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Chapter 344

The Hand Feel Is Pretty Good

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The sharp dog claws pierced my body instantly, causing excruciating pain!

Then there was that enormous dog mouth, those sharp teeth... and there was a small piece of wild vegetable stuck between its teeth. The dog bit down on its own body and chewed it several times... the pain was excruciating.

It was an excruciating pain! This scene would become Song Shuhang's nightmare for a long time to come!

Will I get rabies? Being bitten so hard, I'm sure I'll get rabies, right?

Then... with a gulp, the golden fish that the boy Song Shuhang had transformed into was swallowed up by the Pekingese Doudou.

Song Shuhang felt everything go black... his body followed a slippery passage and fell into a terrifying bottomless abyss.

Is this Doudou's stomach?

Doudou, I will never forgive you. Even if you kneel before me crying, I will never forgive you... Waaah, is this stomach acid? It hurts so much, I feel like my body is melting.

Song Shuhang longed to burst into tears, but the golden fish he had transformed into seemed to lack salt in its body and was unable to produce tears.

This is the sorrow of tears that have dried.

"Senior Doudou, spit it out quickly! Spit out Senior Brother Shuhang!" The little monk, with his short legs, ran desperately to Doudou's side and picked Doudou up in one scoop.

Then, he held Doudou upside down by its hind legs and shook it vigorously.

"Wait... wait, I only ate a fish. What are you doing?" Doudou was dizzy from being shaken... but it didn't dare to kick its legs too hard. The little monk's small body would be 'dead' if it kicked him. So, Doudou could only let the little monk shake its body wildly.

"That little fish is Shuhang! Senior White turned Senior Brother Song into a little fish so he could rush up the waterfall and experience the feeling of 'Fish Leaping Dragon Gate'! Senior Doudou, you ate Senior Brother Shuhang! Spit it out quickly, or it will be too late! If it gets digested, it will be a disaster! Then Senior Brother Song Shuhang will turn into your poop and be excreted!" the little monk cried out in panic.

The words "[become poop and be excreted]" reached Song Shuhang's ears inside Doudou's stomach. Song Shuhang tilted his head; at that moment, he thought of poop, and then immediately thought of death. If he were to become poop, he would rather die!

"Don't shake me, don't shake me, put me down, I'll spit out that little golden fish," Doudou cried.

The little monk quickly put Doudou down.

Doudou made a face and reached into its mouth with its paw...

Then...

"Ugh!" Doudou Zhang vomited, expelling the small golden fish that was covered in wounds and blood.

They say you can't expect ivory from a dog's mouth, but it turns out you can... expect goldfish!

After spitting out the small fish, it murmured, "No wonder this little fish was so chewy, it turns out it was Shuhang."

On the ground, the golden fish gently patted its tail... As expected of Song Shuhang's transformation, its vitality was outstanding. If it were an ordinary fish, after being bitten and swallowed by Doudou, it would definitely be dead.

The golden fish that Song Shuhang had transformed into glanced at Doudou with incredibly resentful eyes...

After being swallowed by Doudou, it then vomited it back up. This experience is unforgettable!

"Shuhang, are you alright? Senior Brother Shuhang, don't die!" The little monk cried out anxiously, cradling Song Shuhang in his arms. After calling out a few times, he turned to Venerable White and cried, "Senior White, come quickly and see! Senior Brother Song Shuhang is dying!"

Song Shuhang weakly wagged his tail, his mouth opening and closing— Guoguo, quickly put me in the water! I can't breathe!

"Don't panic, let me see." Venerable White quickly came to the little monk's side and examined Song Shuhang's injuries from head to toe.

The claw marks from the dog's paws, the bites from its teeth, and the corrosive effects of stomach acid were truly horrible.

Venerable White reached out and pinched a ring, which was none other than Song Shuhang's 'Ancient Copper Ring'. After he turned into a fish, all his belongings were temporarily stored on Venerable White's person.

The Venerable White activated the ring and cast a Healing Spell on Song Shuhang.

Bathed in the light of the Healing Spell, the golden fish gradually recovered from its injuries.

The Venerable White put away the ring with satisfaction and said, "Alright, it should be done."

The young monk breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Shuhang, are you feeling better?"

Song Shuhang weakly wagged his tail, his mouth opening and closing—Senior, Guoguo, quickly put me in the water, hurry! I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore... I'm going to suffocate.

The golden fish finally flapped its tail with all its might, and the next moment, Song Shuhang's vision suddenly went black.

The goldfish version of Song Shuhang -- is dead!

The fish's mouth opened stiffly, as if its soul was floating out of it.

"..." The little monk was stunned for a moment, then shouted, "Oh no, Senior White, Senior Brother Song Shuhang is dead!"

Doudou: "..."

Venerable White rubbed his chin, his slender fingers poking at Jin Yixiaoyu's body. "Hmm, she's indeed dead. Looks like she can't be saved."

The little monk. "What should we do? What should we do?"

"It's alright, don't worry. He's just dead, it's nothing." Venerable White silently looked at Doudou: "On the contrary, Doudou, you need to be mentally prepared. If you swallow this bite whole, Song Shuhang will definitely hate you to death."

