song took Song Shuhang to visit Old Lü every day.

As soon as he entered Old Lü, he started talking about how great his son's grades were, how promising he was, and how he got into Jiangnan University. Then he compared him to Old Lü's son who had dropped out of school, and the smug look on Dad Song was just so infuriating.

Eventually, Mom Song couldn't stand it anymore and firmly forbade Dad Song from taking Shuhang to Old Lü again, which brought Dad Song's boasting to an end.

After this incident, Old Lü, who couldn't find anything to brag about, stayed at home for almost a year, feeling depressed and unable to find an opportunity to show off to Dad Song. He was probably feeling extremely stifled.

Speaking of which, Old Lü and Dad Song have been best friends for decades, always comparing themselves to each other since they were children.

From height, to studies, to career, to wife, to son, whenever they are better than the other in any aspect, they gleefully run to the other to show off, taking each other's pain as their source of pleasure.

"Sigh, just thinking about what kind of luxury car that Old Lü's son will drive up in a little while later makes my liver hurt!" Dad Song said dejectedly...

Third update! Finished. This chapter is an extra chapter to thank the leader of the Fifth Alliance, 'You Hurt Me'! I'll continue working like crazy tomorrow. It's past midnight now, please vote for me to get on the recommendation list. Keep it up! Keep it up!