Chapter 3137: This Is Heavenly Dao Tyrant Daddy!
Melon-Eating Sage thought calmly for a moment.
Then he condensed a claw of Merit and punched himself hard.
It hurt. It hurt a lot.
This wasn't a delusion.
"That's too much information. I think I need some time to download it, cache it, sort it out, and accept it." Melon-Eating Sage looked up at the sky, feeling like a spectator who had no idea what was going on.
Just a few months ago, Tyrant Song had needed his protection to struggle through the Ninth-Grade Heavenly Tribulation.
And now, in the blink of an eye, he had become the Heavenly Dao?
"When I was little, I imagined becoming the Heavenly Dao someday, but even my fantasies followed the basics: a thousand years of cultivation, ten thousand years pursuing Longevity, then a few hundred or a thousand years competing with the Longevity Immortals of the Myriad Heavens and Realms for Immortality. Step by step, I'd reach the top and finally claim the Heavenly Dao Seat."
Reality really was more absurd than fantasy.
As he spoke, the Heavenly Tribulation in the sky seemed to be affected. It picked up the pace and compressed its remaining stages.
The main reason was that Melon-Eating Sage was a very special existence.
He not only had a good relationship with two Heavenly Daos; more importantly, both of them had once eaten him. Part of the Cause and Effect behind their Merit came from Melon-Eating Sage. That mattered, and it struck a powerful chord with the Heavenly Tribulation.
Entangled by those deep ties of Cause and Effect—and united by the experience of being eaten—the Heavenly Tribulation gave Melon-Eating Sage discount upon discount upon discount.
After all those crazy discounts, the Ninth-Grade Heavenly Tribulation exploded with a thunderous roar. It looked