Book 267: Shuhang, Let's Go Play in the Eastern Sea!

Zhuge Zhongyang continued smugly, "Moreover, I've already chosen the itinerary! We'll first fly to that big island in the Eastern Sea and spend a day there. Then I've booked a five-day luxury cruise; I've already reserved spots for you and your friend. Come with us! Young man, let's have a blast!"

Please, you're going on a blind date, not to have fun... You need to be clear about your priorities! Gao Moumou thought to himself.

At the same time, he looked up at the sky—even changing his phone couldn't escape the clutches of Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang. What sins had he committed in his past life to encounter such an extreme pair in this one?

The Buddhist School say that a single glance five hundred years ago is exchanged for a mere brush with someone in this life!

Five hundred years ago, he must have been nearsighted by a thousand degrees, and he must have looked back at this perfect couple hundreds of times before he was able to have this tragic fate in this life.

No, he absolutely cannot go to the Eastern Sea with these two awful people, otherwise his and his girlfriend Mei Yi's blissful honeymoon plans will be completely ruined.

Therefore, a firm refusal is necessary! We cannot give our opponents any breathing room; we must decisively refuse, leaving them no way out!

"Impossible, I won't go with you guys. Give up!" Gao Moumou said coldly, "Mei Yi and I have already made plans for our summer vacation, and there will be no changing them no matter what!"

After firmly refusing, Gao Moumou changed his tune and immediately started selling out his accomplices. "However... I can help you contact Song Shuhang and Tubo, and have them come with you. You know them, they're my roommates, and they're both very nice people."

"No, I'll be really anxious if you don't come with me," Zhuge Zhongyang said. "After all, you're my only friend in China! This concerns my lifelong happiness, you have to help me!"

"Impossible! Forget about it! If you keep arguing, I won't even notify Song Shuhang and Tubo. I'll let you go crazy in the Eastern Sea with Miss Lu all by yourself!" Gao Moumou deep voice.

"Alas... Why must we do this? We are all of the same origin, why are we so eager to harm each other?" Zhuge Zhongyang sighed deeply, then snapped his fingers.

Zhuge Yue's beautiful face came closer, and then she (he) swiped open her phone and played a recording.

First, it's Zhuge Yue's voice. "Let me kiss you, the French kiss!"

"Sorry, I refuse. I'm not gay, and I already have a girlfriend. Please find something to chew on while you practice—a pillow, a pillar, whatever you like!" This Gao Moumou's voice.

Zhuge Yue pressed pause and smiled as she looked at Gao Moumou.

Upon hearing this conversation, Gao Moumou turned deathly pale. "Why, why did you have a recording!"

He reached out to snatch Zhuge Yue's phone.

Zhuge Yue nimbly dodged the attack and calmly pressed a button on her phone again.

"... So absolutely not, give up on that idea! Hey, wait a minute, what are you doing? Ugh!" Gao Moumou's voice.

And, the sound effect of a kiss.

Then, Zhuge Yue began to explain, "I originally wanted to record a video to properly study how to kiss... but I didn't expect that I only turned on the audio recorder. What a failure!"

Damn it, they actually wanted to record a video? What if it gets leaked? People could die!

"Delete it! Delete it all right now, and format the phone's memory!" Gao Moumou low voice.

"Hehehe, this is important research data, how could we delete it so easily?" Zhuge Yue said smugly.

"You bastards, you two heartless bastards!" Gao Moumou said through gritted teeth.

"Hehehe." Zhuge Yue revealed a cute smile.

"Let's make a deal." Zhuge Zhongyang smoothed his hair and struck a cool pose. "You come with me to the Eastern Sea, and I'll make sure Zhuge Yue deletes this recording, and I can even guarantee she deletes all the copied audio files. How about it?"

Gao Moumou was on the verge of tears. "Damn it, why do I have to go with you?"

"Because, you are my strategist!" Zhuge Zhongyang tossed his hair.

Gao Moumou felt he might as well be dead—five hundred years ago, he was Hezhi nearsighted, he must have been blind beyond belief to have gotten involved with this pair of awful people.

Zhuge Zhongyang struck a cool pose again. "One word: trade or not?"

"Deal!" Gao Moumou gritted his teeth.

Then, resignedly, he took out his phone and started making calls—he wouldn't feel at peace if he didn't drag a few others down with him in this tragic situation.

Whether it's Song Shuhang, Tubo, or Yangde, whoever it is, we must drag two of them down with him to die. True brothers don't need to be born on the same day, month, and year, but they must die on the same day, month, and year!

Gao Moumou first dialed Song Shuhang's number.

Soon, Song Shuhang answered the phone, "Hello, who is this?"

Because Gao Moumou changed his phone number.

"It's me, Gao Moumou!" Gao Moumou replied.

"Gao Moumou, what do you want?" Song Shuhang asked, and... he could faintly hear a melodious female laugh, like the tinkling of silver bells, coming from the other Shuhang the phone.

