Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool

"Shuhang, this Blood Bone is for you. Don't underestimate it; anything from the Demon is bound to be top-quality. Fellow Daoists in the group are too lazy to collect it, so you should keep it safe." Venerable White tossed the blood-red bone to Song Shuhang: "Also, it looks quite sturdy. If you get a puppy later, you can use it to gnaw on its teeth."

Venerable White had no interest in such strange things. Moreover, when it came to his collection of treasures, Venerable White's treasury contained so many items that he himself couldn't remember them all. In fact, even the treasuries of some large sects in the Cultivator World couldn't compare to Venerable White's private treasury.

Song Shuhang took the blood-red bone with a wry smile. This was a treasure from the Demon; how could he possibly give it to a puppy to chew on!

The Blood Demon has been defeated, and the treasures have been distributed.

The fellow cultivators in the group reunited and began to share their experiences from the battle—except for a certain Big White and a certain Three Waves, who were subtly ignored by everyone.

The Big White didn't care; the only person it cared about from beginning to end was Venerable White.

But Mad Saber Three Waves was a chatterbox, and he started to feel uncomfortable.

While everyone was chatting, True Lord Yellow Mountain received a phone call.

Then, the True Lord said to his fellow Daoists, "I just received news that the elixirs have been gathered. In addition, a total of four hundred hand-operated tractors will be delivered soon. Is there anything else you need? If so, please let me know as soon as possible, and I will deliver them all while I have the chance."

Prepare an extra pair of hand-held tractors, so that fellow cultivators can modify and enhance them as needed.

After all, there will inevitably be failures during the construction process. Therefore, True Lord Yellow Mountain prepared several extra vehicles for everyone to try out. Anyway, these things aren't expensive; when we bought 350 at once, we even gave away 50 more.

"Senior Yellow Mountain, please prepare some tools for the transformation," a fellow Daoist suggested.

"Do you have a carving brush for intricate array patterns? I was sent out in such a rush by Senior White that I didn't bring anything with me."

"I need a set of basic tools for weapon crafting!"

The fellow Daoists didn't stand on ceremony and made various requests.

"Understood. I will have someone prepare enough tools to bring along." True Lord Yellow Mountain recorded them one by one.

Aside from frequently giving a cold "hehe" to fellow Daoists in the Nine Provinces Number One Group and occasionally using the "Grand Silencing Technique," True Lord Yellow Mountain is definitely a good role model for group leaders in the new century.

Mentioning the Hand Tractor Race immediately lifted Venerable White's spirits.

"Well then... I'll go set up the competition venue first. Shuhang, come with me, we can stop by the Void Sword Sect on the way." Venerable White beckoned to Song Shuhang.

The Sea Urchin Warrior were planning to wipe out the entire Void Sword Sect, so they stopped by to check things out.

"Okay, Senior White," Song Shuhang replied, then suddenly remembered something. "Oh right, Senior, don't forget about Miss Chu Chu and the others!"

"Hmm. Doudou, conjure up a regular Dog-Hair Clone." Venerable White beckoned to Doudou, "Then release the spells on the Chu Household, and have Doudou use the Dog-Hair Clone to send them back to the Chu Household."

Doudou: "Woof woof woof woof."

"Speak like a human," said Venerable White.

True Lord Yellow Mountain snapped his fingers, and Doudou's Silencing Spell was temporarily lifted.

As soon as Doudou opened her mouth, she began to sing. "The flowers in the flower basket are fragrant, listen to me sing a song, sing a song~~ We've come to Big Yellow Mountain, Big Yellow Mountain is such a wonderful place~ Such a beautiful place with such lovely scenery~ Everywhere are crops, and everywhere are big fools~~"

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "..."

The True Lord stretched out his hand, preparing to silence Doudou again.

Doudou quickly shut up, then said seriously, "Senior White, ordinary Dog-Hair Clone have no combat power. How about we get a special Dog-Hair Clone?"

"No need, a regular Dog-Hair Clone will suffice," Venerable White said with a smile.

What if the Dog-Hair Clone is too powerful and manages to drive away the one who wanted to steal the Sword Formula?

After saying that, Venerable White instructed Song Shuhang to place the scroll of the <Sword Formula> on Chu Chu's body.

When Chu Chu and the Chu Household disciples woke up, they looked completely bewildered. How had they fallen asleep?

If only one or two people had fallen asleep, that would be one thing, but all the remaining Chu Household were unconscious. Was this the work of these seniors?

Moreover, whether it was just their imagination or not... when the Chu Household disciples stood up, they felt their bodies were full of power, as if they had been cleansed and benefited greatly. Some of the disciples at the First-Grade Realm even felt that their acupoints were about to loosen.

While the seniors of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' were discussing the Dao, these Chu Household were in a daze. However, the spiritual energy and extraordinary phenomena that heaven and earth gathered brought them great benefits.

In Primordial Era times, Sage expounded on the Way of Heaven and Earth, the Great Way Sanskrit Sound, and the disciples under their tutelage improved their cultivation levels simply by listening to them. This is the principle behind it.

