What's the Opposite of Romantic Luck? Waiting Online-It's Urgent!

The Venerable White asked, "Isn't the Medicine Master coming over himself?"

He had contacted the Medicine Master before, Medicine Master said they would come as soon as possible... How did it suddenly turn into having someone deliver the medicine?

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master parked his cart, shrugged, and replied, "I don't know about that. I was just asked by Fellow Daoist Medicine Master to pick up some medicine for his injuries along the way. Then, on my way back, I'll bring back the 'experimental subjects' for him. I guess Fellow Daoist Medicine Master suddenly has some important experiment or inspiration to put into practice right away?"

"Oh." Venerable White nodded. Given the Medicine Master's obsessive research-oriented nature, such a thing was indeed possible.

Song Shuhang reached out and took the ointment. "Senior Copper Trigram, how do I use this ointment?"

"The Medicine Master said that Senior White explained the injuries of that young lady from the Chu Aristocratic Clan to him. This ointment is very easy to use; just apply it to the girl's chest. The ointment is specially made by the Medicine Master, and after applying it, the girl's injuries will gradually heal in about a month. Two months later, I guarantee she will be lively and energetic without any aftereffects," replied the Copper Trigram Immortal Master.

Apply it to the chest?

Although the Chu Chu young lady's chest, once an S-curve, was now squeezed into a tablet-like shape...

Song Shuhang held the ointment in his hand and glanced to the side.

Senior White, the little monk, and Doudou... seniors, children, and animals. Compared to him, they are all more suitable to apply the medicine to Miss Chu Chu —so let's ask them if they are willing to apply the medicine to Miss Chu Chu first. If not, then he will do it.

So Song Shuhang asked, "Senior, Guoguo, Doudou, why don't one of you apply this ointment to Miss Chu Chu?"

"A young monk is not allowed to touch a female benefactor's naked body." Guoguo clasped his hands together, his face serious, and even chanted a Buddhist prayer.

"I'm a married man, I can't do that," Doudou seriously. Come to think of it, he hadn't been online with his wife for several days, and he wondered if she'd been bullied in the game.

"Let me do it." At this moment, Venerable White smiled slightly, took the ointment from Song Shuhang's hand, and then walked towards Miss Chu Chu's location.

"Young friend Shuhang, you've missed a golden opportunity to be a hero and save a damsel in distress," the Copper Trigram Immortal Master chuckled. "If you had taken that ointment and smeared it on that young lady from the Chu Aristocratic Clan 'Chu Aristocratic Clan chest... and she happened to open her eyes and witness this embarrassing scene, perhaps a cultivation partnership would have been formed just like that."

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Your expression suggests you don't believe me, Immortal Master?" The Copper Trigram Immortal Master raised an eyebrow. "Let me tell you... there's a hint of pink in your eyes. Judging from your face, you're about to have a stroke of good luck in love!"

Am I about to have a stroke of good luck in love?

No, the divination results from the Senior Copper Trigram must be interpreted in reverse. So, the question is... what is the antonym of "peach blossom luck"?

A love triangle? A femme fatale?

At this moment, Doudou raised its head and looked at Song Shuhang. Then, its titanium alloy dog eyes suddenly lit up.

"Woof woof... There really is color between your eyebrows. But it's as black as ink. By the way, Copper Trigram, just how colorblind are you to see such a black color as pink? Woof?" Doudou paused for a moment, then added, "Shuhang, be careful when you go out lately. Be careful what you say and do. You might get hacked to death!"

Song Shuhang: "..."

The opposite of "good luck in love" is actually "a dark complexion on one's forehead indicating impending bad luck"?

"How could that be? I clearly saw a wisp of peach blossom, it was very obvious! Young friend Shuhang, stand still, let me cast a spell to make that peach blossom between your eyebrows appear!" After saying that, the Copper Trigram Diviner Immortal made a hand seal and pointed it at Song Shuhang's forehead from afar.

The next moment, Song Shuhang's forehead gleamed faintly.

Then, a cloud of black mist rolled over Shuhang's forehead.

Doudou rolled her eyes. "It's pitch black, I can't see any pink at all... Don't say I'm colorblind, I haven't been a colorblind dog since I developed my Eye Aperture."

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master asked in confusion, "Strange... It really is all black, but I clearly saw a pinkish color before?"

"Senior Doudou, Senior Copper Trigram, there really is a bit of pink, nestled in the darkness. In that spot!" At this moment, the little monk spoke up, pointing to the edge of the light on Song Shuhang's forehead, where there was a hint of pink that was easy to overlook.

Doudou stared wide-eyed at Song Shuhang's forehead. "There really is one!"

"What does this mean? Could it be a love tribulation?" Song Shuhang asked with some worry—he was considering whether he should stick close to Senior White for the next while, hoping to be protected by Senior White's lucky aura.

"Don't get your hopes up too high about a 'peach blossom calamity'," the Copper Trigram Immortal Master replied. "This kind of Fortune, tinged with pink amidst darkness, means you're about to have a major stroke of bad luck! And this bad luck will likely be related to women? In short, you definitely need to keep a certain distance from female characters lately."

