Soft Feather in Tears
During the live broadcast, the host continued to praise, "[True Lord Yellow Mountain truly lives up to his reputation as a veteran. He didn't blindly and haphazardly increase the speed of the hand-held tractor. His modifications to the tractor were both scientifically sound and perfectly integrated with the elements of cultivation. From the moment he set off until now, his speed has remained consistently high, steadily overtaking other fellow cultivators along the way.]"
Song Shuhang glanced at True Lord Yellow Mountain, who was now almost on par with him, and said with a wry smile, "Senior Yellow Mountain, didn't you say you were just participating in the competition to make up the numbers?"
If it's just about making up the numbers and participation is the key, then why go to such lengths? The goal is to be number one!
Song Shuhang is a man who absolutely must secure a spot in the top ten. If True Lord Yellow Mountain joins the fray to compete for the top ten, it will be a huge disadvantage for him.
"Hehe... How should I put it? I really didn't expect your ability to modify 'hand-held tractors' to be so terrible. I just made a few minor modifications and casually filled out the competition, and I still managed to overtake you all." Senior Yellow Mountain said with a chuckle.
At that moment, Song Shuhang sensed something from Senior Yellow Mountain: a deep contempt from academic superstars.
That's incredibly sarcastic! I just want to punch the True Lord in the face.
"Well, keep it up, Shuhang. You still have a chance in the top ten. I'll head out first." Senior Yellow Mountain chuckled, gripping the tractor handlebars with both hands and rhythmically vibrating his body. In this steady yet firm manner, he propelled Song Shuhang's Number 44 Hand Tractor over halfway.
[As expected of True Lord Yellow Mountain, his performance was steady. Now let's congratulate True Lord Yellow Mountain, number 5, who is currently in first place in the 'Hand Tractor Race'... Wait, we seem to hear a huge sound. This sound is so loud, it seems to be a song? Is this the audience cheering for the contestants? Perhaps we can listen to a bit of this sound.]
Then, a clear voice was transmitted from the 'Gossip Information Collector' to the ears of millions of Cultivator World.
"The flowers in the flower basket smell sweet, let me sing a song, sing a song~~ We've come to Big Yellow Mountain, Big Yellow Mountain is such a wonderful place~ Such a beautiful place with such lovely scenery~ Everywhere are crops, and everywhere are big fools~~"
Doudou's song "The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool" is legendary!
The host, Jiang Shan, was completely dumbfounded.
"Pfft..." Most of the fellow cultivators on the White Cloud Magic Treasure spat out their drinks.
Only a few fellow cultivators who were unaware of the truth remained confused—such as the disciples of the Chu Household, who didn't understand why their seniors around them were suddenly laughing.
The True Lord Yellow Mountain remained as still as water.
I was careless; I didn't ban Doudou again... which gave her the power to cause trouble.
Sure enough, we're going to have dog meat hot pot tonight.
Then, True Lord Yellow Mountain formed a hand seal and roared, "Silence!"
Above the clouds, a faint light flickered from the collar of an adorable Little Pekingese. Then, the Little Pekingese could no longer speak human language, and could only bark.
However, a glint of wisdom flashed in the Pekingese's eyes—"Yellow Mountain Big Fool, you're too naive."
A skill that has been used on this Doudou once will not be effective a second time!
Doudou calmly moved aside, revealing a huge megaphone and a music player hidden beneath its body.
Doudou stretched out its paw and pressed a button on the music player.
"The flowers in the flower basket smell sweet, let me sing a song, let me sing a song..."
The legendary "Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool" resounds once again.
The song is cheerful, with a simple melody and concise, catchy lyrics.
Furthermore, unless cultivators possess special cultivation techniques, they are all individuals with photographic memories and exceptional abilities. Such cheerful songs are so easy that once heard, everyone can hum along. After hearing them a second time, almost everyone can sing along.
Moreover, this song, "The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool," is simply magical.
After listening to it once, you'll find yourself feeling cheerful and upbeat with the music, and some people will even find themselves humming along.
[Cut it off, cut off the sound quickly!] Jiangshan's host's anxious shout came through the live broadcast... but it was too late.
I reckon by tomorrow, everyone in the entire Cultivation World will know about this song, "The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool."
"Doudou!!!" True Lord Yellow Mountain roared, finally unable to bear it any longer.
He slapped his palm on the hand-held tractor, and tractor number 5 shot into the sky, billowing black smoke, and chased after Doudou.
"Woof woof!" Doudou barked triumphantly at True Lord Yellow Mountain twice, without running away... because it knew that it couldn't escape from True Lord Yellow Mountain's grasp.
Even its escape weapon, the Wind-Fire Wheels, was made for it by True Lord Yellow Mountain, so there was no way it could escape. Therefore, Doudou stood brazenly on the clouds, waiting for True Lord Yellow Mountain to come and capture it!
At this moment, Doudou felt that Soft Feather had said something very true, "We're not children anymore, so of course we have to be responsible for our every action. That's what awareness is!"
