Did they take hormones?
"Fellow Daoist... you've mistaken me for someone else." Fairy Lychee replied instinctively, "I am Fairy Lychee."
Although she always felt shy whenever her master called her by this Daoist name when they first gave it to her, she got used to it after a while. Fairy Lychee is, it's much better than her junior sister Fairy Peach.
"Fairy Lychee? Heh, heh!" Deng Yima let out a broken laugh, "I didn't expect you wouldn't even dare to admit your own Daoist name? 'Fairy Lychee,' why don't you call yourself Cherry @#%×Fairy? I'm Daoist Pineapple!"
"Cherry @#%×Fairy is my junior sister, Daoist Pineapple is my senior brother," Fairy Lychee replied calmly.
Deng Yima: "..."
Then, he flew into a rage. "Even at this point, you still want to play tricks on me? Copper Trigram @#%×Fairy, you despicable and shameless scoundrel!" Yes, that's right. Copper Trigram @#%×Fairy, because the person in front of him was a beautiful @#%×Fairy.
"Well said! That Copper Trigram fellow is a despicable, shameless, and utterly wicked bastard!" The Northern River's Loose Cultivator cheered loudly, then added, "However, fellow Daoist, you have indeed mistaken her for someone else. This person before you is definitely not that scum, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master. This person is indeed Fairy Lychee... As for why you mistook her for that Copper Trigram Immortal Master, it must be because the Copper Trigram Immortal Master disguised himself as Fairy Lychee and performed a divination for you, right?"
When Northern River's Loose Cultivator Deng Yima the name "Copper Trigram Immortal Master" at Fairy Lychee, he already knew what had happened—it must have been that bastard Copper Trigram who disguised himself as Fairy Lychee and made a grudge by doing shady divination. Unfortunately, the world is so vast that the shady divination client actually found Fairy Lychee.
"Disguise?" Deng Yima's eyes widened.
"Yes, that scoundrel Copper Trigram's Disguise Technique are unparalleled. He can disguise himself so well that even I have a hard time recognizing him," Northern River's Loose Cultivator replied.
Speaking of which, Copper Trigram Immortal Master actually disguised himself as a fellow Daoist in the group. Has this guy ever disguised himself as me to do divination before? Because in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, his relationship with Copper Trigram is the worst. Given Master Copper Trigram's low character, he might have already disguised himself as me to do countless shady divinations! Holy crap, thinking about it is terrifying!
"Heh heh heh." Deng Yima let out a broken laugh, then muttered, "Because of the Copper Trigram Immortal Master confidently gave me a divination, I poured all my savings into it, desperately trying to break into the 'Black Tiger Secret Realm,' even breaking my natal flying sword Secret Realm! I thought I could get an item that would allow me to break through my cultivation level, but unexpectedly, all I got in the end were six useless, tasteless items... Now, I can't even take out a proper flying sword when I go out!"
What a sad experience...
When the fellow Daoists in the Nine Provinces Number One Group heard Deng Yima's words, they couldn't help but blush with embarrassment—if this fortune teller were ever caught by a client and beaten half to death, everyone in the Nine Provinces Number One Group would cheer.
The divination methods are so unreliable; how many people throughout history have been scammed by them?
"And now you're telling me that was just the Copper Trigram Immortal Master's Disguise Technique?" Deng Yima let out a strange laugh, seemingly in a bad mood.
"Please accept my condolences, fellow Daoist." Northern River's Loose Cultivator patted his chest and said, "How about you wait a month? After a month, I'll bring that Copper Trigram fellow to you and let you give him a good beating to make him compensate for your losses, how about that?"
Drawing Copper Trigram Immortal Master is exactly what the Northern River's Loose Cultivator most wants to do.
"Heh, my condolences?" Deng Yima grinned. "Disguise Technique? The Fairy Lychee?"
"You think I'm easy to fool just because I'm not well-educated? Hey, take this 'Black Tiger Secret Realm Bullet'!" With a roar, Deng Yima reached out and pulled out a small, multicolored bullet, throwing it forcefully towards the Fairy Lychee.
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "It's broken."
Faced with so many Fifth-Grade Spirit Emperors and Sixth-Grade True Lord, this guy actually took the initiative to attack... He must have been so enraged that he lost his mind for a moment.
Mad Saber Three Waves: "We've been completely ruined, but what we said is all true."
True Lord Dustfall: "Sometimes things in this world are just like that, so helpless. The truth is often only held by a few people, and the more truthful it is, the less people believe it!"
As they were talking, the colorful little pellet had already been launched in front of the Fairy Lychee.
"Explode!" Deng Yima roared, "Slowdown spell!"
This bullet was one of the six he obtained from venturing into the 'Black Tiger Secret Realm'... He had used one before, and within the ten-square-meter area covered by that bullet, all living things were struck by a powerful 'Slowing Technique'! Under the effect of that terrifying Slowing Technique, everything moved at an alarmingly slow speed. Even the experimental beasts took a full five minutes to raise a single claw!
The effect of this Slowing Technique lasted for ten minutes... Ten minutes was enough time for him to do a lot of things!
It's a sad story.
