Master Profound Principle's OCD

"So cool, Senior Song!" From a distance, Soft Feather gave Song Shuhang a big thumbs up.

She was honestly praising Song Shuhang; she genuinely felt that the moment Song Shuhang put on the cassock, an indescribable aura emanated from him.

The saying "clothes make the man" perfectly describes this feeling.

"However, Senior Song ... you're wearing it wrong. This is a kasaya, not a cloak!" After praising him, Soft Feather honestly pointed out Song Shuhang's mistake in wearing it.

Song Shuhang wasn't a real monk and had never worn a kasaya before. So, he simply wore the blue kasaya like a cape, draped over his back in a stylish manner—in fact, Song Shuhang never intended to wear a kasaya in the proper way.

He decided that from today onwards, this 'Jade-Green Kasaya' would be renamed 'Jade-Green Cloak'. Wearing it as a cloak would surprisingly make him look quite handsome.

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang gave Soft Feather a thumbs up. "It's okay, as long as it looks good!"

Soft Feather giggled and Song Shuhang to fill the 'Senior Song Sticker Pack's emoji collection'.

[Hmm, after finishing Senior Song's emoji set, it'll be about time to make a 'Soft Feather Sticker Pack' too. Sharing happiness and hardship together, that's true resolve!] Soft Feather thought to herself.

Just as Song Shuhang finished speaking, a figure suddenly appeared beside him like a ghost. Then, the figure gently patted Song Shuhang 'Song Shuhang shoulder with its large, heavy hand.

Song Shuhang was startled. When he turned around in confusion, he found Master Profound Principle standing behind him, smiling at him with a kind and benevolent expression.

"Master?" Song Shuhang looked at the master with a puzzled expression.

Master Profound Principle gently shook his head at him, then reached out and removed the 'Jade-Green Kasaya' from Song Shuhang's body.

What is Master Profound Principle doing?

--Hmm, could it be that Master Profound Principle has taken a liking to my Jade-Green Kasaya?

If only that were the case! Perhaps Master Profound Principle would trade me his handsome Daoist robe, Confucian robe, or even a trench coat for this Jade-Green Kasaya?

However, this robe was a gift from Senior Yellow Mountain, a token of his goodwill. It felt inappropriate to trade it for something.

Just as Song Shuhang was pondering, Master Profound Principle draped the 'Jade-Green Kasaya' over his shoulders again.

Then, Master Profound Principle turned around, came to the front of Song Shuhang, and slowly tied up the Jade-Green Kasaya on his body.

Soon, the steps for wearing the robe correctly were completed.

The master took two steps back, pinched his chin, looked Song Shuhang up and down, smiled and nodded, his face full of admiration.

The master clasped his hands together and Song Shuhang.

The master vanished as swiftly as lightning.

They come without a trace and go like the wind.

Song Shuhang: "..."

After Master Profound Principle left, the little Guoguo shrank back and explained to Shuhang, "The abbot has obsessive-compulsive disorder, especially when it comes to wearing monks' robes and kasaya. He has to be meticulous, and every step must be perfect. He can't stand it when the disciples in the temple aren't dressed properly. Luckily, Senior Brother Song isn't a disciple of our temple, otherwise you would have been punished just now."

Song Shuhang: "..."

At this moment, Song Shuhang's bald head reflected the sunlight; his blue kasaya was worn meticulously. If he were to change his inner clothes into monk's robes and carry a Zen staff, then the title of 'Master Shuhang' would be freshly created.

"It fits perfectly, not bad." True Lord Yellow Mountain nodded secretly.

A fellow Daoist who specializes in making 'robes' once said that every robe in this world has a 'master' who is naturally suited to it. As soon as someone puts it on, they will have the feeling that, 'Ah, this robe should be worn by this 'cultivator'!'

Without a doubt, this 'Jade-Green Kasaya' was born to be worn by Song Shuhang. It fits him so perfectly that the moment he puts it on, he becomes one with the garment!

"Young friend Shuhang, would you like to test the defensive power of the cassock?" Mad Saber Three Waves suddenly appeared out of nowhere and asked Song Shuhang.

"How do we try it?" Song Shuhang asked.

Since I'm already wearing them, I might as well take this opportunity to test their defensive capabilities.

He had barely finished speaking.

Suddenly... Mad Saber Three Waves pulled out two small-caliber pistols from somewhere and fired several shots at Song Shuhang's cassock.

Wait, when Senior Three Waves was delivered here with the 'Disposable Meteor Sword 001 Edition,' wasn't he delivered Guoguo? Where did he get his gun?

Could it be that you obtained it from a senior member in another group while modifying a 'hand-held tractor'?

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bullets were fired in quick succession.

Senior Three Waves's movements were too fast and too sudden. By the time Song Shuhang instinctively tried to dodge, the bullet had already struck the cassock.

Just then... the Jade-Green Kasaya moved slightly without any wind, billowing out gently.

The bullets struck the robe, sinking slightly in. Then, a powerful rebound force surged from the robe, deflecting all six bullets fired by Three Waves, which clattered and fell to the ground.

Song Shuhang felt as if the spot where he had been shot had only been lightly poked by a finger. It was neither painful nor itchy, and there was no impact whatsoever.

Aside from its appearance, the Jade-Green Kasaya's defensive capabilities are simply amazing. And this is without activating the 'defense formation' attached to it.

"The defense is excellent. How about we try some heavy firepower? I know Fellow Ancient Lake Abbey has a few powerful missiles. Shall we give them a shot?" Mad Saber Three Waves was itching to try.

Song Shuhang shook his head frantically, like a rattle drum.

What a joke! Even if the 'Jade-Green Kasaya' could defend against missiles, he would never want to try it.

This is the biggest difference between him and Senior Three Waves: Song Shuhang is a man who refuses to court death... Well, he should be someone who refuses to court death?

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Meanwhile, not far from the location of the 'Immortal Severing Platform'.

A delivery truck is slowly driving up.

This is a vehicle from China Harvest Express. Inside, a tall man in a suit is sitting in the driver's seat.

The man in the suit was tall and muscular, with a serious expression, but possessed a certain masculine charm.

It's Harvest Express, Sima Jiang.

"Strange, the environment around here has changed a lot. It wasn't like this last time I came here," Sima Jiang murmured.

As he spoke, he glanced at his car's navigation system and his phone's navigation... He didn't know when, but both the navigation and his phone had completely lost signal, as if they had been blocked.

However, Sima Jiang remained calm. This wasn't the first time he'd experienced something like this.

He calmly pulled out a map, looked it over for a while, and said, "Forget it, the environment has changed, the map is useless now. Let's keep driving a little further, hopefully I'll run into someone so I can ask for directions."

With that in mind, Sima Jiang continued driving forward.