Are You Fellow Daoist Jiao Ba? I'd Like to Pre-Order a Great Tsunami.

What does "disposable Song Shuhang" mean? Is there any close connection between this and Disposable Flying Sword or Disposable Meteor Sword?

As Song Shuhang thought about this, he felt his bladder was getting full and he suddenly felt an urge to urinate...

"Senior... could you explain the functions of this 'Disposable Song Shuhang 001 Edition' to me?" Song Shuhang asked cautiously.

"Don't worry, it doesn't have any exaggerated functions." Venerable White chuckled, reassuring Song Shuhang, "This is Talisman Treasure I adapted from the 'Myriad-Mile Escape Technique.' Didn't I say yesterday that I wanted you to experience the 'successful Dragon Gate Leap's first? This is what I made so you could experience that leap over the Dragon Gate Leap."

"Hey... Senior, I just want to ask, will it make me Spiral Ascension with a 'Piu~'?" Song Shuhang asked nervously. If it could make him ascend to heaven with a 'Piu~' using 'Blade Storm' mode, he would have no choice but to immediately use his ultimate technique, 'Five Hundred Ways to Surrender to Human Cultivators,' on Senior White!

"You're not a flying sword, so those complex runes can't be imprinted on you." Venerable White explained unhurriedly, "This 'Disposable Song Shuhang 001 Edition' has only one function: it greatly simplifies the 'Myriad-Mile Escape Technique' and retains the most basic power function. It can give your body a powerful upward thrust, allowing you to rush against the Dragon Gate Waterfall."

So... with it, even if you accidentally swim into a tsunami zone, as long as you activate it, you can use its powerful propulsion to escape the tsunami zone. Moreover, I've been waiting on the beach, and as soon as you activate the 'Disposable Song Shuhang 001 Edition,' I can immediately come to your aid."

Hearing this, Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief—meaning it was something like a motor that could increase his power. Even in a tsunami, he could ride the waves with the 'Disposable Song Shuhang 001 Edition,' which sounded pretty good!

He was relieved that it wouldn't Spiral Ascension.

"Then, senior... I'll go into the sea now." Song Shuhang was in high spirits. He waved and rushed into the sea.

The Venerable White smiled slightly and continued to stand on the reef, lost in thought.

After entering the water, Song Shuhang swam happily for a while before suddenly diving into the seabed.

Before diving, he had already cast a 'Turtle-Breathing Technique' on himself. This Turtle-Breathing Technique, which Senior White had taught him when he last flew into space in a helicopter, had countless uses.

One can use the Turtle-Breathing Technique to go without breathing for several hours, saving Earth Mother a lot of oxygen every day.

The Venerable White remained silent and lost in thought for a long time.

Just then, his phone rang. The Venerable swiped the phone screen and saw the caller ID displayed as "True Lord, Flood Dragon Overlord Ba".

Venerable White stretched, answered the phone, and then held the phone an arm's length away from himself.

"Hey, it's Fellow Daoist Bai! Long time no see, hahaha~~ Sorry, I was just in the middle of creating my Sixteen child with my third wife, so I didn't answer your call. By the way, what's up?" A booming, thunderous voice came from the other end of the line, a very bold and unrestrained tone.

This Jiao True Lord, Flood Dragon Overlord, is one of Senior White's old friends and fellow Daoists.

Not long ago, Venerable White wanted to organize a 'Hand Tractor Race', so he searched for the contact information of many Old Daoist friends. This Jiao True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord is one of Venerable White's Old Daoist friends.

"Well, I was thinking of getting together with you in a few days, but I don't know if you're free. It's been over a hundred years since our group of fellow Daoists last met," Venerable White said with a smile.

"Sigh, Fellow Daoist Bai... It's you who hasn't seen us for over a hundred years. We, a group of people, still meet every few decades. It's just that you've been in seclusion for over a hundred and fifty years and haven't seen us." The voice of True Lord Jiao continued to boom loudly from the other side.

Venerable White: "..."

"However, it's been over twenty years since we last got together. Why don't you arrange a time and place, and I'll inform the other fellow Daoists? We really should have a good get-together to congratulate you on your return from seclusion," Jiao True Lord laughed heartily.

Venerable White nodded and said, "Alright, I'll set a location in a few days and then let you know. Now, I have something I'd like to ask you."

Jiao True Lord asked, "What is it?"

"I remember the coordinates of : in the Eastern Sea are your territory, right? I'd like to reserve a small-scale, but high-powered tsunami with you. Is that alright?" Venerable White asked.

"Haha, no problem. However, I've now handed this territory over to my twenty-first daughter. Wait a moment, I'll contact her in a bit and have her create a massive tsunami for you. By the way, I'll have her contact you directly, and you can discuss with her the specific range, size, height, and power of the tsunami you need," Jiao True Lord laughed heartily.

It seems that in the past hundred years, Jiao True Lord's territory has expanded a lot... He has even begun to divide the territory among his children.

"Your twenty-first daughter? Born in the last hundred years? Alright, have her contact me. Once things are settled, I'll give her a small gift as a token of our meeting," Venerable White said with a smile.

"Fellow Daoist Bai, you're too kind! Hahaha~~ In the past hundred years, I've had several children. From the nineteenth to the twenty-fifth, they were all daughters, it's really strange. I'm currently trying to have my Sixteen child, hoping to have a son. That way, I'll have eleven sons, just enough for a football team. Ten years from now, I can lead my sons' football team to storm that Silly Abalone's cave and crush his sons' team!" True Lord said smugly.

Venerable White: "..."

To raise enough money for a boys' soccer team, Jiao True Lord is really going all out. He's truly risking his life, even losing seven lives... seven daughters. And if his Sixteen child is also a daughter, Jiao True Lord will have to keep risking his life.

"I'll hang up now. My daughter will call you later." Jiao True Lord's thunderous voice boomed, and he hung up the phone a moment later.

Venerable White picked at his ear and silently put the phone back in front of him.

I'd witnessed the loudness of Jiao True Lord's voice back when he used the 'Thousand-Mile Voice Transmission Technique,' and in recent years, as his strength has steadily increased, his voice has become even louder.

As he pondered this, Venerable White's phone rang again.

The call came from an unfamiliar number.

"It must be the daughter of True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord," Venerable White swiped his phone and answered the call.

"Hello, is this Senior White? This is Yu Jiaojiao. I just heard the details from my father. Senior White, where are you? I'd like to come see you and discuss this in person." A very cute girl's voice came through the phone.

"Okay, my coordinates are..." Venerable White reported his coordinates to Yu Jiaojiao.

Why would Flood Dragon Overlord name his child something as cute as Yu Jiaojiao?