Soft Feather Is So Right!

Song Shuhang sensed something was off... Senior White, why are you turning to look at me like that? You promised Miss Chu Chu she could go on stage, but why did you say 'okay' to me in front of me?

Chu Chu also felt something was off. She was the one pleading, so why was this Venerable White turning to face Song Shuhang?

However it may be, even if it costs her lifespan or even more to activate her potential, as long as she can go on stage to fight for the Chu Household and win the first round of the 'Immortal Severing Platform', she will have no regrets.

Therefore, Chu Chu bowed to the ground and said gratefully, "Thank you for your kindness, senior."

The elder of the Chu Household hesitated, then finally sighed—because he felt he couldn't get a word in edgewise.

"Yes, come with me. We'll find a place in the back... Chu Chu will be able to go on stage in a little while," said Venerable White.

Then, the Venerable got up and walked towards the rear of the Chu Household's camp. There were temporary tents there, originally intended for the disciples participating in the 'Immortal Severing Platform' to heal their injuries; it would be perfect for concealing himself from view.

Chu Chu struggled to her feet, took a deep breath, and prepared to catch up with Venerable White. However, her injuries hadn't healed yet; she had exerted all her strength just to sit up earlier, so walking now seemed incredibly difficult.

Song Shuhang immediately reached out to support Chu Chu, then helped her follow Venerable White —she was a strong woman, and Song Shuhang knew her too well, even better than her own mother. Moreover... perhaps because he had immersed himself in Chu Chu's life and circumstances yesterday, Song Shuhang felt a natural affinity for Chu Chu and the surrounding Chu Household.

"Thank you," Chu Chu said softly, as Song Shuhang helped her into a tent with Venerable White.

With Venerable White gone, the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group breathed a huge sigh of relief.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator glanced at the Big Macaque in the black Daoist robe beside him and asked curiously, "Speaking of Three Waves, why are you still in the form of Big Macaque? Why don't you break the True Lord's illusion?"

"Who is Three Waves?" The monkey-like Mad Saber Three Waves sneered, smoothing his hair. "I am Su Clan’s Seven!" -- What a joke! He had just fallen naked from the sky, so now, he would rather die than revert to his original form...

"Pfft~~" The Fairy Eastern Six couldn't help but burst out laughing.

At this moment, True Lord Yellow Mountain said calmly, "Everyone, stop fooling around. Let's think of a way to ease Senior White's mood... I have a feeling that Senior White went to all this trouble to bring us these 'one-time Disposable Flying Sword,' it's definitely not just for us to enjoy them once. Maybe there's something even more terrifying waiting for us."

As soon as the True Lord finished speaking, the fellow Daoists in the Nine Provinces Number One Group swallowed hard.

"How about we consider the best of the thirty-six stratagems: retreat?" the Snow Wolf Cave Master asked cautiously.

"The monk may escape, but the temple cannot; those who flee today cannot escape tomorrow," True Lord Yellow Mountain said calmly.

"So, what should we do now?" the Eastern Fairy asked.

True Lord Yellow Mountain said, "I don't know either, so we need to discuss it."

Fellow Daoist from the Nine Provinces Number One Group: "..."

At this moment, Mad Saber Three Waves approached Soft Feather, his monkey-like face full of frustration. "Speaking of which, Miss Soft Feather, you've really gotten us into a mess this time."

Soft Feather blinked and asked curiously, "Why are you involving me again?"

"It's because of that ' Senior White Sticker Pack you posted in the group share!" Mad Saber Three Waves replied.

All the seniors around silently nodded – this 'emoji' was the main source of the disaster!

"Isn't that emoji good-looking?" Soft Feather asked cautiously.

"It looks good... but because of that meme, everyone got 'flying over' by Senior White using Disposable Flying Sword!" Mad Saber Three Waves said dejectedly.

Upon hearing this, Soft Feather asked in confusion, "Isn't it because you seniors were courting death, not only spamming the group with Senior White Sticker Pack, but also making Senior White Sticker Pack?"

Mad Saber Three Waves said, "Ah, so the reason lies in this meme!"

"So, this isn't my fault, is it?" Soft Feather said seriously, "I just shared Senior White's emojis in the group... If the seniors had just quietly downloaded the emojis and kept them to enjoy, there wouldn't have been a problem. But the seniors were courting death by constantly Senior White's emojis in the group and even changing them to their profile pictures, so they definitely have to be prepared to face Senior White's punishment. Senior Three Waves, don't you even have this much awareness?"

"Huh?" Three Waves sensed something was wrong. Soft Feather's logic seemed a bit off. "Do you have some kind of awareness?"

"Absolutely," Soft Feather said matter-of-factly. "We're not kids anymore, of course we have to be responsible for our every action. I was fully prepared when I sent the emoji to the group chat... I heard from my dad that Senior White has a hobby of using 'Disposable Flying Sword' to send people directly to space to play among the stars. So, I was all prepared to be sent to space by Senior White. I even prepared my spacesuit and Grain-Repelling Pill, all of which I've been keeping hidden in my Inch-Shrinking Bag!"

As she finished speaking, Soft Feather's eyes shone brightly, her face filled with anticipation and longing—she desperately wanted to be sent flying into space by Senior White's Disposable Flying Sword go.

