Shuhang, Why Have You Been Hunched Over This Whole Time?

Having said that, Onion Lady leaped high into the air and knelt down in a fierce Tiger Pouncing Landing Stance: "Immortal, please spare this little demon. This little demon was just joking with you. This little demon surrenders!"

"..." Song Shuhang held up the Palm Thunder in his hand, his face stiff as he stared at the Onion Spirit lying on the ground in a gesture of surrender. "Surrender?"

"A very sincere surrender!" the Onion Spirit replied.

Song Shuhang froze for a moment, then his mind immediately conjured up many scenes from movies—for example, a villain defeated by the protagonist would suddenly kneel down and beg for mercy, but secretly preparing a powerful attack. Just as the protagonist's heart softened and he was about to accept the villain's surrender, the villain would give a sinister smile and unleash his prepared ultimate attack...

After careful consideration, Song Shuhang decided to first deliver a Palm Thunder to this female demon, leaving her half-dead. After all, she was a powerful demon of three hundred years; he couldn't underestimate her.

Underestimating the enemy is tantamount to suicide; he never forgot the warnings of his predecessors!

So, Song Shuhang continued to lightly strike the female demon with Palm Thunder.

Although Onion Lady surrendered on the ground, her eyes kept secretly glancing at Song Shuhang.

When she saw the young human cultivator's determined expression as he continued to hurl Palm Thunder at her, she was incredibly frustrated.

They wouldn't accept surrender! That's ruthless!

"Damn it!" Onion Lady gritted her teeth, transformed herself, and revealed her true form.

Then... she 'whooshed' into the depths of the soil and disappeared.

This is not a magic spell, but her only innate ability as an onion spirit. After all, she is a fairy that grows from the soil, so in critical moments she can change her original shape and quickly burrow into the ground. This ability is similar to the escape spell, but the escape distance is very short.

Moreover, after revealing her true form, in addition to her 'Earth Escape talent,' she also possesses a strong ability to protect herself. In her onion-shaped form, as long as the onion root remains, she can still survive!

Even if all the scallion seedlings are destroyed, they can still grow new ones as long as they absorb some nutrients from the soil.

Boom!

Song Shuhang slammed his Palm Thunder into the ground, creating a large crater.

After the smoke cleared, the Onion Spirit was nowhere to be seen—this demon was indeed not to be underestimated!

Song Shuhang looked grave as he searched for the location of the Onion Spirit.

A moment later, he found the Onion Spirit —in the grass not far away, a tender green scallion stood tall and conspicuous!

"Where do you think you're going!" Song Shuhang shouted, charging towards the scallion.

We absolutely cannot let her escape! She knows he possesses the Enlightenment Stone! A common man is innocent, but possessing a treasure is a crime. If the female demon spreads the news that he has the Enlightenment Stone, it will be enough to keep Song Shuhang from having peace for a long time.

"How did you find me?" the lush green scallion cried out in surprise, bursting out of the ground and fleeing quickly.

"Nonsense, your scent hasn't even dissipated yet. I can lock onto you with my sense of smell, "Song Shuhang thought to himself.

"Wait, human! I really surrender! I'm not cheating, I surrender sincerely!" the Onion Spirit cried as it fled.

"Surrender and come back with me, and I can accept your surrender," Song Shuhang said in a deep voice—at least he wanted to take the Onion Spirit back so that Venerable White could erase his memory.

When Onion Lady heard the words "Come back with me," her expression changed immediately—she instantly recalled her nearly three-hundred-year-old experience of being imprisoned in Heavenly Dragon Temple.

This human cultivator also wants to capture her and imprison her for hundreds of years?

No, absolutely not! She's already been imprisoned for three hundred years. Even though plant-type fairies have longer lifespans, she still doesn't have many more years to live. If she's imprisoned for a few hundred more years, she'll really die of old age and turn into dried-up onions.

That's the only option left.

Onion Lady gritted her teeth secretly—although the effect of that move she used on Jiudeng last time was completely different from what her teacher had described!

Moreover, during the time she was imprisoned in the pagoda, she also learned a lot of common sense and realized that the so-called 'two hundred skills that fairies must have to survive' were all nonsense.

However, if all else fails, this last resort should still have some effect!

It's a man's nature to cherish and protect women.

So, Onion Lady gritted her teeth and unleashed her ultimate technique—the alluring seduction of a beautiful banshee!

Song Shuhang looked at her. "..."

Onion Lady was stunned. This young man was unmoved by her charm? Damn it, watch this demon unleash her full power with her 'Beautiful Demoness's Ultimate Seduction Technique!'

So she twisted her body even more vigorously.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Onion Lady was stunned. How could this young human cultivator have such great composure?

At this moment, Song Shuhang finally spoke, "What are you doing?"

"Why are you asking me why? Don't you think my pose is very attractive and alluring?" Onion Lady asked in confusion.

Song Shuhang: "..."

After a long pause, Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain, "You look like a scallion stuck in the ground, swaying in the wind, and you're telling me you're charming and alluring? Are you kidding me?"

Onion Lady had just revealed her fairy form and hadn't transformed back into a human. Right now, she looked like a scallion, wriggling and twisting in front of Song Shuhang... The scene was exceptionally comical.

