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Chapter 335

Senior White Stickers Take Over the Chat

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"Don't worry, I'll make sure they feel right at home," the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman laughed. After all, his grand ambition of 'realizing the primitive man's mastery of Chinese characters' still depended on the old professor and Gao Moumou's group. Naturally, he would treat Song Shuhang's friends well.

"Then I'll have to trouble you, Senior." After thinking for a moment, Song Shuhang sent another message: "Also... Senior Seven Lives Talisman, does your island have any equipment for contacting the outside world?... If possible, could you let my friends call home every now and then to let their families know they're safe?"

Since the news of the plane's disappearance has been released, the passengers' families are probably anxiously waiting for news. Therefore, if possible, Song Shuhang hopes to give the passengers a chance to let their families know they are safe.

"Report that they're safe?" The Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman paused for a moment before replying, "That's true. They'll be staying on the island for a while, so they definitely need to stay in touch with their families and let them know they're safe occasionally, so their families won't worry. No problem, leave it to me. I'll try to get a public phone or something so that everyone has a chance to talk to their families."

"Thank you for your hard work, Senior Seven Lives Talisman." Song Shuhang sent a smiley face emoji.

He secretly breathed a sigh of relief—for now, this was all he could do to help his friends.

After ending the call with the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman, Song Shuhang logged out of his chat account.

"Senior Copper Trigram, may I make another call?" Shuhang asked Copper Trigram Immortal Master.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master smiled and said, "Do as you please."

"Thank you, senior." Song Shuhang couldn't wait to dial his Mom Song's phone number.

The call was answered quickly.

"Hello, who is this?" A slightly tired voice came from the other Mom Song of the phone—the news of the missing plane had been made public, and Mom Song and Dad Song quickly found out that the missing flight was the one Song Shuhang was on.

The couple were frantic, dialing Song Shuhang's phone number repeatedly, but couldn't get through. The aviation authorities had only recently launched a rescue operation, and strangely enough, the plane seemed to have vanished into thin air, leaving no trace of wreckage.

Mom Song had cried several times in distress.

"Hello, Mom! It's me, Shuhang," Song Shuhang said.

As soon as the words left her lips, the sound of something falling could be heard from the other end of the phone. Then, Mom Song exclaimed, "Shuhang? Is that really you? Where are you? Where's your phone? Why can't I get through? And whose number is this, all asterisks?"

A phone number full of asterisks? So the Copper Trigram Immortal Master's phone number automatically has a 'masking' function, turning the number into asterisks when dialing others?

Song Shuhang comforted her, "Mom, calm down. I'm fine, I'm safe and sound! Not only me, but all the passengers on the plane are safe. My phone couldn't go through because there was no signal, so I was using a friend's special phone to make calls. I'm staying with some friends now, and I'll be home in a couple of days."

"Going home in a couple of days? Where are you now? Aren't you coming back right away?" Mom Song asked worriedly.

Song Shuhang continued to reassure his Mom Song, "I think I'm still in the Eastern Sea right now. But don't worry, Mom, my friends have a way to get me out of here. Don't worry, I'm safe and sound!"

Afterwards, Song Shuhang comforted his Mom Song for a long time before calming Mom Song down.

After hanging up the phone, Song Shuhang let out a deep sigh of relief. He handed the phone back to the Copper Trigram Immortal Master: "Thank you, senior."

In this way, his family won't worry about his safety for the time being. Fortunately, Senior Copper Trigram came to the island, allowing him to make a timely phone call back to reassure Mom Song and Dad Song.

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master took back his phone and smiled, "You're welcome."

"By the way, senior, where did you get this phone that can maintain a strong signal on a deserted island?" Song Shuhang asked curiously. If he could, he would like to get one like that too. He had a feeling that in the future, he would often be in places where ordinary phones couldn't get a signal.

"I got this phone from True Lord Yellow Mountain. Most of the special phones in the group were obtained from True Lord Yellow Mountain. Of course, some of the group members modified their own phones," Copper Trigram Immortal Master replied.

Song Shuhang nodded silently.

Just then, Venerable White came over. He had already applied ointment to Miss Chu Chu's wound. At the same time, he overheard Song Shuhang talking about modifying the phone.

"Shuhang, do you want to modify your phone? I'll modify it for you when we get back," Venerable White said.

Song Shuhang asked curiously, "Huh? Senior White can modify things?"

Venerable White took out his modified phone and shook it. "No problem, I just fiddled with it a few times and it's done."