Although these six small bullets were incredibly powerful, they were actually quite a burden for him. He had exchanged all his possessions for these six things, which meant he had to work tirelessly to complete sect missions and accumulate Spirit Stone in order to get a new natal flying sword.
Moreover... after removing the one bullet used for experiments, he wanted to sell the remaining five bullets for some Spirit Stone, but he hadn't been able to complete the transaction—because the price he wanted to sell them for was too high, and no one was willing to buy them.
But he wouldn't sell it for a lower price; these were five bullets he'd exchanged for all his savings—what a rip-off!
So in the end, he gritted his teeth and said, "I won't sell it; I'll keep it for myself to admire."
Now, it's finally time for this bullet to shine!
However, Deng Yima's bullet did not explode.
The beautiful Fairy Lychee reached out and gently touched her. Sixth-Grade True Lord aura erupted from her, and then a transparent, crystalline wall appeared before Fairy Lychee: "Reflective Crystal Wall!"
Sixth-Grade True Lord?!
The small bullet struck that invisible wall... just like hitting an incredibly elastic rubber, and bounced back with a bang.
Deng Yima instinctively turned away to avoid the small bullet.
If he were hit by the projectile, the powerful slowing spell would explode, and he would be completely finished!
Whoosh! The rebounding bullet grazed Deng Yima's body and finally... crashed into the Immortal Severing Platform.
Fortunately, there was a layer of defense set up by the 'guardians' on the Immortal Severing Platform.
After the bullet struck the defense, it shattered with a crack, like an egg stuck to the surface... The next moment, a strange layer of smoke billowed out from the bullet, enveloping the entire 'Immortal Severing Platform'.
At the same time, True Lord Yellow Mountain's figure suddenly disappeared from its original position.
When he reappeared, he was already standing behind Deng Yima, gently tapping the back of his neck. Deng Yima's eyes widened, and he felt all the strength drain from his body in an instant, causing him to collapse to the ground with a thud.
He was taken down in one move; is he another True Lord?
"Fellow Daoist, you're too impulsive. You need a powerful coolant right now!" True Lord Yellow Mountain said calmly.
Deng Yima stared, her eyes filled with anger.
"Impulsiveness is the devil... Don't do something you'll regret because of a moment of impulse," True Lord Yellow Mountain said slowly.
Deng Yima's face still showed an unyielding expression.
"Senior Yellow Mountain, why waste so much time talking to him?" Fairy Lychee stepped forward, grabbed Deng Yima's foot, and dragged him toward the camp of 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.
Then, the Fairy Lychee gave Deng Yima a good beating.
Deng Yima screamed repeatedly.
After finishing the beating, Fairy Lychee continued to ask, "Now, think carefully again. Do I still have any similarities to the Copper Trigram Immortal Master you remember?"
Deng Yima: "..."
"The best way to deal with a hot-blooded fool like you is to beat you up. After that, you'll calm down on your own," Fairy Lychee said calmly, looking very experienced.
The fellow cultivators in the Nine Provinces Number One Group couldn't help but chuckle dryly— Fairy Lychee, although usually quite adorable, is practically unstoppable when she gets angry. She's the kind of person who dared to go alone to outside of China and beat a scoundrel of a native god to death.
"Stay here obediently for now. If you behave well, maybe I can take you to find the Copper Trigram Immortal Master," Fairy Lychee said coldly.
How dare they impersonate her to tell fortunes and smear her reputation?
Copper Trigram Immortal Master, this time no one can save you!
Anyone who impersonates someone and smears their reputation should die!
On one side, Mad Saber Three Waves, still resembling Big Macaque, inexplicably felt uneasy. Could it be that he had monkey lice?
"Wait a minute, something strange is happening on the Immortal Severing Platform!" Northern River's Loose Cultivator suddenly exclaimed.
The fellow cultivators turned to look, and then saw a bizarre scene on the Immortal Severing Platform.
The smoke that had enveloped the Immortal Severing Platform had dissipated.
But at this moment, at the location of the Immortal Severing Platform, it was as if the 'fast forward' button had been pressed. The battle between Shuhang, who had transformed into 'Chu Chu', and Ye Tang of the Void Sword Sect Ye Tang suddenly became interesting.
In the blink of an eye, Song Shuhang and Ye Tang had exchanged nearly two hundred blows, their figures leaving afterimages as they flew through the air at incredible speed!
If it weren't for the fact that all the fellow Daoists in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' are highly skilled, they might have been dazzled!
On the Immortal Severing Platform, the swords between the two clashed repeatedly, clanging and ringing.
By maneuvering and shifting, one can develop lightness skills, knife techniques, and sword techniques to their fullest potential.
The light from the Flame Blade flashed intermittently!
The feeling was exactly like two Rank Third-Grade Battle King fighting.
"What's going on?" The Snow Wolf Cave Master blinked. Had Song Shuhang and Ye Tang on the stage taken hormones? Why did they suddenly become so powerful?
"Strange, they suddenly unleashed such incredible speed, why are the two guards remaining unmoved?"
"There are strange magical effects near the Immortal Severing Platform."
At this moment, True Lord Yellow Mountain stroked his chin and guessed, "Could it be that strange bullet?"
But before that projectile was launched, didn't Deng Yima call for 'Slowing Technique'?
Did he touch the wrong bullet?