I was imprisoned for five hundred years
"Doudou, are you Young Master Phoenix Slayer's account?" Fairy Lychee quickly replied, "A mere Water-Avoidance Formation, just a minor Second-Grade- grade formation, how could Young Master Phoenix Slayer not know it?"
Doudou was still anxiously barking beside True Lord Yellow Mountain, completely bewildered. How could it possibly have time to go online?
Therefore, True Lord Yellow Mountain replied, "It's not Doudou."
The Fairy Lychee asked curiously, "If it's not Doudou, then what's going on?"
"Now it's my turn to step in," Tiantian Island Lord said in a deep voice. "There's only one truth... Young Master Phoenix Slayer was Soul Transference? Speak, transmigrator, what is your background?"
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Seniors, please stop joking! It's really sinking! If it sinks any deeper, it'll be at the bottom of the sea! Help me fix the water damage to the car first, we can talk about the rest later!"
Fairy Flowing Firefly replied, "Alright, it's really not that troublesome. Just like I said, you can fix the 'Water-Avoidance Formation' yourself."
Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, "But I don't know how to Water-Avoidance Formation!"
"Now it's time for Seven Lives Talisman Qishengfu to make his appearance. As a genius in the field of Talisman Treasure in this group, Seven Lives Talisman Qishengfu is also very knowledgeable in formations," Fairy Flowing Firefly said with a smile.
"Fairy Flowing Firefly flatter me... Well then, Fellow Phoenix Slayer, let me give you a brief explanation of the 'Water-Avoidance Formation.' I happen to have a simplified version of the Water-Avoidance Formation here, which I guarantee can be completed in three seconds." The Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman added a [grinning] emoji.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Please give me some guidance."
"First, you need to draw the basic framework of a Water-Avoidance Formation. The simplified version I have here is a simple circular formation. First, use spiritual energy as ink to draw a circle. Then, draw a simple Bagua inside it." The Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman said, and also handed over a few simple pictures.
The image is very simple; it's just a circle with a Bagua symbol on it.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer's heart stirred; this array diagram was indeed quite simple. "And then?"
"Then, you pour enough energy into this array diagram, and this 'Simplified Water-Avoidance Formation' will be complete. The Water-Avoidance Formation will remain effective until your spiritual energy is completely depleted. Here, I'll send you a picture of the completed Water-Avoidance Formation." The Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman said, sending another picture of the completed 'Water-Avoidance Formation'.
When the finished image arrived, Song Shuhang almost went blind.
The finished image is beautiful.
It is a standard circle with an exquisite Bagua diagram inside, and the words "avoid water" are in the very center of the diagram.
However, the difference between the 'complete drawing' and the 'draft' previously issued by the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman is too great.
The comparison between the two is roughly the difference between the words "[Beautiful Woman]" and a beautiful photograph of a woman.
Song Shuhang was immediately enraged. "You Young Master Phoenix Slayer! Senior Seven Lives Talisman, did you omit many steps in the process?"
Why does a rough sketch suddenly transform into such a magnificent 'water-avoidance formation'?
"Those steps are all negligible; there's no need to worry about these details!" the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman replied calmly.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Then shall I give it a try?"
"I guarantee success. Remember to pour plenty of spiritual energy into the formation. I don't want to suddenly see you sinking into the water again while watching the live stream," said the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "OK!"
Song Shuhang said no more. He painstakingly mobilized the spiritual energy within his body and began to inscribe on the pedals of the hand-held tractor.
It doesn't matter when, as long as the Water-Avoidance Formation works.
Following the instructions of the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman, first draw the array, then pour a large amount of spiritual power into the array until it is saturated.
"It's probably working by now, isn't it?" Song Shuhang thought to himself.
However, the Water-Avoidance Formation was ineffective, and the hand-held tractor continued to sink.
"What a trap! I knew there would be something wrong with such simple steps!" Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, preparing to question the 'Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman' in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
While pondering...
When~~
Song Shuhang felt the hand-held tractor hit something.
Because it's obvious that he's still a long way from the 'seabed'.
After hitting that thing, the hand-held tractor bounced off the bottom and, under the reaction force, quickly rose to the surface!
Five seconds later.
Whoosh! The Number 44 Hand Tractor burst out of the water, as spectacular as a submarine emerging from the water.
That simple Water-Avoidance Formation actually worked?
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group
Tiantian Island Lord: "Hahaha, that silly vixen Phoenix Slayer has finally emerged from the water."
"The Water-Avoidance Formation pointed out by Seven Lives Talisman is truly impressive," Fairy Lychee exclaimed in praise.
"Hahaha, of course, this is my livelihood. However, Young Master Phoenix Slayer needs to be quick, since this Water-Avoidance Formation is very rudimentary and is constantly consuming the spiritual energy stored within it. Once the energy inside is depleted, he will sink into the water again," said the Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman.
