Racing God Lao Lü: My Back-My Life!

The mountain road on Ox Summit Mountain has been rebuilt to be extremely wide, practically designed for 'safe racing'... So even a tractor traveling at 150 km/h can speed along this mountain road for a while without incident, as long as you're careful and don't do anything reckless.

Now, Song Shuhang just hoped that Uncle Lü wouldn't do anything reckless while driving!

He was very worried because Uncle Lü had drunk quite a bit.

The thought of someone who's been drinking driving a tractor at 150 km/h is terrifying.

On the mountain road of Ox Summit Mountain, the tractor still maintained a significant lead over the three sports cars behind it.

Just then, Old Lü's bright voice came from the front of the tractor. "Old Song, we just overtook three sports cars?"

His voice was filled with disbelief.

"Ah, ah," Dad Song replied stiffly. His mind was filled with one question—where did Song Shuhang get this tractor? A tractor that travels over 100 km/h! Are you kidding me? This is a tractor, not a sports car!

"I overtook three sports cars in a row, and I was still going over 100 miles per hour. Hahahaha." Old Lü laughed maniacally.

Upon hearing this laughter, Lü Tianyou, sitting in the back of the truck bed, immediately felt uneasy—his father used to laugh like that quite often, usually in two different ways.

1: After Uncle Song came to visit and touched a raw nerve, his father would laugh hysterically for a long time after Uncle Song left. This is a case of laughing out of extreme anger.

2: His father went to Uncle Song's house and attacked him where it hurt. After succeeding, he would come home and laugh like this for a long time, laughing heartily.

But whatever the reason, his mind would go blank after his father let out that eerie laugh.

Sure enough, after laughing heartily, Old Lü sighed deeply, "So I was already drunk!"

Under what circumstances can a tractor travel at 100 km/h?

Under what circumstances can a tractor overtake three sports cars?

It only happens in dreams!

Or it could be due to excessive drinking, causing a hallucination while intoxicated!

At this point, Old Lü began to wonder if he had already drunk too much.

Hearing his father's words, Lü Tianyou immediately tensed up. "Dad, stay calm! Drive steadily, Uncle Song and I are still behind you."

"Don't worry, even when your dad's drunk, he's still a tractor driver!" Old Lü laughed hilariously, swaying back and forth with the vibrations of the tractor. "Old Song, let's get this party started!"

Then, Old Lü Lü started singing loudly. "The great river... flows eastward! The stars in the sky... mingle with the Big Dipper! Old Song, sing next! Let's get this party started!"

"Hey, you!" Dad Song roared, "Drive properly, watch where you're going, and don't drive recklessly!"

"Old Song, you just can't cooperate. At this moment, we're brothers, so we should take turns singing, one line after another, that'll be much more fun!" Old Lü shook his head...

As he swayed, he felt himself becoming somewhat drunk. Although his mind was clear, his hands were not as nimble as before, and his movements seemed to lag behind his thoughts.

However, Old Lü shook his head vigorously, forcing himself to say, "Old Song, you spoilsport! If you won't sing, I'll sing myself—let's go, let's go! You have it, I have it, everyone has it! When you see injustice, you roar! Waaaaaaah..."

It's not that Old Lü sang the cassette tape... He's sung this song for half his life, he knows it so well, he can sing it without even thinking.

The problem is that there's a sharp bend ahead, a U-shaped one, with a really big curve!

This caused Old Lü to start screaming halfway through his song.

Dad Song also saw the sharp bend. "Steady, Old Lü, steady down! Slow down the tractor! Hurry!"

"We've been braking for a while, but the speed hasn't decreased this quickly enough. We were going too fast!" Old Lü roared, frantically maneuvering the tractor to make a right turn, trying to make the tractor make a U-turn.

Due to nervousness, his waist instinctively and involuntarily tilted and twisted in the direction of the right turn.

As the front of the car gradually enters the curve, if we maintain this momentum, we can smoothly enter the U-turn.

Dad Song was behind them, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But just then, Old Lü suddenly cried out in pain, "Ouch, my goodness, I've strained my back!"

Although Old Lü is still as strong as a bear, his flexibility is not what it used to be. When turning, he was too excited and his waist instinctively twisted to the right, but the arc was too large and he strained his back!

The sharp pain in his lower back almost caused Old Lü to lose control of the tractor.

Suddenly, the arc of the turn changed slightly... It was only a small change, but the tractor they were sitting on was now speeding at 150 miles per hour!

At that immense speed, even the slightest tilt could lead to a completely different outcome!

From behind the truck bed, Dad Song shouted, "Watch out! Hold on tight! We're going to crash into the guardrail!"

"Damn it! If I hadn't strained my back, I could have easily made it through this U-turn!" Old Lü roared. The next moment, he endured the sharp pain in his back, slammed on the brakes, and regained his grip on the front of the car!

