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Chapter 261

Shuhang, Another Huge Express Delivery!

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The following day, July 11th, was cloudy.

The sky was unusually cool, and although he was protected by the 'Soul-Sealing Ice Pearl,' he was not afraid of the scorching heat. However, in the sweltering summer, as long as he didn't have to look at the sun's bright, smiling face, his mood would improve.

This morning, Zhao Yaya drove over to pick up Dad Song to take him to the hospital for a check-up...

At first, Dad Song said that he had no health problems and did not want to go to the hospital. People of Dad Song's generation have a strange habit: they don't like to go to the hospital when they are sick. They prefer to tough it out at home when they have a common cold. They have an innate resistance to the words "go to the hospital".

However, once Mom Song's expression hardened, Dad Song obediently followed Zhao Yaya to the hospital.

The special relationship between Dad Song. and Mom Song also has a story behind it.

It is said that the two were classmates in school... In earlier years, Dad Song was not as demure and reserved as he is now.

At that time, Dad Song's physique was comparable to that of Old Lü, with broad shoulders, a strong build, and a face full of fat.

Moreover, Dad Song was a gold medalist in the school's Sanda Club... and Mom Song was a well-known beauty in the school back then.

The reason the two met was this: it is said that a member of the Sanda Club was a close friend of Dad Song. At that time, that member wanted to pursue Mom Song, but he had no opportunity to get to know her.

Finally, after racking his brains for several days, he came up with a brilliant plan. So he went to Dad Song and asked Dad Song to help him stage a play—a hero rescuing a damsel in distress.

Back then, Dad Song was a burly man with a menacing face. He didn't even need makeup to play villains. He just had to stand there, shake his muscles, and give a sinister grin, and he was a born villain.

So, that friend asked Dad Song to play the villain and scare Mom Song. Then, at the crucial moment, he would make a brilliant appearance, save the damsel in distress, and win the beauty's heart!

How to describe Dad Song's personality back then? It was somewhat similar to Song Shuhang's now; he never refused any small favors that he could do to help others.

So, the two of them agreed on their lines.

Then, the two chose a small path that Mom Song used to take on her way home from school, and waited for her to pass by on the path.

The friend crouched in the corner, ready to play the hero and rescue the damsel in distress at any moment.

Dad Song flexed his muscles and went to meet Mom Song.

As planned, Dad Song stopped Mom Song, flexing his muscles and grinning maliciously in front of her. "Honey, come with me to a nice place, let's have some fun?"

Next, according to the script, Mom Song should be frightened to tears, and then her best friend should make a dazzling appearance, woo Dad Song, and win the beauty's heart.

However, at that time, Mom Song was not afraid at all. She stood calmly in place and looked Dad Song up and down, from head to toe. Her gaze made Dad Song feel a little uneasy.

Then, Mom Song nodded calmly and said, "Okay, let's go."

And then—she and Dad Song left together... and left.

Dad Song's close friend knelt on the ground, unable to utter a single word for a long time.

Soon after, Mom Song became Dad Song's girlfriend. Meanwhile, Dad Song's friend had long since cried himself to sleep in the bathroom countless times.

Then, during his student years, Dad Song's demeanor underwent a dramatic transformation. He went from a burly, muscular man with a fierce face to a bespectacled, refined, and elegant man, whose academic performance also skyrocketed.

Such a huge transformation, and the extent of the suffering that Dad Song endured, is something he cannot explain to outsiders.

After getting up, while Song Shuhang was eating breakfast, his Mom Song rushed over and asked, "Shuhang, where did the injured person you picked up go?"

She went to the guest room just now and found that the injured man who had been unconscious yesterday was gone, as were her own bed sheets.

Song Shuhang swallowed the fried egg in his mouth and said, "I was just about to tell you, Mom. The injured man woke up in the middle of the night yesterday. He came to my room, chatted with me for a while, and then left."

"Leaving in the middle of the night wrapped in a bed sheet? Didn't you try to stop him?" Mom Song frowned.

"He came to see me in the middle of the night, before I was even fully awake. After talking to me, he left wrapped in a sheet... I didn't even have time to put clothes on him. Oh well, it's okay, he'll figure out what to do with the clothes himself. Anyway, we're not that close... I won't stop him from leaving," Song Shuhang replied casually.

He truly hadn't expected that after giving Daoist Cloudmist clothes, the man, wrapped in a sheet, would suddenly leap out of the window and fly away.

"Honestly, you don't even give her a change of clothes. People will laugh at you." Mom Song sighed, then added, "And, is your friend still asleep?"

She noticed that Venerable White hadn't gotten up to eat yet...

"Haha, he's a bit of a sleepyhead. But he was driving all day yesterday, so he must be tired. Let him sleep a little longer, it'll be fine." Song Shuhang chuckled dryly—this is a bit much, Venerable White is supposed to be in seclusion for more than two days. Only twenty hours have passed so far, there's still a long time before Senior White finishes his seclusion.

He needs to figure out a way to avoid giving himself away.

"He really can sleep a lot. Let him sleep a little longer then. We must wake him up for lunch, otherwise it won't be good for his health if he continues to sleep," said Mom Song.

