My Life-Did I Accidentally Press the Fast-Forward Button?

The Miss Jiudeng was completely devastated.

Why should I cry my eyes out, even hiding under the covers? What kind of wish is that?! Why did my teenage self think so far ahead...? Why, why is that?

Where's the girlish heart? What happened to the girlish heart? This is totally the heart of a young married woman! No, it's more like the heart of a mother or a grandmother! It has absolutely nothing to do with a girlish heart!

Miss Jiudeng's headbutt slammed against the table again and again.

The sturdy tabletop couldn't withstand the weight and cracks appeared... Finally, it collapsed with a crash!

Song Shuhang kept his mouth shut, silently watching Miss Jiudeng's outburst, not daring to utter a sound to stop her.

The Miss Jiudeng looked up at Song Shuhang —was she really going to marry him and have two unruly kids?

How could this be? How can people of different genders have children?!

How can this wish be fulfilled?

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Snap snap snap snap...

Suddenly, Song Shuhang heard a burst of firecrackers; it was incredibly lively.

Huh? What happened?

Song Shuhang blinked, sitting in front of the mirror, somewhat bewildered.

Several makeup artists were applying makeup to him, ruthlessly slapping various powders onto his face.

On the right was a row of formal wear, and he was also wearing a black formal suit...

Behind him stood Mom Song with a smile on her face and Dad Song with a look of relief.

--What an incredible plot twist!

"Finally, it's time for Shuhang to get married." Mom Song smiled through her tears, wiping away the tears from the corners of her eyes from time to time.

"It's not easy, sigh, Mom, why are you crying again? Today is our son's big day, wipe away your tears quickly, don't let people laugh at us," Dad Song said in a low voice.

Huh? Getting married??

Is there something wrong with my ears? Why did it suddenly turn into getting married?

Wait, let me sort out my memories!

Song Shuhang vaguely remembered that he was traveling with Tubo, Gao Moumou, Zhuge Zhongyang sister, and Lu Fei and her sister, and their destination was a resort island in the Eastern Sea.

Then, midway through the flight, the plane crashed. Afterwards, the wrecked plane carried its crew to Mysterious Island, and then... holy crap, all memories of what happened on the Mysterious Island were gone.

Have the memories been sealed away?

Song Shuhang frowned and pondered deeply—he had no memory of it at all; his memories were indeed sealed!

Okay, even if the memories of the Mysterious Island are gone... what's going on here?

Why am I being made up? And what was Mom Song saying just now? Getting married?

Are you kidding me? I've never even been in a relationship. Why would I skip the dating stage and jump straight to marriage?

Has my life accidentally been fast-forwarded?

Something must be wrong.

Song Shuhang immediately thought of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'. My phone, where is my phone? I need to go to the group and ask the seniors what happened.

Just as he was thinking this, the conversation between Mom Song and Dad Song continued.

Mom Song said, "I'm just excited."

She wiped away her tears and continued, "Ever since Shuhang went on a trip with his friends four years ago and the plane crashed, he's been acting strangely and mentally challenged ever since. He's been like this for four years now. I don't know what to do. I see all the boys next door getting married and starting families. And then I think about how our silly Shuhang might not even be able to find a wife. It makes me so sad, I can't sleep at night."

What? Four years? Four years have passed since I left the Mysterious Island?

And I was completely dazed and confused the whole time?

Could it be that something went wrong when I Memory Seal in my mind after leaving the Mysterious Island, accidentally making me a fool for four years?

This is terrifying! I've been a fool for four years!

Mom Song choked up for a moment. "But I never expected that four years ago, the simple-minded Shuhang would somehow end up dating a girl. And this girl doesn't mind that Song Shuhang is mentally challenged; she's willing to marry him. I'm so happy, sob sob sob. If Shuhang could recover from his mental state, that would be even better, sob sob sob..."

Dad Song put his arm around Mom Song, gently patted her back, and whispered words of comfort.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Four years ago, the girl I asked out... was she willing to marry me?

Who is it?

Song Shuhang immediately recalled several girls he had met four years ago.

His classmate Lu Fei was the first person he thought of, after all, she was the first to confess her feelings to him. But the possibility of her marrying him while he was mentally challenged was the least, as their relationship wasn't that good yet.

Next up is Miss Soft Feather. Although I really hope it's her... the chances are slim. She only sees Song Shuhang as a senior member of the enthusiastic 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', a kind person who helped her. The two have only met twice in total, and there's absolutely no romantic relationship between them.