No wonder he's a 20-year Veteran Driver!

The tractor engine, despite its weakest point, was still managed to squeeze into the U-shaped lane!

As the cab was pushed in, the two wheels of the truck bed were almost lifted into the air, and through the powerful inertia, they were 'swinged' into the U-shaped passage!

If Venerable White hadn't attached 'Reinforced Vehicle Body' to the tractor, this powerful drift would have been enough to twist the tractor's rear trailer off and send it flying!

Now, thanks to the Reinforced Vehicle Body and the array formation, the tractor's cargo bed only emitted a screeching sound, remaining completely unharmed. Even the huge meteorite, the small box, Dad Song, and Lü Tianyou on the vehicle, protected by the array formation, only shook violently for a moment before remaining relatively stable.

Successfully passed the first U-shaped passage!

The people on the tractor all secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

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Behind them, three girls speeding along were hanging far behind the tractor.

All three of them clearly saw the tractor's spectacular "drift" into the U-turn.

How can I put it—absolutely stunning! This is practically a racing legend showing off his driving skills!

"Ya Ya, that Uncle Lü you mentioned has amazing driving skills! When he was speeding through the corner just now, although he slowed down a bit, he was still at least 120 miles per hour, right? That drift into the corner was so cool! He's definitely a driving god!" Little Wheat Ear shouted to Zhao Yaya through her headset.

"A tractor drifting! I just saw it. The truck bed almost flew into the air, it was really 'swung' into the U-turn. Are your dashcams on? Can you capture that amazing drift?" the fashionable Ase asked excitedly.

"Mine's on, but it's a bit far away, I don't know if the picture is clear," Zhao Yaya clicked her tongue.

--Are there hidden masters among ordinary people?

Uncle Lü, driving a modified tractor that travels over 150 km/h, managed such a beautiful drift – that's true skill! Maybe I should consider asking Uncle Lü for some driving lessons?

Because she remembered that Uncle Lü used to be a driving school instructor.

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Meanwhile, Old Lü, the "racing god" in the eyes of the three girls, had a deathly pale face and was in excruciating pain in his back, as if it were splitting open.

Seeing that Old Lü's face was pale, Dad Song quickly said, "Old Lü, don't try to hold on, stop the car and let someone else drive!"

Lü Tianyou, standing to the side, said with a wry smile, "Uncle Song, I don't know how to drive a tractor!" -- He thought Uncle Song wanted him to drive a tractor.

"It's okay, I can drive. Old Lü, stop the car!" Dad Song shouted.

Don't let Dad Song's frail appearance fool you; he's endured all sorts of hardships back in the day, and his tractor skills are no less than Old Lü's!

"I've been braking the whole time, but I was going too fast before, and now I'm slowing down too much. Ouch, it hurts so much! Just as I slowly shifted down to a stop... Holy crap, oh my god!" Old Lü suddenly yelled again halfway through his sentence!

Suddenly, a large U-shaped bend appeared ahead.

And it's even steeper and has a bigger curve than before!

Moreover, this U-shaped bend has a solid rocky mountain on one side and a small, steep slope more than five meters deep on the other.

There isn't just one small steep slope; it's terraced, with one layer after another, each layer being four to five meters deep, extending all the way to the foot of the mountain.

Both sides are dangerous areas; whether you hit the rocks or fall to your side, you could die.

But then, the car couldn't slow down! Old Lü's liver was starting to tremble slightly.

At this moment, Dad Song calmly said, "Old Lü, hold on, get past this bend first, then stop and switch drivers!"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch! I'll give it my all! It's just a bend, if I can get past one, I can get past the second! Watch me!" Old Lü roared.

He endured the excruciating pain in his lower back once again and began frantically controlling the tractor to turn, trying his best to navigate the large U-shaped bend!

Once he gets past this bend, he'll be safe! He can handle it; it's just one bend!

Sigh, time flies like a knife, each cut aging us. There's no denying it now; even my back is protesting!

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Meanwhile... the three girls speeding behind were still doing their best to keep up with the tractor.

"Wow, there are a series of sharp S-shaped bends ahead! Both bends have huge arcs! Hurry up and follow along to see how the racing god navigates these S-curves. I really want to see his continuous drifts!" Little Wheat Ear exclaimed excitedly, glancing at the navigation system in her car.

"Little Wheat Ear, don't rush too much. You're not a racing god. Slow down, let's take the corners steadily!" the fashionable Ase hurriedly said.

"Don't worry, I won't be careless," Little Wheat Ear chuckled.

The S-shaped bend is an extremely difficult bend formed by connecting two large-radius U-shaped bends.

I wonder if Old Lü's back can hold up?

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