Onion Girl in Action

Song Shuhang asked instinctively, "Can transformation increase speed?"

[Absolutely.]

'It can even answer my questions? Artificial intelligence? Artifact Spirit?' Song Shuhang thought to himself. But since it can increase speed, what's there to hesitate about?

He's the kind of guy who's aiming for the top ten in the Hand Tractor Race!

Three seconds later.

"Transform!" Song Shuhang commanded through the body of the Young Master Phoenix Slayer.

[Command confirmed. 'Phoenix Slayer Master,' please take your seat and prepare to transform.]

The next moment, a dazzling burst of fiery red light erupted from the Number 44 Hand Tractor. This light emanated from the various joints of the Number 44 Hand Tractor.

This feeling... yes, it's so familiar.

Optimus Prime, transform!

Megatron, same as above!

Optimus Primal, same as above +1!

Voltron, Voltron combined! Oh, sorry, I'm in the wrong theater.

Anyway, that's roughly the style... and the Number 44 Hand Tractor is undergoing this 'transformation' process. Each of its links, like a 'Transformers,' is disassembled and reassembled behind the light, beginning its transformation.

A faint sense of anticipation began to stir in Song Shuhang's heart—every man has once dreamed of piloting a giant robot.

Although later on, this dream gradually turned into things like disassembling Gundams by hand...

However, operating a giant robot always easily gets a man's blood pumping.

Snap snap snap...

It only takes about two seconds.

While moving forward and transforming simultaneously, the Number 44 Hand Tractor quickly completed its transformation.

[Transformation complete, Super-Speed Form - Battle Wheel Rolling Form!]

"Huh?" Song Shuhang felt a chill run down his spine.

What's with the rolling war wheels? Where's the giant robot we were promised?

He subconsciously wanted to summon his Spirit Ghost, to use the Spirit Ghost's 'God's-Eye View' to see what his No. Number 44 Hand Tractor had become.

But as soon as he issued this command, he suddenly remembered that he was still inside the body of the 'Young Master Phoenix Slayer' and there was no Spirit Ghost to provide 'God's vision'.

However, the next moment, a tablet screen appeared in front of Song Shuhang.

It shows the current state of the Number 44 Hand Tractor —a huge, barrel-shaped roller! To be precise, it should be called a barrel-shaped roller!

[The gigantic, rolling form is the perfect transformation for the 'Phoenix Slayer Master's' ideal. There's no need to worry about landmines, spikes, or other traps along the way; it can easily crush everything in its path! While maintaining speed, it can also inflict crushing damage on other competitors.]

[Activation, Battle Wheel Rolling Form! Phoenix Slayer Master, please take motion sickness medication...]

Song Shuhang: "..."

He felt like there were many things stuck in his throat, and he desperately wanted to spit them out.

However, he didn't have a chance. The next moment, Song Shuhang felt dizzy, as if the whole world was undergoing an earthquake.

The enormous, barrel-shaped war wheels spun and rolled forward at unimaginable speeds.

Because it was shaped like a barrel wheel, Song Shuhang, who was inside the wheel, naturally began to rotate continuously. It was even more cruel and ruthless than Venerable White's 'Spiral Ascension'.

And so the wheels of history rolled onward, mercilessly crushing everything that stood in its way.

"Holy crap, what is this thing?" the Dharma King Creation, who was originally running ahead of Young Master Phoenix Slayer, exclaimed in surprise.

From the scene, he looked like a praying mantis blocking a wheel... the huge wheel was about to crush him.

"Ah, who the hell created this thing? It's Young Master Phoenix Slayer!" Northern River's Loose Cultivator quickly recognized the giant roller. "That crazy, silly demon, only he would create all sorts of bizarre things! Transformation of Creation, block him!"

"It's too late...!"

As Northern River's Loose Cultivator and Dharma King Creation shouted, the wheels of history had already rolled over them.

These two predecessors were among the first to be crushed, but they certainly won't be the last...

Keep in mind that there are eighteen fellow cultivators blocking the way of Young Master Phoenix Slayer's rolling chariot.

Then... on the track of the Hand Tractor Race, chaos erupted once again.

Jiang Shan, the commentator for the 'Cultivator Daily,' rang out with his enthusiastic voice. "Fellow cultivators watching on television, the inaugural Hand Tractor Race is more exciting than we imagined. Compared to the increasingly dull and unexciting Cultivator Flying Sword Race, the Hand Tractor Race possesses a vitality beyond our expectations. As you can see, the competition for the top ten in the tractor race is exceptionally fierce. Another cultivator has unleashed his trump card—the former number one, Young Master Phoenix Slayer. After falling to the bottom after a trap, he is clearly aiming for the top six. At this moment, he activated his trump card, and the entire hand-held tractor... transformed! Did you all see that? This is a tractor transformation! Although the transformed object is rather ugly—it's turned into a giant wheel."