As for how many phones were actually used up by this "casual fiddling around"... that's a trade secret.

Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up. "Senior White is amazing!"

The Copper Trigram Immortal Master gave a thumbs-up. "As expected of a senior!"

Venerable White put away his phone, his face calm.

"By the way, Senior White, after the ointment was applied, is Miss Chu Chu's injury any better?" Song Shuhang asked.

"The ointment is working well, and her overall injuries have begun to heal... She'll probably be lively and energetic again in about a month. However, she won't have the chance to participate in the 'Immortal Severing Platform'," Venerable White replied.

"We've done our best... There's nothing we can do about the Immortal Severing Platform." Song Shuhang sighed, then asked, "Senior White, shall we go and visit Senior Seven Lives Talisman next?"

"No rush... We need to wait for a few guests." Venerable White said with a smile.

A group of people from the Thirty-Three Beast God Sect Wolf One and Ox Two, are rushing towards this isolated island.

Venerable White wanted to give them a proper welcome, and also hoped to see if he could get a complete copy of the <Thirty-Three Beasts Innate Unity Qi Technique> from them. He was very interested in this technique.

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On the other side, within the Chu Aristocratic Clan...

Soft Feather sat on the lawn, her fingers flying across the keyboard.

The Chu Aristocratic Clan has gone all out; they are going to settle their score with the disciples of the 'Void Sword Sect Immortal Severing Platform'.

Both sides are now preparing for the upcoming 'Immortal Severing Platform,' and the atmosphere is tense and stormy.

Although Soft Feather wanted to help, she was not a member of the Chu Aristocratic Clan and could not participate in the 'Immortal Severing Platform' to lend a hand to the Chu Aristocratic Clan.

"This is so troublesome. If Senior Song could come now, that would be great. My Transformation Brooch is still on him... If I had that brooch, maybe I could take Sister Chu Chunying's place on the stage." Soft Feather murmured. If she could take the stage, apart from the patriarch of the 'Void Sword Sect', none of the other disciples would be a match for Soft Feather.

As she spoke, she pressed the Enter key forcefully.

"Done, upload successful!" Soft Feather laughed triumphantly.

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

While chatting, Northern River's Loose Cultivator, Mad Saber Three Waves, Dharma King Creation, and others suddenly saw a notification pop up in the group chat.

Soft Feather of Spirit Butterfly Island successfully uploaded a file [Senior White Sticker Pack] to the group space.

"What are these Senior White Sticker Pack? Are they related to Venerable White?" Northern River's Loose Cultivator was the first to reply, and at the same time he opened the group chat.

In the group space, there was a newly added file package.

The title is "[Senior White Sticker Pack]", and it has been downloaded 12 times.

Wow, that fast? I just clicked in, and twelve fellow cultivators have already downloaded this file package?

Northern River's Loose Cultivator sighed inwardly—cultivators with high cultivation levels also have exceptionally fast reaction times. Clearly, these twelve people were among the group whose cultivation levels surpassed even Northern River's Loose Cultivator's.

This number of downloads also shows that many experienced members in the group are quietly watching and immediately taking action when they see something interesting.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator silently clicked the download option, adding a download count to the file package uploaded by Soft Feather.

Unzip the file package... then import the emoticons through your chat software.

Then, Northern River's Loose Cultivator clicked on the emoji to view it.

The next moment, Northern River's Loose Cultivator was completely dumbfounded!

"Holy crap!" Northern River's Loose Cultivator stared at the new set of emojis that had appeared in his chat app.

The image features Venerable White with symmetrical twin ponytails, pointing to his cheeks with both hands. The accompanying caption reads, "I'm super cute today!"

With one ponytail tied on top of his head and the other behind his ear, the playful Venerable White is accompanied by the sparkling text: Cute!

Then came the Venerable White with a single ponytail, positioned with his hands clasped in prayer.

There's also the Venerable White with his bun hairstyle, whose face has been photoshopped with two pink patches: shyness.

There were many more: a sad Senior White, a Senior White sweating profusely, a White Venerable's Disdain, a Senior White offering blessings, Senior White expressing anger...

And so on and so forth, a complete series, nearly sixty different pictures.

After reading it, Northern River's Loose Cultivator felt as if he had been completely purified!

Is this a spiritual baptism?

Northern River's Loose Cultivator returned to the chat window of the Nine Provinces Number One Group and typed a string of words. "Soft Feather!"

He had only just opened the app and managed to send one message.

Many people in the group have started to chime in one after another.

