Can Young Master Phoenix Slayer Sing?

Commentator Jiang Shan's voice rang out at the opportune moment: [Eastern Fairy did a great job! She just returned to the arena and crushed Young Master Phoenix Slayer —a true return of a champion! Now, standing in ＠＃％×Fairy way is that ugly Squid Monster. How will Eastern Fairy deal with this monster?]

"We're going to crash!" Eastern Fairy cried out, as her No. 37 hand tractor sped up faster and faster.

"Chaotic Rain Hammers!" The Squid Monster swung its hammer wildly, smashing it towards the Eastern Fairy.

Ta-da!

A series of clanging sounds rang out.

The Squid Monster's hammer and the Eastern Fairy's tractor shield kept colliding, their spiritual energies clashing, each strike producing an explosive effect.

The roar was like thunder, so loud it made people's eardrums hurt.

"Hehehe!" The Squid Monster let out a strange laugh. This was the most satisfying smash it had ever made since its appearance— the Road Killer, Eastern Fairy, was completely unable to control her tractor and could not dodge the hammer like the other fellow cultivators. She could only confront the Squid Monster head-on.

In just about a second, the Squid Monster unleashed a total of thirty-eight hammer blows with its four giant hands.

When the final hammer blow landed, the shield on the Eastern Fairy's tractor couldn't hold up and shattered!

Without the shield, the Eastern Fairy's car and people were exposed to the Squid Monster's mouth.

However, the Eastern Fairy's tractor had already passed the hammer's attack range, and it looked like her tractor was about to run over the Squid Monster.

Just then, the Squid Monster opened its mouth and sprayed a mouthful of strong acid venom towards the Eastern Fairy.

The distance was too close, and the venom sprayed over an extremely wide area, leaving the Eastern Fairy with no way to dodge...

The strong acid sprayed onto the tractor immediately began to corrode it.

In just two seconds, the Eastern Fairy's tractor melted into molten iron like a burning candle. The chassis and wheels, having lost their 'Water-Avoidance Formation' effect, quickly sank into the sea.

Not only the hand-held tractor, but also the Eastern Fairy was covered in strong acid venom, making her look extremely disheveled.

"Hehehehe~~" The Squid Monster let out a smug laugh. This is what happens when you underestimate it!

Song Shuhang stopped the hand tractor and looked at the motionless Eastern Fairy: "Eastern Fairy, are you alright?"

"Hehehehe." Eastern Fairy laughed angrily. She reached out and flicked her hand, dispelling the venom in front of her—the strong acid venom was blocked by her protective spiritual power when it sprayed towards her.

However, a small portion of the venom penetrated the spiritual energy protection, splashing onto her clothes and corroding several holes in her dress.

Her car is gone.

Her limited-edition dress from this year was also ruined.

It's all the fault of that stupid Squid Monster blocking the way!

The Eastern Fairy reached out and tossed her long hair behind her head, then tied it into a ponytail with a bracelet.

[Ah, what an unexpected ending! The Squid Monster actually possessed the ability to spit venom! Eastern Fairy couldn't dodge in time and was covered in the venom. Her hand-held tractor was melted into molten iron by the venom... Following True Lord Yellow Mountain, Azure Firmament Sword Lord, True Lord White Crane, Eastern Fairy became the fourth contestant eliminated. Losing Eastern Fairy is undoubtedly a great loss to this Hand Tractor Race; it's truly a pity.]

Is a race still a race without Road Killer? Why didn't this Squid Monster Young Master Phoenix Slayer, but instead tried to destroy Eastern Fairy's car?

The audience is above the clouds.

Liu Long, the cultivator, sighed, "Liu Zi is angry."

Liu Zi was the nickname of the Eastern Fairy.

"The whole car has melted, it's bound to be angry," a fellow Daoist chuckled nearby.

"Ah." Liu Long nodded slightly, then sat down cross-legged, focusing his gaze on his nose and mind, remaining motionless.

"Hehehe, take this, Chaotic Rain Hammers!" After successfully spitting out a mouthful of venom, the Squid Monster pressed its advantage.

Its four giant arms picked up the hammer again and smashed it down towards the Eastern Fairy.

Moreover, this time, it also extended nearly fifty tentacles from its feet, which, together with the hammer, launched a fierce attack on the Eastern Fairy.

The Eastern Fairy stood quietly on the water's surface until the hammer struck her head, at which point she slowly began to move.

The Eastern Fairy moved as if dancing, her toes lightly touching the water's surface, creating ripples. Then, she began to dance.