How can one describe that laughter? It was simply a healing sound. Hearing it made Gao Moumou feel much better. He mentally rated the sound—it was second only to his girlfriend Mei Yi's laughter.

"Hey, I told you guys before the holiday, right? That bastard Zhuge Zhongyang is planning to invite Lu Fei's sister from our class to the Eastern Sea for a trip. He's even booked the plane tickets and reserved spots for us all. Are you free now? Want to go to the Eastern Sea for some fun?" Gao Moumou tried to soften her voice as much as possible, like the voice of the Big Bad Wolf, coaxing Little Red Riding Hood.

"Huh? Didn't you say you were going to spend some time alone with Mei Yi?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"Sigh, it's just that I couldn't refuse Zhuge Zhongyang's kind invitation. Besides, the Eastern Sea is a beautiful and fun place, so I thought I'd take Mei Yi along. You don't have to pay anything; food, drinks, lodging, and entertainment are all included." Gao Moumou lied through his teeth.

"Oh, I see. When is it?" Song Shuhang asked—he just happened to have nothing else to do recently.

As he spoke, he looked at Soft Feather. Hmm, Soft Feather is a good girl.

Then, his gaze fell on Senior White on the bed, and he thought of Doudou and the little monk who had 'run away from home' outside.

As expected... it would be safer to take the three of them out to play.

Gao Moumou asked expectantly, "We're leaving in two days, do you want to come along?"

Two days later? Senior White will have woken up by then, and Doudou and Guoguo should have been found by then too. The timing is perfect.

"Sure, no problem." Song Shuhang then asked, "Can I bring people?"

"No problem, the more the merrier! Ten or eight is too few! Dozens or hundreds is not too many!" Gao Moumou burst into laughter—ideally, he could bring a thousand people, enough to bankrupt Zhuge Zhongyang.

"Haha, maybe just a few. I need to ask first. I'll call you back once I've confirmed." Song Shuhang replied.

"Good bro, remember to bring a few more guys. It's settled then, see you later!" Gao Moumou laughed and hung up the phone.

Then he took a deep breath, made a mental draft, and called Tubo again.

"Hey, Tubo, it's me, Gao Moumou. I've got a fun place I want you to go to! Yes, it's that resort island in Donghe that Zhuge Zhongyang mentioned last time. Want to come along? Hehe, there's even a five-day luxury cruise! How about it? Don't hesitate, pack your bags, I'll pick you up in two days!"

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Song Shuhang hung up the phone.

Soft Feather was still lying by the bed, occasionally letting out a silvery laugh.

Song Shuhang: "..."

This girl's threshold for laughter is terrifyingly low!

He suspected that if he just told her a few jokes casually, she would laugh so hard she couldn't stand up straight. And if he told her a few more funny anecdotes, she would laugh until she passed out...

"Soft Feather, my friend said he's going to the Eastern Sea to organize some fun activities. Do you want to come along?" Song Shuhang asked.

Soft Feather clutched her stomach, finally managing to stop laughing.

Then she shook her head, looking regretful, and said, "Although I really want to go, I can't. I have to rush to my friend's family tonight to see if there's anything I can do to help... How about this, senior, please keep your phone on at all times. If I've dealt with my friend's family matter and it's still early, I'll come find you!"

"Oh, right, senior, keep this with you!" With that, Soft Feather took out a silver bracelet from her small pouch.

"?" Song Shuhang took the bracelet and looked at Soft Feather with a puzzled expression—this bracelet looked like the kind women wear, right? Why would a grown man like him wear this?

"These are the coordinates for the 'Myriad-Mile Escape Technique'! My father prepared them for me because I can't Sword Flight yet, and traveling is very troublesome. With these coordinates, if I want to travel faster, I can use the 'Myriad-Mile Escape Technique' on my magic weapon to fly directly to the coordinates. There's one on Spirit Butterfly Island, and my father has one. You can take this with you, senior. If I resolve things relatively quickly, I can directly use the 'Myriad-Mile Escape Technique' to get to you," Soft Feather said with a grin.

"Myriad-Mile Escape Technique? For traveling?" Song Shuhang felt that this spell sounded somewhat familiar.

He quickly remembered that he had never used this spell before.

[Sailor Moon Sailor Moon, 'Moon Prism Power Transformation'!]

Holy crap, I'm reminded of that shameful scene again—this Myriad-Mile Escape Technique was the life-saving spell that Venerable White gave him back then.

While being pursued by Jing Helm Master Jing Mo the Limitless Demon Sect, he used this Myriad-Mile Escape Technique to escape to Venerable White's side. Along the way, he even had the back of Senior 'Cold Flame Sword' from the Empty Thieves' Sect, and he flew around for most of the day.

But isn't this a life-saving spell?

In Soft Feather's eyes, these had all become spells for traveling...