Cultivation Chat Group
Chapter 373

Aaaahhhhhh~~

1,930 words6 min read1 view1mo agoSource
Next

"What is this? A flying sword? Where did this flying sword come from? Come to think of it, this flying sword looks familiar. Where have I seen it before?" True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey wondered.

Suddenly, a burst of light appeared on the wooden flying sword.

The spiral ascension function is activated, offering an efficient and rapid ascension method that you deserve!

The 'video recording function' was also activated at the same time.

The next moment, the True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey spun like an electric drill and shot into the sky.

"Waaaaah..." The True Lord made a strange sound...

Because he was spinning so fast, a terrifying storm formed around him, and sword energy crisscrossed everywhere!

And so, the True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey, clutching his calligraphy paper, spun around and crashed into the skylight on the roof of his temple, ascending into the sky like a tornado—this skylight was originally a shortcut for the True Lord to Sword Flight, and fortunately, with this passage, the roof of Ancient Lake Abbey was spared a repair.

The powerful sound effects and stunning visuals of the Spiral Ascension awakened many disciples in the Ancient Lake Abbey.

"Look everyone, what's that?"

"It looks like the abbot."

"Ah, it really is the abbot!"

"The abbot has ascended to heaven!"

"Is the Abbot testing a new Sword Escape technique?"

"Wow, that's amazing! It might be a secret technique combining 'Sword Escape' and 'swordsmanship.' Look at the abbot, sword energy is crisscrossing around him. So cool! And it seems the abbot's strength has improved a lot; the speed of his Sword Escape is incredible!"

"Wow, that's fast! They've already ascended into the sky!" the disciples exclaimed excitedly.

Little did he know, the True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey was completely dumbfounded... because he finally remembered where he had seen this wooden flying sword before. Wasn't this Senior White's 'Disposable Flying Sword' series?

So the 'gift box' contained Disposable Flying Sword? Is it going to send him all the way to space?

Is this the surprise? The True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey was moved to tears.

Moreover, he felt slightly dizzy; was it because he was spinning too fast?

No, if it were just a simple spinning speed, his Sixth-Grade True Lord physique would be able to withstand it. But when the flying sword Spiral Ascension, it was also accompanied by interference from Venerable White's spiritual power. As a result, even he was finding it difficult to cope.

Finally... the Spiral Ascension reached a sufficient height.

[It's stopped, it's finally stopped!] True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey thought to himself.

But before he could catch his breath, the other two functions on the flying sword were activated in succession.

The 'meteor Glow Effect' and 'Curved Variable-Speed Flight' functions are activated simultaneously!

The True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey in the sky transformed into a brilliant shooting star, streaking across the heavens. Its trajectory was bizarre, constantly shifting up and down, left and right as it streaked across the sky...

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh~~" True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey let out a series of screams.

Because it was early morning, the meteor Glow Effect was particularly dazzling.

"Master is amazing! I didn't know Sword Flight could be done like that!"

"The twisted arc is so large!"

"Keep it up, Master!"

"Master, one more! One more!"

Inside the Ancient Lake Abbey, the disciples who were unaware of the truth cheered and shouted loudly.

Then, in their sight, the meteor that True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey had transformed into flew further and further away... and gradually disappeared.

"Huh? Where did the abbot fly off to?"

"I don't know, it's so far away, why doesn't it fly back?"

"By the way, I think I faintly heard the abbot's scream?"

"You must have misheard. Never mind, let's go back to sleep. With the Abbot's power, no matter how far he flies, it'll be a quick trip back."

So the disciples nodded in agreement and went back to the Daoist temple to sleep.

Starry sky.

"Aaaaaah~~"

I want to fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun. The world is waiting for me to change it. I'm not afraid for anyone to see the dreams I want to pursue...

The screams of the True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey filled the entire Night Sky.

************************

On the other side, in the secret cave of Mad Saber Three Waves.

Three Waves was humming a song, enjoying the wonderful hot spring.

Just then, a figure suddenly appeared silently in front of Three Waves.

He was a man with the air of a recluse. As the saying goes, a minor recluse hides in the wilderness, a middle recluse hides in the city, and a great recluse hides in the court. The man in front of you was the kind of person who, no matter where he hid, would not be easily discovered.

"Fellow Daoist Three Waves, how have you been?" The hermit-like man smiled slightly at Three Waves.

Mad Saber Three Waves: "..."

Damn, while my secret cave isn't as heavily guarded as the main cave, it still has over a hundred different kinds of restrictions. The other party broke through so many restrictions so easily, without even letting me sense anything. And how did they even get here?

"Gulp." Mad Saber Three Waves swallowed hard and chuckled dryly, "Fellow Lay Buddhist Clear River, hello there!"

"Hehehe." The hermit chuckled slightly, "Three Waves Sanlang, you've called me by the wrong name."

"I'm sorry," Mad Saber Three Waves immediately apologized, correcting himself, "I remember now. Lay Buddhist Ash Scatterer! It's Lay Buddhist Ash Scatterer!"

"Wrong, guess again." The hermit stepped forward and placed his hand in the hot spring.

The next moment, Three Waves felt the temperature of the hot spring rise sharply, and a faint aroma of wine wafted from the hot spring.