Three Waves turned to look at the fellow Daoists in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, then looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle... His heart was filled with complex emotions.

Soft Feather's answer made perfect sense, Three Waves felt completely speechless—so, all these fellow cultivators in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were inexplicably tricked just because they 'lacked awareness'?

"Ahem, let's not get off topic... We should be thinking about how to make Senior White happy!" True Lord Yellow Mountain brought the conversation back on track; this was the most important thing. They had to make Senior White cute—no, I mean, make Senior White happy and forget about the 'Senior White Sticker Pack' thing.

At this moment, Doudou said triumphantly, "If you want to make Senior White happy, I have a brilliant idea. Woof woof."

It had shrunk to the size of Little Pekingese, and a tiny, palm-sized adorable Yu Jiaojiao named Jiao Jiao was riding on its back. The combination was exceptionally comical.

"What clever tricks does Doudou have?" True Lord Yellow Mountain asked curiously.

Doudou said smugly, "Hehehe, as long as Yellow Mountain Big Fool calls me 'Master' three times, I'll tell you. Woof!"

True Lord Yellow Mountain sighed heavily—how did he end up raising such a silly dog?

"Doudou," True Lord Yellow Mountain said gravely, "I heard that the little girl from the Chu Household who was lying on your back just now is named Chu Chu?"

"Ours?" Doudou asked back.

"Doudou," True Lord Yellow Mountain's tone grew even heavier, "I heard there's a cat demon in the capital, your old flame, also named Chu Chu?"

"It's just that they have the same name," Doudou scoffed.

"Doudou," True Lord Yellow Mountain continued, "I heard you met a wife online, and her online name also contains the characters 'Chu Chu'?"

"Yellow Mountain Big Fool, are you spying on me? Woof!" Doudou barked loudly.

"Do I need to say anything more? You silly Pekingese with a 'Chu Chu Complex'? Do you really want me to expose your deepest, most sordid, and unspeakable secret in front of everyone?" True Lord Yellow Mountain's gaze was piercing as he stared directly into Doudou's eyes.

Doudou involuntarily shrank her head.

"Do you know what to do next?" True Lord Yellow Mountain said coldly.

After thinking for a moment, Doudou, utterly disregarding all dignity, prostrated herself on the ground and said, "I'm sorry, Lord Yellow Mountain! Woof!"

"Your voice is much lower, and your tone is insincere!" True Lord Yellow Mountain said coldly.

"I'm sorry, Lord Yellow Mountain. Woof woof, Little Doudou, True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s Loyal Hound... Please, Lord Yellow Mountain, be magnanimous and forgive my mistake, woof woof!" Doudou barked loudly.

"Very well, tell me, what's the secret to making Senior White happy!" said True Lord Yellow Mountain.

"Song Shuhang is preparing to make a movie... When he talked about it with Venerable White seemed very interested," Doudou replied.

At this moment, Yu Jiaojiao quickly raised her hand and said, "I know about this too. I also know an author whose writing is very interesting. We're planning to kidnap him, lock him up in a dark room, and make him write screenplays."

Upon hearing this, Northern River's Loose Cultivator sighed inexplicably, "Was it Song Shuhang who made this suggestion? Hehe, it seems that young friend Shuhang has had a tough time these past few days!"

That's true... Song Shuhang was the originator of the 'Senior White' meme, and he's been spending time with Venerable White these past few days. After the meme incident broke out, you can imagine what Shuhang's situation was like. It's really tough on him; he managed to come up with the brilliant idea of making a movie to cheer Senior White up.

"Making a movie? That seems like a good idea!" True Lord Yellow Mountain clapped his hands. "Then let's get moving and support our young friend Song Shuhang in making a movie that will be a national sensation!"

"Would Venerable White be satisfied with a film that causes a nationwide sensation? Why don't we play it safe... and make a film that will cause a worldwide sensation?" suggested True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey.

Fellow Daoists in the Nine Provinces Number One Group gave it a thumbs up.

At this moment, True Lord Yellow Mountain secretly breathed a sigh of relief—this time he had actually managed to subdue 'Doudou'. Speaking of which, is Doudou really a 'Chu Chu Complex'? There's a story behind this, and it seems we need to dig it out; it could become a powerful weapon to threaten Doudou.

Yes... True Lord's so-called 'secret' was all just to fool Doudou.

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While the fellow cultivators in the Nine Provinces Number One Group were discussing, the final match of the second round on the Immortal Severing Platform came to a close.

Chu Yong of the Chu Household was defeated once again.

Even though the junior brother of the Void Sword Sect leader was injured by a sword strike from the guards, that beast-like fellow easily defeated Chu Yong after a simple bandage.

"The second round of the Immortal Severing Platform has been won by the Void Sword Sect." As the platform's guardian announced this, he secretly glanced at the bigwigs sitting in rows in the Chu Household camp.

They were afraid that announcing the result would displease these powerful cultivators.

The pressure is immense!

The presiding over the Immortal Severing Platform this time was absolutely outrageous!

"Next, the first round of the Battle of Immortal Severing Platform begins. Participants from both sides, please step onto the stage," another guard announced.