"Understood, I'll definitely wake him up by noon," Song Shuhang assured him—but was it possible to force Venerable White out of seclusion?

If we forcibly awaken Senior White from his seclusion, will anything unexpected happen?

For example, will Senior White, like someone with "morning grumpiness," develop "emergence energy" if he doesn't complete his seclusion? And if he does, will it blow up his house?

Oh, by the way... the little monk's hemorrhoid treatment is finally over today!

By then, Senior Brother Zhou will be bringing 'Doudou' and the little monk back, right?

Perhaps we can ask Senior Brother Zhou for a solution. Maybe he has some kind of magic that can transform him into Senior White's appearance and have a meal in his place, so as not to arouse Mom Song's suspicion.

In this way, the problem of Senior White going into seclusion can be solved!

Upon realizing this, Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief.

After breakfast, it was almost 7:30.

"Mom, I'm going to exercise. It might take a while. Call me if you need anything," Song Shuhang called out.

There's simply no place to practice at home.

Therefore, he needed to find a secluded place nearby to practice the Vajra Foundation Fist.

"Okay, don't go too far," Mom Song said casually.

Song Shuhang touched the Enlightenment Stone in his pocket, thought for a moment, and then went to the living room to wrap the 'Overlord Shatter Saber' in cloth and take it with him.

The 'Flame Blade' taught by Master Scarlet Firmament also requires diligent practice -- after seeing Master Scarlet Firmament's figure in Onion Lady's memories, Song Shuhang increasingly felt that this 'Flame Blade' technique might hold a deeper secret.

After Song Shuhang left, he ran straight towards Ox Summit Mountain, which was a good place for cultivation.

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In an Ox Summit Mountain.

After finishing a round of the Vajra Foundation Fist, Song Shuhang closed his eyes and carefully sensed the changes in his body—he had only just opened his 'Nose Aperture' yesterday.

But today, after completing a round of boxing, he discovered that his fourth acupoint, the "Ear Aperture," was full of Blood Qi, and he felt a slight swelling sensation!

It is estimated that in a maximum of seven days, the 'Ear Aperture' will be filled with Blood Qi and open up!

"Is it because of the Onion Lady's body that I ate yesterday?" Song Shuhang realized that although the Onion Lady's body that he swallowed yesterday was removed by Daoist Cloudmist with his 'Empty-Handed Sleight' and turned into Onion Spirit Crystal.

However, there was another part that Song Shuhang had already digested, turning it into a tonic for his own Blood Qi.

Although Onion Lady's combat power is somewhat lacking, her three hundred years of cultivation are not fake. Even a small portion of it is enough to fill one of Song Shuhang's acupoints.

"After the Ear Aperture comes the Mouth Aperture. After the Mouth Aperture comes the Dragon-Leaping Gate Realm! Fish Leaping Dragon Gate dragon gate, the illusory becomes real. The invisible power of Blood Qi and blood in the body will then transform into true qi!" Song Shuhang took a deep breath.

True Qi is different from Blood Qi. True Qi can be projected outwards, just like in the movies. When you cultivate to a very high level, you can swing your sword and unleash a sword aura. Cool!

Just as he was thinking this, Song Shuhang saw the 'Overlord Shatter Saber' in his hand.

It's a knife... it's a knife.

Even the Master Scarlet Firmament Flame Blade. Could it be that he is destined to be a swordsman, not a bladesman, in this life?

"Nonsense! Once I reach the Second-Stage True Master realm, I'll immediately practice several sword techniques. White robes, long sword, long howl and song!" Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said.

First, he repeatedly practiced the Vajra Foundation Fist, the Gentleman Travels Ten Thousand Miles, and the Unmoving Vajra Body, and then the True Self Meditation Scripture.

Next came the 'Flame Blade' and the techniques for using three types of mental power: 'Spirit Detective Method', 'Vigilance', and 'Mental Pressure'.

Then came the Daoist Palm Thunder Technique and the Turtle-Breathing Technique.

Finally Song Shuhang ignited a small flame and began practicing the 'Fire-Control Art'.

Before he knew it, he had learned many skills. The coolest one was the Palm Thunder, and the Fire-Control Art was also very cool, but unfortunately he hadn't mastered it.

Three hours had passed by the time the set of exercises ended.

Just then, Song Shuhang's phone rang.

Upon checking, it turned out to be a call from Jiang of Harvest Express.

Whose package is this? Could it be the 'Spirit-Vein Jade Tea' sent by Soft Feather? Wow, that was fast!

Song Shuhang answered the phone, "Hello, Jiang?"

"Haha, Shuhang, it's me. I'm downstairs at your place right now, I have a big package to deliver to you." Sima Jiang's hearty laughter came from the other end of the phone.

"A large express delivery?" Song Shuhang asked subconsciously.

"It's huge, a square box, about 1.6 cubic meters in size," Sima Jiang replied.

Song Shuhang was stunned.

So big?

If it's just 'Spirit-Vein Jade Tea,' is Miss Soft Feather sending me enough tea to last a lifetime?

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