Mad Saber Three Waves: "Well done, Miss Soft Feather +1"

Dharma King Creation: "Well done, Miss Soft Feather +2"

A moment later, Fairy Lychee popped up. "I'm super cute today too [cute Senior White emoji]."

The Fairy Lychee went on a rampage, spamming the screen with 'cute Senior White's emojis, sending out more than a dozen in one go.

Fairy Lychee: "I love this picture the most! I've decided, I'm going to change my profile picture to the 'Adorable Senior White' emoji with pigtails. Nobody can take this emoji from me!"

Without hesitation, a moment later, the Fairy Lychee's profile picture changed to Senior White with pigtails and her index fingers playfully pointing at her cheeks.

The Fairy Lychee seems to have started something.

The fellow cultivators in the group immediately sprang into action.

"I've reserved the 'Senior White's Prayer' emoticon with a single ponytail, don't try to take it from me, I'm changing my profile picture."

"Senior White's angry expression is amazing, I want this as my profile picture."

"This one is good too."

"This one is mine!"

In the blink of an eye... all thirty-odd group members who were frequently online had changed their profile pictures to various styles of Senior White's avatars. Looking around... it felt like the entire Nine Provinces Number One Group had suddenly turned into a 'Venerable White's alt account group'.

The "Senior White Sticker Pack" has become a trend in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

After I changed my profile picture... people in the group started exchanging emojis.

Mad Saber Three Waves: "Fairy Lychee, you're adorable today too! [Attached is a cute Senior White emoji]"

Fairy Lychee: "[Shy Senior White's expression]"

Snow Wolf Cave Master: "Three Waves Daoist Sanlang, [White Venerable's Disdain]."

Mad Saber Three Waves: "[A sad expression on Senior White]"

Even Master Profound Principle silently sent a 'cold Senior White's emoji.

As Northern River's Loose Cultivator silently watched his fellow Daoists in the group frantically Senior White emojis... he quietly wiped away a bead of cold sweat.

He suddenly had a strange feeling; he seemed to see a whole group of fellow cultivators dancing on the Flame Blade —were they all courting death?

However... the saying goes, "the law doesn't punish everyone," so if the whole group is courting death, maybe they won't die?

After thinking for a moment, Northern River's Loose Cultivator quietly changed his profile picture to [White Venerable's Disdain], feeling that the emoticon was fantastic.

After changing my profile picture to this one, whenever I chat with Copper Trigram Immortal Master, I'll just keep looking down on Copper Trigram. It feels incredibly satisfying!

In the short time it took for Northern River's Loose Cultivator to simply change his profile picture... 999 messages had already been sent to the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

"As expected of a cultivator, his typing speed is incredibly fast," muttered Northern River's Loose Cultivator.

Just as Northern River's Loose Cultivator was feeling sentimental.

True Lord Yellow Mountain appeared in the group chat.

After True Lord Yellow Mountain appeared, he first posted a mischievous smiley face, then he enlarged the 'cute Senior White face' and posted it.

"By the way, I'm curious. Whose hands are those in this picture? @Yu Soft Feather of Spirit Butterfly Island. Did Soft Feather take these photos?" True Lord Yellow Mountain asked with a smile.

Only then did everyone notice that at the edge of the picture of the ponytail-wearing, Venerable White One pointing his index fingers at his cheeks, there was a pair of hands retracting.

It's not easy to spot if you don't look closely.

The True Lord Yellow Mountain has discerning eyes!

Soft Feather had been spying on the screen.

To be honest, she didn't expect that the [Senior White Sticker Pack] she posted would be so popular with the seniors in the group. In just a few minutes after the emoji pack was posted, the Nine Provinces Number One Group was completely dominated by the 'Senior White emoji series'.

Upon seeing the group admin True Lord Yellow Mountain's call, Soft Feather shyly chimed in, "I took most of the photos."

True Lord Yellow Mountain sent a thumbs-up emoji.

That's great, not just for her actions, but also for Soft Feather's courage.

"Whose hands are these? Could they be the ones who dressed up Senior White?" True Lord Yellow Mountain asked curiously—which fellow Daoist was so audacious as to dare to offend the Grand Duke of Jupiter? Daring to style Venerable White's hair in all sorts of ways and pose him in all sorts of shy poses?

This is practically a death sentence; if this were a TV series, this character definitely wouldn't survive more than three episodes!

"Those are Senior Song's hands," Soft Feather of Spirit Butterfly Island said shyly.

Indeed, it's my young friend Song Shuhang?

The senior members in the group thought to themselves.

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