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Chapter 354

Let's Capture an Author to Write the Script

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Bald head, shining bright!

Song Shuhang landed successfully.

Just then, Venerable White was about to tell him about the 'Dragon Gate Empowerment'. But before Venerable White could speak, Song Shuhang suddenly roared, preemptively shouting, "Senior White, let's go make a movie!"

"???" Venerable White was full of doubt. Had Shuhang gone mad? Could it be that his "Disposable Song Shuhang 001 Edition" had been too effective and had broken Song Shuhang?

Yu Jiaojiao, nestled in Venerable White's palm, blinked. Suddenly, she forcefully banged her head against the Venerable's palm—don't tell her that the person she was supposed to participate in the 'Dragon Gate Empowerment' with was this very guy.

If it really was this guy in front of her, she had a feeling that her first attempt at "Dragon Gate Empowerment" was definitely doomed!

Please, please, please don't let it be this!

"Ahem, Senior White! Don't you think movies are really interesting and amazing?!" Song Shuhang jumped off the Disposable Flying Sword, then spread his arms and said, "The world of movies is so vast and boundless. Everything that humans can imagine can be described through film. Family, love, science fiction, fantasy, martial arts, action, thriller, ancient times, and all sorts of other elements can be incorporated into movies! As long as you dare to imagine and dare to film, there's nothing you can't film!"

Venerable White nodded. He had recently watched quite a few movies. "Yes, some movies are silly, but some are indeed very interesting."

"So, let's make a movie!" Song Shuhang clenched his fist and said, "When I went home for summer vacation, I had an idea—I want to make a fun movie before the Chinese New Year this year! Senior White, would you like to make a movie with me? This would be a rare life experience!"

The Venerable White's eyes lit up. "This seems quite interesting."

Yu Jiaojiao glanced at Venerable White in surprise, then repeatedly banged her head against Senior White palm—if even the Venerable Bai was breaking down like this, she felt that her first attempt at 'Dragon Gate Empowerment' was definitely doomed.

Well, at most, consider it gaining experience and striving for the second "Dragon Gate Empowerment". Yu Jiaojiao is now deeply traumatized and extremely pessimistic.

The Venerable White was successfully piqued by Song Shuhang, and even put aside the matter of 'Dragon Gate Empowerment' for the time being.

He asked curiously, "Do you have a subject you want to film?"

"I have a rough idea, but... I need someone to write this story down and then turn it into a script." Song Shuhang clenched his fist—well, although his so-called 'story idea' was that he would dress up as a nouveau riche and flaunt a pile of 'vehicle registration certificates' wherever he went.

Since this is an 'important prop,' it needs to appear frequently throughout the entire movie.

"We can find a novelist to write the story you want," said Venerable White.

"But where do I find a suitable novelist?" Song Shuhang stroked his chin. "I'll ask the seniors in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' and ask them to recommend an author who can write interesting plots."

"No need for all that trouble!" Venerable White waved his hand and said, "There are plenty of novelists online. We're making the movies we like, so we don't need such a rigid script. We'll find a suitable online author, see what novels they've written, and as long as their style is interesting and humorous, that's fine."

Song Shuhang nodded silently.

Just then... Yu Jiaojiao, who had been looking pessimistic, suddenly spoke up, "If you're looking for authors with an interesting style, I have several candidates. I've been following a few very interesting novels. I even know the address of one of the authors!"

Yu Jiaojiao was suddenly drawn into this strange topic! Movies weren't her cup of tea, but novels were something she really enjoyed, which sparked her interest in joining the conversation.

"Huh, a talking salamander?" Song Shuhang only then noticed the strange pink fish with legs in Venerable White's palm.

"Hehe, she's Yu Jiaojiao, the daughter of an old friend of mine," Senior White explained with a smile. "Besides, she's not a salamander; she's a hybrid of Flood Dragon and Fish Demon."

A descendant of Flood Dragon? Damn, appearances can be deceiving! Song Shuhang couldn't help but take a few more glances at the little pink fish... Creatures associated with dragons always seem to have a high-class feel to them.

"Hmph!" Yu Jiaojiao snorted coldly, then continued the previous topic, "Ahem, where were we? Oh right, I know the approximate address of a comedian. We can pinpoint his location and bring him here..."

"Wait, Miss Yu Jiaojiao!" Song Shuhang hurriedly interrupted Yu Jiaojiao, "Why use the 'grabbing' method?"

"Oh, because I originally wanted to bring him over. This author updates rather slowly, only writing 5,000 to 6,000 words a day, and always late at night. Tsk tsk, can't even manage 10,000 words a day, so lazy, how can he survive in the online novel world? So, I wanted to take this opportunity to bring him over, lock him in a dark room, and make him write at least 20,000 words a day, or he won't get any food," Yu Jiaojiao replied calmly.

Song Shuhang swallowed hard, silently lighting a candle for the unknown author who was being eyed by Yu Jiaojiao.

Then, Shuhang replied, "Okay, after we get back to China, we'll first contact that interesting author online and have him write a script for us. Money isn't a problem. Then, I can contact the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group to find me a director. Then we'll borrow some equipment and make it into a movie."

Senior White nodded and added, "I'm planning to invite a lot of old friends over for a get-together, and maybe I can have them participate in the film as well. They're all fellow Daoists with rich life experiences, and it'll definitely be a lot of fun acting with them."

"Okay, then it's settled!" Song Shuhang said excitedly—at the same time, he secretly clenched his fist, thinking, "YES, I've successfully diverted Senior White's interest."

Young Daoist surnamed Song... you'll be able to live for another three episodes!

"Count me in, count me in! Once I successfully pass the 'Dragon Gate Empowerment,' I can transform into Fishman, and then I can act in movies with you all!" Yu Jiaojiao excitedly raised her little hand.

"Okay, you're in the running," Song Shuhang said boldly, then suddenly paused. "Fishman? Yu Jiaojiao, you can transform?"

"Of course, once I pass the 'Dragon Gate Empowerment,' I can transform into Fishman!" Yu Jiaojiao.

"Oh, the Dragon Gate Empowerment, I almost forgot about that." Venerable White clapped his hands and said, "Shuhang, I've prepared a rare opportunity for you, don't miss it!"

Congratulations to the seventh leader of Qidian, fellow Daoist [If There Is a Next Life].

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