Doudou Passed by Home Nine Times Without Going In

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Doudou felt dizzy... He crashed headfirst into a protective shield. And the shield was incredibly sturdy, definitely befitting Venerable-Tier. Doudou felt like he'd slammed into a super-alloy metal plate; it hurt terribly.

The little monk on its back pulled the sick Chu Chu back just in time, preventing Chu Chu from getting hurt again.

Doudou jumped back onto the Meteor Sword's Escape Light, looking frustrated. "No, Venerable White has set up a defense around the flying sword; we can't jump out."

Song Shuhang: "..."

After thinking for a moment, he said, "How about we try attacking Senior White? I remember that even in seclusion, Senior White will instinctively wake up if he senses killing intent!"

"Heh. Woof, if you want to die, die by yourself, don't drag me down with you," Doudou said disdainfully—don't you know how terrifying the Venerable is?

What if someone unleashes killing intent at Venerable White, and Venerable White instinctively retaliates?

When the time comes, a million sword energies will be unleashed simultaneously, slicing everyone on the flying swords into thin slices of meat in seconds, ensuring that each slice is of uniform thickness!

"Then what do we do? Stay on the flying sword for two days?" Song Shuhang shrugged.

"Perhaps we can pray... It's said that Senior White, who is currently in seclusion, is very efficacious. We can make a wish to him so that he can wake up from his seclusion soon," the little monk suggested.

Doudou shrugged. "But I didn't bring an incense burner."

Holy crap, so what Soft Feather said about 'making a wish to the Venerable White in seclusion being effective' really has spread throughout the Cultivation World! Doudou and the little monk both know about it!

"Sincerity is key; incense is merely a formality." The young monk said solemnly, clasping his hands together as he began to pray to Venerable White: "Senior White, I hope you can bless Venerable White to end his seclusion soon!"

Song Shuhang: "..." This wish is full of flaws!

After finishing his prayer, the little monk patted his bald head—"Well, since I've already prayed, why not make a few more wishes?"

So the little monk continued, "Senior White, I hope that when my senior brother comes to pick me up in Three Days, Abbot Profound Principle won't beat my buttocks raw, and certainly not like Senior Brother Song Shuhang who beat me until I shit myself."

Song Shuhang: "..."

When did I actually beat the shit out of you? Was it in my dream? Should I really consider beating that little monk until he shits himself?

After making her wish, Xiaohe glanced around again and closed her eyes once more. "Oh, I forgot, I hope Senior White can help Miss Chu Chu heal from her injuries soon."

This wish actually sounds quite plausible.

Chu Chu glanced gratefully at the little monk, then, taking advantage of everyone's inattention, she quietly closed her eyes and quickly made a wish in her heart. "I hope I will have the opportunity to step onto the Immortal Severing Platform, fight for the Chu Household, and defeat all the disciples of the Void Sword Sect!"

After making her wish, Chu Chu quietly opened her eyes and glanced around. Seeing that Song Shuhang, the little monk, Doudou hadn't noticed her, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

I have this feeling of being a thief...

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Song Shuhang was fortunate that he had brought the Grain-Repelling Pill with him on this trip. So, at least for the next two days, he wouldn't die of hunger from lack of food and water.

The Venerable White's flying sword carried everyone on a round-the-world trip around the Earth.

At first, it had a fixed direction of travel, but later its flight path became unpredictable.

The people of the USA welcome you!

The people of the United Arab Emirates welcome you!

The people of Australia welcome you!

Then, somehow, after spinning and spinning, I ended up back in the Eastern Sea.

After reaching the Eastern Sea, the Meteor Sword's flight path returned to its previous route, starting from "Welcome to the People of the Dongding," then proceeding to Wenzhou, Lishui, Longyong... and finally, Yellow Mountain!

"Oh, we've arrived at Yellow Mountain again." Song Shuhang glanced down and yawned.

Perhaps his mind was a little tired, Song Shuhang spoke his mind and said to Doudou, "Doudou, this is already passing by your home twice without going in. I believe in you, and you'll soon be passing by your home three times without going in. Even passing by your home four or five times is no problem!"

Doudou ground her teeth forcefully at Song Shuhang.

When the flying sword is ready, find a tender spot on Song Shuhang and give him a good bite.

Don't worry about rabies, its mouth is very clean.

"How boring," Song Shuhang muttered. Oh right... there will be a signal once we get to China, right? Then he can text Soft Feather and tell her to keep an eye out for the package from 'Venerable White'.

Song Shuhang groggily reached into his pocket—wait, where's my phone?

Oh wait! When he boarded the flying sword, it seems Senior White took his phone?

Song Shuhang: "..."

Could it be that Venerable White is keeping an eye on him, to prevent him from tipping off the seniors in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'?

The Meteor Sword flew faster and faster... In the end, Song Shuhang witnessed the sunrise several times in just a few hours.

This is truly a case of closing your eyes and opening them again, and the sun rises once more.

Close your eyes again, open them again, and the sun will rise again!

I closed my eyes again, then opened them again... and the sun came out again.

I'm so tired.

This round-the-world trip continued, with visits to the skies over several more countries.

During the encounter, they narrowly missed a fighter jet from an unknown country, almost causing an air disaster. Fortunately, the Meteor Sword seemed to have a spirit and autonomously avoided the oncoming fighter jet.

After an unknown period of time, the Meteor Sword returned to the Eastern Sea.

Continuing from the welcoming ceremony at the Dongding, we passed through Wenzhou, Lishui, Longyong... and then, once again, we passed through Yellow Mountain!

"We've passed by my home three times already," Song Shuhang, turning to Doudou Dou.

"Senior Doudou is so heartless, passing by your home three times without going in," the little monk said to Doudou with a serious expression.

Doudou brandished its sharp claws, aiming at Song Shuhang and the little monk, seemingly searching for a place to strike.

Song Shuhang and the little monk quickly shut their mouths...

By the way, how long until Senior White finishes his seclusion?

Bored, Song Shuhang practiced the Vajra Foundation Fist and the Unmoving Vajra Body on his flying sword. The Blood Qi and blood in his five acupoints had been fully restored, and he was just waiting for Venerable White to release the seal on his abdomen, which would be the time for him to advance to the Second-Stage True Master.

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Then, Doudou passed by her house several times without going in...

After an unknown amount of time, Doudou had passed by her home nine times without entering... but the Meteor Sword was flying faster and faster.

July 21, early morning.

The area where the Chu Household and the Void Sword Sect are located Immortal Severing Platform.

The Immortal Severing Platform Battle is about to begin.

People from the Chu Aristocratic Clan and the Void Sword Sect stood on either side of the Immortal Severing Platform.

"Elder, Chu Chu still hasn't returned." A tall, thin man approached the Chu Household elder and said softly.

The elder clenched his fist tightly, gritting his teeth in hatred.

Opposite him, the leader of the Void Sword Sect smiled sinisterly...

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