Venerable White said to Chu Chu, "Chu Chu, this is one of the Sword Formula from your Chu Household. Take it back to your Chu Household first. Our group of fellow Daoists will continue to play here for a while... We will visit your Chu Household after the chaos has been quelled."

"Okay, senior." Chu Chu obediently accepted the scroll of the Sword Formula Manual.

At the same time, Doudou's clone came over and carried the seriously injured and immobile Chu Chu on its back.

As she left, Chu Chunying said gracefully, "If any of you seniors need any help from our Chu Household, please don't hesitate to ask."

With so many senior figures gathered together, they must be planning to do something.

At this time, if any Chu Household can offer assistance, they can forge a good relationship with their seniors. If, during this process, any disciple's talent is recognized by these seniors, overnight success is not out of the question.

True Lord Yellow Mountain glanced at the young lady Chu Chunying and smiled, "Perhaps we will need the Chu Household disciples to help us out at that time. If we need any assistance, we will reward them with Spirit Stone or other things."

After that... Chu Chu, carried by Doudou's clone, returned to the Chu Household ahead of the other disciples.

Then.

The True Lord Yellow Mountain presented a small palace-shaped magical artifact for the group of Daoists to rest in.

Meanwhile, Venerable White led Song Shuhang to the 'Hand Tractor Race' he had previously set up, to prepare the racecourse in advance.

After all, ordinary tracks simply cannot satisfy the cultivators' desire for high-speed racing.

The Venerable White had many ideas for the race track—the entire track should be filled with all sorts of traps, maze-like sections, terrifying crises, and so on, to satisfy the cultivators' need for thrills and excitement.

For example, explosions, explosions, and more explosions!

For example, Ascension, and more Ascension!

And many other creative stimuli.

Of course, on the way to the venue, you should pass by the Void Sword Sect to see what exactly happened between the Void Sword Sect and the 'Sea Urchin Warrior'.

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At this moment, the army of cultivators who were preparing to watch the Blood Demon, along with the servants of 'Master', finally arrived in the vicinity of the Immortal Severing Platform.

"Huh? Where's the Blood Demon? Where did he go?"

"Was it dealt with? Wasn't it supposed to be Sixth-Grade Blood Demon? Even if Sixth-Grade Venerable went all out, it would take them a long time to kill Blood Demon, right?"

"If the Blood Demon was dealt with... then there should be something left behind, right? How come there's nothing at all?"

"Were they blasted to ashes?"

This large group of ordinary cultivators gazed at the location of the Immortal Severing Platform and the palace-like magical artifact beside it from afar, but dared not approach.

Just as these ordinary monks were discussing among themselves, the palace doors opened.

The True Lord White Crane stepped out from within, his face radiating a holy light.

"Huh? Quite a few people have come," True Lord White Crane laughed heartily.

"It's Senior White Crane!" Among the ordinary cultivators, someone immediately recognized True Lord White Crane.

Despite its adorable appearance and its focus on development in the Western, the True Lord White Crane is surprisingly popular in the Cultivator World.

Because, yes, male cultivators can fall in love with Senior True Lord White Crane, because as long as they fall in love, Senior White Crane can become a beautiful female cultivator's partner.

Because, yes, female cultivators can also fall in love with Senior True Lord White Crane. As long as they truly love each other, Senior White Crane can become a handsome cultivator's partner.

Among this group of casual cultivators, there were many fans of True Lord White Crane.

"Haha, fellow Daoists, you're late. The Blood Demon has already been dealt with. However, it's not easy for everyone to come all this way, so Senior White has prepared some small gifts for you." True Lord White Crane smiled and waved his hand.

Suddenly, countless 'Blood Pearl' rained down from the sky, and each cultivator present received two.

This was left by Venerable White for True Lord White Crane before he left. In the past, after each Demon was killed, the killer would leave behind the Demon's body as a benefit for low-level rogue cultivators.

This time, the Blood Demon's entire body has been transformed into Blood Pearl, so let's sprinkle some Blood Pearl as a treat for everyone.

Anyway, there's a mountain of these things.

The cultivators accepted the Blood Pearl. Although they didn't know how to use it, everyone could sense the pure spiritual energy within Blood Pearl, which was comparable to that of Spirit Stone. If they could draw it out, it would be equivalent to two high-quality Spirit Stone.

So the cultivators thanked True Lord White Crane one after another, and then dispersed.

The 'master's' puppet was hidden among the crowd.

He also obtained two Blood Pearl, and when he held Blood Pearl, he could sense the aura of the 'Blood Demon' within them.

Holy crap... it's really solved.

The man felt completely devastated. How could the Blood Demon have been killed in such a short time?

This completely ruined his plans.

If the Blood Demon doesn't wreak havoc on the Chu Household, how will he obtain the last scroll from Chu Chu?

The 'sir' rubbed his temples vigorously.

However, just as he was pondering this, suddenly, through the senses of another puppet, the 'sir' saw a scene that delighted him.

It was a puppet lying in ambush near Chu Household and the main road of 'Immortal Severing Platform'.

In the puppet's eyes, Chu Chu, along with several Chu Household and a Great Pekingese Monster, were slowly making their way towards the Chu Household Grounds.

In Chu Chu's hands, she was holding the last scroll of the 'Sword Formula Manual'.