Alcohol? Oh, I remember now, this person's Daoist name is related to alcohol!

Three Waves shouted loudly, "It's Lay Buddhist Wine Dust! It's Lay Buddhist Wine Dust! This time it's definitely him!"

"Wrong again. Here, I'll give you two more chances." The Zi Wen. "If you still haven't guessed correctly after two chances, the hot spring will catch fire."

Mad Saber Three Waves broke out in a cold sweat that he couldn't stop. Even though he was soaking in the hot spring, he felt as if he were in the dead of winter.

"Lay Buddhist Overlord, that's it! This time it must be right!" Mad Saber Three Waves racked his brains and exclaimed—Damn it, why didn't he do what Northern River's Loose Cultivator did and write down the name and Daoist title of the person in front of him on a small piece of paper and stick it in a conspicuous place?

The hermit nodded silently.

"Yes, that's right?" Mad Saber Three Waves's eyes lit up with joy.

"No, I just feel that this Daoist title is quite imposing. Hehe, there's still one chance. Three Waves, cherish it!" The hermit man chuckled, while simultaneously channeling his spiritual power.

The hot spring was now filled with the aroma of wine, and Mad Saber Three Waves felt a little intoxicated just from the smell. What if this wine spring caught fire...?

Damn it, what is it?

Something related to wine, something related to wine, yes, I remembered it - the first word is the word "drunk"!

But what is the second character?

There's one more chance, the last chance. I absolutely cannot make a mistake.

Mad Saber Three Waves racked his brains.

I remember now!

The second character seems to be related to celestial bodies!

"It's Lay Buddhist Drunk Sun, there's no doubt about it!" Mad Saber Three Waves exclaimed confidently—this time, there's definitely no mistake.

"Hehehehe." The hermit man laughed loudly.

"Right, right?" Mad Saber Three Waves asked urgently.

"Congratulations... you answered incorrectly!" The hermit man's right hand burst into flames, and he slammed it into the hot spring. "It's the Drunk Moon Hermit! Remember this name well!"

Just then... a flash of sword light suddenly appeared from the pile of Three Waves's clothes by the hot spring.

Then the sword light supported Mad Saber Three Waves's body and lifted him out of the hot spring.

"Trying to escape? Do you think you can get away so easily?"

"Huh?" Mad Saber Three Waves looked at the flying sword beneath him with some confusion. Where did this flying sword come from?

He uses a knife, not a flying sword.

In a moment of surprise, Drunk Moon Hermit pounced and grabbed Mad Saber Three Waves' arm. "Get down there and experience the fiery hot spring!"

But the lay Buddhist had barely finished speaking.

A faint light flickered on the wooden sword.

'Spiral Ascension Function' activated!

The Blade Storm Ascension Technique caused Drunk Moon Hermit and Mad Saber Three Waves to involuntarily embrace each other due to the sudden spinning, and they began to spin wildly like drills.

Mad Saber Three Waves' secret abode is located in a mountain cave.

This time, the two of them were truly like drills, Three Waves heads pressed against the top of the cave, constantly spinning and spinning...

Dust and debris flew everywhere, and sparks flew in all directions.

Mad Saber Three Waves was filled with regret—why had he made the restrictions on the Dongding so hard? He'd been trying to drill through for ages and still couldn't get through.

Buzzing...

Finally, after much difficulty, Three Waves's secret cave was drilled open, and Three Waves and the layman were spun around and sent into the air.

The Drunk Moon Hermit roared, "Three Waves, stop!"

"It just won't stop!" Mad Saber Three Waves shouted back, because it wasn't his anymore.

In the end Three Waves only had time to shout at his cave dwelling, "Ya, take good care of this cave!"

After roaring, Three Waves and the hermit flew into the Night Sky, transforming into a shooting star and shooting away into the distance. Ya was a spirit beast that Three Waves raised, which could help him look after his cave when he was not around.

Then... in the starry sky, the screams of Three Waves and the layman echoed one after another.

Oh, by the way, the flying function attached to Three Waves's 'Disposable Meteor Sword' is the 'Big Windmill' flying technique. While flying, the flying sword will suddenly start spinning like Big Windmill, it's really beautiful, really beautiful.

During the flight, Three Waves suddenly remembered something. "I remember now, this is Venerable White's Disposable Flying Sword series... Ahhh..."

"Disposable Flying Sword? Does that mean it's going to fly into space? Ahhhhh~" Drunk Moon Hermit gazed at the starry sky.

Follow me to the stars and the sea, to an era where hearts yearn for distant horizons. The dream remains, light-years away, pride never allows defeat!

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh~~" A male duet of screams echoed through the Night Sky...

************************

The Fairy Lychee's Cave.

The gift box was quietly opened, and the flying sword slipped beneath the sleeping Fairy Lychee.

"Hmm... don't make a fuss, let me sleep a little longer," the Fairy Lychee murmured.

The next moment, the flying sword Spiral Ascension, whoosh!

The Fairy Lychee was immediately jolted awake from her dream, but it was too late... she was being spun around.

I want to fly, fly over the green meadows, to chase after lost memories. I want to fly, fly over the mountaintops, to find yesterday's recollections.

Second update... Please vote with monthly tickets!

End of Chapter
Prev
NovelSummaries
Next

Explore the wiki

Comments