It was clearly Squid Monster attacking wildly... but suddenly, it turned into a concert by Eastern Fairy.

The Squid Monster's hammer and tentacles flew towards her with incredible speed. However, all of these attacks grazed past the Eastern Fairy, leaving her completely unharmed.

"Damn it!" The Squid Monster felt like it had been tricked, roared angrily, and opened its mouth again, spitting out a mouthful of venom.

The Eastern Fairy tossed her long ponytail, seemingly chanting a few syllables. Behind her, a seven-colored beam of light exploded into a pillar.

The seven-colored light, carrying a powerful purifying force, evaporated the Squid Monster's strong acid venom completely upon contact with it.

The Squid Monster's eyes widened; the venom wasn't working?

Damn it, looks like it's about to unleash its ultimate attack. Besides its venom, it has another powerful spell, but the preparation time is a bit long.

So it quickened its attacks, secretly preparing its ultimate move.

A feast for the eyes.

Song Shu was surprised to discover for the first time that fighting could be done so beautifully.

Moreover, the Eastern Fairy danced beautifully.

Song Shuhang had seen many dances since he was a child, but none of them, whether it was classical China dance, modern dance, energetic dance, street dance, or even otaku dance, could compare to the dance of the Eastern Fairy in front of him.

Her dance seems to possess a power that resonates deep within the soul.

I want to keep watching, I want to see the Eastern Fairy continue jumping.

He couldn't bear to look away from the Eastern Fairy.

The Eastern Fairy in her dancing state is completely different from the Eastern Fairy in her everyday life.

The Eastern Fairy was originally a great beauty... Apart from those with special cultivation techniques, most cultivators, as their cultivation level increases, their bodies are gradually tempered, and they will naturally move closer to 'beauty'.

When the Eastern Fairy begins to dance, her charm increases tenfold, or even a hundredfold!

After failing to hit the Eastern Fairy no matter what she did, the Squid Monster roared angrily, "You wretched human! You hide and dodge like a flea. Is all you can do to hide and jump?"

It tried to provoke the Eastern Fairy with words, forcing her to fight it head-on.

"Hehe." The Eastern Fairy leaped lightly, a ribbon wrapped around her arm. With a gentle sweep, she knocked away all the Squid Monster's hammer and tentacles.

The Eastern Fairy landed in front of the 'Young Master Phoenix Slayer'. Her toes lightly touched the water's surface, creating ripples.

"Phoenix Slayer Exterminator Phoenix, can you sing?" Eastern Fairy suddenly asked, "I was in such a hurry to leave today that I didn't bring my music player."

Song Shuhang froze for three seconds. "Sing? Do you need to sing any songs?"

"Anything is fine, any song will do. You sing, and I'll dance!" Eastern Fairy said with a smile.

"How about 'Only Mother is Good in the World'?" Song Shuhang answered subconsciously. Actually... what he subconsciously thought of just now was Doudou's catchy song, "The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool".

Doudou used to sing that song on repeat. The rhythm was great, and the lyrics were catchy. After listening to it a few times, you couldn't help but hum along. As for the lyrics, thanks to the cultivator's extraordinary memory, he had memorized them word for word.

So when the word 'song' is mentioned, Song Shuhang immediately thinks of "The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool".

However, that song was just too outrageous.

This is a live broadcast right now... If I sing "The Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool" to accompany the Eastern Fairy, the True Lord Yellow Mountain might just come knocking on my door tomorrow.

The Eastern Fairy laughed and said, "This one is too short, how about a longer one?"

Song Shuhang can sing a lot of songs... but they don't seem suitable for the current situation.

Because from 2018 to 2019, most of the popular songs were about love and romance, and most of them were sung by female singers.

Song Shuhang simply couldn't bring himself to sing these songs—singing them would give the impression that he was courting the Eastern Fairy.

Then... after thinking it over, Song Shuhang remembered a song that was incredibly popular between 2014 and 2015.

Although it's also a love song, because it's so funny... it's probably more suitable?

"Then I'll sing! Don't blame me if I don't sing well!" 'Young Master Phoenix Slayer' called out.

"No problem, as long as it's a slightly longer song, any kind of song is fine," Eastern Fairy smiled slightly.

His smile radiated immense confidence.

With the ＠＃％×Fairy's words as a guarantee, Song Shuhang felt much more at ease.

"Then, let's begin!" Young Master Phoenix Slayer coughed, adjusting his emotions.