Doudou felt it had come to its senses and was no longer afraid—even if it was silenced by True Lord Yellow Mountain for a whole year, its dog life would be complete.
True Lord Yellow Mountain crushed the music player, grabbed Doudou, and threw her next to the hand-held tractor.
"Woof woof!" Doudou raised its head and barked twice at True Lord Yellow Mountain —kill or torture me as you please, if I were afraid of death, I wouldn't be Doudou.
True Lord Yellow Mountain's lips twitched. He started the hand-held tractor and sputtered away from the competition site, quickly disappearing into the horizon.
Throughout the journey, True Lord Yellow Mountain remained silent.
After a long while, the True Lord said with utmost gentleness, "Doudou."
His tone was as gentle as a spring breeze.
Doudou suddenly shivered.
"Without realizing it, you've grown so much. It feels like just yesterday we brought you home to raise you, and you were only the size of a tiny palm." True Lord Yellow Mountain sighed with emotion, "Time really flies."
Doudou: "?"
"Children will eventually grow up." True Lord Yellow Mountain lowered his head and glanced at Doudou: "In the end, children will leave their parents, find a life partner, and rebuild a home of their own."
Doudou is acting strangely. Has Yellow Mountain Big Fool a nickname) been completely ruined?
"I think it's time for you to get married, Doudou," True Lord Yellow Mountain said gently with a slight smile.
Doudou: "..."
Wait, wait, just a minute!
Yellow Mountain Big Fool, are you sure you haven't made a mistake somewhere?
Doudou barked nervously, "Woof woof woof woof woof!"
It, Doudou, is a male Pekingese Great Demon Hound. Why use the word 'marrying' to describe it?
Could it be that I'm actually a female Pekingese, but Yellow Mountain Big Fool has always raised me as a Pekingese?
Thinking this, Doudou raised her hind legs in confusion and glanced at the 'Little Doudou' in that spot.
No way, I really am a male Pekingese!
So, Doudou was completely dumbfounded.
True Lord Yellow Mountain smiled, reached out, and patted Doudou's little head even more gently.
The tractor sputtered and sputtered, leaving behind a puff of black smoke and Doudou's bewildered expression, before disappearing without a trace.
[Uh... Hello everyone, there was a slight mishap during the competition. Five seconds ago, 'True Lord Yellow Mountain,' Young Master Phoenix Slayer to become number one, left the competition due to personal matters and lost his qualification. Now we can see that the first place is still held by the lucky 'Young Master Phoenix Slayer,' who maintains a slight advantage over the other cultivators.]
Song Shuhang: "..."
Should he thank Doudou at this point?
Doudou recklessly courted death, taking down True Lord Yellow Mountain in one fell swoop, allowing him to regain his 'first place' advantage?
"Doudou, I will offer incense for you," Song Shuhang said gratefully.
Then, he struggled to control the hand-held tractor, moving it forward faster and faster. This was an opportunity that Doudou had risked his life for, and he couldn't waste it!
Just as Song Shuhang was sighing... suddenly, a sword light 'whooshed' past him, overtook him, and flew in front of him!
"What's that?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened.
[Huh? That sword light just now! It was so fast, an unbelievable speed! Was it another lucky fellow cultivator who won the prize? Let's zoom in a bit more. Look closer... Huh, is it that little girl again?]
Within the sword light, a girl with long, black hair and slender legs appeared, along with her No. 22 hand-operated tractor.
[It's Soft Feather of Spirit Butterfly Island again! Just now, Soft Feather was sent back to the Qidian. She didn't give up; she started again, but shortly after... she seemed to have run into another trap. Her number 22 tractor floated into the air once more, but this time, instead of returning to the Qidian, she sprinted forward at breakneck speed, overtaking all the other contestants and reaching number 44, Young Master Phoenix Slayer Extinction! Every cloud has a silver lining! Congratulations Soft Feather! She is now in the lead in this year's Hand Tractor Race!]
Soft Feather was still a little dazed, blinking her eyes. She was in first place?
First time! This feels great! She likes this feeling!
Soft Feather gripped the handlebars of the tractor tightly, letting out a cheerful laugh—seizing the opportunity, she rushed forward, creating enough distance between herself and the other runners to maintain her advantage, and raced all the way to the finish line!
She's going to win the first ever Hand Tractor Race!
"Charge!" Soft Feather shouted joyfully.
The No. 22 hand-held tractor sped off at breakneck speed.
Suddenly... Soft Feather felt the car shake slightly, as if she had lost gravity.
Soft Feather's lips twitched.
This feeling was all too familiar, because she had just experienced this 'weightlessness' twice.
Then, with a scream from Soft Feather, she and her tractor once again 'Spiral Ascension'... After rising to a sufficient height, Soft Feather's No. 22 hand-held tractor was suddenly carried away towards the Qidian point.
Soft Feather: _
Tears streamed down my face.