[Oh, that's fantastic! Although it's just a wheel-shaped transformation, its speed is truly amazing. It has already surpassed the previous twelve fellow cultivators, and now Young Master Phoenix Slayer has entered the top ten, and his ranking is still rising! How many more fellow cultivators will be crushed by this heavy and cruel wheel of history?]

[Oh... please wait a moment. I just received an urgent message. After unanimous agreement from several on-site referees and the chief referee, Fellow Phoenix Slayer No. 44's 'Big Wheel Transformation' is a violation. Because... this competition is Hand Tractor Race, and any racing vehicle that is not in the form of a 'hand-operated tractor' is heretical in this competition. Let us observe three seconds of silence for Young Master Phoenix Slayer; he is the first contestant to be penalized for a violation in this competition. Now, let's see what kind of punishment the referee team will impose on him for his violation.]

Song Shuhang's version of the Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "..."

He knew there was something wrong with the ghost's 'transformation'; he sensed an ominous feeling even before the transformation began.

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The Hand Tractor Race is still in full swing.

Meanwhile, many people are secretly carrying out their actions with fanfare.

For example, on the seabed, Sea Urchin Warrior and their 'sea king' are preparing a wicked plan...

For example, a certain being who previously disguised himself as a puppet servant of the 'Master', possessing the method of the 'Blood God Evil Saber Formation', is planning to find a place to condense a 'Natal Blood God Saber'.

There's also Gongzi Hai of the Limitless Demon Sect. Although he's already in seclusion, the 'Blood Sea Jade' is enough to replace the 'Blood God Diamond,' allowing him, Devil Lord Anzhi, Zheng Neng to perfectly advance to the Fifth-Grade Spirit Emperor level and condense a Seven-Dragon Patterns Golden Core, or even a higher-quality Golden Core. However, he still can't let go of the Blood God Diamond on Shushan Yali Da's body... If he doesn't get that Blood God Diamond back, his mind won't be at peace. Especially for someone like him who's 'calculating without fail,' Shushan Yali Da's 'Blood God Diamond' might become his Heart Demon in the future.

Finally... there was also an Onion Lady whose head had been snapped off. After leaving the Mysterious Island, she remained silent for so long, always feigning weakness by appearing 'severely injured' to deceive Song Shuhang.

And now, Onion Lady feels her chance has finally come!

Although she was always kept hidden in Song Shuhang's pocket, she kept a close eye on what was happening in the outside world.

She knew that Song Shuhang's body was currently swapped with the consciousness of a 'senior' and he was in a coma. Song Shuhang's consciousness, carrying that senior's body, had already gone to participate in the 'hand-held tractor' competition. Hearing the lively cheers outside, the Hand Tractor Race must have reached its climax.

She was protected by only two ordinary disciples of the Chu Household.

The terrifying Venerable White, the Pekingese demon, and the little monk were not present.

There's no better time to escape than now!

"Today is the day I, Onion Girl, regain my freedom," Onion Lady thought to herself.

She took a deep breath.

Then, a pair of tiny hands sprouted from the tender shoot whose tip had been pinched off; next, a pair of tiny feet grew from beneath the 'Enlightenment Stone' where she was rooted.

"Next, there's my 'cut-off' onion head," Onion Lady murmured.

She couldn't remember what happened on the Mysterious Island anymore.

But whenever Onion Lady thinks of Mysterious Island, one word immediately pops into her mind—pervert! After thinking about it, there must be a pervert on Mysterious Island, right?

She couldn't remember why her scallion was picked... Perhaps the scallion was the reason for her amnesia?

Therefore, she wanted to take her scallion with her.

Since the onion is, after all, part of my body, I should study it carefully. Perhaps I can find the reason for my past amnesia in the onion.

Thinking it over, Onion Lady rummaged through Song Shuhang's pocket and pulled out the 'rabbit' Inch-Shrinking Bag.

"This is a treasure, a pseudo-space bag!" Onion Lady's mouth watered at the sight of the Inch-Shrinking Bag, but she dared not take it with her.

She feared there might be some kind of tracking mark on the mysterious little bag; if she took it, wouldn't her escape plan be ruined?

"Speaking of which, could I also have tracking marks on me?" Suddenly, Onion Lady thought of a terrifying possibility—if she also had tracking marks on her, wouldn't Song Shuhang find her very quickly?

But soon, she shook her head. "Never mind, this is a rare opportunity. Even if I have tracking marks on me, I have to escape first. The opportunity is right in front of me. If I run away, I might get caught, but if I don't escape, I might never have another chance to escape in my life!"

Thinking of this, she reached out her small hand, rummaged through the Inch-Shrinking Bag, and pulled out the onion tip wrapped in a small piece of paper.

"Found it! It's my onion tip!" the Onion Lady exclaimed joyfully.

She carefully hugged her own onion tip. After merging with the 'Enlightenment Stone', she temporarily lost the ability to transform into a human, making it really troublesome to hide things.

Then, Onion Lady carefully observed the situation around Song Shuhang's body, and then carefully crawled out of Shuhang's pocket...

First update! I'm begging for monthly votes as the wheels of history roll!