Then, he tapped his feet to the beat and began to sing. "I planted a seed~ and finally it bore fruit~ today is a great day~"

As the music began, the Eastern Fairy began to spin on the lake. She didn't pay attention to what Song Shuhang was singing; she was simply going along with the melody.

Water splashed, and the water droplets were swept up by the ＠＃％×Fairy's spiritual power, floating around her and being dyed with seven colors by her spiritual power, as beautiful as pearls.

At that moment, the Eastern Fairy was as beautiful as a lake sprite, captivating all who beheld her.

Song Shuhang, controlling the Young Master Phoenix Slayer, continued singing, "I'll pluck the stars and give them to you~ I'll pull down the moon and give it to you~ I'll let the sun rise for you every day..."

The Eastern Fairy jumped faster and faster, colorful ribbons swirling around her, and a strange illusion appeared around her as a gentle breeze blew.

A small patch of 'Night Sky' appeared above her head, and together with the sea beneath her feet, they formed a stage that belonged only to the Eastern Fairy.

The Bright Moon hangs high in the sky, and countless stars twinkle! Ripples on the sea reflect the Bright Moon and stars.

It is not a 'Real Illusion' of the Venerable, but rather a strange phenomenon in the world formed when the Eastern Fairy uses her special technique.

This scene is absolutely breathtaking!

At this moment, Young Master Phoenix Slayer's voice rang out again. "I'll become a candle, burning myself just to light your way~ I'll give you everything, as long as you're happy~ You make every tomorrow meaningful~~"

This song, this voice, it's absolutely heartbreaking!

The audience felt themselves constantly shifting between being captivated and heartbroken, giving them an urge to grab a knife and Young Master Phoenix Slayer.

The music continued, and so did the dance of the Eastern Fairy.

In the sky, the spectators and referees on the clouds were all staring at the figure of the Eastern Fairy, and everyone's eyes followed her movements—even the Hand Tractor Race was ignored.

"It's actually the Nine Demon Dances! Amazing!" Venerable Spirit Butterfly murmured, surprised that someone could actually cultivate the Nine Demon Dances.

This cultivation method is completely different from mainstream methods; it can be described as an unconventional cultivation method.

In the memories of Venerable Spirit Butterfly, no one had been able to master the <Nine Demon Dances> for over a thousand years. Unexpectedly, she encountered one here.

Once the "Nine Demon Dances" is unleashed, even those whose strength far surpasses that of the Eastern Fairy will be bewitched if their willpower is insufficient.

Just like now, even though the object of the Eastern Fairy's <Nine Demon Dances> is that giant squid, the audience of cultivators and fellow Daoists on the white clouds are still affected by her.

Some cultivators with weaker abilities became completely absorbed in the dance of the Eastern Fairy.

Rejoicing with her dance, grieving with her dance, raging with her dance...

Song Shuhang was relatively lucky. As the 'backing singer' for Eastern Fairy, he was less affected by her dance moves and did not get caught up in the <Nine Demon Dances Eastern Fairy.

He felt that the ＠＃％×Fairy dance was incredibly beautiful, and he wished he could record the scene.

Ahead, that Squid Monster has been completely ruined.

"Waaaaah..." The Squid Monster burst into tears, crying so hard that it lashed its body with its tentacles as it sobbed.

As it cried, it suddenly burst into laughter, pounding the sea with its four arms. It couldn't stop laughing, and its whole body swelled up with laughter.

While laughing, she suddenly started crying again...

She was crying, but then suddenly started laughing again...

Occasionally, she would sigh wistfully like a wronged woman, and sometimes she would roar furiously.

Those who don't know him might think he's going to audition for a 'movie role'.

Finally, the Eastern Fairy's dance was nearing its end. Her white, delicate hands intertwined, transforming into flower shapes, and swirled upwards...

Song Shuhang then sped up the song. "You are my little apple~ like the most beautiful cloud in the sky~ Spring has come again, flowers bloom all over the hillside~ plant hope and you will reap!"

The song ended.

The Eastern Fairy perfectly timed her dance's final move—her body was so supple it seemed boneless, her slender waist arching backward.

Pretty!

Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up; that was a really great gesture, he really liked it!

At that moment, the Squid Monster suddenly stopped.

A moment later, the Squid Monster opened its mouth wide. "Pfft~~"

But this time, instead of spraying 'strong acid venom,' it sprayed fresh blood... The blood flow was enormous and unstoppable. It seemed it wouldn't stop until it had sprayed out all the blood in its body.

Unfortunately, the Squid Monster's blood is incompatible with human blood.

Otherwise, the blood it spews out would be enough to fill a blood bank to overflowing...