Pekingese Doudou: "..."

It can't be entirely its fault, can it? Who would have known that Song Shuhang would suddenly turn into a little goldfish? Venerable White, you also bear some responsibility for this!

"Be prepared to face Song Shuhang's wrath. You'd better think of a graceful way to apologize now. After you go out, kneel down and apologize before Song Shuhang gets angry. Given Shuhang personality, there's a 50% chance he'll forgive you," Venerable White suggested from the side.

Doudou scratched her head. Should she kneel down and apologize?

"Ready? We're leaving." Venerable White chuckled and snapped his fingers.

Everyone only felt a blur before their eyes.

The waterfall, the water's surface, and the golden fish have all disappeared!

The next moment, everyone returned to that small, isolated island in the Eastern Sea.

Venerable White rubbed his temples, looking somewhat weary—the ability of illusory 'reality' consumed a lot of mana. In fact, this ability was not something a 'Seventh-Grade Spirit Venerable' could use. Senior White was using a skill beyond his rank, so the consumption was naturally high.

Beside the Venerable, Doudou frowned, racking her brains for the 'posture of apology'.

The young monk stood there, stunned, holding the unconscious Song Shuhang in his arms.

"Senior Brother Shuhang! That's great, Senior Brother Shuhang is back!" The little monk quickly put Song Shuhang down, then reached out to check his breath, and breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank goodness... Senior Brother Song Shuhang is still alive."

Crunch, crunch— Song Shuhang, still unconscious, ground his teeth violently. Was it anger? Or terror?

"Shuhang, wake up, wake up!" The little monk hugged Song Shuhang's cheeks tightly and rubbed them.

Soon, Song Shuhang woke up groggily.

"I've managed to survive again today," Song Shuhang murmured.

The young monk clasped his hands together and said solemnly, "No, Shuhang, you have already died once today."

"Die." Song Shuhang's lips twitched.

Sharp paws, a huge snout, sharp teeth, a terrifying stomach...

"Doudou!" Song Shuhang roared—he absolutely wouldn't forgive it! It had even bitten and chewed on his body several times; it hurt so much!

"I'm sorry!" Doudou responded in a loud voice, "I was wrong, Shuhang, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have gotten greedy when I saw the little fish, and I shouldn't have eaten that golden fish before finding out what was going on! As punishment, I won't eat fish for the next month, okay?"

Song Shuhang: "..."

You've already handled the apology and punishment yourself, what am I supposed to say? You stole my lines, Doudou!

"Forgive me, Shuhang!" Doudou looked at Song Shuhang with Chu Chu eyes, trying her best to be cute.

Song Shuhang reached out and punched Doudou on the head with both fists. "Aaaaaah!"

He spun his fists around forcefully.

Doudou was taken aback at first... What was Song Shuhang trying to do?

Yes, Song Shuhang's strength is at the First-Grade Dragon-Gate Leap Realm.

Doudou is a highly accomplished demon, at the Peak Fourth-Grade, just one step away from transforming her Demon Core and advancing to the Fifth-Grade Great Demon. Even if Song Shuhang used all his strength, his fist would only tickle Doudou.

But Doudou is very smart.

When it saw Song Shuhang's ferocious expression, it immediately joined in with a scream, "Ahhh~ It hurts so much~~ Please spare me, I'll never eat fish again~~ It hurts so much~~ It hurts so much~~"

Song Shuhang: "..."

Doudou were so pitiful, it would have been better if she hadn't screamed at all.

He reluctantly withdrew his fist from Doudou's head, letting out a soft sigh—damn it, my fist hurts so much. Doudou's head is so hard!

"Are you calm now?" Doudou asked, blinking her eyes.

"Sigh." Song Shuhang sighed deeply, feeling like he was about to suffer internal injuries from holding it in.

At this moment, Venerable White spoke again, "Everyone, please take a good rest..."

"Senior, are you coming again?" Song Shuhang's eyes were a little moist.

"Don't be afraid. You're tired today, we'll continue tomorrow. Today was an accident, I guarantee there won't be any problems tomorrow," Venerable White smiled slightly.

"Good." Song Shuhang secretly breathed a sigh of relief—one more day is better than one more. It's better to die tomorrow than today.

"Take a good rest. Actually, experiencing 'death' is a very good experience, and it will be very helpful for you to solidify your Dao Heart in the future." Venerable White gently patted Song Shuhang's head.

Then, Venerable White's hand stroked Song Shuhang's bald head again... Hmm, it felt surprisingly nice.

************

Inside the tent.

The girl Chu Chu, slowly woke up again. The pain in her chest and body had lessened, and her flattened chest showed signs of recovery.

According to the beautiful senior in white, her injuries should heal in about a month.

However, a month would definitely not be enough time to catch up with the Battle of Immortal Severing Platform.

Without her, it would be very difficult for the younger generation of the Chu Aristocratic Clan to surpass the younger generation of the 'Void Sword Sect'.

Can anyone help her...?

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