Song Shuhang rubbed his temples hard. He finally understood one thing—this vixen in front of him was a complete idiot!

"Oh? Sorry, I was too nervous and forgot to transform into human form." With that, Onion Lady transformed into human form with a bang, sporting green twin tails and a well-fitting cheongsam. Then she said, "Shall we try again?"

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth. "No need to waste time! I'll give you two choices. You can obediently come back with me, or I'll beat you until you can't move and take you back."

Onion Lady panicked. "No! Give me another chance! My ultimate skill, Seduction, is incredibly powerful! Give me one more chance, and if it doesn't work, I'll obediently go with you!"

Song Shuhang let out a deep sigh.

Is Earth Mother rotating in the wrong way this year, causing her to encounter all sorts of oddballs?

Whether it was the 'goofy uncle from the Immortal Farmer Sect' he encountered, or this silly scallion in front of him, they were both truly outstanding!

Couldn't they have just given him a normal monster to fight and grind for experience points?

After sighing, Song Shuhang held up one finger and said to the Onion Spirit, "I'll give you one chance, just one chance! If it doesn't work, you'd better come with me obediently. If you dare to cheat, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

As he spoke, Song Shuhang secretly pinched a 'Sword Talisman'. He only had one Sword Talisman left—if the Onion Spirit tried to escape, he would Sword Talisman to strike!

"Hey, watch closely. I guarantee you won't be able to resist after you finish watching!" Onion Lady tossed her long hair.

System notification -- Onion Lady is once again unleashing her full power on Song Shuhang with her 'Beautiful Banshee's Ultimate Skill: Seductive Charm'!

Onion Lady's charm value increased by 10086!

Onion Lady's charm is off the charts, no one can resist her! This charm is irresistible to both men and women! Come on, young man, let's have some fun with her!

The Onion Spirit wiggled merrily, but still gave Song Shuhang a seductive wink.

She was incredibly confident in her charm; even women would be seduced by her allure and have sex with her, let alone a mere young male cultivator before her.

Then... Onion Lady finished her dance.

"Clap clap clap!" Song Shuhang clapped loudly. "That was a great jump! Beautiful!"

"That's it?" Onion Lady asked in disbelief.

"I've already applauded for you! Aren't you satisfied? You should know my standards have been quite high lately!" Song Shuhang said, bending over as he stood up. "Enough talk, just surrender! Or let me beat you so badly you can't move before taking you back!"

"You... you, are you even a man?! You don't feel anything at all?" Onion Lady shouted, pointing at Song Shuhang.

"Hehehe." Song Shuhang continued to bend over, then clenched his fist and sneered, "I can't pretend I didn't hear what you just said! Looks like I'll have to beat you to the point where you're barely alive."

"I'm sorry... I take back what I said, okay? I'll go back with you, I'll obediently go back with you, alright?" Onion Lady wanted to cry. Couldn't they just talk things out instead of resorting to violence?

Song Shuhang nodded in satisfaction.

Just then, Zhao Yaya's sports car was driving towards them from a distance!

Zhao Yaya's timing was perfect. If she had arrived any earlier, she would have witnessed the explosion; if she had arrived any later, Song Shuhang would already be on his way home with the Onion Spirit.

"Transform into your onion-shaped form, and I'll take you back." Song Shuhang took out his Sword Talisman and said to the Onion Spirit in a deep voice, "Don't even think about escaping. If you try, you're dead."

Under Song Shuhang's threat, Onion Lady obediently transformed into the shape of an onion.

Finally, she pleaded, "Immortal, how long do you intend to seal me? Could you please shorten the sealing time...? I was just imprisoned for three hundred years before I was released!"

Having just been imprisoned for three hundred years, Song Shuhang's heart softened; he really had it bad.

When Song Shuhang didn't answer, Onion Lady grew anxious. "How about I give you a cultivation technique to offset some of the time?"

She stole a scroll of martial arts manual from Jiudeng three hundred years ago, and Jiudeng never asked for it back.

"Don't worry, I won't keep you locked up for too long. Come back with me to meet a senior... If things go quickly, I'll release you in a few days," Song Shuhang replied.

"Really?" The Onion Spirit's eyes lit up immediately.

Song Shuhang sighed, "Really, I have no reason to lie to you."

"That's good, that's good." Onion Lady felt relieved.

Then, Song Shuhang grabbed her slender figure, lightly leaped, and landed on the side of the mountain road, waiting for Zhao Yaya's car.

After Zhao Yaya's sports car stopped, she made a neat U-turn.

"Hurry up and get in the car. Your aunt is throwing a tantrum at home right now, and your uncle is about to lose it. He secretly texted me to take you back quickly," Zhao Yaya said with a laugh.

When she took Dad Song home, Mom Song still looked puzzled.

When she learned that Dad Song had crashed their car, she immediately flew into a rage. Now, Dad Song, Old Lü, and Lü Tianyou are sitting in a row, being yelled at by Mom Song like a shrew.

Dad Song now only hopes that Zhao Yaya can bring Shuhang home as soon as possible to appease Mom Song's anger.

"Haha." Song Shuhang laughed, keeping his bent-over posture, as he climbed into the sports car.

"Why are you bending over like that?" Zhao Yaya asked, puzzled.