Then there's Su Clan’s Sixteen. Like Soft Feather, Su Clan’s Sixteen has only met Song Shuhang a few times. However, the relationship between Su Clan’s Sixteen and Song Shuhang is slightly more complicated than that of the simple-minded Soft Feather. But... her chances are still very slim. The Heavenly River Su Clan is a very powerful family, its influence no less than that of a top sect like the Limitless Demon Sect. It won't be easy for Su Clan’s Sixteen to get married, let alone marry Song Shuhang, who is in a state of dementia.

Besides these three girls, he also had an Onion Lady growing on the Enlightenment Stone. But the Onion Lady wished she could bite him, let alone marry him! She probably wished Song Shuhang would die sooner.

Wait a minute, I've had amnesia for four years, where is Senior White?

Could it be that even Senior White couldn't cure his amnesia and had no choice but to leave?

Did Senior White leave him a message or anything?

This is really troubling... I've had amnesia for four whole years.

Just as Song Shuhang was feeling extremely distressed, his Dad Song came forward and helped him up after he had changed into his formal attire.

"Come on, son. Today is your big day. Remember, don't cause any trouble." Dad Song patted Song Shuhang on the shoulder, reached out and pulled him up, leading him downstairs.

Song Shuhang smiled wryly and followed his Dad Song downstairs.

The wedding was held at a large cathedral in Wenzhou City.

Yes, Song Shuhang hadn't misheard; it was that enormous church. It was quite famous in Wenzhou City, and many couples chose to hold their weddings in this magnificent place.

But Song Shuhang always felt a strange sense of incongruity about holding his wedding in a cathedral.

Completely bewildered, Song Shuhang was put into the wedding car by his Dad Song, and accompanied by his Dad Song, they arrived at the cathedral.

As he stepped out of the wedding car, he saw that the area around the cathedral was already packed with people.

There were grown-up versions of Tubo, Gao Moumou, Yangde and his gang, as well as Zhuge Zhongyang, Zhuge Yue and others. Lu Fei and her sisters were also there. Sure enough, the bride was not Lu Fei.

Besides his university classmates, there were also some of Song Shuhang's childhood friends, his neighbors, and a large number of relatives.

When Shuhang appeared, his relatives and friends offered him their sincerest blessings!

Following the long red carpet, Dad Song led Song Shuhang into the church. Because Song Shuhang's condition was somewhat special, his Dad Song needed to hold his hand.

Upon entering the enormous church, Shuhang could see even more relatives and friends standing inside.

At the same time, a woman in a pure white wedding dress approached Song Shuhang, supported by a middle-aged man.

She wore a pure white veil, which was rather unusual. It wasn't a transparent veil, but a white scarf adorned with strings of pearls, completely obscuring the woman's face. Even with Song Shuhang's eyes wide open, he couldn't make out her features.

Although her face wasn't clearly visible, this woman had an incredibly Tyrant figure—a perfect double S-curve, with curves in all the right places.

With such a Tyrant figure, any woman with decent looks could be considered a beauty.

Who could it be?

Song Shuhang was extremely curious... Who was this woman who, despite his four years of dementia, still resolutely decided to marry him?

Or perhaps, I've become a hero—a sucker who ends up taking the fall?

When the woman came to him, Song Shuhang suppressed his curiosity, reached out his hand, and like a proper groom, took the woman's small hand from the middle-aged man and gently supported her arm.

Mom Song wept with joy.

Dad Song also looked pleased.

The wedding march began to play.

Ding~ Ding ding ding~~ Ding~ Ding ding ding~~

Song Shuhang held his fiancée's soft, boneless hand as they slowly approached the pastor who was officiating at the wedding.

Perhaps knowing that Song Shuhang was 'demented', the pastor who officiated at the wedding didn't waste any words at the beginning. There was no classic question and answer like, "Whether she is rich or poor, healthy or unhealthy, will you stay with her forever?"

There was no question-and-answer session asking, "Do you take him to be your husband?" or "Do you take her to be your wife?"

The pastor immediately began his blessing prayer for the newlyweds, holding a Bible in his hands. He wished them a lifetime of love and happiness together, until they grow old together...

After the prayers ended, there were no further words, and they went straight to exchanging wedding rings.

Keep everything simple.

Suppressing his curiosity, Song Shuhang exchanged wedding rings with the bride.

The enormous diamond rings glittered on his and his bride's fingers.

Even at this moment, Song Shuhang still felt a strong sense of unreality. His feelings could be summed up in one sentence. "Holy crap, I actually got married!"

"May God bless you," the pastor said loudly to the newlyweds.

Now, the most important moment has arrived.

Song Shuhang reached out and gently lifted the bride's pearl-adorned veil—let me see who it is that is willing to marry me, someone who has been mentally impaired for four whole years!