"Is Senior telling fortunes?" Song Shuhang asked cautiously.

If this is the divination result from the Copper Trigram Immortal Master, shouldn't he consider interpreting it in reverse? If he does, wouldn't that be good luck?

"No, this is just my interpretation based on the color of your forehead. Well, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll cast a divination for you, free of charge!" The Copper Trigram Immortal Master said, turning around and rummaging on the cart behind him.

"Thank you, senior!" Song Shuhang said gratefully. -- In a way, the divination results of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master are quite accurate... for example, when you look at the divination result from the opposite perspective.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master smiled smugly, took out a tortoise shell and three copper coins, and stuffed them into the tortoise shell.

The tortoise shell shook, and then three copper coins were thrown out and landed on the ground.

Song Shuhang knew absolutely nothing about divination, so he just watched as the Copper Trigram Immortal Master stared mysteriously at the three copper coins.

"Senior, is it a good or bad omen?" he asked cautiously, secretly hoping for the worst—a terrible omen! A terrible omen! The worst omen would be a G-cup!

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master's lips twitched. Finally, he raised his head, gritted his teeth, and forced a smile, "Auspicious!"

Song Shuhang's face froze instantly... Oh no, it's a fierce one!

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master coughed twice, gave a thumbs up, and said in a serious tone, "This is an auspicious divination, a divination for romantic luck! Young friend Shuhang, pay more attention to the women around you, like that young lady from the Chu Aristocratic Clan just now. If you had applied some ointment to her chest, you might have already gotten a cultivation partner!"

"Pfft~" Doudou burst out laughing.

"I understand, senior!" Song Shuhang gritted his teeth. "I will absolutely not have any casual contact with girls in the near future."

"Don't say that, young friend Shuhang, you've definitely been brainwashed by those guys in the group. Especially that Northern River's Loose Cultivator, you can't believe a word he says. My divination is actually quite accurate!" The Copper Trigram Immortal Master was completely stubborn.

"Yes, I believe you, senior." Song Shuhang gave a bitter smile and decided that for the next period of time, he would stay close to Senior White and absolutely not have any contact with girls. At least, he would wait until his darkened forehead recovered!

"Huh? Shuhang's forehead is so dark, yet he still has auspicious romantic luck?" The little monk, unaware of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master's attributes, pondered seriously for a moment before uttering two words: "Dark Divination?"

Doudou quickly covered the little monk's mouth with her foot. "Little guy, why are you saying such obvious things! Copper Trigram, these are just innocent childish words, don't take them to heart!"

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master: "..."

Suddenly, he felt so tired of living! He had only honestly stated the divination he had performed... Was honest interpretation of the divination a mistake? Was there really no room for an upright and honest person in this world?

Song Shuhang chuckled dryly, trying to change the subject. "Ahem, by the way, Senior Copper Trigram, you happened to be passing by, is there something you need to take care of?"

"Ah, there's something that's been bothering me a lot." The Copper Trigram Immortal Master sighed deeply and said, "Actually, I said I came here on my way, but in fact, I came specifically to find you!"

"?" Song Shuhang, Doudou, and the little monk all looked puzzled.

"I have a disciple..." Copper Trigram Immortal Master began to tell his story with a melancholy expression.

Doudou raised her paw, interrupting the Copper Trigram Immortal Master: "I know, that alt account in your group Iron Trigram Diviner, is your disciple's account. I heard about it from Yellow Mountain Big Fool."

"Don't interrupt!" the Copper Trigram Immortal Master said sternly, "Or I might give you an auspicious divination every day!"

Doudou immediately shrank back and stuck out her tongue, trying to look cute.

Song Shuhang was both amused and exasperated... Senior Copper Trigram, you're threatening Doudou like this, so you know you're doing black divination?!

After threatening Doudou, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master continued with a sigh, "Here's what happened: a few days ago, I suddenly felt like doing a divination for that Iron Trigram brat!"

"And then?" the little Guoguo asked cooperatively.

"Ah... that's an extremely auspicious divination, bringing great fortune. That divination result is the best I've ever obtained in my entire life of fortune telling," the Copper Trigram Immortal Master exclaimed with deep emotion.

The best divination they've ever received in their lives? Holy crap, something big is about to happen! Song Shuhang and Doudou thought to themselves in unison.

"However... my dear disciple Iron Trigram was terrified and immediately went into seclusion, not daring to step out of the door, locking himself in his meditation room." Copper Trigram Immortal Master sighed deeply.

"Huh? If it's the best auspicious divination, why are you so panicked?" The little monk, unaware of the 'black divination' attribute of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master, asked innocently.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master's lips twitched, and he said bitterly, "That's because, from the time I started learning divination until now, I've never made a single accurate prediction."

The young monk stiffened, then clasped his hands together and said solemnly, "Benefactor, please accept my condolences."

Doudou asked in confusion, "Then, Copper Trigram, you came looking for us, is it because we can help you in some way?"

Song Shuhang suddenly thought of a possibility and tried asking, "Venerable White?"