"It's alright, we just enjoy watching him sink into the water, it's so interesting," said Tiantian Island Lord.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "..."
Am I still online?
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Above the clouds, Venerable Spirit Butterfly gazed at Young Master Phoenix Slayer's hand-operated tractor, a smirk playing on her lips. "Heh, interesting. He actually stumbled upon this hidden Easter egg. I thought no one would be able to find it in this round. Young Master Phoenix Slayer's luck is quite good."
After all, the latter half of the track is on the 'water', so the chances of this hidden underwater Easter egg being discovered are slim.
During the match, the Venerable White also had a smile on his face.
He and Venerable Spirit Butterfly discovered this Easter egg by accident, and then carefully moved it under the track.
If no one bumps into the Easter egg, Venerable White plans to release it after the competition to give the contestants some fun.
Song Shuhang controlled the Young Master Phoenix Slayer's tractor and started chasing the contestants ahead again.
Meanwhile... on the seabed, a gigantic creature awakens.
It slowly opened its eyelids, revealing huge, bloodshot eyes, as if it had been violently struck by something.
"Damn it, who hit my eye? It hurts, it hurts so much." The huge creature slowly moved.
This is a squid-like creature with eyes as large as a goldfish. Each eye is the size of two hand tractors put together.
It has a hundred strong tentacles and four arms like a human's.
After the giant Squid Monster awoke, its hundred tentacles extended and intertwined to form a network of mental energy that stretched across the entire seabed, searching for the bastard who had bumped into it.
Soon... it locked onto the Young Master Phoenix Slayer's hand-operated tractor speeding across the sea.
"Damn it, found you!" The giant Squid Monster shook its hundreds of tentacles and darted towards the surface of the sea with incredible agility.
It will chase after that bastard, stop him, and swallow him whole!
With its enormous size and incredible swimming speed, the giant Squid Monster quickly caught up with the Number 44 Hand Tractor.
Then, it forcefully emerged from the bottom of the water.
Hundreds of tentacles lashed out in the void like whips, and each of the four thick arms gripped a giant hammer.
"Roar! Roar! Roar!" The Squid Monster roared angrily, its gaze fixed on the 'Young Master Phoenix Slayer' in the distance.
"I was imprisoned for five hundred years, and only with great difficulty did I break free... Now, you dare to trespass into my territory? You're practically courting death! Ahhhhhh!"
The Squid Monster was reciting its lines when a hand-operated tractor mercilessly ran over it.
It's the True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord!
From the second half of the competition, it maintained a commanding lead.
When True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord is in the water, it's as if he can row a boat without oars and raise his sails without relying on the wind. Staying in the water, all he needs is the waves!
Soft Feather had temporarily taken the first place thanks to a 'Lucky Trap,' but was overtaken by True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord in less than a few seconds!
Four large tires mercilessly rolled over the Squid Monster's head, leaving two thick tracks on its face.
The waves surged, True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord continued his advance!
The Squid Monster roared, "Damn it, that despicable bastard dared to ambush me... Aaaaaah~~"
Following True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord, True Lord Dustfall, Soft Feather, and Snow Wolf Cave Master followed closely behind True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord with their hand-held tractors, running over the Squid Monster.
The Squid Monster was crushed to the ground. "Ouch, ouch! You rude bastards, I'm going to kill you all!"
"Get out of the way!" A cold voice rang out.
The Squid Monster turned its head and noticed a group of hand-operated tractors rushing towards it from a short distance away.
Leading the way was a man with flowing black hair driving a golden tractor.
"Damn it, you're all asking for death!" the Squid Monster roared, as dozens of tentacles and the hammer in its hand slammed down on the man with flowing black hair.
"You stupid monster, get out of the way! You're blocking the road!" the Dharma King Creation roared. At the same time, the golden Buddha in his carriage reappeared, standing upright.
The enormous golden fist slammed towards the Squid Monster.
Boom!
The golden fist collided with the Squid Monster's hammer!
The next second, the Squid Monster was sent flying—the punch of the Super Saiyan Monk Dharma King Creation is not so easy to catch!
Then, the Dharma King Creation's golden tractor mercilessly ran over it.
"Ah~" the Squid Monster screamed in agony.
Swish swish swish...
After the Dharma King Creation, more than ten tractors rolled over the Squid Monster in various ways.
"Aaaaaahhhhh~~" the Squid Monster screamed repeatedly.
Finally, after that wave of tractors passed, the Squid Monster got back up.
Looking around, it saw another wave of hand tractors chugging towards it in the distance. The one that had injured its eye earlier was hanging at the very back of the line.
One by one, nobody paid any attention to it.